yeah i know i shouldn't have

Right, yeah, I understand.
—  Ravenclaw, who does not understand, but they have a reputation to uphold.
The Morning After Sentence Starters
  • "Get out, get out, get out, get out!"
  • "Do you remember anything from last night?"
  • "Why are you in my bed?"
  • "I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."
  • "So.. Was it good?"
  • "Who topped?"
  • "I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."
  • "I should go."
  • "This didn't mean anything."
  • "We shouldn't have done this..."
  • "Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"
  • "I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"
  • "Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."
  • "Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."
  • "I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"
  • "This stays between us."
  • "Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."
  • "Are you sneaking out on me?"
  • "So, how much for last night?"
  • "Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"
  • "Don't answer it!"
  • "Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"
  • "We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."
  • "..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"

“Hey baby /smooch/”
“Hey sweetheart. How’d practice go?”

-

Jack comes back home from practice and finds Bitty editing one of his videos.

I firmly believe all cardassians are wearing wigs, every single one of them, it’s just super fashionable rn to wear a greasy black wig over their bald lizard heads, all of them, even garak, even dukat, and gul macet is just that guy who went the extra mile and got a stick-on beard, all for the sake of Fashion, you cannot convince me otherwise

Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris in the library
  • Eric: "Get up!"
  • Dylan: "GET UP!"
  • Eric: "Stand up right now or we'll blow your fucking heads off!"
  • Dylan: "Fine I'll start shooting then..." (shoots Velasquez) "Woohoo!"
  • Dylan: "All jocks stand up... white baseball cap"
  • Eric: "Pigs are here..." (begins firing out the window)
  • Dylan: (shoots Hall, Ireland, Steepleton) "Yahoo!"
  • Patti Nielson: "our father... who art in heaven.. hallowed be thy name"
  • Dispatcher: "ma'am, you need to forget about praying right now. What's happening there?"
  • Nielson: "They're in here.. they're killing kids... I have to go." (drops phone)
  • Eric: (kills Curnow) "Die! Motherfucker!"
  • Dylan: "WOO!"
  • Kasey Ruegsegger: (after being shot by Eric) "Oh!"
  • Eric: "Stop your bitching! It's merely a flesh wound,"
  • Dylan: (laughing hysterically)
  • Eric: "Peek-a-boo" (kills Bernall)
  • Dylan: (shoots Ireland) "Die! ...down on the floor!"
  • Dylan: "REB?"
  • Eric: "Yeah?"
  • Dylan: "hey, man... there's a nigger over here."
  • Eric: "shoot him"
  • Dylan: "SHIT YEAH!"
  • Shoels: "no...no...no...mom!"
  • (Shoels and Kechter killed)
  • (CO2 bomb detonates)
  • Valeen Schnurr: "oh my god... help me..."
  • Eric: "do you believe in God?"
  • Valeen: "no..yes..."
  • Dylan: "Why?"
  • Eric: "God is gay."
  • John TOmlin: "Don't... done enough?"
  • (shots fired)
  • Dylan: "You think we've done enough?" (laughing)
  • Eric: "nice glasses" (shots fired.. sounds of a scuffle.. shots fired again.. Mauser killed)
  • Dylan: "was he trying to jump you?"
  • Eric: "Yeah"
  • (shots fired... DePooter killed)
  • Dylan: "Look what we have here..."
  • Eric: "What?"
  • Dylan: "just some fat fuck"
  • Dylan: "give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you."
  • Evan Todd: "I don't want to get into trouble"
  • Dylan: "Trouble! You don't know what trouble is..."
  • Evan Todd: "That's not what I mean... I don't have a problem with you guys..."
  • Dylan: "I'm going to let this fat fuck live... little fat fucking piece of shit... you can have him if you want."
  • Eric: "Let's go to the commons"
  • Dylan: "One more thing" (sound of something smashing)
  • Dylan: "Reb, ya ready?"
  • Fiona: Harry hated it [the heart monitor game], so I'd love to do it again.
  • Nick: Yeah, I think he did hate it. Cause, you know he's never that bothered but he was texting me being like 'Is it alright? Was it embarassing?' And I feel like it bothered him. In a mild way, not in a serious way.
  • Fiona: I'm not surprised! He had to unbutton his shirt, sitting here with his chest open, looking at pictures of really awkward things and trying not to show how he really felt about it.
  • Nick: Shouldn't have been famous then, sorryyyyyyy!

Because some people are hating on Magnus and I had some prince of hell inspiration:

Central Park had become a war zone: the only thing that remained of the once serene location, huge craters of earth, rivers turned red with spilled blood,  and half of Bow bridge; a half that was rapidly crumbling into the river than ran beneath it.

