yeah i ship it

I AM AN ABSOLUTE MESS OH GOD THIS IS SO CHEESY BUT I’M NOT EVEN SORRY BECAUSE MY HEART IS FILLED WITH SUCH JOY

pinkkawaiidiy  asked:

Hi, just want to vent for a bit... so my best friend is basically a SHIPPING QUEEN and we had a lot of fun shipping our friends but then she shipped me with my other best friend and he's a boy and ug things are just kind of uncomfortable right now. I wanted a close but platonic relationship with him but now whenever we're together, everyone's like "AHH THEY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER I SHIP IT!!!" so yeah life's great *laughs while crying on the inside*

aww im sorry to hear this. my best advice is to tell you friend how you feel about her doing that and to kindly ask her if she could not ship you and your guy friend together because it makes you uncomfortable! i hope this helps a little :D

Lost Ships of the Mojave

A ship in the middle of the desert? 

Yeah I know what you’re thinking but the Mojave does contain some bodies of water in it. Two of the most well known are the Salton Sea and the Colorado River. There are tons of stories from the late 1600′s to the modern era about ships that have appeared and disappeared in the dust and sand of the Mojave. Wrecks that have run aground or are now sitting in places where water once flowed yet no longer does. 

The stories come from the California side of the Mojave and usually deal with Spanish gold and silver ships that sailed from here. Back when the Spanish were enslaving natives from Montana to South America to mine gold there were two routes the gold would take. It would go south to Galveston Texas and from there board ships to go to Spain or it would go west to the Pacific and board ships there. Between Santa Fe and Los Angeles was the Old Spanish Trail which was a well used path that much of the gold went on also. Parts of the trail still exist by me in the North Eastern Mojave and there are some areas where you can see where the Spanish cut steps into the rocks or carved their names and a cross and the date they were there in the stones. The ships however are much further south and are part of that link in the Spanish Trail. 

The best known ships are the ones called the Lost Galleon, the Pearl ship or the ship of Juan de Iturbe, the river ferry and the Viking ship. While none of these ships have ever been confirmed there are many rumors that pop up from time to time about them being uncovered or other vessels being uncovered in areas of the Mojave then having the sand bury them again. 

More information on them can be found here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Ship_of_the_Desert

What is known for sure is that the Spanish did send boats and ships up the Colorado River back in the days where the Colorado did connect to the ocean. There was a massive gold mining operation all over the western US and they transported their gold for hundreds of years until the Spanish Empire fell apart and the Mormons and Americans started settling all of the western US. Every few years someone finds a small cache of Spanish gold, silver or armor and weapons from that time period or a new marker is discovered. It is extremely unlikely that Vikings ever sailed as far as the Mojave or even the rumors of Saxons or Irish in this area either but rumors of it all still persist to this day. 

lorbeerprinz  asked:

Last anon is definitely not alone, I can't understand Xander/Laslow (and the other ships you listed) either. I mean, yeah, everyone can ship whatever they like but I totally can't see the basis for it? Like, where do any of the people involved have any romantic chemistry... And I see so many people acting as if it was completely self-explanatory and evident, I just... where?? Anyway, had to get this off my chest, glad to see there are people who don't get those ships either xD

Glad to see I’m not the only one either ^_^

Tagged by two of my favorite people @crying-over-supersoldiers and @apensivelady.

Relationship status: Married

Favourite colour: Purple

Lipstick or chapstick: I’m going to go with chapstick. I only wear lipstick if I have to dress up for work because a client is coming in and it’s annoying because it gets on my coffee mugs (which is rude of it).  

Last song I listened to: Badfish - Sublime

Last movie I watched: Beauty and the Beast

Top 3 TV shows: Star Trek (all of them… except Enterprise :P)

Top 3 characters: Steve Rogers, Jim Kirk, Dana Scully

Top 3 ships: Kirk/Spock, and most Steve Rogers-centric ships (but if someone put a gun to my head and forced me to pick my favorite of those it would be Stony, SamSteve and Staron, yeah, I have more than three ships listed here, I’m a rebel like that).

Books I’m currently reading:  Ghosts of Vesuvius by Charles R. Pellegrino which I’ve been reading for quite awhile and one of these days I will finish it, it’s just… fanfic exists.

I tag whoever wants to do this (mostly because I’m feeling too lazy to tag anyone at the moment. In my defense, it’s Monday the Third and I’m tired. My days of the week go: Monday the first, second, third and fourth, Friday, this is the day I want to be stuck in a Groundhogs day loop in, Pre-Monday).

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i cannot stop thinking about this glorious tweet about keith’s dad seeing keith’s hot galra mom for the first time

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in parallel    

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I’m not even over their No More Dreams era and now they comeback with a new era that’s hurting me so much. Back to the drawing board //crawls back since they told me to crawl when I can’t run or walk 

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You truly scare me. I just want to let you know that.

two boys: *touch shoulders*

some ugly fujoshi, eventually: LOOK AT MY SINNING BABIES 😍😍 THEY ARE FUCKING EACH OTHER 👏👏 I WOULD KNOW 👀👀 SINCE I EXPERIENCE ATRACTION TO MEN 🤔🤔 NOT AS A STRAIGHT GIRL 👫👫🙅🙅  BUT AS A GAY MAN 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👌👌

watching yuri!!! on ice
  • me : mm mhm MHHHHM wait what, you're telling me this is a sports anime?
  • me : lolwut m8 they are g-a-y
  • me : wait do straight people do that
  • me : wait do straight people do THAT
  • me : ohmygod this is super frickin gay
  • me : victor, please stop eye-fucking yuri and thank you
  • me : victor! stop touching him so much and get your hand off his chin RIGHT NOW
  • me : vicTOR YOU LITTLE SHIT, PUT THAT TOWEL BACK ON RIGHT THIS INSTANT I S2G I'M
  • me : *chanting* kiss,kiss,kiss! just tip a bit over and kiss him!
  • me : my sweet summer children, you have now fueled my descent into hell
  • me :
  • me :
  • me : thank you for ruining my life i guess