yeah i had to do something

BTS Reaction: You accidentally saying something accidentally dirty and not knowing it

Namjoon:

“I’m touching myself right now.”

You two were on the phone, but nothing had really been said for a couple of seconds when all of the sudden you dropped this bomb. Phone sex wasn’t something you two had tried yet, but Namjoon was ready to try anything with you.

Oh really?” He responded feeling a little frisky.

You didn’t catch the tone in his voice and so continued. “Yeah. I got this new body wash and it makes my skin so soft. Oh yeah, that reminds me. Do you like butterscotch? I got a coupon for pudding and I have been wanting butterscotch, but if I’m the only one that’s going to eat it I don't’ want to get a bunch.”

“I love my girlfriend. I love my girlfriend. I love my girlfriend.” Namjoon began chanting quietly to himself.

“Huh?”

“Nothing babygirl. If you buy it I’ll eat it.”


Seokjin:

“I woke up wet.”

This was the first thing you said to Jin when you walked out of your room in the morning and saw him in the kitchen. During the night the air conditioner stopped working and you woke up hotter than a whore house on dollar day.

“I can fix that.” He replied with a wink that you didn’t catch

“No, I’m just going to call a professional. You have that thing later today.” 

“Jagi! I was talking about sex!” He quickly barked at you and you looked up at him with surprised eyes.

“Oh. Right now?”


Yoongi:

“Ugh. I want to tear off my clothes.” 

You had been wearing a tight uncomfortable dress all night and now that you were home, shit was coming off.

“Please do.”

“I fucking will I’m never wearing this dress again.” You hissed as you yanked at the fabric and walked towards your bedroom. “I’ll tell you what else I’m going to do…”

“Have sex with me?” He asked being more direct with you this time.

You looked at him confused. “Uhh… I was going to say, order chicken. How the hell do you get turned on by nothing?”


Hoseok:

“I don’t have any panties on.”

You were talking to yourself as you picked out your outfit to wear into town while Hoseok was laying on the bed answering e-mails. He looked over his computer at you as you pulled out a pair of lacy panties and turned towards him. From his point of view, it looked as though you had just taken them off. His eyes watched you waiting to see what your next move would be, and when you walked towards the bathroom he near fell off the bed chasing after you.

You turned around nearly bumping into him. “Namjoon will be home in ten minutes.” He said excitedly.

You squinted your eyes, confused. “Do you want me to wait till he gets home to ask him if he wants something from the store?”

You confused tone and face made your boyfriend sigh. “Aish. No go ahead nevermind princess.”


Jimin:

“I want you in my mouth.”

You weren’t even talking to Jimin, but the picture behind him of an ice cream cone. It was so hot that day you were even pulling at your shirt to try and get my fresh air on your body.

“Damn princess.” He nearly moaned but you were too busy reading ice cream flavors to notice.

“I haven’t had ice cream in like a month.” You mumbled to yourself.

Jimin let out an embarrassed laugh, “That is not what I thought you were talking about. I’ll just be leaving now.”


Taehyung:

“Oh, you’re getting some tonight.”

Taehyung had been watching TV on the couch when he heard you. You walked into the living room and slipped your phone into your back pocket and smiled at him. He looked a little sleepy but gave you a smile.

“Mmm. What am I going to get?” His deep voice hummed and you assumed it was because he was tired.

“I was talking to myself. I’m going to get some shoes. There’s a sale on the red shoes that I’ve been just dying to get.”

Tae smiled to himself feeling rather silly for jumping to the conclusion he did. “Have fun shopping Jagi.”


Jungkook:

“I love things that vibrate.”

You said it while looking at your phone and then bit your lip giving Jungkook the impression you were watching something. He looked over at you and chuckled a little.

“We can always go play.”

I furrowed your brows in confusion, “Seriously? Video games? I say something about vibration and you think of a game controller?”

Jungkook began laughing right away at your complete miss at what he was saying.

“Kook. I was talking about a foot massager thing on Amazon.”

Hearing that only made him only laugh harder. “I thought you were talking about a sex toy!”

“KOOKIE!!!”

tsukkari  asked:

does suga get excited over doing domestic activities like i do?? ie crying happy tears over making one healthy sandwich instead of 8 servings of mac n cheese??

Hell yeah.

He picked up his socks one time and then followed Daichi around the apartment waiting for him to notice.

He did notice, of course. Because it was like… a mountain. In the center of the hallway. That he had tripped over that morning when he was half asleep.

