yeah i know i've done this before

  • favs: pod save america is also brought to you by headspace. tommy, this is your – you're a fan of headspace, have been for a long time.
  • tommy: it's great, it's a great service. when i, when i got in super late last night and i couldn't turn my brain off cuz it was like 11 pm pacific when i was trying to fall asleep, i turned on headspace.
  • favs: did you really?
  • tommy: mm-hm
  • lovett: i like headspace because before headspace you would've started outsourcing your anxiety to jon and i with questions about the next day.
  • tommy: yeah, that's right!
  • lovett: 'hey have we done this, have we done this, i'm worried about this, thinking about this, hey i'm, i'm thinking about this, see this article, you see this thing?' now it's just ommmmmm…
  • favs: i've never seen tommy, i've never seen tommy more at peace.

majahawt  asked:

Hey, I don't know if you've covered this before but are there any details on what specifically in marijuana that's harmful for reptiles/what it does? Even without the smoke, just the substances. I've... Got a guy talking about feeding cannabis plants to iguanas

Yeah, the substance itself is actually quite toxic! There’s been a few studies done on marijuana toxicity, but most of them refer to the smoke. There’s a few other citations, but the best comprehensive thing I know of is from this vet textbook called Reptile Medicine and Surgery. The second edition’s fairly recent (within the past decade) and everything that’s come out after typically refers to this book and the stuff cited within. (Side note: This book is an excellent resource and honestly quite worth signing up for the free Scribd trial just to download and have on hand. For most reptile owners, the detailed vet procedure stuff won’t be as useful, but the pictures and stuff about common diseases and how they present is invaluable.)

Here’s what the book’s got to say about marijuana toxicity and what it does to reptiles:

Marijuana continues to be by far the most used illicit drug in the United States. Cannabis sativa has been used for centuries for its hemp fiber, as rope, and for its psychoactive resins. Totally or partially herbivorous captive reptiles may encounter growing marijuana plants or ingest dried stems, leaves, and flowers. The main active ingredient of marijuana is tetrahydrocannibinol (THC). The highest concentration of this psychoactive constituent is found in the leaves and the flowering tops of plants. Hashish is the dried resin of flower tops. The precise mechanism of action of THC is unknown, but the psychoactive effects of this drug are thought to stem from a number of sites within the CNS, including cholinergic dopaminergic, serotonergic, noradrenergic, and GABA receptors. Ingested marijuana shows effects much more slowly than the results of the inhaled smoke; however, the effects of ingested THC last much longer. Clinical signs after ingestion of marijuana include mydriasis, weakness, ataxia, bradycardia, hypothermia, and stupor. The extent of clinical signs after marijuana ingestion is almost totally dose related. Treatment for marijuana ingestion is primarily supportive and symptomatic. Marijuana toxications are rarely fatal because of the wide margin of safety of THC. Activated charcoal administration is recommended to decrease enterohepatic recirculation. Despite its relative safety margin, recovery after ingestion may be prolonged and take up to 3 to 4 days. Fluids and monitoring of body temperature may be beneficial. We have seen two reptiles ingest fairly large amounts of marijuana. A 10-pound Sulcata Tortoise showed no effects after eating four marijuana cigarettes. However, a 6-pound male Green Iguana was stuporous after eating into a “baggie” of marijuana and needed support. Both animals recovered completely. Undoubtedly other “under-the-counter” drugs have been blundered across by reptiles. Various “over-the-counter” drugs kept on nightstands, kitchen counters, or bathroom shelves may be encountered by captive reptiles given free range in the house. For their own safety, captive animals should be confined and all medications kept in their original containers in child-proof and animal-proof cabinets.

So yes, it’s toxic. Do the animals usually die from eating it? Well, no, because the plant itself is relatively safe. Is it a good idea? Absolutely not, why would you put your animal through that??

anonymous asked:

Just asking but, do you know of any fanfic writers who take commissions? (leaning towards the Undertale community) I'm dying to commission Reader fics but I don't know of many who even take commissions. :c

I know of @nihilismpastry, @knight-shys, and @ladyanatares?  I think they’re all still doing commissions.  

Honestly, I’ve been toying with the idea of doing commissions for the longest time, but I don’t even know where to start with a price point.  How much are people willing to pay for a one-shot?    

Crreeeaakk.

“You can’t even imagine how much I hate you right now.”

The eyelashes don’t flutter. There is no sharp gulp. “Let’s get you to bed, okay?”

Stumbling legs, curses, laughter, and one broken stool.

“What are you doing?”

“I don’t want you to vomit.”

“Hah.” Shrugging off the sweater. “You would like that, wouldn’t you.”

The brow doesn’t furrow. Gentle hands simply fold the sweater and set it on the nearby dresser.

“You should drink some water before you go to bed.”

