Hey y'all !
I made this because some people love to be absolute douche bags!!! So if your local douche bag is being extra douchey then this just might be for you
This curse is meant to fuck up five different aspects of someone’s life (depending on the cards) which can be changed accordingly
This is the first Curse/Spell I’ve ever written so go easy on me, yeah? If you do actually do this- tag me. I’d love to see it
You Will Need:
* The Tower
* The Wheel of fortune
* Ten of Pentacles
* Three of Cups
* Knight of Pentacles
* A Mason Jar
* Taglock (preferably a picture)
* Curse powder (optional)
1. Print out the Tarot cards mentioned above (you can even use a scanner and scan your own cards) and cut them out. These are the cards you’ll be using for the curse
2. Take your mason jar and your taglock. Tape the taglock on the inside of the jar’s lid.
3. Now you’re ready to start. Find a place where you won’t be interrupted and lay out all the cards in front of you
* Pick up the chariot first. Hold it above the taglock and say: “The Chariot, for determination and will power” now reverse the card and say “may you lose your focus and motivation, especially in study” now tear up the card and place it in the jar
* The wheel of fortune is next. Hold the card above the taglock again and say “the wheel of fortune for good luck” reverse and say “may your luck run dry and your path be strewn with mischances” tear and add to the jar.
* Third is the ten of Pentacles. Again, holding the card over the taglock say “Ten of Pentacles for Finance” reverse “may you experience personal financial failure” rip and toss it in the jar
* Now move on to the three of cups. Say: “three of cups for friendship and joy” next,you guessed it, reverse the card. “May your bridges burn and your heart fill with sadness” tear up that baby and toss it in the damn jar
* Lastly (thank the lord) is the knight of pentacles. Say: “knight of pentacles for efficiency and hard work” turn it upside down and continue. “ May your efforts and hard work prove fruitless” throw the shreds in the jar
Now that all the shredded cards are in the jar, throw in some curse powder or red pepper flakes to give the curse an extra kick. You can add other things like rusted nails or a tiny bit of war water etc, etc..
Close the lid of the jar. Shake the shit out of it. Let your anger bubble up and envision the target suffering the above mentioned misfortunes.
Open the jar back up and place the tower, upright, into the jar.
Close the lid again. Say: “may the tower bring the destruction you deserve”
Hide the jar in a dark place and shake it when you feel the curse needs an extra kick.
To undo this curse open the jar and remove the tower. Reverse and rip it then throw it into the jar. Declare that the curse is lifted and dispose of the taglock and contents of the jar outside. Sweep the contents off of your property and dust off your hands. Now you can cleanse your jar for later use.
Again, this is my first spell and curse I’ve ever written. If you decide to try it show me your results!!
To start off 2017, let’s take a look at where femslash is at right now. Here’s the current number of fics for the top ten pairings on AO3:
Note the complete lack of f/f pairings in the top ten. Also wtf is up with all this snape crap? After clicking the f/f box, here are the stats:
So, um, yeah. The top “f/f” ship is Drarry, and only half the ships in the top ten are actually femslash pairings. Of all the fics in the HP fandom, only about 1/10 are femslash. So then we arrive at the question: why?
Common excuses reasons I hear for having so little femslash:
The protagonist is a guy, so it only makes sense that the top pairings include him. Yeah, true, but…they don’t. Seven pairings in the top ten don’t.
The fandom is full of straight girls fetishizing gay men. Fetishization is definitely a problem–in every fandom, not just HP. But it also isn’t a good reason for so little femslash. To start, generalizations like this are negative and damage fandom unity, pinning people against each other. Second, if the entire m/m category was fetishized smut for people to masturbate to, this might be the case. But…it’s not. There are thousands of meaningful, in-character m/m fics that people of every sexuality can enjoy, because fanfic isn’t just about sex (though that can be a major factor, and that’s okay, too!). It’s about reimagining canon and seeing your favorite characters face new situations and go on new adventures and fall in love and more. So if we can have non-fetishizing m/m fics, then we should be able to have f/f fics that meet the same criteria.
That stupid nonsense where people hate female characters that get in the way of m/m ships. Like??? Femslash solves this??? But so often it’s part of the reason there isn’t any. Think about it. Ginny doesn’t have to be the raging, jealous ex in the Harry/Draco equation. She can date Luna. Simple as that.
