okay but imagine harry making a group chat for his friends from hogwarts just because and draco is there too but he literally never talks because he’s all like “that’s a muggle thing phew” but really he didn’t know how to use that
AND the first time that draco actually talks in the group chat is to send a video of harry who stubbed his toe on a table and is lying on the floor curled up into a ball screaming “I DIDN’T KILL VOLDEMORT FOR THIS”
and then the camera switches to draco’s bored face and with the most monotone voice ever he says “the boy who lived twice” and he’s holding a clock that shows 4:27am
... Somehow, Still Talking About This Captain America Shit (Now With Bonus Spider-Man and Agents of SHIELD)
So now Secret Empire has revealed its Shyamalan Twist and given the readers a Good Guy Steve Rogers as well as Hydra Cap, and the kinds of dickbags who, when this whole bullshit began were dismissing people’s complaints with “oh come on, don’t you know how comics works, it’s all going to be put back at the end, blah blah blah…” are crowing I-Told-You-So’s.
like, i get that some people are not comfortable with the word queer. i fluctuate on how comfortable i am with using the word queer! i am from a small town in the south of the u.s. with a high population of people 65+ where using the word queer in a derogatory manner is still live and well. when i got to college and heard the phrase “queer theory” for the first time i was like…what the fuck
but like…u don’t need to add a reminder that some people don’t like to be called queer every time someone makes a post about self-identifying as queer. like, do you know how many posts i see where OP is like “haha yeah i ID as queer because it’s easier than saying i’m an aromantic pansexual” and some pancake feels the need to come out of the woodwork like “I GUESS THAT’S FINE OR WHATEVER BUT DON’T CALL MEEEEEE QUEER” ????? like ??? they weren’t ???? chill out ??????????
by all means if someone calls you queer n you’re not comfy with that tell them to stop…but damn….don’t act like all queer identifying people are running around with a handheld label maker trying to put QUEER stickers on the foreheads of unsuspecting LGBT youth
What do you mean this isn’t canon? Anti-Fraternization law? What are you talking about? Basically, Al and Mei are back from Xing, and Ed volunteered to take them to Roy’s office for some Xing-related business.
AHH, finally finished this! Wanted to post this last July 7 as a gift for myself but nope. Many thanks to @pahndah who’s been so patient with me on the anatomy ;u; as well as my FMA trash bbs @swordbreaker and @thecoolandspicyotaku for helping me with the ranking of Riza and Roy! (who’s already a Colonel and a General, respectively. I also hope you notice the uniform exchange) I know nothing, as in nothing, about the Military, so v many thanks to you two! (all uniform mistakes are mine!)
OMG finally I’ve done it! It took me about two weeks but I’ve done it xD
My Foxes. My boys. *-* I’m still trying to recover, yeah… However, every time I spot a post with a quote from aftg, I read it then look for it in the book and read the whole page, and you know what? I always feel the moment, but every time that feeling is going deeper.
So I thought about it, then I had a chat about it, and then I was like yeah I could ship that and next thing I know I was staying up all night making a comic.
I figure that like Teruki, Ritsu puts up a front most of the time, so someone being able to read his mind is an intimidating notion. However unlike Teruki Ritsu is desperate to be understood so there is a certain element there that is pretty tempting to allow. Super risky, but tempting.
Boom then crash, the shattering of glass I dive to the floor, busting my ass The hell was that Was all that I say Then I see the pool of blood Then I see my mom she’s dead No emotion in the commotion I wasn’t even sad, even when I learned the bullet was meant for my dad Vietnam made pops crazy he was already half-dead So why couldn’t that’d be him that got shot in the head? All the news that fits the print Momma’s death went unreported not a whiff or word or hint They don’t care about us niggers is how my pops explained it But I didn’t know I was a nigga till my dad proclaimed it Six months later my pops is dead too Drug-related shots fired his skin turned cold blue On the news that night the President’s wife got a new hair-do The news guy said “I like it how about you?” No word about my pops in the Post or on CBS, why was that you ask? Take a fucking guess And yeah why is that, that’s what politicians should be asking But who got time for questions when you all skiing up on Aspen? Broads get gunshots to the head and all y'all serving us is Asprin My momma so lovely she’d have made your head spin Level the playing field and y'all will see who’ll really win And yeah I got anger But I don’t let it take me down, my momma taught me better And she holds me up when I fall down Rest in peace moms, don’t worry about your son Some day I’ll make you proud because yeah I am the one.