“I’m fine.”

“You might get a headache–”

“Stop.” Whipcrack. “Just…stop.”

The bed groans with the added weight.

“I hate you so much, you know.”

No reply.

“You’re so…good. Why are you so good? Why couldn’t you have left some room for the rest of us? Why did you have to stand up on that pedestal with your shiny halo and look down on us filthy nothings?”

Car lights illuminate the room through the front window.

They are quiet, for a time.

A cleared throat. “Your neighbor is heading to work?”

“Carol works night shift. Just getting back.” The mumble is dry, like sandpaper and yes, water is needed and wanted but damn that sentiment.

A nod.

“You could have…the least you could have done was stayed. That way I could have yelled at you and seen you for all that you were. That way I wouldn’t be stuck with memories of you being so good and perfect and not here.”

The clear stare, neither condemning nor pitying.

“I mean, damn.” Cold hands fisted in hair. “That’s the least you could have done.”

The sky is lightening, and the birds are beginning to chirp in that sort of way that promise new beginnings, but you know that those beginnings are not for you. Never for you.

Whatever. Dusk is preferred anyway.

The sun starts to shine, filtered between sleepy lids and eyelashes.

A soft breath.

“You should get some sleep.”

A half nod, head buried into knees.

“Hey.”

“Yeah?”

“I love you.”

Sometimes, smiles can be felt.

“I love you too.”

The pillows feel soft instead of grating.

A deep breath. Blinking. One last look before the pull of the unconscious.

No one in the room.

A snort as the eyelids close. “The least you could have done.”

anonymous asked:

Any tips on dealing with the pain of getting a professionally done tattoo? I might be getting one soon and I have a pretty low pain tolerance (I know the pain isn't 100% avoidable, but I've heard some tips around like eat something before going in and etc. and want to do everythin I can)

Yeah eating something before going in is a big help. I also like to bring headphones and set up the *loudest* playlist possible. But really any distraction you can bring that will keep your mind off it is great! Just keep in mind that while you can bring a friend, most tattoo artists don’t totally dig that as it can interfere with their work. Best of luck anon!

~Mod Prongs

  • Robert: Who cares what some idiot like Jason thinks? You don't have to prove anything to him.
  • Aaron: I'm not doing it for Jason, I'm doing it for me.
  • Robert: Stepping in a ring with a psycho? It's suicide. Do you really think he's gonna fight fair?
  • Aaron: Thanks for the vote of confidence. Always mice to know you've got my back.
  • Cain: What do you think this is, eh?
  • Aaron: Yeah, of course, because you always walk away from things, don't you? Never settle anything with your fists.
  • Cain: I've seen idiots like this Jason before. They don't know when to stop.
  • Aaron: Do you have any idea what he did to me inside? How dark he got?
  • Robert: I know he put you through hell, Aaron but trust me...
  • Aaron: Tried that before, look where it got me.
  • Cain: I know what you're going through, okay? You don't think you've got a choice but you can walk away.
  • Aaron: And that's what you'd do, innit?
  • Cain: All I know is i've done things I regret. I don't want you making the same mistake.
  • Aaron: Cain, look. I know you mean well... but I have to do this. (Aaron walking away)
  • Robert: Well, that's brilliant. That was just brilliant.

anonymous asked:

What about Jasper or David being really good at ice skating and the other is trying to stay on his goddamn feet and the one really good just helps him and kinda holds him while they go around

jasper doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing so he latches onto david the whole time, and i mean, david isn’t complaining,,,

YG Hairstylist vs Big Bang Before The Made Trailer
  • Stylist: Okay guys...8+ years of Big Bang hairstyles...we need to come up with something unique for this comeback. Something V.I.Ps haven't seen yet! GD, let's start with you. You've literally had hundreds of styles & colors, what's else is there...
  • G-Dragon: Sideburns...
  • Stylist: Huh? S-s-sideburns...
  • G-Dragon: Yeah...I want weird drawn-on sideburns...
  • Stylist: Mmmkay...while we figure that out, Youngbae! You got any ideas? No? Well, let's wash your hair & figure it out after.
  • [washes Taeyang's hair, sits him in front of the mirror]
  • Taeyang: Perfect!
  • Stylist: What is? Y-y-your hair? Your wet hair?
  • Taeyang: It's great! You did it again!!!
  • Stylist: Oh...kay...ummm...let's see...Daesung, you're up!
  • Daesung: I want bangs.
  • Stylist: Yeah, but you've had that look already, how about...
  • Daesung: No, I mean thicker bangs...bangier bangs...the bangiest bangs I can have. Bangs so thick...I can't see through them.
  • Stylist: Right...okay...hmmmm...so Seungri, any ideas?
  • Seungri: Let's try going blonde, haven't done that yet.
  • Stylist: Perfect, that's the type of out-of-the-box thinking I've been saying...
  • Seungri: Also, could you match the carpet with the drapes?
  • Stylist: Wait...what? I mean...I guess, but...you know what...let me just finish with T.O.P before I delve into that request...
  • [T.O.P sits down]
  • Bingu T.O.P: Fuck it up, aight!

anonymous asked:

Woah. Just stumbled across you and your writing. Fucking blew my mind. As 9 would say: fantastic! Request? Percabeth first I love you?

anon: More diner au please!

i decided to make this an AU, the rest of which you can find here if you’re interested

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He loved it when she played for him. 