Femslash is never as well developed because the female characters are two-dimensional. Sure, female characters don’t interact with each other very often in Harry Potter, but in no way are they two-dimensional. Part of the magic of Harry Potter is that JKR develops even her side characters extraordinarily well. If that’s not being conveyed in f/f fanfic, then that’s our challenge–to bring JKR’s beautiful, dynamic characters to life.
Straight up sexism. There seems to be this idea that sex and relationships aren’t as meaningful or important if there isn’t a man involved. I don’t think this really needs an explanation–can we all agree that’s just…wrong? Cool? Cool.
Now that we’ve established the issue and rebutted the inhibitors of f/f pairings, let’s look at the reasons we should all contribute to the femslash revolution:
To get rid of the stereotype of objectification. Lots of the f/f out there is fetishized rubbish, and it gives sapphic women a bad name (remember when commotion with the lesbian tag? yeah me, too). By creating more realistic, meaningful femslash content, we can start changing those stereotypes and normalizing sapphic relationships. Yay!
vAriEty… Let’s make this simple. More pairings, more diversity, more fics, more content, more.
Equality, anyone? There’s so much sexism in the world without us contributing to it. Hermione wouldn’t stand for it. Ginny wouldn’t take this sitting down. (funny how those two expressions mean the same thing) Neither should the rest of us.
Reminder: You don’t have to feel guilty for m/m pairings. My blog title is “Riddikulusly Drarry”–not going to judge. The purpose of this isn’t to keep you from shipping your otp. It’s to bring awareness to the lack of femslash and encourage the creation of more. We’re trying to lift f/f pairings up, not bring m/m down.
So…what now? We make it happen. Here are a few ways you can contribute:
Read some femslash. Either you’ll be lucky and find some of the beautiful gems out there, or you’ll see why we need a revolution. Win-win.
Support creators of original femslash content by liking, reblogging, and following
Create your own femslash content! Write a fic. Draw some fanart. Make an aesthetic or a photo manip. Create headcanons or write a chat between characters. Write and record a song. Note: I track the tag #owlswithfins and I’d be happy to reblog any original content you create. Submissions are also open if your blog isn’t HP oriented.
It’s a new year, and we have the opportunity to make a difference. Like, reblog, and start femslashing it up!
“Could you do one where Pennywise adopts the reader as his kid because she doesn’t judge him or is scared of him maybe she has a disorder which makes her attracted to blood or something”- hope you enjoy darlings!~
Disgusting flesh bags with a knack for destroying everything that came into contact with them, but the one good thing and the most delicious quality about them was their persistence and their fear.
Summary:Madeleine has just moved to Hemlock Grove along with her father. From the beginning she feels a strange connection with Roman. At first they think it is a simple attraction but they discover there is something stronger between them and they don’t understand why. Along with the series of attacks and the feelings Roman awakes in her she also has to deal with her own family secrets. Pairing:Roman Godfrey x OC (Roman Godfrey x Madeleine) Warnings:mild swearing Word count: 2,462 A/N: First of all, I’m sorry if there are mistakes, english is not my native language and I did my best. Also, season 2 and 3 don’t exist in my mind so this is based in season 1. I tried to make this a reader fanfic but I don’t quite like using Y/N and I really needed the name I chose for my character because I’m going to play a little bit with it in the next parts. I’m going to talk a little bit about greek mythology in some parts but I will add extra information in each case. I really wanted to write this because I hate what they did with Roman in the show, he deserved better. This is not going to be really long, maybe 10 parts at the most and there will be smut in the near future. First time writing in english and first time writing Roman so yeah, that’s it. If someone wants to be tagged just send me an ask. I’m new with this so thanks for reading! :)
I got a lot of people asking me if it’s okay if they repost my art somewhere else, and the answer will always be no. I don’t care if it’s with credit or without. There is no use to discuss it, I simply don’t want it. Some artists have no problem with it, but I am different and it’s my right as an artist to not allow it. I also added it to my describtion, so please stop asking me. I won’t change my mind about it. If I want it to be somewhere else posted, I will do it myself.
Thanks for your attention.
