yeah i posted

CALLOUT POST FOR THE MARKIPLIER EGOS FANDOM

we’ve been having discussions in the discord and my poor heart just can’t take it anymore.

PLEASE 👏 REMEMBER 👏 THE 👏 ORIGINAL 👏 CHEF

YOU FORGOT HE EXISTED, DIDN’T YOU. THOUGHT ROBERT REXX WAS THE PERFECT CHEF FOR THE JOB, FOR ALL THE JOBS, THAT HE WAS THE EPITOME OF WHAT MARK NEEDED FOR HIS CULINARY SKITS.

how dare

LOOK AT THIS PRECIOUS BEAN. LOOK AT HIM. HOW COULD YOU ALL FORGET?

When I was asked about him just a few weeks ago I thought he could make a comeback. I thought you all would remember this glorious, suave, composed beast of an ego. He was already snubbed for A Date With Markiplier, but now?

Now, he’s replaced again, and so quick everyone is to forget.

Look into that smiling face, those sweet eyes, that FLAMBOYANT HAIR and tell me you forgot it all. That you forgot him. How dare. Chef Iplier is a precious, legitimate bean with his very own skit and he deserves all the love. Do not be fooled by Mark’s decisions! Much as he’s apparently forgotten, this cooking bean still exists! And he will forever in our hearts.

YOU HEAR THAT, MARK? YOU CAN PRETEND HE DOESN’T EXIST ALL YOU WANT, BUT HE’S STILL THERE! YOU CAN’T GET RID OF HIM!

Last known sighting of the bean. Do not be fooled by the ending of his skit. Do not be fooled by Mark’s “harmless” joke. Chef Iplier lives, and he watches as he is replaced, and you can bet he mourns. Give him the respect he deserves. The true culinary ego of Mark’s repertoire. The very best chef there is.

Long live Chef Iplier.

@markiplier

5 thousand years later...

Icon commissions are open! They’ll probably say open for awhile, depending on how many I get

They’ll be $15 each, Paypal only! IM me on one of my blogs so we can discuss things like character, colors, etc. I’d like an upfront payment, thank you!

Proceeds will go towards my savings for college.

I will not draw anything nsfw, but since these are just head/shoulders, I’m willing to extend my range to include furries (uh no promises lmao I haven’t drawn animals in fifty years). Simple mechas (like tf2 bots) will cost an extra 2 dollars, and complicated mechas (like the transformer movies) will cost an extra 5 dollars.

Some examples below:

They’ll be on a black background like the last one unless you ask for a specific background color

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Black lipstick is heightened power. 🖤

Ay Raven here. You probably have noticed that my presence here is lacking a little.

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Daaaaaaaaaw, it warms my heart watching this two being all sisterly again :D … also makes me wanna strangle the ending of volume 3 from my brain =)

Anyway, Yang is trying to teach Ruby hand to hand combat, but if memory serves me right… she sucks

“And it was at this point Ruby knew… she fucked up“

Also, for those that only follow me on RWBY season… i know how to gif now :D (wont be a recurring thing though)