Daichi: “You picked up your socks?”

Suga: “I did!!!!!!”

Daichi: “Is it a special occasion?”

Suga: “No!!!!!!!!!!!”

Daichi: “Are you trying to get something out of me?”

Suga: “NOPE! I just did it!”

Suga: “……………… but I wouldn’t turn away a blow job.”

Daichi: “Do the dishes next and we’ll talk.”

Originally posted by trapstrblog

I asked my dad if he had done anything yet about Net Neutrality and he was all, ‘That old thing? It’s been going on for years. It’s not gonna affect anyone either way. The internet was the same was it is now before net neutrality was added.’ So I got super pissed at him and we fought and I left.

Anyways later that day he talks to me at home and he’s like ‘Son’ yeah? ‘I did some research on the recent net neutrality stuff and you’re right - What’s happening isn’t going to be good at all, and I wrote an email to one of our congressmen.’

Moral of the story is, if you don’t currently think this is a big deal, just listen to everyone else and assume it is. Even if you yourself don’t believe it’s that important, just take 5 minutes to write an email asking to stop the repealing of it. Because this isn’t about just you. It’s about everyone.

anonymous asked:

you do realize you're saying "aces aren't oppressed" but i'm told on a daily basis there is something wrong with me and that "therapy will fix me" just because i'm not attracted to people

great we’re told that too and we also get murdered, had (and have) laws against our existence, abused, raped, beaten up, erased from history, seen as sinners, told that we’ll burn in hell, get death threats, cant even hold our significant others hands without fear of being hurt, get called slurs, and arrested but yeah ur opressed bc u told ur mom u dont like sex and she said “sweetie thats just because youre a late bloomer”

anonymous asked:

okay, yeah, everybody can stop telling me I’m wrong now. I only needed one person to say it. now I know. people make mistakes. I kinda think my point still applies because they started their account when they were a minor? and only turned 18 recently? but it doesn’t matter. I’m not trying to start anything, I just had wrong information. but please stop repeating the fact that I’m wrong. I genuinely didn’t know. now I do.

You’re good fam. 

I auto posted two without thinking about it and they sent in 2 without knowing the other had already sent something in. It was my bad for posting them both (legit just didn’t think about it tbh). 

My stance is and will always be: I am not responsible for the content people chose to consume. I DO, however, feel compelled to take steps if and when people start telling me they are underage on this blog, for my safety if nothing else. 

It’s that whole ‘safe, sane, and consensual’ thing again. If you are not of age of consent, then I cannot obtain your consent and the interactions are no longer safe. 

I don’t want anyone hurt here. I’m here to write smutty kink, have fun, and hopefully (occasionally) educate people about consent in BDSM scenes and relationships. 

That’s it. 

Okay, so, we all know how good the Voltron writers are with continuity and foreshadowing, right? Like there’s that one scene in Season 1 where Coran offhandedly mention the Weblum which of course reappears in Season 2. Well that got me thinking…there’s this one scene in Season 2 in which the writers deliberately go into detail about a possible plot point that is then just… not mentioned again. And they don’t seem like the kind of writers to just to tell us all that information and not have it go anywhere.

Which scene?

WELL (excuse the horrible quality of the screencaps)

THIS little gem, in which Hunk contemplates whether or not the Galra could successfully brainwash Shiro using his prosthetic. And his conclusion is…yeah, they totally could. So like, I’m not saying we’re gonna get a brainwashed Shiro in the future but…

We’re gonna get a brainwashed Shiro in the future.

BTS Answers Fans’ Biggest Burning Questions – And RM Reveals Why He Changed His Name From Rap Monster!

It’s all about ARMY!

ET’s Denny Directo sat down with BTS on Wednesday at rehearsals for their upcoming performance at Sunday’s 2017 American Music Awards, where they spilled on love, world tour plans, new music, and answered some of their fans’ most burning questions.

From what’s on their playlist, to pet peeves, to J-Hope’s upcoming mixtape, scroll down to get all the BTS scoop!

1. What’s your favorite song right now?

SUGA: “Havana” [by Camila Cabello]!
RM: Me and J-Hope’s favorite song [is] “Gucci Gang” [by Lil Pump].
JUNGKOOK: “Perfect” [by Ed Sheeran].

2. Have you been to In-N-Out?

RM: We did like, four years ago. The first time in L.A., we just arrived in the airport and then we had to go to In-N-Out right away.

