yeah i know i'm no fun

@randomlyrandon suggested with Grantaire, Enjolras and Drink With Me lyrics
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also this is re-do of THIS drawing I did for 2016′s inktober
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The Signs as Publizity Quotes
  • Aries: Anything that makes me question my OWN place, in my OWN life, I BLOCK IT OUT.
  • Taurus: He's rich, he's impotent... I'm interested
  • Gemini: You're so shy and small, and she's so loud and huge.
  • Cancer: [Sign that says "crying room"]
  • Leo: I'm just so happy for myself and so WORRIED for you.
  • Virgo: Don't call me ridiculous, you know I don't like being called ridiculous, my dad always called me ridiculous and-
  • Libra: Find out if your personality IS!
  • Scorpio: Are you guys done talking, because I'm done pretending to look down at my binder.
  • Sagittarius: You're just jealous of the risk-taking I've done by getting bangs.
  • Capricorn: I'm a college graduate who deserves the best.
  • Aquarius: And the boyfriends that you have had- "Sure" -were like really bad for you and would like- "yeah" -come over and c*m on your stomach... "Well, I like to have fun."
  • Pisces: Who can never know, like, what will be told, and that is the story, that, like, I will discover when my path unfolds on it.
Wanna know what I want to see more of?

ROBOTS AT THE BEACH.

*robots having to spray silicone sealant on their joints so they don’t have to worry about anything important rusting over (if Ratch catches you skipping this crucial step he will weld you to a med bay and do it himself. It’s not pleasant)

*Robots pitching a fit when they get sand in their unmentionables and having to take a 45 minute shower just to get half of the damned grit out of their grilles.

*Robots playing in the water!! Dunking each other and having splash fights and all that cute shite!!

*“Hey guys the ocean is full of free dogs!!”, “SIDESWIPE, THAT IS NOT A DOG PUT IT BACK!”, *Great White: :D*

*“WHAAAAAAAAALES!!!”, “Wheeljack you cannot just rush up to them they are classified as endangered by the humans-Wheeljack? WHEELJACK NO!”

*“What is this nonsense?”, “I believe it’s called ‘seaweed’”, “…I don’t like it”

*Big ass beach umbrellas for taking nice long naps under.

*Could you imagine the sand castles though?!
“It’s a bit excessive don’t you think?”, “I don’t understand why you would say that. It looks perfectly fine to me!”, “…how many sand castles do you know have foyers, Hoist?”

*Sunhats!

*“Didn’t we have more people with us?”, “idk, man I’m still trying to get over that horde of jellyfish”, *back at the beach, Ratchet slumbers underneath six feet of sand only to awaken and emerge like some eldritch horror. People are screaming, he scratches himself at growls irritably at them before transforming and moving on.*

GOD I WISH I WAS A BETTER WRITER SO I CAN EXPAND ON THIS BUT YEAH,

ROBOTS ON THE BEACH!

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I’M HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN WITH THIS

Everything is going really well! I just got done checking the scripts so if I’m lucky this game should be available for download within the next couple of days c:

You know, reading @whitefire321′s post gave me another opportunity to draw background Camilla and here she is

Painting Nails | 27.04.17
  • Dan: Okay, let's do this. Phil?
  • Phil: Yeah?
  • Dan: Why won't you paint your nails?
  • Phil: Why won't I paint my nails?
  • Dan: Yeah.
  • Phil: I just don't think I'd suit it. But the main reason is I don't like having things on me. Like if I've got face paint-
  • Dan: You don't like accessories.
  • Phil: No.
  • Dan: You'd never get a tattoo.
  • Phil: No - I've already talked about this - shout out to everyone who has a tattoo. Me personally just having that on my hand is like I have a felt pen on my hand...
  • Dan: I hate it. It made me go crazy. I was just nippling it off in the night.
  • Phil: I can't remember what it was but I did have some on for some reason. I think someone at university like painted my nails just for fun. And I just wanted to rip off my own hands after about twenty minutes, so that is why I don't paint my nails.
  • Dan: Hmm.
  • Phil: 'Cause I want to rip my f-hands off.
  • Dan: I was just doing it for the aesthetic. I was like here I am, I'm going outside, I'm being active on Instagram, I'm going to make an effort to curate some... you know... concept.
  • Phil: Yeah. Concept.
  • Dan: And one day I thought: Grey long sweater, Gatorland bedazzled hat, glittery nails - it just works.
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INT: so connor, i admire how well you skate … for all our young viewers out there that want to skate like connor mcdavid, what are some of the things you did as a kid, or things that you continue to do to work at your explosive skating?
CMD: yeah, for me… i was just always on my skates when i was young. i loved it ever since day one. you know, in toronto, there’s such a high demand for the rink, and there’s not enough rinks to support it, so i was always on my rollerblades – whenever i wasn’t on the ice, i was always doing stuff to better myself. i always got made fun of, kinda, as a kid but looking back… i think i got the last laugh, so.

