yeah i made this. what of it

In case you missed this magic moment during Mark’s LiveStream

Mark: My brother made me prank call 9-1-1 when I was a very young kid.

Ethan: That’s horrible. *laughs*

Mark: Yeah it was horrible for me because like, he was just like, I was like, what, SIX maybe, at the time.

Ethan: How old was he?

Mark: He would have been EIGHT, so he wasn’t much older, but he knew what 9-1-1 was and it was only for emergencies only. So he was like, “Hey, hey Mark if you dial 9-1-1 something cool will happen”, or something like that and so I do it. I call and there’s some angry voice. “9-1-1 WHAT’S YOUR EMERGENCY?” and I’m like, “UH… *click*”

Ethan: Oh!

Mark: And they call back! Like, if you get a hang-up they call back cause they’re like, ‘oh maybe they’re having a heart attack’, and they call back and I’m like, “I’m sorry… It was an accident…” And then like this very gruff voice is like, [cause I get it I’m not saying anything is a bad thing it’s just like, “HOW’D… DO YOU KNOW THIS IS FOR EMERGENCIES?!” and I’m like, “I DON’T KNOW *high pitched scared boys voice*” and I hang-up again.

Ethan: Oh NO!

Mark: And they like kept calling back and it’s just like, “AH!

Ethan: Did they send cops to your house?

Mark: No they were gonna I ran up to my mom like, “BAHHH… MOMMMM! *crying boys voice* BAHMEHGUH *unintelligable crying boy voice* I CALLED 9-1-1 WHAT DO I DO?!” She get’s like, she gets on the phone and they yell at her and there’s like, she’s like, 

“HE’S SIX! HE’S SIX!" 

and it goes like and she’s like, 

"HE’S SIX YEARS OLD!”

my mom, very angry at the time, 

“BHE’S SIX! DON’T YOU GET IT! SHUT UP!" 

So my mom was just yelling at the police for a while and they’re like, ”DO WE NEED TO SEND A CRUISER OVER THERE!“ 

NO!! HE’S SIX!! SHUT UP!!

Ethan, Tyler, Amy, Kathryn: *laughing*

Mark: Yeah, I got grounded for a while.

Cunning Stunts 6
  • Ryan: Catch Up Is Working Hard Right Now 'cause I'm Runnin' A Pretty Clean Race
  • Lindsay: Well That's Good 'cause I'm Giving It The Mustard
  • Michael: God Dammit
  • Ryan: Stop, Just Let It Go, No More Condiment Jokes!
  • Michael: It Doesn't Even Really-
  • Ryan: I Don't Relish Them!
  • Michael: It Doesn't Really- [Sighs]
  • Gavin: Ha!
  • Lindsay: Does No One Say That In Georgia? People Don't Say That Shit?
  • Gavin: Say What?
  • Lindsay: Give It The Mustard! It Means Like, Fuckin' Go
  • Ryan: Uh, No Yeah I Have Heard That Yeah
  • Gavin: I Mayo Have Heard That!
  • Everyone: [Groaning]
  • Jeremy: Boo!
  • Lindsay: What Have I Started
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“You know there’s a chance we might be mistaken for a couple. Like last week at dinner,” Sam said. His eyes were intent on you and so you tried to make your shrug as nonchalant as possible.

“Yeah. But, I mean…we are, right? Your offer…what you said about being my boyfriend…that still stands?” you asked, refusing to meet his gaze. Still, you could see that smile of his even in your periphery.

“It still stands,” he said. 

“Well, ok then.” 

“Ok.”

“Stop staring at me.”

“Can do,” Sam said, standing to the hotel room door and opening it for you. You walked past him, only sparing a glance lest the blush he’d made rise in your cheeks get worse.

“And stop smiling like that.”

“That’s going to be harder,” he replied, and you couldn’t help but laugh as he followed you into the new night.

More imagines!

Imagine Allowing Yourself and Sam the Label of Couple After Initially Being Emotionally Reserved About Your New Relationship

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anonymous asked:

Hey mom!! You adopted me like two weeks ago and yeah, thank you!! Things are still weird at home, but thank you so much for your words. I love nb!alex... so maybe if you could write how Alex kinda comes out to the superfriends and yeah.. :) I'm sorry, I know you are not taking prompts but I had to ask. :)

The last time Alex gathered them all to make an announcement, it was a little bit anticlimactic.

