yeah i flipped it and what

anonymous asked:

Is there any way you can do a Clarke POV for "No One Can Lift the Damn Thing" please? (I was going through your fics and was listing all the ones I would want an Alt-POV for, and they all involved Bellamy as James Potter, wow I have A Type.)

I feel kinda bad calling this a Clarke POV but whatev I had fun I like social media AUs

Original fic and alt POV on AO3!!

Raven: Just got my invite to Finn and Ontari’s wedding

Me: Nope
Do you think they flipped a coin?
Or she just gave him an ultimatum?
You can invite one of your awkward exes
But only one
Choose wisely

Raven: Honestly, I’m guessing he never actually told his mom why we broke up
And given the choice between telling her he cheated on me and I dumped his ass
And just inviting me to his wedding
He invited me to his wedding

Me: Yeah, that’s definitely what happened
Are you going to go?

Raven: Yup
Got a hot girlfriend
I like his parents
And I want him to feel awkward about shit
Too bad he didn’t invite you

Me: I really don’t mind
I feel like I dodged a bullet

Raven: You could have brought Bellamy
Finn was jealous of him BEFORE he was famous for being hot
Imagine how much he’d hate seeing you guys together now

Me: You know, I was going to say Bellamy has better things to do than go to a wedding just to piss off Finn
But then I remembered this is Bellamy we’re talking about
So he’d probably do it

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anonymous asked:

So I'm ace and I'm in a relationship. But the thing is that sometimes I feel like there's too much romance. I wish we would just have a various relationship, like one time we would have fun like kids, then cuddle, then have fun again, then kiss and so on. But all we do is just being romantic and I kind of get annoyed of that. Am I maybe aro too?

Maybe? I mean it depends what if you defining as romance. You could have romantic feelings but loathe flowers and candle lit dinners or really whatever romantic activities are going on. Since on the flip side aromantics could adore the aesthetics of all of that but be like yeah, there is no romance here.

  • Shepard: So yeah this one time I had to seduce an ardat-yakshi
  • Liara: *spits out drink* you fuckinf WHAT
  • Shepard: yeah she nearly got me lmao it was pretty close
  • Liara: Y-
  • Liara: YOU-
  • Liara: WHAT
  • Shepard: hey it's chill the justicar I was working with killed her

Aries: “nope.” *pulls out weapon*
Taurus: “yeah, you can call me daddy” ;)
Gemini: “y'all need jesus.”
Cancer: *created daddy kink*
Leo: “wHY the HeLL DiD yOu CaLL HIm dADdY”
Virgo: “I’d like to leave this planet now”
Libra: “FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT” *back flips out a window*
Scorpio: “I’ve been called daddy 3 times today and its not even noon yet..”
Sagittarius: “I’ll be your daddy” ;^^))))
Capricorn: *cries silently in corner* “I hate this world..”
Aquarius: *still is confused what it means"*
Pisces: *throws bibles at everyone* “I AGREE WITH GEMINI, Y'ALL NEED JESUS”

Closet Artists

Request: “Paladins when s/o can draw and draws a pic of them when the paladin isn’t’ looking. (S/o get’s caught doing art of their partner lol)”

A/N: i live for these


  • He finds out when your sketchbook is lying open to some doodles of him and the team
  • Asks you about them
  • A little shocked that you would actually draw him
  • When you show him some more, he almost dies
  • They’re just. so. good?
  • He just loves your art so much


  • Is rummaging through some stuff to look for something
  • Finds your sketchbook, realizes it isn’t his, but it looks a little familiar and flips it open
  • Is really blushy when you find him looking through it
  • Realizes that this is what you were doing all the times he caught you staring at him
  • Will deny it, but he actually really likes how you draw him


  • Sees you drawing him while he’s just chilling out
  • Doesn’t say anything, but he starts to pose
  • When/if you realize, will either totally deny it or just, “yeah i’m modeling for you, you can draw and I’m hot.”
  • Doesn’t really see why you’re so embarrassed
  • Assures you that it’s good
  • Loves your style


  • He sees your sketches of him when he walks past you when you’re drawing
  • Stops and kinda just… what?
  • Is practically breathing down your neck to look at the sketches
  • Wonders why you’re drawing him
  • And then he’s like, draw me


  • She just steals your sketchbook
  • Like you’re asleep and she knows where you keep it and she just looks through it
  • She flips through like every page and finds all the ones of her(probs finds some drawings of Matt in there too)
  • Feels so nice??
  • Like, wow you think I’m interesting enough to draw me
  • Laughs when you freak out
  • Will purposefully turn away/move more when you’re trying to draw her

Author: kpopfanfictrash

Pairing: You / Mark

Rating: PG-13 

Word Count: 4,448

Summary: On a night out with your friends, you accidentally text the wrong number for advice. The guy on the other end of the phone is abrupt, harsh and kind of an ass - but he also happens to be right. Which explains why you keep texting him. Right?

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Casting Monsta X’s ALL IN MV

Starship Ent: Okay guys, for your next concept we think that you should play rebel, gay, refugee, witches! Now who wants to be the romantic duo?

Shownu: *robots out of the room*

Kihyun: NoTMEeEee *in 4 octaves*


I.M.: ditto *leaves*

Starship Ent: I guess that leaves Minhyuk and Hyungwon

Hyungwon: WAIT! What about Wonho?

Minhyuk: Yeah!

Starship Ent: *laughs* Now you all know that no one in their right mind would ever believe a Wonho ship. Hahaha we’re covering up 14 of his dating rookie idol trainee scandals as we speak!

Wonho: *nods* They are.

Minhyuk: Fine. I’m in. I’ll do it.