(I wrote it in the tags, but if you don’t read them I add it here as well: if you found someone reposting my art [especially on instagram] there is no need to tell me, because I can’t do anything against it, as far as I know. On tumblr it’s different but with instagram I have a lot of trouble and the reposter just don’t give a shit too often. So yeah… to keep the stress level somewhere not too high, please just don’t tell me… I know it’s meant well… but I just don’t have the time to deal with it and it’ll just make me crazy)
gonna use this mob to finally explain my COLORING PROCESS.. and how i go from these base colors to the final product ..
i always start with my base colors, which are almost always the same, so i keep a color palette to choose from. I usually pick the skin tone first and then change the hue for diff colors (I sometimes change the saturation and brightness too) The example below is the skin tone i use almost Always.. and of course it can be changed later on
Do you have any writing prompts containing the theme of 'change'? Love your blog btw! :)
Character A has just moved to a new place, and they’re feeling overwhelmed. Calling up an old friend, Character B, they ask for help with getting everything into Character A’s new place.
After a bad breakup resulting in the loss of their friend group, Character A needs to find some new friends. Downloading an app, Character A gets set up on platonic “friend dates” with people in their area in order to meet new people.
“Change is scary, but if you don’t shake things up then how are you supposed to move forward with your life?” AU
Character A is a very spontaneous person, and they’ve decided to road trip across the US while picking up odd jobs and crashing on people’s couches. Character B offers up their couch to Character A, and after Character B hears about Character A’s adventures, Character B debates on joining Character A on their road trip.
“Yeah, after my roommate moved out I needed a new place to stay and I heard that you were looking for somebody to split rent with, so, could I possibly move in with you?” AU
Character A has just learned that their parents are divorcing and they’re not sure how to deal with this news. Character B offers to be Character A’s shoulder to cry on – or just an open ear – while Character A processes this information.
how do you feel about bakugou potential redemption, because I just read a fic i didnt know i needed and while I used to just dislike bakugou, i feel so? conflicted now
As much as I dislike Bakugou, I am definitely on board with his redemption, because heaven’s sake he’s a kid and kids fuck up and make mistakes.
That said, I really wish I could enjoy his development more, but the problem for me is that while Bakugou has been changing for the better, it’s been agonizingly slow AND it hasn’t really touched the things that make me upset with his character in the first place (i.e. EVERYTHING he’s ever done to Izuku; his friendship with Kirishima is nice and all but he’s done fuck-all to make things right about his past assholery). And I think the reason for this is that Bakugou doesn’t want to change. He doesn’t want to better himself. If it were up to Bakugou, if the goals he’s reaching for allowed for it, he wouldn’t try. He’d stay a selfish asshole and he’d be satisfied with that. He has to get dragged kicking and screaming through his development, and I don’t feel that he’s really reached the point where he actually wants to fix his shit.
(It’s one of the huge differences between him and Todoroki, who you all should know how much I love by this point. Unlike Bakugou, who can’t take criticism to save his life, Todoroki accepts his wake-up calls fully and wholeheartedly. Yes, he’s resistant to them initially, but he’s still open to the idea that there are things about himself that need fixing. He’s got a long way to go and he’s still figuring it all out but he knows that. He knows he’s a flawed person and he knows that he’s picked up faulty mindsets and behaviors from the way he was raised. He acknowledges that his actions have hurt people in the past, and that regardless of whose fault it is that he’s like this, they will continue to hurt people if he doesn’t do something about them. And that matters to him. He wants to fix them. He wants to be a better person than he is. I don’t get that feeling from Bakugou.)
So far all the changes Bakugou has undergone have been for the sake of his own desires and his own satisfaction and his own ambitions. He still doesn’t see himself as in the wrong, or if he does, he sees it in the frame of “This isn’t going to help me Win and be The Best,” rather than in the frame of “Holy Shit maybe treating people like stepping stones and garbage makes me a bad person.”
I won’t deny that Bakugou is improving. But it’s like that old joke; the lightbulb has to want to change. Bakugou isn’t convincing me that he wants to change, and I dunno, without that element, it just doesn’t feel earned. It feels more like he’s changing his behavior to get the right reactions out of other people, than actually learning why he needs to change his behavior in the first place.
So yeah. “Conflicted” believe me anon I know exactly how you feel.
