yeah i know i shouldn't have

Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris in the library
  • Eric: "Get up!"
  • Dylan: "GET UP!"
  • Eric: "Stand up right now or we'll blow your fucking heads off!"
  • Dylan: "Fine I'll start shooting then..." (shoots Velasquez) "Woohoo!"
  • Dylan: "All jocks stand up... white baseball cap"
  • Eric: "Pigs are here..." (begins firing out the window)
  • Dylan: (shoots Hall, Ireland, Steepleton) "Yahoo!"
  • Patti Nielson: "our father... who art in heaven.. hallowed be thy name"
  • Dispatcher: "ma'am, you need to forget about praying right now. What's happening there?"
  • Nielson: "They're in here.. they're killing kids... I have to go." (drops phone)
  • Eric: (kills Curnow) "Die! Motherfucker!"
  • Dylan: "WOO!"
  • Kasey Ruegsegger: (after being shot by Eric) "Oh!"
  • Eric: "Stop your bitching! It's merely a flesh wound,"
  • Dylan: (laughing hysterically)
  • Eric: "Peek-a-boo" (kills Bernall)
  • Dylan: (shoots Ireland) "Die! ...down on the floor!"
  • Dylan: "REB?"
  • Eric: "Yeah?"
  • Dylan: "hey, man... there's a nigger over here."
  • Eric: "shoot him"
  • Dylan: "SHIT YEAH!"
  • Shoels: "no...no...no...mom!"
  • (Shoels and Kechter killed)
  • (CO2 bomb detonates)
  • Valeen Schnurr: "oh my god... help me..."
  • Eric: "do you believe in God?"
  • Valeen: "no..yes..."
  • Dylan: "Why?"
  • Eric: "God is gay."
  • John TOmlin: "Don't... done enough?"
  • (shots fired)
  • Dylan: "You think we've done enough?" (laughing)
  • Eric: "nice glasses" (shots fired.. sounds of a scuffle.. shots fired again.. Mauser killed)
  • Dylan: "was he trying to jump you?"
  • Eric: "Yeah"
  • (shots fired... DePooter killed)
  • Dylan: "Look what we have here..."
  • Eric: "What?"
  • Dylan: "just some fat fuck"
  • Dylan: "give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you."
  • Evan Todd: "I don't want to get into trouble"
  • Dylan: "Trouble! You don't know what trouble is..."
  • Evan Todd: "That's not what I mean... I don't have a problem with you guys..."
  • Dylan: "I'm going to let this fat fuck live... little fat fucking piece of shit... you can have him if you want."
  • Eric: "Let's go to the commons"
  • Dylan: "One more thing" (sound of something smashing)
  • Dylan: "Reb, ya ready?"
4

Nice To Meet You Too.

12:17 a.m.

Seychelle left Tobias alone as she went around asking for a ride home (thanks to Augie). After an hour of no sign of Seychelle, Tobias began to sober up by the pool. 
__________________________

- “Tobias, right?”
- “…”
- “I saw Augie’s twitter. You and Seychelle can crash at my place if you guys can’t find a ride.”
- “Eurhh, nah, It’s cool. Neither Seychelle or I are down to drive any where else but home, tonight.”
- “Where’s there to drive to when you’re already there?”
- “Mm..? I’m sorry but, who are you again?”
- “Pffbbt, I’m Maxine but, people call me ‘Max’. Funny how you’d walk into someone’s house without knowing who it belongs to.”

__________________________

(previously) (Augie’s Twitter)

  • Hunk: you know you really really shouldn't do that
  • Lance: I know I know
  • Lance: like it's a really bad idea
  • Hunk, sighing: you're gonna do it anyway aren't you
  • Lance: oh yeah, because you know what my favourite thing is
  • Hunk, unimpressed: fucking your self over
  • Lance: HELL YEAH *proceeds to do the thing that makes Shiro have 6 mental breakdowns in the space of 3 mins*
  • yoongi, half asleep: uh, man, i wanna sleep some more...
  • hoseok: what if i told you're still dreaming?
  • yoongi: lol really?
  • hoseok: yeah, this is a dream
  • yoongi: does that mean i can do whatever i want and it will have no harm in my actual real life?
  • hoseok: i guess
  • yoongi: oh
  • yoongi: hobi i think we need to have a serious conversation
  • yoongi: it's a dream anyway
  • yoongi: i want you to fuck me ok i know we're like best friends and i shouldn't be saying this but i've been passing my days horny because of you i think you might like it
  • hoseok: uh, dude
  • yoongi: what
  • hoseok: it's not a dream
  • hoseok: i was just playing with you
  • yoongi:
  • hoseok:
  • yoongi:
  • hoseok:
  • yoongi, a professional, pretending to be a sleepwalker waking up from an usual nap: DUDE GUESS WHAT I JUST HAD THE FUNNIEST DREAM