When she dragged him into the empty auditorium, past rows of seats bare of an audience, up small wooden stairs onto the vast stage where she told him to sit down. He did, with his legs crossed like he was in middle school, and watched her move over to the grand piano, black and glossy and impressive. She lifted the lid, tucked her skirt to her legs and sat down at the bench. She flexed her fingers, drew in a breath and blew it right back out again, and fixed her eyes on the keys. 

She played without music sheets, like the music was coming from her very soul, written in the sharp movements of her fingers on the keys and the deft step of her toes on the pedals. Smooth, fast, beautiful. Percy felt his mind go blank. The quiz he was stressing about disappeared, the phonecall he’d had with his mom yesterday no longer worried him, the month long detention he’d managed to score went away completely. 

Because Annabeth was playing. 

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incitemymind  asked:

I know you've probably done this already but I've scrolled through a lot of your blog and I can't find it; can you explain the mis typing of INTJ?

Sure.

Oh, this character is really smart! They must be an INTJ!

Oh, this character is really cool! They must be an INTJ!

Oh, this character is evil! They must be an INTJ!

Yeah, no, a lot of them aren’t.

Let me put it this way: before you type any villain as an INTJ, compare him to Frollo. He looks at a BABY and says, “Hmm, one day he may be of use to me!” Frollo is already thinking 20 years down the line, after being “saddled with this misshapen… ah, sweet. I’ll raise him as my own, and twist his little mind to hate the gypsies, and then I’ll figure out some way to use the little freak to my advantage, in my long-term plan of murdering all the gypsies in Paris! …”

THAT is an INTJ villain, folks. Long term goals. Futuristic planning. Instinctive knowledge of others and how to manipulate them. The desire to CONTROL. And … inferior Se. Frollo is pulled away from sensual things to loftier pursuits but at the same time, burns with lust. It disgusts him. He tries to push away from it and then – he falls into a weak, pathetic, childish inferior Se and recklessly destroys half of what he has built in his attempt to dominate Esmerelda. He becomes rash, irrational, impulsive, and hedonistic.

Erase him as a villain, and you still see the remnants of INTJ. Long term thinking, mostly lost in symbolic pursuits, in auras, in abstracts and ideals. Planning and the ability and desire to control the external world through Te. Intense personal emotions utterly contained within himself; he desires to share them with no one, and deals with them all alone. And, inferior Se … a pull toward sensory pleasures and experiences while being opposed to them, because they feel so … earthy and unimportant. Now and again, Se takes over and everything goes to hell. The stops are all pulled out. Sensory overload!

So yes, before you type any character INTJ … look at Frollo. Look at how his cognition works. And before you assume you’re an INTJ because you’re smart or interested in abstract concepts or good at math, take another look. The odds are not in your favor, and if you don’t fit the cognition … you’re not INTJ.

“So Oikawa, when are you gonna ask Iwaizumi out?” Makki asked for the third time this practice. 

“I told you I’m getting there!” Oikawa shouted, loud enough that nearby team members whipped their heads in his direction. Oikawa quickly lowered his voice. “It’s not that simple Makki! Besides you’re one to talk, you haven’t even asked Mattsun out yet.”

Hanamaki put his hand on his chin and contemplated this for a brief second before turning towards Matsukawa - who was on the complete opposite end of the gym - and shouted. “Hey Matsun! Do you want to go out with me?!    

 “Yeah sure,” Matsukawa replied, looking only slightly surprised but otherwise unfazed.

“and that’s how it’s done,” Makki nudged Oikawa’s arm with his elbow and walked away, grinning smugly.

Oikawa stared at him wide eyed in disbelief and whispered to himself, “….How.”       