3. You guys are like brothers. Is there a habit someone has that gets on your nerves?

RM: [V] always plays games, but with the microphone. He’s always like, “Ahhhh!” or something like that.
V: “Ah!” or “Yay!” or “Wow!” or “Uh!”
RM: He really does that, and I’m sharing my room with him. Yeah, it’s annoying, so I think we got to move onto a better apartment or something.

4. Where do you see BTS in 10 years?

J-HOPE: Happy birthday, BTS!
RM: Maybe like, Bulletproof Adults or something.
JUNGKOOK: Uncle. Uncle!
V: BTS uncles!
JIN: Yeah!

5. Any plans for solo projects? What about J-Hope’s mixtape?

RM: It’s coming. It’s coming.
JIMIN: J-Hope!
J-HOPE: It’s coming home.
RM: There will be a like, huge surprise for everyone. Like, I know. It’s coming. [Jungkook] just got his studio room. He started to produce some beats, so maybe we can expect some stuff from JK.

6. If you could say anything to your younger selves, when you were just starting the group, what would it be?

RM: Please change your name! Please change your hair. Put away those sunglasses.
JH: J-Hope, you everyday awesome!

7. Why did you change your hair?

J-HOPE: I did it for AMAs! Red color, fire!
V: I’m grey hair color.
RM: He said his color just got some darker, so he did it again.

8. RM, you mentioned your name change. What does RM mean to you?

RM: [Rap Monster] came from a song that I made from like, 2012, there was some phrase like Rap Monster, and I just, I thought it was so cool. But as I grow up, and as I came to America, I think it felt like too much. So I just abbreviated it to RM, and it could symbolize many things. It could have more spectrums to it. I don’t know [what it means], like “Real Me” or something.

© Jennifer Drysdale‍ @ Entertainment Tonight

Me, sick: “I want to resub and roll a fresh blood elf priest.”

Everyone who knows me: “Wow you said you were sick but you must be

really

sick”


I’mgoingbacktobed.

ART TIP: Keep a balance between digital and traditional art

because there are things traditional art will teach you that digital art won’t, and the same goes the other way

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Some cosplay valentines for all my sweetheart followers! 

 Happy Valentine’s Day!! 💖😘

(also happy birthday to my boy andy robinson aka garak aka the love of my life. they are both my valentines today)

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messing around again :D hehe

the first one i gotta admit the original scene almost made me tear up.. and i liked it so much. and is ok the way it is… but i wanted to do a little something else with it .. just because.. XD pff

besides i think classic Sonic’s role had more to do with Tails than with the main story.. but that’s just what it seems to me lol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No Kissing In Front Of Me *Steve Harrington x Reader*

Originally posted by wlntrfell

Requested by Anon: Steve Harrington x Reader where you’re Dustin’s older sister and Dustin has Steve over to babysit him bc Reader is supposed to be out on a date but she comes home like halfway through with like super ready eyes and tells them she found out he’s cheating on her because he stood her up to go with the other girl or something
Pairings: Dustin Henderson x Sibling! Reader & Billy Hargrove x Reader (Mentioned briefly) & Steve Harrington x Reader
Word Count: 
A/N: I couldn’t be bothered to make up a name for the reader to possibly be on a date with. Billy is someone that comes across as a cheating, maybe not taking the relationship with reader seriously, type. - Rosalie



“Why are you even going out with that jackass?” Dustin asked, watching you through the vanity mirror reflection as you got ready for your date. You muttered a soft ‘language’ to your little brother who just scoffed. “You can date anyone, literally, ANYBODY! But you go out, willingly, with Billy Hargrove?”

You sighed gently as you finished with your make up. You had been going out on a few dates with the new guy, well he wasn’t new anymore, he and his sister had been here for a few months. You didn’t really get why Dustin and his party hated him, he was kind of an asshole but so was everyone else in this town. Dustin always said, ‘There are just things that I know that you don’t, I don’t trust him’. You liked he was looking out for you but you’re the older sibling, it should be the other way round.

“Why do you hate him so much? Enough with the bullshit, what happened to make you hate him?” Dustin shrugged, shoulders slumped and eyes cast to his hands as he toyed with your comforter on your bed. “I’m going on that date, Dustin. Whatever you think of him isn’t true, he’s been nothin’ but nice to me. He doesn’t pressure me for anythin’ and he’s really sweet too. Tell me what happened and I won’t go on that date, if you tell me what happened with Billy I’ll call him off.”