It was a bloodbath.

Magnus’ eyes drifted to the bodies that littered the ground, Shadowhunters and Downworlders and the unfortunate mundanes who had been caught in a war they hadn’t seen coming.

The warlocks who still stood were half trying to push back the demons and half keeping the wards up to drive the more curious mundanes away from the brunt of it. Keeping the glamours up so they couldn’t see the destruction behind the veil.

And right in the middle of the field, from the huge crater that was the portal to Edom, poured out more demons, by the hundreds, screeching and taking down everything and everyone in their path, bathing the ground with blood of Downworlders and Shadowhunters alike.

One came too close to a wolf that stood taller than the rest of the pack and Magnus sent out a bolt of fire, turning it to ash even before it hit the ground.

The wolf turned around and growled and Magnus rolled his eyes.

Fucking werewolves and their insistence on being able to handle themselves. Even in wolf form, Luke Garroway still liked to think he had everything handled.

He heard another wolf scream and turned sharply, keeping his arms to the side when he noticed Alexander hacking down the demon before it could cause further damage.

His eyes scanned the battlefield.

They were outnumbered. The demons were pouring out by the second, in minutes the entire field would be completely outrun by them; in hours, the entire city.

Downworlders and Shadowhunters would eventually get fatigued. But demons? Demons kept going until everyone was dead.

“Come to seal the portal warlock?”

Magnus glanced up at the circle member that was grinning at him, the black circle on his neck a stark contrast to his pale skin.

“It’s too late you know. Jonathan was the one who summoned them. Even if you are able to seal it, the damage is already done.”

Magnus’ eyes narrowed. “They might have answered his call. But they will obey my command.”

A flicker of his fingers incinerated the man and he knelt, sinking his fingers into the ground. His eyes bled till they were golden, pupils narrowed into slits as he let his power out. Felt the rush as he welcomed his father’s authority.

“Return to me!”

His words cracked like a whip; his power poured out of him in waves, rippling and sending shockwaves all over the city, pulling the demons to him like they were the puppets and he the who held their strings.

They ran. Ran from all the corners they’d burrowed into, left the downworlders and mundanes and shadowhunters they’d been attacking; his power overriding their need to render and tear; his power bringing them all to a heel.

They came in their droves, racing over each other, skittering on their claws, raced down the portal, straight down the abyss like he commanded it.

Some of them tried shaking off his call; their need for death briefly overshadowing his call for them to return.

“No!” He bellowed. “You will return. As the son of your prince I demand it. As Asmodeus’ heir, I command you!”

For a brief moment, just before the last of the demons went through, he heard it. The low chuckle of a father pleased that he’d used his power and called on his name.

Magnus blocked it out; using the last tendrils of his power to seal the portal.

Finally, he stood back up and turned around, drained of energy and power.

He met the eyes of Shadowhunters and Downworlders alike. Surprise and respect and awe and in a few Shadowhunters, fear. That did not surprise him.

His eyes found Alexander’s. He looked worn and tired, his expression slightly cautious. They hadn’t fully resolved things and it showed that he wasn’t sure how Magnus would react.

Magnus took a step towards him and staggered. His vision swarm, his knees buckled and he closed his eyes, waiting to hit the ground hard, only to sigh in relief when he instead felt himself sink against a warm lean body.

He slowly opened his eyes and met Alec’s hazel ones, concern and pride and love shining in their depths.

“Alexander.”

Alec brushed his hair back and Magnus sighed at the touch. Oh how he’d missed his touch.

Alec extended his hand. “Take my strength. Take as much as you need.”

Magnus clasped his hand and held on; taking the strength that Alec willingly gave, his head resting against Alec’s chest, finding solace and comfort in his arms.

But then he felt Alec suck in a harsh breath and he pulled away, eyes running over his face and body, searching for the source of pain. “Did something happen? Are you hurt?” When that got him nothing, he reached for Alec’s face and turned his face till Alec was looking at him. “Is something wrong?”

Alec cocked his head, throat bobbing as he pointed at the now sealed portal to Edom. “What did you mean when you said you were the son of their prince?”

Magnus swallowed.

Damn. He’d totally forgotten about that for a moment.

“Um, Alexander. There’s something I have to tell you.”

4

Nice To Meet You Too.

12:17 a.m.