•Lance talks really fast
•like really really fast
•he only gets faster as you get to know him/he gets comfortable around you
•no one can keep up with him
•Shiro often has to ask him to slow down
•as Keith starts to like Lance he getts better at hearing what he says when he talks fast
•one time as Lance is talking at light speed and the team is lost™
•Lance takes a deep breath to repeat himself aaaand
• wait.. what?? Keith is repeating what Lance said word for word???? He understood????
•the team is suprised but Lance…
•Lance is shook™
•he starts talking towards Keith more
•then just staigh up talks TO Keith more
•at first keith just talks back normal
•but as time goes by!!!
•Keith starts talking faster!!
•Pidge will walk into a room to see them practically rapping at each other
•they never seem to run out of things to say
•even tho you would think they would with how fast their conversations are
•they get to know each other
•they both came out to eachother in the middle of a fast conversion
•all though the conversation moved on quickly they both kept thinking about it cause!!!!
•!!!! Its always exciting to find another lgbt friend!!!!
•and the mutual pinning is real at this point
•they take turns word vomiting about their favorite thing™
•the only time they slow down is when they talk about something serious or if they are really tired
•their slow talking is everyone elses fast talking
•idk thats all I got
•I don’t know where I was going with this
•fast taking Klance
Hey guys! Did you know it’s been about 1 year since I’ve first started actively posting on here? I’m super glad I started posting art on this account and I wanna say thanks to everyone for the kind words and support! <3
I’ll try and get back in the swing of requests soon, I’m just currently traveling a little so all I have is my small tablet and a lack of time to just draw!
i actually reached 10k followers since like the beginning of june but i was literally drowning with homework and exams back then so i didn’t have time to post this earlier. so yeah this is my first time doing one of these and i wanted to thank you all for following this blog for so long!!! i would have never imagined that i would have this amount of followers and i’m really happy that there are so many people out there who enjoy this blog enough to follow it. ♡
✿ special mentions:
@mawaru for being an amazing friend!! te quiero! <3
@tobumi for being my first mutual ever ??? like wow???
@pastel-blaster for being extremely sweet and making me an edit on my birthday :) thank you for everything!!!
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So, this is gonna be me trying to put A LOT of stuff into very few words. Written at 26/05/2017.
Alright. You know how the whole world is kinda feeling like its situation can’t possibly get any more scandalous at this point? it’s what we felt about two weeks ago, too. I mean, between our ex-president being on a crusade against the justice system and the media and all the unpopular measures taken by our politicians lately, including reforming the labor laws and social security to make them shittier, and a new small corruption scandal every week, y’know, you figure it can’t get much worse than that.
And then it happened. It was a beautiful Wednesday (or was it Thursday?) night. All was its usual mess. And then a businessman came forward like, “ops I recorded the president negotiating to bribe someone who’s in jail to keep quiet and the other presidential candidate negotiating on how to get his usual 2 million in bribes discreetly lol did I mention he might have mentioned the possibility of killing someone?” BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM.
If you screamed right now, imagine how much we did. There were so many memes. So many. The jokes, the glorious jokes. I hadn’t have that much political fun in ages. But you’re probably still confused (we are, too), so imma explain it a little better.
Businessman Joesley, owner of the biggest meat company in the world, was caught in corruption schemes. Who wasn’t, right? so, like it happens in Brazil, he started negotiating his sentence by giving other people away. And he sure as fuck named a lot of people, like anyone else, but this guy did something that other people hadn’t yet: he recorded it. You’d think more people would’ve been this smart just in case, I guess, but so far, nah. And obviously the most polemic recording is of a conversation our now President Michel Temer had with him, negotiating bribes to Eduardo Cunha. If you’ve read my older posts, you’ll know his name. He’s the main dude behind Dilma Rousseff’s impeachment (if you have no idea of absolutely nothing i’ve just said, dude, go back to the other posts, this is quite saga already). Did I mention he’s in jail??? yeah. Arrested for money laundering sometime ago or something (one cannot remember all the scandals in brazil for more than 2 months since there ARE SO MANY NEW ONES ALL THE TIME). Still, he did swear he’d bring two presidents down, and now it seems the time has come, one way or another (we’re so dramatic, omg, this is gonna make for excellent movies someday, we’re already out-houseofcarding house of cards).