Before Dustin can even open his mouth the doorbell chimes, you raise your eyebrows but Dustin sighs. You both stand up, you’re dressed in a pale pink dress with a denim jacket thrown on. Dustin opens the door, revealing Steve Harrington, his babysitter for the night, plus a new founded best friend. It was cute, how both he and Steve had a brotherly bond. They looked out for one another, it made you smile to see Dustin finally have someone to look up to, admire and Steve was someone that you trusted to lead your brother in a good direction.

You smiled as Steve looked at you. “Wow, Y/N, you look… wow.” He compliments, at loss for words and it brings a slight blush upon your cheeks as you roll your eyes at him.

“Okay, I’ll see you both in a few hours. Don’t miss me too much,” You grin waving bye at both of them and walking out of the door.

*Steve’s P.O.V kinda*

Steve stared at the door as it closed softly, watching you leave to go on a date with Billy Hargrove always rubbed him the wrong way. Knowing that someone as kind, sweet and genuinely good was hanging around with the asshole Billy, made Steve feel sick to his stomach. His blood boiled at the thought of it, it left a funny after taste in Steve’s mouth whenever you talked about your dates with Billy.

“Steve!” Dustin’s voice pulled Steve from his mind and he looked at the shithead and shrugged his shoulders in response. “Jealousy back again?”

Steve rolled his eyes and sat down, Dustin had got into his pea-sized brain that Steve was jealous. Jealous that Billy got to date you and not him, which was ridiculous. Steve Harrington doesn’t get jealous, he doesn’t even know why he’d be jealous. It’s just you. Dustin’s older sister. Who was sweet, kind and beautiful, who had this thing where if she laughs too hard she hiccups?

“I’m not jealous of Billy Hargrove,” Steve states, turning the TV on and looking at the VHS movies that Dustin had picked to watch tonight. “What do I have to be jealous about?”

Dustin rolled his eyes, sitting down also. “Are you pretending to be dumb or are you actually this stupid all of the time?” That receives a stern glare from Harrington, “I know she’s my sister but I am told constantly that she’s beautiful, plus she has to be somewhat good looking because ” Dustin gestures to his smiling face and Steve tries not to chuckle at that. “It’s okay if you like-like her, better you than Billy.”

Steve puts in the movie and that leaves him to think over what Dustin has said. He glances at Dustin who is consumed by the movie, mouth slightly agape as he fully zoned in on the SyFy movie. Steve had grown accustomed to life with the kids, looking after the little shits was now just second nature to him. You were sort of a package deal, you didn’t know about any of the events with the upside down world but you managed to still be part of their lives. You were sort of an innocence that everyone loved, you knew something has happened but you preferred to not know.

It’s for the better that way. Steve liked that you weren’t carrying any of the weight, that you managed to still be a supportive person but in a way that was different for everyone. It was hard to keep that life away from you, it’s partly why he hates you are dating Billy. If you knew what had happened, you wouldn’t be dating him but he had made a promise. To the boys, to Eleven, to Hopper and Joyce to not tell.

“So, you wouldn’t mind if I dated Y/N?” Steve asked, eyes trained on the TV. “I know she’s dating Billy but if that didn’t work out-”

“Steve, you have my permission to date my sister. No kissing in front of me, that’s all I ask.” Steve smiles slightly and both go back to watching the movie, halfway in when the front door crashes open. “Son-of-a-bitch!” Dustin yells, turning his head to see his sister standing in the doorway, he holds his hand over his heart.

It takes both boys a few seconds to realise you’re crying. Eyes red, small sobs escaping your lips and you throw your purse to the floor and pull off your shoes, running past them towards your room ignoring their yells of your name. Steve looks at Dustin who is just as shocked as he is by your outburst.

“You don’t think Billy…” Dustin trails off, instantly Steve is to his feet and Dustin follows him down the short hall to your door where Steve knocks on the door. “Y/N, we’re coming in!” Dustin yells, knowing you never lock your door anyway.

Steve opens the door silently and both peak in. Your laying on your bed, hair a mess of curls and crying into a pillow. Dustin walks passed Steve, sitting down beside your head and petting your hair softly, trying to comfort you silently. Steve awkwardly sits down, placing a hand on the small of your back and rubbing comforting circles. They wait till your sobs had quieted down, listening to cry was one of the worst things Steve has endured. Yeah, he’s had to fight demogorgons but this was another level.