sherlock-totally-loves-john  asked:

I rewatched tfp and I've got a question. Sherlock and John cut the scenes from the beach into mycrofts movie. (I assume it was them, who else could it be?) Later it is revealed that readbeard is Victor Trevor. Shouldn't he then be in one of those home videos? Wasn't it suspicious to sherlock that there never is a dog in it? And shouldn't he know more about Eurus(or has he lost his power of deduction) ?

Hi Lovely!

YEAH YOU WOULD THINK WOULDN’T YOU LOVELY. LIKE CLEARLY JOHN AND SHERLOCK SPENT A LONG WHILE CLIPPING THIS TOGETHER. I guess Victor’s the one holding the camera?? Or EURUS??? Or I guess Mycroft destroyed all past evidence of his family’s home movies??? I DON’T KNOW. It makes no sense at all, Lovely. Mycroft is smart, but I have to suspend WAY TOO MUCH OF MY DISBELIEF to believe that an adolescent boy orchestrated the lock up of his mentally ill sister, and essentially erasing her from Sherlock’s brain, cover up a murder of a child and ALSO ensure his parents believed the death of their daughter?? Like fuck no. TFP is far too ridiculous for it to even be real. One or two things, I could excuse. But every 2 minutes something else happens that contradicts ALL THE RULES OF THE SHERLOCK UNIVERSE. BLAH.

Not to be rude but the writers and Jennie can’t say #teammichael forever right after killing him like??? obviously not.. stop speaking his name

