yeah i had to do something

Legit had a customer come up to buy something, ask me if I knew about a big church that got built recently, and when I said yeah he did his whole sales pitch trying to get me to join and attend this gathering or something that was happening that weekend and I’m like. .-. “Sir I’m working right now, I can’t talk to you about that.”

“Oh, I’m so sorry if I offended you or anything ^.^ ^.^”

“Sir I am literally working right now I can’t talk about that”

Like do you go around to retailers to talk about this because I can’t walk away??

SVT Super Powers; Seungcheol!!

Originally posted by fabulous-girl-here

i hate him i hate him i hATE HIM YOU CAN FIGHT MEEEEEEEEEE


-so this boy can fight me

-fight fire with fire


-okay he wields the power of fire

-like the human torch but not the human torch

-and not chanyeol either don’T @ ME GDi

-so yeah he had it ever since he was born

-somehow ancient gods gave it to him yadda yadda yadda 

-his parents first knew about his powers when he was still a baby

-he was being burped by his dad

-he burped up a small flame

-his dad’s eyebrows didn’t grow back for another week

-his parent’s were genuinely confused

-”how did our child just burn your eyebrows off?”

-”I don’t know but…all I can say is burn baby burn”


-his mum didn’t exactly like him using his powers to be fair

-she was scared that most of the things in the house would go alight

-and the fact that he’s still young and she didn’t want him to hurt himself

-but it’s a good thing to have him around!!

-he warmed up his dad’s coffee when it got cold

-and he can heat up water quickly too!

-no matches in the house? here have a kid who  B R E A T H E S    F I R E 

-when he was a little older he used to go to the park

-and there was this one kid that he did not like at all

-one time this kid pushed Seungcheol off the swing set

-and boi



-luckily his mum was there by the set

-she pulled him back

-”Seungcheol we can’t extinguish our problems with fire. We get in trouble for that stuff.”

-seungcheol sighed and let him have the swing

-later on he melted his ice cream when he wasn’t looking

-take that you little shitt

-his mum found a perfect use for him though





-that was until using his powers a lot made him ill

-especially the body heat power

-that nearly kILLED HIM JESUS

-boi needs to cool down

-im sorry 

-actually im not that was a good joke

-up until he got into high school he had to keep his power kind of hidden to everyone

-except for you

-you were just the nice girl next door

-except you weren’t next door 

-but a couple blocks down the road

-the only time that seungcheol could really use his powers

-was all alone 

-in a park

-at night

-it was alright because nobody was there 

-except for you

-theres a lot of excepts in this one wow

-your mum asked to pick up some groceries

-at like 8pm 

-and the only shop was through the little park on the other side


-two options!

-you could go the long way and risk not getting stabbed and apologize for being late

-or you could go through the dark park at like 9pm where there could be all sorts of people in there waiting for a young person like you to walk though and then try to stab you or something and you apologize for being late while being whisked away in an ambulance 

-you chose the park

-clever, aren’t you?

-joking its for the plot

-so when you go through the first time

-you run like theres no tomorrow

-there was no way you were getting killed or mugged or stabbed or anything

-you looked like one of those motion blur memes 

-like wow 

-gotta go fast

-wait wrong member

-after that little race you had with yourself

-you head back through the park

-and you were just hoping in that small amount of time that you were in the shop

-no creeps or killers were in there

-luckily there weren’t 

-maybe pyromaniacs?


-on the way back you passed the kids park

-which is supposed to be closed after 6pm

-but you spot a light in the park

-curiosity killed the cat

-but you’re not a cat

-and curiosity isn’t a real object

-so you go down to inspect what was going on

-you see that little light? 

-it split into two

-except one was traveling further away from the other

-wait why is this the plot to brave

-your heart was kind of in your mouth 

-you’re not gonna lie you were shoOK


-you reach the gate

-and you notice that there’s someone’s bag near the metallic tunnel 

-you kind of open the gate slowly and quietly

-but it alway creaks

-meanwhile Seungcheol just jumped

-oh no the fEDS




-you get to the jungle gym

-and you quickly look into the tunnel

-and there’s a boy

-just a boy

-who let off a kind of loud scream

-wait did fire just come out his mouth

-you look at him closer

-he’s a dude in your class



-”wait…aren’t you y/n?”