Ed Sheeran tells Capital FM to expect a new song this summer
  • Ed: It's weird for me to be able to be on the fifth single of an album that has done as well as this and people to be still interested. Um, I am going away after this. Well, I say I'm going away. I'm not releasing another single from this album, but there will be another song that comes out over the summer, yeah. With someone else.
  • Kevin Hughes: Oh, there's a collaboration coming out?
  • Ed: Yeah.
  • Kevin Hughes: Are you allowed to elaborate on that, or...?
  • Ed: Uh, I don't know yet. I think -- I've collaborated with them before --
  • Kevin Hughes: That's exciting. So we'll hear your vocal on a big tune again.
  • Ed: I hope so, I hope so. I... yeah. We'll see.

anonymous asked:

People who say Lucas' smile at Riley in GMNY was genuine is DRIVING ME CRAZY. he litterally pauses and like looks awkward before taking a breath and just giving her a smile. It's a forced "be nice" smile. I've done that type of smile, I've had people give me that type of smile. HE WAS TRYING TO BE NICE THERE BECAUSE WHILE HE CARES ABOUT RILEY HE FEELS AWKWARD THAT SHE IS THERE. I just can't with some of these people. I don't know how you can be so delusional that you can't see whats going on

Yeah, I have NO IDEA how people can twist that. Like, yeah I ship Lucaya now, but if the situation were reversed and Lucas looked at Maya like that (and then checked in with Riley afterward the way he does with Maya in that scene)? I’d be forced to say “whoops yeah, that’s a breach in the main hull, we’re probably going down, maybe time to switch to the old boat or get a new one.”

I mean it’s not at ALL delusional to believe Lucas still has some kinda Riley feels (I think it’s obvious he does), but it is TOTALLY delusional to act like that Bay Window moment was a positive romantic ship moment for them. That’s just…yeah. I don’t even know.

Like, I don’t think canon Rilaya is ever gonna be a thing anymore than canon romantic Cory & Shawn was, but at least the Rilaya shippers aren’t DELUSIONAL about their moments, ya know? Just like Cory and Shawn, Riley and Maya have a *lot* of moments—hell, maybe even more than Cory and Shawn did and we’re only in S2—where they’re so loving and close that you could easily, reasonably see something more to it without squinting much. I mean, obviously I don’t believe the show is ever ACTUALLY gonna go there, but Riley and Maya totally appear hella gay sometimes, as did Cory and Shawn. I know there are Rilaya shippers out there who think I’m a big mean meanie for saying the show is MOST LIKELY not gonna be about two teenage girls realizing they’re lesbian, but tbh I CAN see what they (the Rilaya shippers) see—I just don’t think it ultimately means anything more than the Cory/Shawn scenes in the same vein as far as canon goes.

But trying to twist that bay window moment into something romantic and positive for Riley and Lucas is just a…special kind of delusional. I mean geesh, Lucas and Maya even give each other a “well, damnit” look before the scene cuts. There ARE scenes in in GMNY that can reasonably be seen as positive romantic moments for Rilucas (well, there’s really just the one, but still). The bay window moment just…ain’t one of them. Yikes. Talk about reaching.

anonymous asked:

I had a dream that included you. You were in your fifties and you crashed through my window and yelled "'I JUST FINISHED GOD 'N' GABE 12" while holding it in the air

i find this strangely hopeful

at that point i’d like to think i’d have a robot hand replacement, it would be just an INSANE amount of content, and i’d have unecessarily beefy dudes carry it around for me

Anonymous said:

So last night I had a dream I was on an ice hockey team that was coached by Misha and at first I was like, ‘hell yeah!’ Then it quickly became apparent he had no idea what he was doing and it was so annoying and you were there done with his bs too.

IT’S GREAT BECAUSE THIS IS THE ONE SPORT I KNOW LIKE, A LITTLE ABOUT

eventually the team would start handling penalties on their own

Resurface With You (4.9k) by darkerwings (tummyhand on tumblr!)

Summary: The pattern of it looks so soft and intricate, it’s lovely. Somehow he knows where this is heading before he’s even decided.

Or, the one where Harry feels dirty sometimes, and he wears a french braid onstage.

[He’s flipping through a coloring book of princess hairstyles that Lux has almost finished as a rickety rotating fan chugs along, drying the sweat on his forehead. It must be sun, the heat, or something.]

GREYTHORNE GIVEAWAY

this is last minute, but i realized my sister and i have a spare unpainted greythorne, so why not give it away? it’s spiriter week!

the greythorne is made of resin and will be hand-painted according the winner’s wishes. here are a few examples of finished ones:

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CUTE RIGHT? 

OKAY RULES

  • both likes and reblogs will count! 
  • you can reblog up to 3 times EDIT: 1 time! i realized like 15 minutes after posting that 3 might be a bad idea
  • you don’t have to be following this blog!
  • yeah

i will stop accepting entries at 9 pm pst on sunday, october 19 in order to select the winner via a randomizer, and then i’ll make an announcement the following day. i will take care of any shipping costs (including internationally).

good luck! 

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  • Me: *makes a joke involving craving minerals*
  • Friend: I don't really know how that whole thing started, but I say it anyway.
  • Me: Yeah same. I thought I should just goat with the flow.