Fake Chats #161
  • Taehyung: have you noticed?
  • Hoseok: noticed what?
  • Taehyung: when we all bow at the end most of us just hold each other's wrists but Jungkook always holds Jimin's hand.
  • Hoseok: are you asking because you just now noticed or because you want to make sure others have noticed too?
  • Taehyung: no, I knew it all along.
  • Hoseok: okay and yeah, of course I noticed. I think it's the hand size difference thing.
  • Taehyung: only because of the size difference?
  • Hoseok: you know he loves how smol Jimin is.
  • Taehyung: please don't say smol.
  • Hoseok: you've totally called him smol before.
  • Taehyung: it was a best friend instinct.
  • Hoseok: is he communicating with you telepathically right now?
  • Taehyung: hyung, you know that's not how it works and I'm not gonna explain it. Some things just shouldn't be explained.
  • Hoseok: like you.
  • Taehyung: like me.
  • Hoseok: back to Jungkook, do you have a problem with it?
  • Taehyung: no, not really. I mean, maybe a little, but not really. Kind of. But mostly not.
  • Hoseok: just hold his hand other times.
  • Taehyung: Kookie will catch me.
  • Hoseok: Jimin will scold him.
  • Taehyung: why is everything so complicated?
  • Hoseok: where a sexy mochi goes, complications follow.
  • Taehyung: but I still love him.
  • Hoseok: me too.
  • Taehyung: I love him more.
  • Hoseok: I'm not arguing this with you.
  • pat: you wanna hear something really dark? you know how the titanic was famously like women and children first to the lifeboats?
  • woolie: yeah
  • pat: you know what the deal with that is?
  • woolie: what
  • pat: um. if you don't do that. you know what your survivors look like? all dudes.
  • woolie: mmmm
  • pat: because they're stronger and they'll just push down anyone drowning and float on them.
  • woolie: yeaaaaaaaaah
  • pat: every other similar wreck in its time had
  • woolie: no....
  • pat: something like, 399 male survivors, 1 child, cos one guy was very big and very tenacious and managed to save his kid or whatever but
  • woolie: yeah i--
  • pat: "i'll kill you all motherfuckers"
  • woolie: --i thought that was--
  • pat: probably shouldn't have said that lol
  • woolie: --i thought -- wow -- i thought that was kind of implicit in the rule cos like, i kind of assumed that was the case, compensating for like, when the actual "survival of the fittest" shit kicks in--
  • pat: "hey mrs fuckin pennybottom, that frilly hat ain't gonna protect you from this fist"
  • woolie: --we just become animals again
Ed Sheeran is put ON the Spot for ON with Mario Lopez
  • Mario: Dream collaboration?
  • Ed: I always enjoy working with Beyonce. So a continuation of that.
  • Mario: Most unusual thing you've ever eaten?
  • Ed: Uhhhh... sea snail? 'Cause it's like, pretty... It was in Japan, and it was pretty... and it was moving. Oh god, it was moving.
  • Mario: So I'm taking it, it wasn't good?
  • Ed: No.
  • Mario: Biggest pet peeve?
  • Ed: Uhhhh... rudeness. Can't stand rude people. Can't stand them. Like, I just, it usually happens on a plane, and it's usually like the person sitting behind -- or like, there was a guy on the plane the other day complaining about a baby crying, and I'm just like, dude, that's life! I have to get my head around rude people.
  • Mario: I'm with you on that. If you don't like that, then fly private. If you don't wanna deal with crying babies.
  • Ed: Yeah, but you know what? You were a baby once that probably cried on a plane, and you're going to have a baby that cries on a plane. Just accept it. It's obviously not ideal, but it's not anything that you can control.
  • Mario: Also, men shouldn't take off their shoes and socks on the plane, especially if you're sitting next to them. They shouldn't be kicking it barefoot right there next to you on the plane. That's just my pet peeve.
  • Ed: Yeeeeah... yeah, I would agree with that.
  • Mario: Celebrity crush growing up?
  • Ed: Uhhhh... JoJo, actually. Yeah, 'cause I think I was 11 when JoJo came out, and she was like 13 so all the boys in my school were like...
  • Mario: We just had her in here, actually.
  • Ed: Did you!
  • Mario: Yeah, she was great.
  • Ed: Awesome.
  • Mario: What's something on your bucket list, Ed?
  • Ed: Ummm. Oh, do you know what? I'd really like to go to Hawaii. That's the one American state I haven't been to.
  • Mario: Oh wow, oh you'd love it. That's a good one.
  • Ed: I hear that from everyone.
  • Mario: Oh, you'd love it man. Time travel destination?
  • Ed: Uhhhh... can I travel forward in time? Actually no, no, I'd probably travel back in time. Probably... I don't know really, I think we live in a pretty cool time at the moment. Maybe the 90's. Maybe the 90's. The 90's when it was like, when MTV were doing like MTV Unplugged and stuff like that. That would have been... yeah.
  • Mario: Yeah, that was probably the last time they had that good era of the unplugged version, that was cool.
  • Ed: Yeah. I'm gonna attempt to kinda bring it back. I'm trying to nudge them, see if we can do it.
  • Mario: Nice, man. Who plays you in your life story?
  • Ed: William Shatner.
  • Mario: Tremendous casting right there. Tremendous casting.
  • Ed: Thank you.
A's Graduation III
  • So we went outside and she gave me a little box but she told me to open it later, I told her she should open her present later too. We talked a lot so this is a resume and what I remember and think it's relevant.
  • A: Alright, you are just trying to play mysterious but I already know it's a book
  • Me: *laughs*
  • A: But yeah, I wanted to talk to you before I gave you that because I need to clarify some things and not make it weird which is very hard
  • Me: Don't worry Alien, it would be very hard to make it weirder
  • A: Yeah, I just wanted to let you know you are really important to me. Not just a important teacher
  • Me: You are important to me too, I see you more as a friend than a former student
  • A: I just *long pause* we should keep in touch
  • Me: *laughs* of course alien, you are not getting rid of me that easily
  • A: *smiles* yeah, I don't want to be creepy but I kinda wonder if you weren't my teacher we could have gotten along even better
  • Me: *laughs* perhaps but we do get along pretty great
  • A: I guess, but *shrugs*
  • Me: Alien, don't worry about what could have been. We are friends and we still have a ton of time to keep getting to know eachother you know?
  • A: *smiles* thanks, for everything. Now I am just thinking of saying stupid shit and I shouldn't