-”yeah…seungcheol? what are you doing here? and why did i just see fire come out of your mouth…?”

-”uh…….no you didn’t.”

-”i just did.”

-”you must be tired.”

-”i’m not…are you…a pyromaniac?”

-”what?! no…it’s a long story…”

-”yeah….you’re going to have to start from the beginning…”


-he tells you about his super power

-and you’re so……interested in his abnormal superpower


-its such a pretty super power

-like since you were little you already read stories about people with fire powers

-and now it’s actually happened

-you met a dude with fire powers!!

-”y/n…jut one thing.”


-”keep this a secret…okay?”

-”don’t worry you have my promise.”

-you placed your pinky up to him

-and he wrapped his pinky around yours

-i feel that pinky promises are still legitimate forms of promise keeping

-i’m an adult i swear

-for a while you two hung out at night

-so you could just see his fire powers at night

-because it was so pretty

-but one time 

-you two were on the swingset and Seungcheol was showing you new tricks he learnt 

-by himself too 

-you’re so proud of your flame kid!!

-he shows you one where he just traces out a heart in the air and blows on it and it becomes smoke

-and you’re there like


-and he’s there like



-you’re sitting there waiting for him to draw it

-and you see him start to draw

-you then realise that he’s not drawing a heart

-it was letters instead


-uhuh waIT WHAT

-the fire read; i like you

-and you’re dying inside cause that’s so cutE

-after that you start to realise that you like Seungcheol back

-and he’s the light in the dark for you



-”seems like things are…..”




TalesFromRetail: I thought I was going to deal with a theft but learned a great life lesson instead. (Medium/long).

I work at a retail drug store chain as a shift manager. I just had something great happen and want to share…

A girl who appeared to be about 18-19 approached me in the aisle I was working in. I’ll be M=me and she will be G=girl.

G- excuse me, do you guys have woman’s underwear? She looked very embarrassed.

M- yeah, let me walk you to them.

G- I’m sorry, it’s embarrassing to ask but I didn’t see any female workers.

M- don’t be embarrassed about anything. There’s nothing to be embarrassed about.

We walk to the aisle and I let her know were they are and let her know if she needs any more help, I’ll be happy to help. I go back the aisle I was working in and a few minutes pass before the cashier up front pages me to go up there. I approach the counter and it’s the same girl I helped but she’s holding a pair of leggings we sell in her hand. My cashier will be C.

C- she’s saying she came in the store with these and needs to use the bathroom. I saw her walk in and she was empty handed.

G- Can I have these? (She’s looking at me with a mortified look of embarrassment) here, you can have this.

She pulls out an iPod and motions for me to take it.

G- All the pawnshops are closed today and I really need these pants. Please take the iPod.

My first thought was to tell her she could not have them and to leave but something hit me looking at her. She was willing to trade an iPod for a pair of $12 leggings. I let her use the restroom and paid for the leggings myself. The smile she gave me was so unbelievably genuine it literally sent chills down my spine. The cashier was telling me I didn’t have to but I can’t imagine being in a position of trading something like an iPod for something so cheap. Sometimes people just need a tiny bit of help and it’s so easy to say no out of habit and look the other way. Take the time to try and help someone who needs it.

By: Award930

A little update


So, I haven’t been very active on tumblr for the past half year. The reason for that is because I haven’t been feeling very well which made school and life in general more difficult to deal with. I’ve had an extreme fatigue sneaking up on me for a while, and after christmas break it escalated. By that time I had already been in contact with a doctor and I were doing a few tests to find the cause of it. It turns out that I have hypothyroidism (meaning thyroid gland doesn’t produce enough thyroid hormones), something me and my mom have been suspecting for a while, but it was nice to finally know. I’ve been taking medicine now for a few months and can gladly tell that I’m feeling better and better. I still sometimes have days where I feel like I haven’t slept anything, but they’re much much fewer, yaay! ^^

So yeah, I’m hoping that I can become more active on here again and I’ve decided to come back from my “semi-hiatus”. I also hope everyone else has had a great summer so far ( ´ v ` )

11:42 PM 

I’m trying to write a song but I’m highly uninspired and I gave up right after the first verse. Wow. I need to do something good with my life. Haha. Anyway, I had a lot to think about today and I wasted my energy on getting angry and I’m just nervous and shit and I don’t really wanna say why but yeah. I feel like shit. 