James and Winn had blinked for a moment, and thought about it for a moment more, and immediately it made sense that of course Alex was dating a woman, and of course that woman was Maggie.

The most dramatic thing that happened that night was Winn trying to play geometry with sticks.

So they’re not sure what to expect tonight, and Kara’s not spilling.

“Maybe they’re getting engaged,” James suggests, and Kara just grins and adjusts her glasses.

“Or maybe that supposed mission out of state the other week was really a shotgun wedding in Vegas,” Winn suggests.

“Mr. Schott, they returned with three members of Cadmus in handcuffs, in what way does that strike you as a fake mission?”

Winn’s voice goes up slightly and it reminds Kara forcibly of Cisco, and she smiles to herself.

“They could’ve had some downtime, we don’t know!”

“Hi guys,” Alex interrupts, face a combination of flushed and terrified and excited.

“Look at them holding hands like that, see, totally shotgun wedding!” Winn splutters, as Alex and Maggie cast him identical mock glares.

“We didn’t get married, Winn,” Maggie sing songs as she plops down next to him, her hand still in Alex’s vice-like grip.

“What’s up, Alex?” James asks, and J'onn looks on with soft eyes.

Alex looks, wide-eyed, at Kara, at Maggie. They nod and Alex gulps and Alex fiddles with Winn’s bottle of beer and Alex speaks.

“So since I’ve come out, as gay, I’ve been… doing a lot of research. Learning a lot of things. About… about queer life. And about myself.”

“I knew those lesbian movie nights were a good idea!” Winn high fives Maggie, and she laughs softly and shakes her head, her eyes fixed supportively on Alex.

“And I’ve been learning new concepts… identities… well, not new, but things I didn’t know… possibilities I didn’t know were there. And I’ve been realizing a lot of things… about myself… and who I am. Inside. And I… who I am is… do you guys know the word nonbinary?”

J'onn smiles proudly and James cocks his head and Winn raises his hand like a proud nerd in math class.

“Neither one extreme nor the other!”

“In terms of gender, Winn.”

“Sometimes it means neither woman nor man; for others, it means both; for still others, it means different things at different times,” J'onn supplies softly, and they all turn to him with identical expressions.

“I’ve lived long lives on two planets,” he waves them off, gesturing back to Alex, still wearing a proud, soft smile.

“Is there a different pronoun you’d like us to start using for you, Alex?” he invites, and Alex could cry with relief, and squeezes Maggie’s hand, hard.

Maggie brings it to her lips and kisses each knuckle.

“They,” Alex says, softly at first, but then they clear their throat and look into Kara’s warm eyes as they say it louder, stronger.

“They. I want they pronouns. It just… it fits me better than… than anything else. I just didn’t know it was a possibility before.”

“And you’re still okay with Alex, or do you want us to go with something else?” J'onn prompts into James and Winn’s silence.

“I like Alex. Or… or Al. I like Al… a lot. But Alex is… Alex still fits.”

Maggie kisses their hand again, and Kara nudges her shoulder into James and tosses her hand toward Winn.

“You two are awfully quiet,” she speaks her sibling’s fear for them, and Maggie rubs her thumb across their hand as they wait for the boys to respond.

“No, no, I’m sorry Alex, I’m not… I’m just processing, that’s all. Come here,” James gets up and leans over and Alex hugs him hard and trembling and terrified.

“Is it okay if I have questions?” he asks, and Alex nods nervously.

“Do you want us to treat you different? Like, I want to treat you how you want to be treated, and I guess now that I’m thinking about it, I’ve treated you kind of like a sister. Do you need me to adjust that? Treat you more like a brother? Or both? Or neither? Or different things at different times? Is it okay to ask that?”

Alex grins and nods and touches his shoulder. “Yeah, I said you could ask. Uh… you know I don’t know yet? I like… I like feeling like… like the boyish parts of me are acknowledged, that makes me really happy… like, Winn, when you call me dude, it makes me feel really proud. Like you see me, you know? But I don’t think I would want to be treated basically like one of the guys all the time. I still feel like a lesbian. So there’s that. I guess I’ll let you know what I like and don’t like as it happens?”