  • Me: We should get back inside
  • A: I mean we had some tequila before getting here and I am feeling it now
  • Me: Oh, yeah you probably shouldn't have. How bad do you think you are?
  • A: Just dizzy, I am fully aware of what I am saying but I also feel a lot braver than I should
  • Me: Let's get you some water
  • A: But I also might not get another chance
  • Me: Is everyone else okay?
  • A: Yeah, it's just me. I got too excited and D kept telling me I should tell you and I kept drinking
  • Me: Yeah, I bet. We should get you inside, who is coming for you?
  • A: my sister, she knows I was going to drink
  • Me: Good, let's go
  • A: Thank you
  • Me: You are welcome, I really care for you and you are also very important for me
  • A: I mean thank you for pretending you don't know what I mean
  • Me: *smiles* Anytime, let's go eat some cake
  • A: *smiles* I am dying to eat some cake
  • And then we went inside and had a great time and then she left
What went down in Antibug
  • INTRO SEQUENCE
  • Chloé: ok so imma be the most bourgeois person ever
  • Chloé: hey, maybe that's why that's my last name!
  • Chloé: huzzah for subtle social commentary
  • Vanisher: hey so you know those shoes you hate?
  • Chloé: yeah?
  • Vanisher: bye bye shoes
  • Chloé: NOOOOOOOO
  • Vanisher: and you know that photo of yourself that you kiss every night before going to bed?
  • Chloé: if you so much as breathe on that I will end you
  • Vanisher: ok maybe I shouldn't have gone there
  • Chloé: yeah stick to stealing shoes
  • Vanisher: ok can do
  • Vanisher: bye bye other shoes
  • Chloé: NOOOOOOOO
  • Ms. Bustier: hey so if Chloé's being haunted by some kind of magical ghost or unicorn or something, does that mean she won't be in class
  • Chloé: nice try, you can't get rid of me that easily
  • Ms. Bustier: dangit
  • Ms. Bustier: did your ghost/unicorn thing at least not follow you to class
  • Chloé: no she defs did
  • Vanisher: *does nothing whatsoever*
  • Chloé: um Vanisher can you do something?
  • Chloé: they're not gonna believe me otherwise
  • Vanisher: *suddenly does nothing at all*
  • Chloé: dangit you're cleverer than I thought
  • Vanisher: *punches Chloé in the face*
  • Chloé: AAAAAAAA
  • Vanisher: haha gotcha sucker
  • Tikki: um Marinette, should we do something?
  • Marinette: nah, she's just bothering Chloé so no biggie
  • Marinette: it's not like she's planning to use her invisibility to overthrow the mayor and take over Paris and eventually become ruler of the entire world
  • Vanisher: ooh good idea!
  • Marinette: dangit I thought I was gonna have a day off
  • Ladybug: so Chloé, pls explain in a few simple words what's going on
  • Chloé: OMG LADYBUG I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN AND I HAVE A PICTURE OF YOU THAT I KISS EVERY NIGHT THAT IS DEFS NOT JUST A PICTURE OF ME IN YOUR COSTUME AND
  • Ladybug: so Butler Guy, pls explain in a few simple words what's going on
  • Butler Guy: Chloé impersonated you in an interview and Sabrina botched it and got akumatized and I was Big Mustachio
  • Chat Noir: what was that last part?
  • Butler Guy: Sabrina botched it and got akumatized
  • Chat Noir: no, the part about Big Mustachio
  • Ladybug: wait, Chloé impersonated me?
  • Butler Guy: it's simple, me + beaglepuss = Big Mustachio
  • Chat Noir: do people actually say that name out loud or
  • Ladybug: this really isn't relevant
  • Chat Noir: no but it's hilarious
  • Ladybug: so anyway let's go find Vanisher
  • Vanisher: HEY GUYS
  • Ladybug: or maybe she can find us
  • Vanisher: that's the more likely possibility
  • Ladybug: so if you're the main villain then why was this episode called Antibug
  • Vanisher: I thought it was called Vanisher
  • Ladybug: nope sorry
  • Vanisher: wow, Hawkmoth is such a double-crossing jerk!
  • Vanisher: so I don't even get my own episode?
  • Vanisher: I have to play second fiddle to somebody?
  • Ladybug: yeah, to Chloé probably
  • Vanisher: excuse me while I go end Hawkmoth
  • Hawkmoth: and, deakumatized!
  • Sabrina: dangit
  • Ladybug: now I'd better go antagonize Chloé
  • Ladybug: *antagonizes Chloé*
  • Chloé: wait so I get to be a villain AND overshadow Sabrina's only akumatization?
  • Chloé: THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
  • Chloé: *transforms*
  • Chat Noir: oh noes
  • Ladybug: oh yesses
  • Ladybug: I have been waiting to wreck akuma Chloé for so long now
  • Chat Noir: but you're about to detransform
  • Ladybug: welp have fun fighting her
  • Antibug: bring it cat boy
  • Chat Noir: I didn't ask for this
  • Antibug: *wrecks him*
  • Marinette: wow I expected him to last a little longer than that
  • Marinette: ummmmmmmm
  • Marinette: so what do I do now
  • Tikki: YOU GET ME FOOD THIS INSTANT OR THERE WILL BE BLOOD
  • Marinette: is that a threat?!
  • Tikki: no, I was just describing Chat Noir's predicament
  • Marinette: right
  • Marinette: here have some cookies
  • Tikki: coolio
  • Antibug: so anyway Chat Noir, why shouldn't I kill you?
  • Chat Noir: bc you need to get my Miraculous?
  • Antibug: oh right thanks, imma get that first
  • Chat Noir: why do I open my mouth
  • Ladybug: I am here at a convenient time!
  • Antibug: no way is this plot that convenient for you, lemme check
  • Ladybug: psych, I'm not here at all!
  • Antibug: dammit
  • Chat Noir: and I got away
  • Ladybug: and now I'm actually here
  • Ladybug: lucky charm!
  • Antibug: anti charm!
  • *marbles happen*
  • *giant freaking anime sword happens*
  • Antibug: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Chat Noir: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Ladybug: why are you laughing?
  • Chat Noir: bc it's hilarious
  • Chat Noir: do you see that giant freaking sword
  • Chat Noir: and then you're supposed to beat that with marbles or something
  • Chat Noir: you have the suckiest superpower imaginable
  • Ladybug: this isn't good for my morale, you know
  • Chat Noir: sorry
  • Ladybug: *beats the giant freaking anime sword using marbles*
  • Chat Noir: WHAT
  • Jacques the Pigeon: did you just throw a sword at me
  • Ladybug: sorry
  • Antibug: anyway now imma defeat you guys
  • Antibug: *is defeated*
  • Antibug: oops
  • Antibug: bye guys
  • Chat Noir: we're a team, right?
  • Ladybug: *walks by Chat Noir in slow motion to dramatic music*
  • Chat Noir: how are you doing that
  • Extreme Close-Up shots: *happen*
  • Chat Noir: what is this even
  • Ladybug: I don't know, it's hella awkward
  • ROLL CREDITS