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Newt: Do you have like a first-date outfit I could borrow? Like, I don’t know, a pair of cargo pants?
Graves: Yeah I wouldn’t go with the cargo pant.
Newt: What about like a sexy hat?
Graves: I don’t even know what that is.
Newt: Helping already.

(Parks and Recreation; season 2, episode 4: Practice Date

Livestreams
  • Markiplier Fan: I really hate Markiplier's livestreams.
  • GTLive Fan: *has watched every episode of GTLive; archived, edited, and unlisted* What?
  • Markiplier Fan: Well, I like the donation part, and they're still pretty funny. But they're just so long and ramble on. I get that's some of the benefits of livestreaming, but did he seriously have to livestream Undertale? I like the game, and the streams were fun, but it was just way too long. It takes away too much time.
  • GTLive Fan: I'm sorry, what?
  • Markiplier Fan: Yeah. I don't know if you understand. It's a pretty unique problem.
  • GTLive Fan: ...
  • Markiplier Fan: ...
  • GTLive Fan: Get out.
  • Markiplier Fan: What?
  • GTLive Fan: Get out or shut up.
  • Markiplier Fan: Why?
  • GTLive Fan: Because you can't even begin to understand the definition of "takes too much time".
  • Rylan: I love that song [Sign Of The Times].
  • Nick: It makes my head go purple when I sing it.
  • Rylan: I love that song.
  • Nick: You're saying that cause you know that he's listening right now. You are so full of it.
  • Rylan: Listen, I love Harry Styles. I'm jealous of your friendship with him.
  • Nick: I just said to him "Do you want to play 'Hunt The Sausage'?" And he said he's too tired.
  • Rylan: Well, he's been busy working, hanging off helicopters, flying about. And that video is good, isn't it?
  • Nick: Yeah, it looks so fun.

so! in the last week (more like the last 4 days) i just finished up 11 commission, finished the next two pages for Asylumtale (which is up on my Patreon, were you can see it for 3$ btw, i try to update more and find a schedule for the comic), sketched out pages for the 3rd chapter of it and made 8 or 9 drawings just for fun, plus i was studying for a really important exam … huhhh!

in the 4 days i was so hyped, i didn’t know what happened, maybe the coffee worked finally or just tried to make an excuse for not wanting to study, and slept like 9 hours in the 4 day … literally.

but the point is!

i’m going to take a week off. i have to travel to attend an exam, so i can get back to university in next semester.
i won’t have my laptop with me so digital drawings will be on halt, but don’t worry. the people who asked for commission (or also will be), i’ll do my best and sketch it out traditionally so later i can redraw it!

so yeah, just wanted to say hi and i hope you guys have a nice day!

wish me luck! (i’m gonna need it ToT)