“Y/N, what happened?” Steve asked and you lifted your head, hair sticking your tear stained cheeks that are red and blotchy. You wipe your eyes with the back of your hand, anger swept through them but also sadness. “Did Billy… do something… like-”

“No.” You shake your head, fresh tears welling in your eyes. “He turned up with another girl, with Stacy. He’s been seeing her behind my back, cause I wasn’t putting out.” Dustin’s face flashed with anger. “I’m such a stupid shit head!” You groaned, accepting the hug from your little brother and Steve scoffed, causing both Henderson siblings to look at him.

Steve shakes his head. “Billy is the shithead. You deserve better than him, got it? A guy like that isn’t worth your tears, you’re too good for him. If he can’t keep it in his pants that’s his fault, not yours.” You raised your eyebrows at Steve, who crossed his arms and glared at the wall opposite him. “I should punch him in the face again for doing that to you.”

“Again?” You asked slightly amused that he had even punched Billy for the first time. Dustin looks wide-eyed at Steve who does the same, you sighed. “Need to know, right?” They nod and smiled slightly. “Thank you, both of you for being here. I think I’m going to call it a night.” They nod, Dustin gets up and leaves the room first but Steve hesitates, making you look at him slightly confused.

He shuffles slightly nervously. “Y/N… have a good sleep.” Steve sighs before leaving your room, kicking himself for not saying anything to you about his true feelings.

*

It had been almost a week since that godawful date with Billy. You tried to keep yourself occupied, extra schoolwork and hanging out with Nancy. The humiliation of that day was what hurt you the most, Billy had let you believe the date was still on, he didn’t cancel or say anything about what was happening with Stacy. He let you walk in, alone and see him with another girl like he planned it or something.

Walking down the street towards your house you hear arguing. Well, more of bickering between two people. You glance up to see Steve and Dustin in the driveway of your home, Dustin was meant to be at Mike’s studying and Steve, well he was meant to be off being Steve somewhere else- having a day off from being the kid’s mom. You frown as you walk closer, Steve is holding roses and Dustin has his radio headset on, seemingly talking over it whilst simultaneously walking to Steve.

“What’s going on?” You asked walking closer, Dustin jumps slightly and turns to you with a nervous smile. “I thought you were going to Mike’s tonight?” You asked with a slight frown at his reaction.

It’s a solid minute before anyone speaks up. “I’m helping Steve… he’s got a date.” You nod slowly and glance at Steve, who is nervously stood holding the roses and smiling awkwardly. A pang of something shoots through your chest, whoever he was taking on a date was a lucky girl.

“Oh.” Is all you can manage, “Well, have fun and don’t take all of my brother’s advice.” You try to chuckle and smile but it sounds forced, you go to walk around them and inside the house, to cry to your mother but you’re stopped by someone tugging on your wrist.

You frown up at Steve. “Y/N, I need to tell you something.” You nod and turn back towards Steve, waiting for whatever he needs to say, he stares at you for a moment. “Fuck it!”

Before you can process what is happening his lips are on yours, his hands holding your shoulders and the roses fall to the floor beside your feet. You instantly respond, melting into the kiss that’s unlike anything you’ve ever had. You feel Steve smile against your lips, wrapping his arms around your waist as yours rest against his neck.

“GROSS!” You pull apart and look at Dustin, who is horrified. “I said no kissing in front of me, that was the only rule. You asshole.” he picks up his bike, muttering curse words and names at Steve, “one fucking rule, can even follow that. I do everything to help this guy, this is how he repays me.”

Steve purses his lips and holds back the chuckle. “Thank you, shithead,” Steve calls, Dustin turns and flips him off before riding off down the street to Mikes. “It was worth breaking that one rule.” Steve shrugged at you, you chuckled lightly nudging him, he bends down and picks up the roses again. “Prepare to go on the best date of your life.” He challenges, pulling you by your hand towards his car.

“Is this the first time you’ve hung out with someone your own age in a while?” You smirk as Steve blinks at you, mock offence. “How will they survive without you?”

Steve rolled his eyes, opening your door before walking around to his side and starting the engine to the car. It’s silent as he begins to drive off towards your date destination, “I do need to stop in to make sure they all get home okay.” He mutters causing you to chuckle at him, he sighs and chuckles along with you.

(Decided to end it funny. Hopefully, whoever requested this likes it. I had fun writing it, I like the whole Dustin’s sister thing, I like writing the reader as one of the kids sibling. - Rosalie)