also update for anyone interested: i got 9 cups of diced strawberries divided up and in the freezer, and 2 gallon ziplock bags of just whole berries frozen. plus a gallon bag of rhubarb

RWBY Chibi Season 2 Idea Thing
  • So here's a random idea of mine!
  • [theme song plays, audience claps]
  • Ruby Rose is at the Rooser Teeth studios, making a phone call.
  • Ruby: Yang! Sis, how are you?
  • The screen now divides in half to show Yang lifting weights.
  • Yang: Good! What's up?
  • Ruby: You got the part!
  • Yang: I got the part! Of Yang?
  • Ruby: Yeah! The producers thought you would be in too much trauma to act, but the only other actress didn't talk much...and you talk a lot.
  • Camera goes back to show Ruby awkwardly looking at Neo in a blonde wig, smiling.
  • Ruby: Sorry...what was your name? Gelato? You didn't get the part.
  • Neo stomps offscreen.
  • Ruby: Hold on Yang, let me get Blake.
  • The screen then divides into 3 as Blake picks up the phone.
  • [audience cheers]
  • Blake: Hello?
  • Ruby and Yang: Blake!
  • Blake: Ruby? Yang, is that you? Yang—
  • Yang: Nope! Blake, remember this is chibi. Nothing bad ever happened? Save the apology for the actual show.
  • Blake: Oh...I guess you're right!
  • Ruby: But wait, if this is chibi, then Yang, shouldn't you have your arm?
  • Yang: (stops lifting) Hm. I guess you're right. I don't even know anymore.
  • Blake: Ohkayyyy. Anyway, Ruby, are Sun and I still back in for season 2?
  • Ruby: Yeah! And we've even brought in Sage and Scarlet!
  • Sun comes into the screen.
  • Sun: Hey, Guys! I'm glad we could fit those two into the budget this time around.
  • Ruby: Yeah, maybe next season around, we can get Coco and her team. Speaking of, I need to get Weiss!
  • Ruby calls Weiss as the screen divides into four. Weiss is at an airport, rolling her luggage.
  • Ruby: Weiss!
  • Weiss: RUBY!
  • Yang and Blake: Weiss!
  • Weiss: Well, the gang's back together! I'm coming to see you all immediately.
  • Ruby: Weiss—
  • Weiss: You don't have to tell me; I already secured my place to the second season. Who else would they replace me with?
  • Ruby: They were considering your sister—
  • Weiss: WHAT?!
  • Ruby: Kidding, kidding!
  • Ruby takes a sheet of paper from somewhere and starts to read it.
  • Ruby: But this season's gonna be great! We've got Penny coming on, and maybe Uncle Qrow will show up! And we have a new guy...Oscar?
  • WBY: Who?
  • Oscar walks into Ruby's screen and waves.
  • Oscar: Hi!
  • Ruby: Wait, this is the wrong season! You're not supposed to be here yet! Security!
  • Two Beowulves come and escort Oscar away.
  • Ruby: Well, that was eventful.
  • Yang: I can't wait for this season.
  • Blake: Ditto.
  • Sun: Me too.
  • Weiss: Of course.
  • Ruby: So I'll see you guys later?
  • WBY And Sun: Right!
  • They all hang up.
  • Ruby: Okay! All is set for this season! Hope you all enjoy!
  • Ruby steps into a trailer as the audience starts to clap again. She waves and winks before closing the door.
  • [ending theme song plays]
  • I have no idea what I was writing. 😂 it was fun though. : ) this in itself proves I need to go to sleep.
Nova vs 19: Friday