  • James: Sirius, hold up, I was wondering if you still want to be the baby's godfather
  • Sirius: wait, seriously? yes! of course! that would be amazing. Thank you, I'm going to be such a good godfather you'll see. I'm gonna be like....'what's the matter with you? be a man!' you know? Obviously I wouldn't scream that at the baby that was a bad quote to choose but you get what I'm saying.
  • James: yeah, look, that kid is going to have a lot of fun hanging out with you but I also know that if anything happened to me and Lily, you're responsible enough to raise the little guy.
  • Sirius: Wait, that's what a godfather does?
  • James: nods
  • Sirius: I mean, I knew that.I can handle it! Just real quick, what's a good book on parenting you would recommend? or better yet what's a good movie on parenting? James? Seriously, I have no idea what to do.
the mars signs, basically
  • mars in aries: "u know what. FUCk everything. why doesnt life just give me what i want!!! life is so SLOW and BORING and i want ADVENTURE why can't things just HAPPEN MY WAY for ONCE!!!" *someone tells them to chill* "who tf are you??? are you trying to fight me????? ok i dare you FIGHT ME"
  • mars in taurus: *bad stuff happens* "lol im fine" *more bad stuff happens* "@ life are u trying to provoke me...try harder it aint working" *the worst thing that could possibly happen happens* "OK THATS IT IM AT MY LIMIT. THAT WAS NOT NECESSARY. IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW I CANT EVEN THINK WTF WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME. anyways im actually totally chill haha let me just suppress my feelings it'll be ok :)"
  • mars in gemini: "oh, i see! you think i'm wrong. i'm truly sorry to hear that some pitiful creatures like you find my beautiful mind so complex that you can't comprehend anything i'm saying. i'm sure that, for SOME people, it is indeed a bit too complex hahah lmao (:"
  • mars in cancer: "fine, whatever. u may have said something rude but it's ok im just gonna ignore that" *later* "that fUkcin bitch...i'll show them later, trust me. i'll just wait for the right moment and destroy them when they least expect it"
  • mars in leo: "??? did u just insult me or one of my interests ??? lmao first of all, HOW DARE YOU. second of all, YOU ARE WRONG. i am so beautiful and awesome and such a great friend and THIS is how u repay me??? i'm worth so much more than this. you are disgraceful. i am disgusted"
  • mars in virgo: "i hate everything. NOTHING is going right and i am FALLING APART. honestly i don't even remember the last time something good happened in this world. why are people always annoying me? why is school always annoying me??? why is LIFE always annoying me????? can everyone just STOP"
  • mars in libra: *someone points out that they need to get their life together* "bitch...what? i'm fine...what are you talking about.....my life is 100% under control!!!" *procrastinates everything* "wtf why do i have so much work??? i am dying under all the pressure i hate everything NOTHING IS UNDER CONTROL"
  • mars in scorpio: *on the outside* "okay you know what fuck you im so over this it's over" *on the inside* "i know all ur weaknesses, honey...and trust me, you will regret it. you think i'm over this but i'm definitely not lmao watch ur back"
  • mars in sagittarius: "wtf bitch i hate u, what do you think of yourself??? how dare u disagree with me and say rude stuff to me ugh don't talk to me ever again" *after like 8 minutes max* "omfg the other day i was listening to the duck song and i was thinking about how much you'd like it i mean i bet you've already heard it but it's absolutely hilarious u should watch the video it went viral on youtube hahaha" *someone asks if they've gotten over their anger* "what anger? ...oh thAT. lmao whatever who cares about that, have you heard the duck song?"
  • mars in capricorn: "yeah i'm pretty fucking upset right now, things definitely did not go the way i expected them to. anyways that's just life. i'm over it. i'm just gonna...try and distract myself.....and pretend nothing happened...because that'll help me stop thinking about my shitty life...probably"
  • mars in aquarius: *on the outside* "i guess ur right. maybe what ur saying is the right thing to do :) :) :)" *on the inside* "...excuse me hoe.....ur wrong, i'm right. u can't tell me what to do. i'm well-aware of what i'm doing, if u think i'm gonna listen to anything u tell me to do ur 100% wrong bye"
  • mars in pisces: *accidentally offends someone, someone asks why they're mad* "honestly i'm not totally sure why i'm mad. i didn't even know i was mad until you pointed it out. i mean there are the usual reasons for being mad...people are horrible, life just generally sucks. so yeah im probably just generally mad lmao no worries"
Shiro has gluten allergies.
  • Paladins: * at a donut shop *
  • Lance: I'll take this chocolate one and that sprinkled one.
  • Pidge: * nudges lance * make sure to get jelly filled.
  • Hunk: * pokes lance * make sure to ask for glazed, too.
  • Lance: Did you hear that, pretty lady? * winks and tooth shine *
  • Cashier: * blush * Yeap! Sure did!.
  • Keith: * looks at Shiro * Hey Shiro. You okay..?
  • Shiro: Yeah.. Its just..
  • Keith: * cocks his head *
  • Shiro: I'm... Allergic.
  • Keith: You're allergic to donuts?
  • Shiro: I'm allergic to flour.. I didn't want to soil your fun here because of my allergies... So.. I didn't say anything.
  • Keith: Shiro.. You should tell us if you're allergic or not..
  • Shiro: I know.. I'm sorry..
  • Keith: Stop apologizing! You did nothing wrong.
  • Shiro: I know.. * fights back the "I'm sorry*
  • Keith: * spots a rice crispie near the cash register * hey.. Can you eat that?
  • Shiro: What? * looks at the rice crispie * Oh... Umm.. Yes.. * fighting back his excitement *
  • Keith: Ill get you that.
  • Shiro: You dont have to...
  • Keith: * goes to buy it *
  • Shiro: He is so sweet.. * smiles *

With the possible exception of the Equator, everything begins somewhere.

C.S. Lewis quotes cycle 18/32

The Signs as Al Swearengen Quotes
  • Aries: I wouldn’t trust a man that wouldn’t try to steal a little.
  • Taurus: Say what you’re gonna say or prepare for eternal fucking silence.
  • Gemini: Welcome to fucking Deadwood!
  • Cancer: Pain or damage don’t end the world, or despair, or fucking beatings. The world ends when you’re dead.
  • Leo: Here’s my counteroffer to your counteroffer: go fuck yourself.
  • Virgo: Every fucking beating I’m grateful for. Every fucking one of them.
  • Libra: You would not want to be staring like that at me.
  • Scorpio: You can’t cut the throat of every cocksucker whose character it would improve.
  • Sagittarius: Announcing your plans is a good way to hear god laugh.
  • Capricorn: Change ain’t looking for friends. Change calls the tune we dance to.
  • Aquarius: In life you have to do a lot of things you don’t fucking want to do. Many times, that’s what the fuck life is...one vile fucking task after another.
  • Pisces: Loopy fucking cunt.