Seychelle left Tobias alone as she went around asking for a ride home (thanks to Augie). After an hour of no sign of Seychelle, Tobias began to sober up by the pool. 
__________________________

- “Tobias, right?”
- “…”
- “I saw Augie’s twitter. You and Seychelle can crash at my place if you guys can’t find a ride.”
- “Eurhh, nah, It’s cool. Neither Seychelle or I are down to drive any where else but home, tonight.”
- “Where’s there to drive to when you’re already there?”
- “Mm..? I’m sorry but, who are you again?”
- “Pffbbt, I’m Maxine but, people call me ‘Max’. Funny how you’d walk into someone’s house without knowing who it belongs to.”

__________________________

(previously) (Augie’s Twitter)

  • Hunk: you know you really really shouldn't do that
  • Lance: I know I know
  • Lance: like it's a really bad idea
  • Hunk, sighing: you're gonna do it anyway aren't you
  • Lance: oh yeah, because you know what my favourite thing is
  • Hunk, unimpressed: fucking your self over
  • Lance: HELL YEAH *proceeds to do the thing that makes Shiro have 6 mental breakdowns in the space of 3 mins*

You can be bad at a language right now and still put it in your langblr bio because you’re trying. You can be a beginner at a language and still say you speak it because YOU DO. As long as you make a point to keep improving you shouldn’t be ashamed of where you currently are because we all have to start somewhere

  • yoongi, half asleep: uh, man, i wanna sleep some more...
  • hoseok: what if i told you're still dreaming?
  • yoongi: lol really?
  • hoseok: yeah, this is a dream
  • yoongi: does that mean i can do whatever i want and it will have no harm in my actual real life?
  • hoseok: i guess
  • yoongi: oh
  • yoongi: hobi i think we need to have a serious conversation
  • yoongi: it's a dream anyway
  • yoongi: i want you to fuck me ok i know we're like best friends and i shouldn't be saying this but i've been passing my days horny because of you i think you might like it
  • hoseok: uh, dude
  • yoongi: what
  • hoseok: it's not a dream
  • hoseok: i was just playing with you
  • yoongi:
  • hoseok:
  • yoongi:
  • hoseok:
  • yoongi, a professional, pretending to be a sleepwalker waking up from an usual nap: DUDE GUESS WHAT I JUST HAD THE FUNNIEST DREAM

Not to be rude but the writers and Jennie can’t say #teammichael forever right after killing him like??? obviously not.. stop speaking his name

anonymous asked:

Okay, but I feel like zutara could've happened in the end of book 3. like, maybe nothing extreme like kissing, but maybe, katara wrapping bandages around Zuko (before the coronation) and telling him how reckless he is and that he shouldn't sacrifice himself b/c he is supposed to be firelord and then they bicker (or something like that) and then Zuko says something along the lines, "I care about your survival than my throne" katara huffs (but smiles), leaving a 'maybe ever after' sort of feel.

Yeah. You’re right. This is the exact “how it could have eneded” slight-Zutara twist picture. You know I never thought about it but I figure something like this would have fit in the finale, with no need to change anything about the show. 

5

“I’m sorry. You shouldn't— No one should ever have to go through that…You were just a kid.”
“We both were.”
“Are…are you okay?”
“I don’t know. I don’t know if I should say anymore, I shouldn’t…I-I…I should go. I have to go. I can’t…I can’t.”
“Santi?”

sherlock-totally-loves-john  asked:

I rewatched tfp and I've got a question. Sherlock and John cut the scenes from the beach into mycrofts movie. (I assume it was them, who else could it be?) Later it is revealed that readbeard is Victor Trevor. Shouldn't he then be in one of those home videos? Wasn't it suspicious to sherlock that there never is a dog in it? And shouldn't he know more about Eurus(or has he lost his power of deduction) ?

Hi Lovely!

YEAH YOU WOULD THINK WOULDN’T YOU LOVELY. LIKE CLEARLY JOHN AND SHERLOCK SPENT A LONG WHILE CLIPPING THIS TOGETHER. I guess Victor’s the one holding the camera?? Or EURUS??? Or I guess Mycroft destroyed all past evidence of his family’s home movies??? I DON’T KNOW. It makes no sense at all, Lovely. Mycroft is smart, but I have to suspend WAY TOO MUCH OF MY DISBELIEF to believe that an adolescent boy orchestrated the lock up of his mentally ill sister, and essentially erasing her from Sherlock’s brain, cover up a murder of a child and ALSO ensure his parents believed the death of their daughter?? Like fuck no. TFP is far too ridiculous for it to even be real. One or two things, I could excuse. But every 2 minutes something else happens that contradicts ALL THE RULES OF THE SHERLOCK UNIVERSE. BLAH.