SO I ADORED THE TORTURED!KAREN PROMPT! I LOVE PROTECTIVE FRANK! Could you maybe write a follow up with Frank being the one to clean Karen up afterwards for a change instead of the other way around? 💕💕💕
Thank you!!! I am in love with the idea of Frank cleaning up Karen (I need it canon in my liiiiiife) so hell yeah! Also tagging @i-rely-on-you who replied wanting more of this fic too ^^ Hope you enjoy; thanks again!
more fics about friendships that are structured just like ship fics
specifically like pining ship fics oh my god
forced to share a bed becomes “accidental sleepover, I didn’t realize adults could do this and I should be chill about how happy it makes me, but no one’s ever braided my hair and gossiped with me before, but I gotta play this cool because I don’t want to be pathetic, and I don’t want to be the person who likes the other person more, but g o s h, I want us to be friends, and not just friends, besties”
the coworker at your bakery/coffee shop/library/spy organization who smiles at you every day and asks about your weekend, but you can’t tell if they’re being nice or what, or if they’d actually say yes if you invited them out to coffee to talk about that hiking trip they went on, you don’t want to make things weird but work would be a lot easier if you had a friend
you’ve just moved to a new city and you cannot believe how many times you’ve had to knock on your neighbor’s door, but you didn’t pack like any of the things you need, and they don’t seem effusively happy that you keep asking to borrow shit like a vacuum or duct tape, but they also don’t rush you out of the door, and when you return what you borrowed, they ask you how it went, and one time you told a joke that made them laugh and you felt so good about it, you kept riffing on the joke for the next ten minutes and it isn’t until you went back to your place that you realized what an embarrassment you are
enemies to friends where you have to work with someone that you hate oh my god you hate them, and then you spend time with them, and then you don’t hate them quite so much, but stopping hating them? almost feels like? defeat?? you’ll stop acting like you hate them when they stop acting like they hate you, and honestly you’d really like them to stop acting like they hate you because they are the only other person you know that’s ever shared your interest for cold war spy thrillers and maybe this is the time for the book club of your dreams
your partner has a best friend and you’ve never hung out with them without your partner but now you are coordinating with the best friend for your partner’s surprise party and they are just the funniest, the sweetest, the nicest, the coolest, and suddenly your partner is concerned because you and your best friend are hanging out all the time, which is…great…awesome…….suddenly becoming the third wheel is just the funnest because who doesn’t like wheelbarrows (it becomes a whole Thing, and ends up resolving in a disney channel esque lecture of someone being like "Guys You Can Have More Than One Best Friend”)
you’re lonely and it sucks and it’s not the kind of thing that you can admit because you’ve got your pride, you don’t want to look desperate, you can’t tell people about loneliness without making them wonder what’s wrong with you because shouldn’t you have friends? who doesn’t have friends? but it’s gotten to the point where you look forward to buying groceries because you can make small talk with the clerk, you look forward to work because maybe you can slip in something personal in the course of talking about business, but if anyone asked you how you were doing and if you wanted to hang, you’d panic and say that you were busy. and you want to change. you in fact need to change, but. yeah. it’s not an easy thing. and there’s no easy solution. and this is a 100k fic about you slowly assembling a friend group, while having really zero practical experience with friendship, and it’s a gentle epic with the highest stakes, oh my god, just the highest
you and an acquaintance become friends with benefits. things become unexpectedly awkward when you learn that the real benefit………..was friendship
do you use refs? or do you use an initial ref for a char then go from there, or is it all just what you feel like putting on? i just really love how you've created depth to each character. they all have a clear style and attitude... yeah. thank you, lovely xx
Thank you! :D The answer’s under ‘read more’ because it’s long and with pictures :) Also I need to tag @andreahmrlm here because they asked a very similar question (if I understood right), hope it’s ok :)
Characters/: Jensen Ackles, Felicia Day, Indiana (ofc), y/n Pairing: Jensen Ackles x reader Word count: .9K Warnings: swearing, no beta Series summary: Between work and being a single mom, you haven’t found a good date for your sister’s wedding, so when you meet Jensen, he might just be the guy for the wedding? And maybe more? A/N: Nobody freak out. This is still pie-not-cake-you-assbutt. I just changed my url since it’s October!! Also, I still suck at summaries. A lot. lmao // And no disrespect towards Jensen, his family, or any of the cast. <3
“Y/n?” He sounded kinda confused to me, which made perfect sense, considering the fact that I was literally just some random customer from that afternoon.
“Um, yeah.” My face was probably red and I kinda wanted to die, but I had to finish what I’d started. Dammit, I shouldn’t have done this over the phone. “I’ve got a really random question to ask. And it’s totally okay if you say no. Felicia and Indie are just kinda making me do this. And so- Guh, I’m sorry. I’m rambli-”
“Y/n.” His single word cut off my ridiculous, panicked rant. “Just ask. It’s okay.”
“What? Oh…” I mentally kicked myself and sighed, finally spitting it out. “You wanna go to my sister’s wedding with me?”