Some cosplay valentines for all my sweetheart followers! 

 Happy Valentine’s Day!! 💖😘

(also happy birthday to my boy andy robinson aka garak aka the love of my life. they are both my valentines today)

Sometimes John and Sherlock accidentally talk all night.

Like maybe the intention to go to sleep at a normal time was there, but then they get distracted.

11 PM: They finish the movie and it just naturally feels like time for bed. Teeth are cleaned, doors are locked, and they settle in between the sheets, and damn is the bed comfortable compared to the haphazard dog pile of limbs they had gotten into on the sofa.

“What did you think of the film?”

“Nice; very enjoyable.”

“Did I tell you it was my favorite when I was a kid?”

“No. Really?”

“Yeah. Would watch it on repeat.”

“Interesting. But it’s no longer your favorite?”

“Right. I dunno- I still love it, but not in the same way.”

“I understand. Your favorite now is that one Bond, um…Die Another Day?”

“Yeah.” John gives Sherlock a small, soft smile. He looks almost bewitched.

“What’s that look for?”

“It’s for you. ”

“Yes, but why?”

“Because it’s really nice to have someone remember things like that about me.”

1 AM: The discussion has shifted to favorites, and why they’re favorites.

“So you would rather listen to that same Rolling Stones album again and again for eternity than ever even trying something like Debussey?”


“Alright, well, now I know.”

“You know what?”

“That we’re breaking up.”

They laugh.

2 AM: …and now they’re just naming things they like.

John: “Long car journeys”

Sherlock: “The smell of coffee.”

“You hate coffee.”

“I hate the taste of coffee.”

“You are a complex being.”

“Thank you.”

They laugh some more.

John: “Rainy mornings that last all day.”

“Me too.”

“I didn’t know that.”

“They’re lovely.”

“Why’s that?”

Sherlock fidgets with his lips, trying to figure out how to phrase his answer.

“Because you always wake me very…pleasantly… and often you continue waking me pleasantly for most of the morning…afternoon…even into the evening sometimes.”

“Do I? When it’s raining?”

“Yes. Not every time, but under a certain set of conditions I can, for the most part, look at the forecast for the morning the night before and know in advance whether or not I’ll be getting anything done the next day.”

John looks back at him, a concoction of surprise, then near embarrassment, then a sly smile.

“Interesting, see, I find that I get one thing in particular done consistently on those days.”

Sherlock snorts.

4 AM: The topic has shifted between worst hangover stories and crazy uni memories to some more difficult things, like John’s time in the service, and Sherlock’s addiction.

“We’ve sort of been dealt a few tough hands eh?”


“Makes me want to take you away somewhere and just be relaxed for a bit.”

“I would agree to that in an instant.”

“Yeah? Let’s do that, then.”

“Fantastic idea!”

“I do get them on occasion.”

More laughter.

5 AM:

John is trying to work in to the concersation something he’s been wanting Sherlock to know for a long time. It’s difficult, though- he’s never really said anything like this- anything so personal.

“It says a lot about you, I think, that I can do things like this- stay awake all night, not having to be overwhelmed or rampant. You balance me, John.”

“Yeah..yeah I- I know what you mean. You also- I mean, you sort of…I don’t dread…my life to come…anymore. I used to think of all the days and years I had left to endure, wonder how I would fill them, hoping I could find something that wouldn’t feel so miserable, something to settle for, but you- fuck, Sherlock, I think back to that now and it feels like a horrible nightmare. I’m…more than just glad, to have found you. You- damn, this is hard, I-”

Sherlock ties his fingers with John’s and moves even closer.

"Take your time. No rush. No pressure. Anything you want to tell me, you can. You’re safe here.”

"I suppose…You umm…you made me rethink- my plans, for me, yes. But not only that, you also showed me a way of living so different from what I had known, so much better and full of richness, I look back at those days where I no longer wanted to be alive and think -it’s probably because I wasn’t alive. I had every responsibility and felt every drawback of life but was denied any of the good stuff. You showed me so much more than I ever knew was out there- you sort of saved my life by…showing me how to live it? That’s so cheesy, I-”

And now Sherlock is crying. So John starts crying.