BACK TO IT. So. The president is on tape negotiating quite a crime. In most countries that’d lead to the guy resigning. And we thought he would, too, actually. This dude scheduled a press conf. and we were all on the edge of our seats waiting to see the second president down in less than a year. But guess what? dude goes “I’m not resigning”, gives pissed off speech, alleges everything is a fake and says if we want him down we’ll have to bring him down. He also kinda tries to forbid people from using his pictures in memes, which leads to opposition party creating a whole gallery online of pictures they bought of him for people to do their memes safely. I ain’t joking. The most brazilian think to ever happen, probably.
Meanwhile, remember I said there was a second recording? Yeah, it was from Aecio Neves, and you might remember him too: he ran for president against Rousseff at the last elections, and he was the main activist for her impeachment after he lost the elections, all “against corruption” and shit. Lol. Dude was literally negotiating how to get his money, cursing a lot, and saying they’d need to find good people to do this money transporting thing, it had to be someone, and I quote, “that we can kill before they can make deals with the police”. And then he proceeds on suggesting his cousin’s name. Talk of family issues, right? Anyway. It came as no surprise for us with half a brain that both these man were corrupt because honestly there had been people saying that before, but nobody had them on tape yet. Aecio’s sister has been arrested, he has kinda stepped down from his senate position and his apartments are being raid by the police, let’s see where this leads.
Back to Temer, remember when he told people we’d need to take him down if we wanted him down? Yeah, people took that quite literally and a couple of days ago in the middle of a protest some SET FIRE to a few ministry buildings. Nothing much happened to anyone there tho. But Temer took that as a good opportunity to give especial authorization to the Army to be on the streets and do whatever was needed which was pretty fucking scary since we haven’t been out of a dictatorship for thaaaat long??? but the order has been revoked by now so we’re ok. For now. I guess. Who knows.
So the question now is how long can Temer hold himself in power. If he does fall, which is complicated, since he’d likely have to resign (there are already a few impeachment processes opened against him, but since they depend on the ok from chamber president, who still supports him, it’s unlikely to work, and it’d take months anyway), but if he did fall, we’d get either president of the chamber of deputies in power or president of the supreme court in power (cause president of the senate can’t, since he’s a defendant in a corruption investigation) - and I said “OR” there because there’s a chance president of the chamber also becomes a defendant in corruption charges through the next months so we can’t really be sure on how the succession line will be in the future. Yeah, that’s how screwed we are. Anyway, if any of them get to power they are bound to organizing new indirect elections, by the constitution, since it’s past half the term and we’d only need someone to basically finish this year and the next one when there are elections again, hopefully. However, with congress as it is, with most people there charged with something, you’d think brazilians are…. less than happy with the idea of our congressmen choosing their own fucking president. And you’re right. Most of us are. Which is why there is a campaign to make a change and try for direct, real, voting elections (and to get Temer out, obviously).
It’s worth noticing that a lot of powerful people are still behind Temer, though, especially big businessman and the media, because of his austerity measures and probable cuts on labor laws, and also, because a lot of them are scared shitless of we actually getting a direct election and Lula winning. Yes, our ex-president, yes, the one in trouble with the law that I mentioned early. Aaand I would like to have covered him and our asshole hygienist new são paulo mayor whose biggest ability so far seems to be shitty decisions here, BUT this post is long enough as it is, so if y’all wanna know about them ask away and I’ll cover it in another post. For now, just remember: it can always get worse if you’re brazilian :)
I was so excited when I got my assignment and it was for someone whose work I already knew and admired! I hope you like your gift!!
“So you were right.”
“Was I now?”
“Yes. Ladybug agreed that buying expensive jewelry for a girl you are not dating does, in fact, send mixed signals.” Chat sighed as he dropped down through the skylight and sprawled out against the bedding.
“I told you.” Marinette grinned smugly, not even bothering to look up at him from her desk.
“I can’t believe that you two are ganging up on me!” Chat whined, burying his face into her giant cat pillow.