James nods and smiles at them, and reaches out to touch their hand. “I’m really proud of you, Alex. Al. You’re amazing, you know that? Whatever pronouns you use.”

Alex grins again and suddenly Winn is up and suddenly Winn’s arms are around their shoulders.

“I never had a brother or a sister. Then I got James, and then I got you. And Maggie. And now I have a brother and a sister and a sibling, and it’s… I always wanted a full family. I love you, Alex. I love you so much.”

Alex pats his arm and pulls their head back to look at him. “You alright there, Winn?”

“I’m just proud of you, okay?”

They smile and kiss his cheek.

“You’re not so bad yourself, Winn. You can get off me now.”

“Yes soldier,” he murmurs as he scurries back to his seat.

“And you knew already,” they say across the table to J'onn.

“I had a feeling, Al. And your brothers aren’t the only ones who are proud of you.”

Alex bites their lip and Alex battles tears. “You’re not disappointed? Because you don’t have two daughters anymore?”

Their voice cracks and everyone reaches across the table toward their hands all at once, because suddenly not a single Superfriend has dry eyes.

“Alex. I watched you grow up, and I watched you turn into the finest child any man could ever ask for. You’re a protective sibling, a loving partner, a brilliant doctor, a fearless agent. And you’re the best child any parent could ever ask for. I’m not losing a daughter, Alex: I’m not losing anything. I’m gaining a child who’s learning more about themself, who’s growing more comfortable, more happy, within themself. And that is all I could ever want for you, or for your sister.”

Before he’s even finished talking, Alex is up and across the table and kneeling next to his seat and burrowing themselves in his chest.

“I love you,” they whisper as Maggie squeezes Winn’s hand and Kara cries happily into James’s shoulder.

“I love you too, Alex. I love you too.”

Movie Night

Warnings: lots of fluff and kissing, but no real smut

“Jughead, Jughead stop it!” Betty tried to sound annoyed, but her small giggle and wide smile made her anything but convincing, “C’mon Juggie I’m trying to watch the movie.” 

“I’m watching it too!” Jughead protested while playfully placing kisses up and down her neck, “Or listening to it anyway,” he mumbled with a smirk.

“You’re the one who wanted to watch this in the first place!” Betty attempted to lean away, but Jughead chased after her.

“Yeah, and what a stupid idea that was.” His lips traveled to her collarbone, hitting a sweet spot that evoked a small moan.

“You’re ridiculous!”

“Ridiculously attracted to you.”

She swatted at him, rolling her eyes. “You know for such an incredible writer you can be really, really cheesy.”

Jughead reached for her, wrapping his arms around her waist and pulling her into his lap, “Well, I usually write about murder, so you’ll have to excuse my novice approach to romance.” Jughead’s voice rumbled low in her ear, “I’m sure with a little more practice,” he placed a kiss on her temple, “I’ll become an expert in no time.”

In that moment, Betty could no longer resist him, her lips being magnetically pulled to his. She grabbed onto his face and gave into her hunger, their lips interlocking with growing intensity in each second.

After a few moments she pulled away, slightly dizzy. When she opened her eyes, Jughead was looking at her with a smirk.

“What?” She asked, a blush creeping up her neck.

“I just didn’t think I’d actually get you to look away from the movie.” The smug look on his face declared his perceived victory.

“Oh great, I can practically feel your ego expanding.” Despite her sarcastic tone and the way she pulled away in faux horror, Betty couldn’t suppress her grin. Declaring the moment to be over, she turned back to the screen in front of her. “We’re going to have to rewind, we’ve missed almost a full scene.” She grabbed the remote and began searching for the last part of the film she remembered.

“Hey,” Jughead spoke, capturing her attention one last time, “I love you, you know that?” He pulled her close and placed a single kiss on her cheek.

“I love you too,” Betty smiled, “Now can we please get back to the movie?”

Sorry rant-ish thing

Okay these “Smack get back to drawing blank” Messages are really starting to get on my nerves. I’m done responding to them and if you send one I will block you.