6 AM: they’ve got themselves together by now and moved on to something a little lighter.

"Right…so, you mean to tell me that James Moriarty, criminal mastermind, scary man with an affinity for the latest in explosive fashion, still sleeps with a teddy bear?”


"How did you figure that one out?”

"It took a few-visits- to piece it together, mostly because I was in disbelief myself, but he shows signs of a stiff neck as if he sleeps in an extremely bent position with one arm hooked partially under himself, likely around a small item. Persistence of this soreness shows that he didn’t just sleep wrong once, he makes a habit of this position. But what really sealed the realization was the right thumbnail. Much shorter than all the others, wrinkled texture, dry skin around the edges where the rest of his finers are immaculately manicured. Exposed to moisture for long periods of time.”

"No fuckin way!”

"Oh yes. He sucks his thumb. What a terrifying creature.”

Hysterical laughter.

"I’m always curious what you could tell about me right away and what took you a bit longer.”

That’s a dangerous path John- not everyone wants to know what others can tell about them.”

"Yeah but I’m just tired enough to ask anyway.”

"Well, all the things I pointed out at Bart’s…then more and more about your childhood based on your dating habits…around a month after we moved in I had narrowed down the approximate size of your…tyre lever…”


"Well…I had underestimated, to be honest. Your stature is misleading, as I’m sure you know.”-

"So, that is to say, you were-”

"Incredibly anxious and then surprised in the best possible way.”

"I was going for ‘not disappointed’, but alright.”

"Not in the slightest. My God, not even a little. In fact, what’s the opposite of disappointed?”


"More than.”



7 AM: Talking has ceased. The sun seeps in at the sides of the drapes, pale and gray. It’s a bit chilly, but neither know- it’s aafe and warm in the bubble of their room.

Neither sleep until around noon, after tea and toast in bed- the rain hits the roof in steady droves, tapping occasionally at the window if the wind blows a certain way.

Sherlock gets absolutely no work done.
Inexorable (2)

Plot: How does is feel to be arranged to be married to a cocky, arrogant Mafia leader? Once you look at his face, you think you’re lucky, but then he opens his mouth.

Pairing: Jeon Jungkook x Reader

Genre: Angst, (eventual) smut, Mafia au!

Notes: Welp, since so many of you asked for it, here is a part two!! There are two other stories which need a continuation as well, so I might keep requests closed for a while.. Sorry about that. I hope you don’t mind. Feel free to ask me questions, though! Ya’ll are so nice to me! 2,053 Words

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 (FINAL)

The ride to the vacation home wasn’t as bad as you thought it would be. Your husband actually gave you the space you needed. There were brief glares exchanged between the two of you, a whole lot of drinking, and forced slumber – it was a 3 hour ride, after all. 

When the both of you had finally reached, the luggage was taken out by the bodyguards who had come along, and brought to your huge master bedroom. It was twice the size of your father’s office – if not, bigger – the bed was king-sized, and adorned with silk sheets. The walk-in wardrobe was already stacked with clothes for both sexes, making you wonder why you had even brought luggage in the first place.

“Too small, honestly,” Jungkook commented, plopping down on the couch by the fireplace. “My room is bigger than this.”

There he was, ruining the moment again. It was a good thing you were too exhausted to fight with him; but that didn’t mask over the fact that you still wanted to knock him out.


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Yeah so this is kind of a funny story. 1st pic is Lars from the pilot episode of steven universe, around the time og picture two someone said on tumblr that i looked like Lars (this was from 2014 or something). I see that now. Yesterday i dyed my hair pastel pink, and tonight i watched the latest episodes of steven universe from season 5. I cried so many times. Buy especially when Lars turned pink!!! Lars has changed and so have I (lol) but I really can relate. I just had to do a low key cosplay of Lars because we are so similar!!! And lol I also have had Ginger hair like Lars what. Is. It. With. Me. Making. Patterns. Everywhere. Idk I just thought this was cute. And yeah who doesn’t love Steven Universe???


Yeah, I had nothing better to do than to draw maps of the studios …

Just so you know, these maps are giving an idea of how it’s inside, but some of the dimensions are not exact (I did this watching let’s plays cuz I can’t buy the game) and some information (expecially pentagram) is missing. So if you find something to add just TELL ME and I’ll correct it !