Fake Chats #161
  • Taehyung: have you noticed?
  • Hoseok: noticed what?
  • Taehyung: when we all bow at the end most of us just hold each other's wrists but Jungkook always holds Jimin's hand.
  • Hoseok: are you asking because you just now noticed or because you want to make sure others have noticed too?
  • Taehyung: no, I knew it all along.
  • Hoseok: okay and yeah, of course I noticed. I think it's the hand size difference thing.
  • Taehyung: only because of the size difference?
  • Hoseok: you know he loves how smol Jimin is.
  • Taehyung: please don't say smol.
  • Hoseok: you've totally called him smol before.
  • Taehyung: it was a best friend instinct.
  • Hoseok: is he communicating with you telepathically right now?
  • Taehyung: hyung, you know that's not how it works and I'm not gonna explain it. Some things just shouldn't be explained.
  • Hoseok: like you.
  • Taehyung: like me.
  • Hoseok: back to Jungkook, do you have a problem with it?
  • Taehyung: no, not really. I mean, maybe a little, but not really. Kind of. But mostly not.
  • Hoseok: just hold his hand other times.
  • Taehyung: Kookie will catch me.
  • Hoseok: Jimin will scold him.
  • Taehyung: why is everything so complicated?
  • Hoseok: where a sexy mochi goes, complications follow.
  • Taehyung: but I still love him.
  • Hoseok: me too.
  • Taehyung: I love him more.
  • Hoseok: I'm not arguing this with you.
monster factory episodes summed up in a single line
  • dark souls 2: SQUIRTLE GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYY?
  • skyrim: And he does have a reason to hate Mondays.
  • the sims 4: I don't know why you're looking for a mom when you could be looking for a third dad.
  • fallout 3: What even in the world do you think you're DOING, Fallout?!
  • wwe 2k14: Welcome to the ring, America’s burden. Our grim legacy. God’s favorite mistake.
  • mass effect 2: It's a gachapon, only it's a guy's face.
  • ark survival evolved: Take a T. rex bite out of crime!
  • second life: Second Life, you shouldn't let me do this! Ethically!
  • bloodborne: Whoa, hey, some of these aren't colours...
  • oblivion: setactorfullname "A Dead Person"
  • fallout 4: I do a lot of bad shit today.
  • black desert online: The thing is... he looks just like Bart.
  • dragon's dogma: Swear fealty to me and I will only throw you a little. Just kidding.
  • blade & soul: I don't know why you are self-sabotaging like this right now.
  • dark souls: I don't know, man, you'd have to take it up with the Arby's witch.
  • wwe 2k16: Yeah, that's what I look like.
  • dark souls 3: That man is gonna be mad at me forever.
  • second life, second chances: What's up everyone, I think dogs should vote!
  • soul caliber 5: But how underrepresented are furries in fighting games?
  • tiger woods 08: Did not golf. Failed to golf.
  • saints row the 3rd: I'm gonna Dairy Queen these guys out of the fucking sky!
  • spore: Hey, someone come fuck this!
  • wii sports resort: Dick Cheney, your reign ends here!
  • champions online: This is the fucking dude of the century. I can't even process everything that's going on here.
  • conan exiles: You gained a level of comfort with your own body!
  • dragon age inquisition: We've easily tripled the amount of grease we're getting off this grandma.
  • monster mania: Sometimes your arms are simply too short to box with God.
  • sweeps week: Was it worth it, Todd? What you did to my family for ratings?
  • super mario bros maker: Oh, no, I don't like having this power over this brother!
  • final fantasy 15: Look at this cool shit. That's pretty fucking cool though.
  • pat: you wanna hear something really dark? you know how the titanic was famously like women and children first to the lifeboats?
  • woolie: yeah
  • pat: you know what the deal with that is?
  • woolie: what
  • pat: um. if you don't do that. you know what your survivors look like? all dudes.
  • woolie: mmmm
  • pat: because they're stronger and they'll just push down anyone drowning and float on them.
  • woolie: yeaaaaaaaaah
  • pat: every other similar wreck in its time had
  • woolie: no....
  • pat: something like, 399 male survivors, 1 child, cos one guy was very big and very tenacious and managed to save his kid or whatever but
  • woolie: yeah i--
  • pat: "i'll kill you all motherfuckers"
  • woolie: --i thought that was--
  • pat: probably shouldn't have said that lol
  • woolie: --i thought -- wow -- i thought that was kind of implicit in the rule cos like, i kind of assumed that was the case, compensating for like, when the actual "survival of the fittest" shit kicks in--
  • pat: "hey mrs fuckin pennybottom, that frilly hat ain't gonna protect you from this fist"
  • woolie: --we just become animals again