Yeah I know furry and vore stuff is the title but I made this side blog like what…3+ years ago? I’m sorry I’ve got more interests than that and want to explore drawing and improving other things, my bad guys! I still like vore and furies and all that and I will still draw it from time to time but if that’s not enough for you commission me to do more and if you don’t want to do that unfollow and learn to do it yourself.

jessie2289  asked:

Hey I'm mobile is slavery tag up for updates soon?😙

last update was 5 months ago so yeah

Collateral by BRBChurch (1/1 | 3,786 | NC17)

In a shady underground business, there’s a beast who is kept for disposing of… disloyal cliental. A boy who made a bad business deal starts refusing to make payments. He gets thrown to the beast.

The beast has some fun.

Alpha’s Slave by SterekMad269 (5/? | 4,606 | R)

Derek gets a new slave because his pack thinks he needs someone to help him in his house. But Derek does not know what to do with a human nor does he want one.

For the First Time by Decemberangel (1/1 | 10,758 | NR)

In a world where werewolves are slaves, sold and bought in underground markets, they are abused in every sense of the word. Stiles is a wealthy and talented lawyer who has spent his entire career fighting to make the slavery, buying and selling of werewolves illegal. When he goes to finish fighting for the freedom of werewolves in Alaska, he’s asked to go undercover to help bust an illegal black market auction. He thinks it’s just another raid but ends up getting a little more than he bargained for when he finds and frees his mate.

Light in the darkness by Amare_fanfic2000 (1/1 | 2,618 | R)

Derek is a roman officer in a war camp. After spending years doing the same work and rejecting the slaves his uncle forces upon him Derek gives in. Something about this slave makes him give in. But is that a good thing?

Terrible at summaries! - sorry

No More Play by FairyNiamh (1/1 | 3,390 | NC17)

Stiles never expected this, ever. (READ THE TAGS!) 

You knoww what I love about Inuyasha as a character? Is that he really puts his all into everything he does as if its the last thing he does. Yeah he’s hot headed and stubborn but I think the root of all that is just because of his determination and strong will. Example like when Kagome was sick he gathered all that food for her and even though she went home he followed her and still made sure she felt better by the end of the day. Another example is when they cleaned the monks temple, home boy went 100 dusting that place. Can we forget about when he broke Kagome’s bike?? Anyway I am sure theres more examples but I only woke up like ten minutes ago

anonymous asked:

What's the best compliment you have ever received?

most fun compliment: walking home from the nearby convenience store when two teenage boys driving past me stop so that one of them can yell out of the open window “Hey you girl!” and I stop and he yells “You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen!” and i think he might have been drunk but hey it was just a silly little moment and it made my night it was so stupid. i high-fived him through the open window and they drove off. hope he’s doing well lmao.

Loniden appreciation post

So uh I don’t really know what the heck I’m writing but that anon calling him a butthole got me mad so yeah here is a much needed @loniden appreciation post! Loniden is like the sunshine in our simblr community, except instead of being made of hydrogen and helium, hes made of kindness and positivity. He’s so kind and welcoming to new people (and just everyone in general) in the sim community, including me, I mean I’m still a fairly new simblr and he’s part of the reason I stuck around. He’s so chill and down-to-earth even though his photoshop skills are absolutely amazing. This is probably horrible and sloppily written, but I just wanted to get this out of my mind, thank you @loniden, and don’t you ever think of leaving the sim community again XD

Reality
  • Person: Are you watching that episode of Riverdale again? Haven't you seen it like many times already?
  • Me: Yeah, so what?
  • Person: Why do you even do this?
  • Me: What if I missed something important? A reaction, a glance... Everything is important.
  • Person: oh...
  • Me: *watches Bughead kiss scene from episode 6 again, squealing*
  • Person: Did you see anything different?
  • Me: Not this time... Maybe if I watch it again, I'm sure my OTP will surprise me.
  • Person: .... You have problems.
  • Me: I know.

guess what I watched for the first time today..? Yeah, just discovered the animatics for “The Count of Monte Cristo” of Inkpotts. I specially fell in love with the “I know those eyes/This man is dead” one, so I had to draw something. Judging by the designs of RD, Twi, AJ and Rares, they are supposed to be… colts?? I wasn’t really sure but I went with that and made some genderbends, not that I’m really a fan of changing genders, but oh well. This was fun to do!

anonymous asked:

The upsetting thing about the whole 'I was gritting my teeth because his bitch of a kid was loud' scene with Wrath made me sad though because he has his own kid and appears to be a loving father towards him. It's kinda sad when you think, oh god, what happens when Selim finds out his dad is a homunculus. I mean he wants to work under his father as a state alchemist and this kid is like a nine year old so he has no clue what's going on. :(

yeah, i’m not looking forward to that at aaaaallllllllll

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“You like her! You care because you like her!”