(The secret rooms aren’t drawn)


Bendy And The Ink Machine belongs to TheMealty

Reaction - BTS - Talking Dirty

PROMPT: BTS’ reaction to you whispering something dirty to them while in public with the other guys.

I hope you all enjoy!~



(”I need you so badly, Kookie”)

He’d sigh in immediate frustration and turn his head to look at you, he hated how you knew exactly how to get his hormones rushing. For a few seconds he’d just stare and try to decide what he was gonna do, before looking away proudly. “Of course you do” he’d whisper back with a slight tint on his cheek, you were definitely in for a treat later though.

JK: “Ahh, baby why do you do this to me..”

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid


(”Can’t we go home sooner? I have a surprise for you~”)

He instantly knew what you were trying to do, making him giggle at you. “Oh yeah?” he’d teasingly say back, he quickly tried to figure out how to respond with something clever. His grin grew wider after you had replied. Maybe it was a grin of disbelief of how an amazing partner he’d gotten, or a grin of defeat because he knew he’d give in easily if you continued.

TH: “I’m gonna lose it they’re so perfect"

Originally posted by mvssmedia


(”Baby~ I want you…”)

A small gasp could be heard from him, one thing was very obvious about Jimin, he was weak to dirty talk. He turned and looked at you before biting his lip, eyes softly squinted. “Really?” he’d half-whisper out before looking around to see if the others payed attention to you two. After confirmation he’d smile to himself and wrap an arm around your waist proudly.

JM: “I’m so excited for tonight, jagiya”

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin



“Oh?” He’d quickly look up at you and smile, “is that so, baby?” he’d pretend you had said something completely different, mostly to conceal how much he’d want to go home at that moment. Mostly to save face from the others he’d pretend like nothing, but if you continued you would probably get your way.

NJ: “You are in so so much trouble, baby”

Originally posted by trash-for-bangtan


(”Can’t we go home babe?.. I need you”)

He’d hum in satisfaction and look at you with a small smile. “You need me?” he’d say without caring if the others heard, making you shush him, making him smirk widely. “Isn’t it warm?” he’d say to the others and pull on his shirt, showing off his collarbones, teasing you with a grin on his lips.

HS: “This could be fun”

Originally posted by yoongis--babygirl


(”Babe, I’m dripping for you..”)

Much like Namjoon he’d pretend like you said something completely else, but with a more cold feeling. “Oh really?” he’d stare at you, not amused with what you were trying to do, he’d tell you off once you’d gotten home. Before fucking you hard as punishment. 

Yg: “Really, baby? I can’t believe you”

Originally posted by jeonbase


(”Can we go somewhere else?”)

He’d smirk proudly to himself before blushing. “You’re so needy” he’d kinda laugh out quietly before kissing you sweetly. After a few minutes he’d come back to the subject, “So you wanna get out of here?” he’d grin at you and nod towards the door.

SJ: “Let me think about it”

Originally posted by jjilljj


WELCOME BACK TO ME, thank you. 
(Sorry this took so long, but I have tonsillitis and I’m sufferin’)



Plot: Jimin always thought his traditional Korean girlfriend was perfect – that was, until he realized how beautiful foreigners could be.

Pairing: Idol!Park Jimin x Backup Dancer!Reader

Genre: Angst, Fluff

Notes: I based this off of every single MTL I have seen of BTS dating a girl of a different race or a girl of color – Jimin always seems to be one of the people who were least likely to date one. I definitely do not think that Jimin is this ignorant in any way. This is only a work of fiction. This is for all the international beauties! 2,536 Words

Originally posted by bwipsul

“Oppa, I’m missing you so much!”

“I’m missing you too, my love. Don’t worry, I’ll be back in a few days, okay?”

One of the worst parts about tour was leaving lovers behind. For Jimin, it wasn’t only his lover, it was his home. He enjoyed tour, performing for all of the ARMYs around the world, going on stage; but he wasn’t a huge fan of being in a foreign country. He didn’t know English that well, and he wasn’t fond of being in a place where he couldn’t understand anything. 

“I know,” The soft voice of his significant other brought pink to his cheeks. “Call me when your rehearsal is over.”

“I will, I love you,” He glanced at the leader of his band, who was calling him over.