Hello everyone, Mr.E here with the newest nova chapter and the start of the new arc which is exciting yay! I hope everyone had an amazing week and has a great weekend. 

So the title? what’s it mean? easy. that whole last arc? was one day, Thursday. yep it all happened in a matter of hours. Friday has come and with it, a chance to play with your exceptions. So i took a chance with this chapter and i promise none of you could’ve seen this coming but I still hope you enjoy it. 

for anyone stumbling upon this, here is the link to the story on ff. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11773524/1/Nova-Butterfly-vs-the-Forces-of-Adolescence 

so have an amazing day, a great weekend and please let me know what you think of this chapter. I took a chance and I want to know if you all want me to keep trying this out.

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if EXO were stranded on a deserted island
  • Suho: I knew I shouldn't have let Baekhyun steer the fricking boat
  • Jongdae: You're such a great leader, how did you not know?
  • Baekhyun: Why don't you climb out of Suho's buttcheeks and then talk
  • Suho:
  • Jongdae:
  • Kyungsoo: He's right, you know
  • Chanyeol: What's wrong with that? You're always up my buttcheeks
  • Suho:
  • Jongdae:
  • Sehun:
  • Jongin:
  • Yixing:
  • Minseok:
  • Kyungsoo: That's more than right, my ears are freaking proof. You're like rabbits
  • Chanyeol: /Smirks/
  • Baekhyun: if you still want me up there then you'll keep your mouth shut next time, giant asshole
  • Chanyeol: Well yeah, because you're always inside--
  • Suho: Why the hell am I even acquainted with you people