“Dude!”

“Oh right.” Ibis made an effort to speak quietly.  “Look, she’s a werewolf so she probably already knows.” He shrugged.

“What??”

“Yeah. They can smell that. I’ve always meant to ask what exactly do they smell because my guess is they smell precum- Maybe you can ask her!“

“Ehh…” Kayne hesitated. "No dude, I don’t think so.”

“You know, I think she likes you too because they’re not here to learn any language. Like me, they seem to already know Hawaiian. Though I am here to substitute a club…” Ibis was rambling out loud. “You should ask her out.”

“Nah, it’s ok.” He thought he didn’t stand a chance anyway. The idea that she was here because of him seemed far fetched.

“Well, you should.” Ibis shrugged and went back inside.

Any Other Way

Originally posted by brittroberson

Summary: Chapter 2 of Trope-tastic: Alex Summers + 1. There’s only one bed.


The car pulls to a stop and Alex looks over your sleeping form in the passenger seat. He tries to ignore how serenely beautiful you look in the evening light. He reaches over and rubs a hand gently down your arm. You inhale deeply, blinking awake and stretching.

“Hey. Are we there?” You greet sleepily, and Alex fights back a smile.

“Yeah, come on, we have to go check in.” He responds, getting out of the car and coming around to open the door for you. You rub the sleep out of your eyes and give him a smile.

“What a gentleman you’ve become, Mr. Summers.” You tease.

“Vicious lies.” He deadpans, making you giggle as the two of you made your way into the hotel.

“Hello, welcome to the Paradise Inn and Suites. How can I help you two today?” The cheery guy at the front desk says. His name tag reads ‘Corey.’

“Yeah, one room for the night please.” You request, Alex standing silently beside you, trying not to laugh at the glued-on nature of Corey’s smile. The concierge slides a room key across the table and the two mutants are on their way.

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anonymous asked:

I agree that HW shouldn't be getting such huge praise little moments, like in PR with Trini, but at the same time I don't exactly blame them?¿ The cast and crew of PR never tried to make it a big deal. They didn't come out going "Look at us! We have the FIRST ever big screen gay superhero!" I'm pretty sure the cast and crew. said that it was just gonna be a small moment in the movie. The only people who made it out to be this big thing was the media. They're the ones who played it up, not PR.

Yeah, this is what I’m saying. People shouldn’t demonize this movie and say it’s queer baiting us when no one behind the film actually made such a big deal about the whole situation. The media did. So what we should be doing, is not let the media try dictate what’s considered super progressive by trying to play off small moments from all these movies as giant steps of progression when people behind the film call it a small moment, instead of going after the movie and claiming that it’s queerbaiting. 

I don’t understand why are neda fans so salty…. Like yeah she made a good game move good for her. However Cass was being isolated and bullied, it’s high school all over again. So Cass fans are allowed to be upset, we are allowed to feel bad and want her to progress through the game. She has personality and the social skills, that’s what got her far in bbcan4. Its noted that she can’t win HoH comps but she’s a good player. Big brother is more than winning comps it’s a social experiment. So everyone lets take a breather and move the fuck on from this pettiness.

Originally posted by rinshi-chan

Hoshidan Festival: Sakura and Selkie Parent-Child Convo

I don’t understand. Everyone at my part-time job is either going on vacation or getting fired I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

The sleepy support between Sakura and Kaden is further expanded on by adding Selkie to the mix. I suppose all the energy she expends by running around everywhere is made up for by falling asleep quite literally any time and any where no matter the situation. Much to Mama Sakura’s dismay, I might add. 

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ghcstflower  asked:

tayah i had a dream the other day where me and herc were dating but all of a sudden he started saying i cheated on him and i was like "what??? no babe i would never!!" and he was like "oh yeah what's this?" and he held up a dress and i started crying and we both started screaming and finally it ended with me yelling "i'm sorry i went to another tailor!" and then we made up and whooo it was wild

OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS LMAOOO 

this made my day 10x better