“I love you too.”

With that, he had ended the call with a sigh, and headed over to his band. It hadn’t even been a few minutes since he cut the call, and he was already missing her – a thought he had experienced after each long-distance conversation with his lover. The short male shook his head and got his head back in the game, his eyes going up to meet a group of people dressed in black.

“This is your dance crew for this city,” The manager announced to the band. “Not all of them know Korean, so if you have an queries, just talk to Jihoon. He is the leader.”

“We understand.”

Once that brief introduction was done, they were all left to their own devices for a few minutes, whilst the leader of the dance team talked to the leader of the band. Jimin had let himself scan over the people he would be working with; not that he would talk to them, he was just curious and bored. Most of them had masks on – no one had really caught his eyes, except for one person. 

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If Attack on Titan was in the style of “The Office”

Eren: *gets to work two hours before everyone else*

“HAHA those cowards. If they were real soldiers then they would be here early like me!” 

*falls asleep*

*wakes up as everyone is going home and realizes he slept through the entire work day* 


*explains to Mikasa and Armin that it was the fault of the titans” 

Mikasa: *glares angrily at Eren flirting with Levi*

“There’s no one here that I hate. However, if a certain individual in the survey corps were to suddenly catch fire and I was the only one who had a bucket of water…I’d drink the water.” 

*smiles evilly at Levi* 

Armin: *chaos erupting behind him*

“In my opinion, do I think I am smarter than everyone else?”

 *turns around to see everyone being dumb and building on fire*

“I would say it’s more of a fact.”

Jean: *staring at Marco* 

“Who do I think is the hottest in the trainee corps?”

 *shot of Marco doing something so unbelievably adorable and Jean blushing* 

“Yeah…I’d have to say me.” 

Marco: *smiling into the camera looking all cute*

“I know I said I’d wait till marriage but Jean told me that God can’t see in the dark.”


Reiner: *looking at Connie doing something stupid*

“Connie is the Survey Corps idiot. No one really knows how he is still alive.”

Bert: *looks anxiously into the camera*

“So umm….do you guys like….always record us…..even when we are having private conversations?” 

*shot of Bert and Reiner and Annie talking about being Titans* 

“Because ummm…..if you do…..that’s not cool bro.” 

Annie: *rolling her eyes*

“Look I’m here for two reasons and two reasons only. One, to get me a piece of that blonde booty over there 

*shot of Armin holding back Eren from punching Jean* 

and two, to murder everyone in their sleep.”

Sasha: *looking blankly into the camera and smiling*

“Every once in a while they make me murder a giant naked person. At first I was opposed to it but then I started noticing that every time I kill one they feed me. So here I am.”

Connie: *wearing a pink toupee* 

“Reiner said pink really brings out my eyes” 

*Reiner laughing his ass off in the back* 

“I think he’s right cause everyone in the trainee corps won’t stop staring at me.”

*everyone in the back rolling on the floor crying of laughter* 

Erwin: *on the topic of Levi*

“I’m not really sure what Levi does around here. He kind of just showed up and started killing Titans. I remember that day very clearly because my eyebrows were the fleekiest they have ever been. Did I say that right? Fleekiest? Fleeky? Fleek? I’m not sure, I heard a child say it once so I thought I’d sprinkle it into my vocabulary to make me sound hipper.” 

Levi: *sleeping in a chair* *talking in his sleep*

“Yeah……oh yeah….you’re so dirty. You’re a dirty little cabinet aren’t you?” 

*wakes up and sees camera* 

“Do you really have to record me while I sleep? Don’t you guys ever have to take a shit?” 

Hanji: *takes off her glasses* 

“Oh these things? They’re fake. I wear them to make myself look smarter. They actually impair my vision quite severely. But you have to pick and choose your battles, am I right?” 

*points finger guns at camera and winks* 

Moblit: *Hanji causes a science experiment to explode causing Moblit to lose his eyebrows*

“Honestly, at this point, I’m not even mad at her. I’m just mad at myself.”

Squad Levi: *Gunther, Eld, and Oluo wrapping each other in scotch tape* *Petra shaking her head in disapproval*

Petra- “I used to partake in their shenanigans until one day I realized I wasn’t 6 years old.” 

(I wish I could draw these but I cannot draw) *cries*