“I can’t believe you talk about me to Ladybug.” Marinette laughed, her attention already back to whatever project she was currently working on.
“well, she doesn’t like it if I talk too much about my civilian life and you are my only other friend as Chat Noir.”
“I know but… never mind.” She shook her head softly, muttering something under her breath.
“So what sort of present do you want me to get you for Christmas?” Chat asked peering over the loft railing. She froze, her eyebrows furrowing. He grinned in anticipation.
“You already got me a present remember? The absurdly expensive piece of jewelry?” She finally looked up at him with an eyebrow raised challengingly.
“Yeah but you hated it.” He smirked.
“I did not hate it! I just thought a 295 Euro necklace was a little much for a just friends present.”
“Yes you made your feelings on that perfectly clear last time. The point is I need to get you a present that you actually appreciate getting.”
“I do appreciate it! I am literally wearing it right now!”
“That’s just cause you feel guilty. I will get you the perfect present. Just watch.”
Marinette groaned, pulling distractedly on her pigtails.
“Chat you are being ridiculous. You don’t need to get me another present.”
“What do you want?” he asked, grinning wider.
“I want you to not get me another present.”
“Try again. What do you want?”
“I’m not telling you,” she huffed.
“Fine. I have other ways of figuring things out. Just you wait Princess, I will get you the perfect Christmas present.” He stood up, giving her a jaunty salute as he pulled himself back up through the skylight.
“Chat!” She called after him.
He waited silently on her terrace, holding back the bubble of laughter in his chest. He could hear her shuffling around in the room, waiting to see if he would poke his head back in or if he had actually gone.
the get down appreciation week: (day 4) favorite scene - Zeke’s poem
“they don’t care about us niggers,” is how my pops explained it. but I didn’t know I was a nigga until my dad proclaimed it. six months later my pops was dead, too. drug-related shots fired, his skin turned cold blue. on the news that night the president’s wife got a new hair-do. the news guy said ”I like it, how about you?” no word about my pops in the post or on cbs. why was that, you ask? take a fucking guess. and yeah, why is that? that’s what politicians should be asking. but who’s got time for questions when y’all skiing up on aspen? broads get gunshot to the head and all y’all serving us is aspirin. my momma was so lovely she would have made your head spin. level the playing field and y’all will see who will really win. and yeah I got anger, but I don’t let it take me down cause my momma taught me better. and she holds me up when I fall down. rest in peace moms, don’t worry about your son. some day I’ll make you proud, because, yeah, I am the one.”
Okay, so I know I’ve been prolonging this for a while but it was because of my short hiatus and then I read it and had to edit it because it was utter crap tbh it still is I just hope you like it and yeah :-) I’m blessing your eyes js
Hey guys, my Conspiracy crew, can you do something for me? For yourselves? For literally everyone on this site? Please don’t fight with strangers on the Internet. After all these years I still don’t understand why we’re doing this. There are SO many people on this site that don’t like what we have to say and you know what? That’s perfectly fine. Don’t fight them. Don’t call them names. And you know what else? Don’t stick up for yourselves when they do it to you. Yeah. I’m suggesting you take it.
Everyone on this site is trying to have fun. I get dragged all the time but I’ve never once, not once in a year on this site, engaged someone who vehemently disagreed with me. Anyone can check my blog, you’ll never find an example of me 1) attaching myself to other’s posts to disrespect them 2) publishing hateful anons 3) Calling anyone names 4) giving the microphone to people who don’t like me. It’s not hard.
I once lost 40 followers in one day a few months ago because I stuck up for a Sheriarty blog who, I believed, made a good point. And you know what? Good. I didn’t want those people on my blog anyways.
People are going to attack you all day long. Stay in your own lane. Use the appropriate tags. Don’t take everything personally. We’re here to have fun. How can you possibly have fun arguing with strangers about a TV show? Block who you need to. Avoid certain tags.
People are going to read your blog. They decide if they like what you have to say or if they don’t. The choice is always theirs. No need to assert your ideas to people who don’t agree with you or don’t like what you have to say. Those who want to listen, they will stay. And, honestly, most of those bloggers you don’t like will leave you alone if you leave them alone.
You don’t have to listen to anything i just said, if you don’t want to. This is just a suggestion. But I’m having a great time on this site because I get back what I put in.