Hyungwon: Me too, but just don’t make it some lame romance with like some dramatic death in water or something.

Starship Ent: …….okay


Damon: I don’t know what’s happening to me, but so far, this thing has been nothing but trouble. Why did you give me this?
Caroline: It was Elena’s.
Damon: Yeah, I know that. Why does it mean anything to me? I hold it and I get this… little flicker of warmth. And then… it’s gone.
Caroline: What did that woman do to you?
Damon: After I flipped my switch, Sybil tinkered in my head. I don’t know what it was, but she did something to guarantee that all my feelings for Elena went away.

Jughead X Fem!Reader- Pool Party

My first requests! Pretty much what it says in the title! Thank you to @ficbucket ! I combined the two because I thought they worked as a pair haha Hope you enjoy! (I know I said they’d take longer but I couldn’t resist)

Flips between Second and Third person, dependent on point of view again so yeah, so I hope it makes sense! Tips, pointers and constructive criticism is always welcome ^^

Warnings: None!

Words: 1588


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Prompt: “What about an ‘If you keep looking at me like that, we wont make it to the bed/bedroom’ with Bones?” - @ababyinatrenchcoat

Word Count: 1,524

Warnings: Sexual Content

Author’s Note: I took an extra day or two with this one, but I think it was worth it. Enjoy my loves!

NaNoWriMo Word Count: 20,206/50,000

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LIARS!!!! OH GAWWWWWWD I HATE LIARS. And living in this neighborhood there is thousands of them!!!! Why the flip must people lie so damn much! Especially about stupid things! Like “Yeah, i just bought 5 cases of M-80’s in Oklahoma for about $5. And they are legal there and everything. Yeah my parents buy most of my guns, every once in a while i’ll use my 4,000 dollar paycheck and buy a shotgun or 2. And my brand new hummer just broke down on the highway when i was going 250mph. Stupid cars.” like that. now, what flaming part if any would a normal human being believe? And thats just one person!! Another BIG example is Brooks Brown (303-972-0602). Now, according to him, he has a 215 IQ, 5 other homes (2 in alaska, and 3 in Florida), 95mph fastball (he is only 16), runs a mile in about 5 minutes, has an uncle thats the former head of all the armed forces and has access to….Three Button… his other uncle is a multi-millionaire that lives in downtown detroit, and his neighbors are the chick that sang “r.e.s.p.e.c.t.” and the lead singer of Aerosmith. And that same uncle owns 30% of the stock of that tylenol company, And his grandparents gives..GIVES..him about 1000 dollars for each month, and his other Grandpa can blow up every house in America because all the houses have C-4 in the foundations. Again, according to Brooks Brown. OK, when people lie like that, its not impressive, no one believes it, it sounds just plain stupid, and its a friggin waste of my time.
—  Eric Harris
Avengers Preference- How They Act In Secret Relationship With You- Tony's Sibling

Pietro wouldn’t really be careful about it at all and it would piss Wanda off since you’re her friend.
“Pietro! You need to be more careful! You know Stark will kill you if he finds out.” Wanda says, telling her brother off.
“Pfff, yeah, but he’s gotta catch me first.” He tells her with a cheeky grin before speeding away. 

Natasha wouldn’t take it seriously and would tease you about it. I mean she was doing this for you but it’s still fun to mess with you.
“Oh boy…” Your girlfriend says after taking off her shirt.
“What?! What?!” You flip out and turn around thinking your brother was out the window; but all you got was thunderous laughs from behind you.
“Not funny!” You scold her as you turn around hitting her. 

Clint would try to be really careful about what he says because he’s the one who wants to keep it a secret and not you; but you do make comments and things that could give it away. 
“Hey Clint, I didn’t get the chance to tell you the other night but your suit looked really nice at the party.” Tony says as he walks through the room you and Clint were reading in. 
“Thanks Tony.”
“Yeah, looked real sexy.” You say to him with a cheeky grin and quickly get back to reading.
Tony just scoffs and goes into the other room but Clint is more concerned and gives you a bit of a look.
“Really babe?” He says after he knows Tony is far away.
“Sssshhh he might hear us.” You say mocking him and laughing. 

Bucky would want to see you all the time but couldn’t, with the whole ‘Tony hates him’ thing, so he sneaks into your room when it’s late and Tony thinks your sleeping, but always leaves before 12 because he loves you and wants you to get sleep.
“Alright, I love you but I got to go.” He says to you as he gives you a kiss.
“Wait don’t forget your shirt.” You say to him as he climbs out the window.
“Oh of course.” He tells you as he quickly leaves through the window hearing footsteps. 

SovietWomble Prompts!

(Because his videos are the funniest and most uplifting thing I know)

“Me and my flip-flops are ready to go.”

“I am now poor.”

*Alone in the woods* A: *weirdly calm* “There’s something walking towards us from behind you guys.” *B and C freak out*

“How can someone be so cute?”


“I thought you were watching?” “Yeah, I was, I stopped paying attention.”

“My scuba suit protects me from your bullshit.”

“God, fucking damn it A, you piece of…good job.” “What was that?” “I’m rebranding myself as the nice guy.” … “You lasted all but 7 seconds.”

“Surprise!” *explosion*

“English is not my first language, okay?” “You’re American.”

“A, what’s wrong with him?” “Many things.”

“I have got a plan!” “Which is?” “A terrible plan.”

“I don’t think I’ve ever spoken to you when you’re not eating.”

“A, I think you should take one for the team and run off as bait as the rest of us survive.”

“I’m under attack by a bucket!”

“I haven’t heard a word of the briefing, I was too amazed by the hand gestures.”

“We have a small technical issue.” “Which is?” “I seem to have run out of bullets.” “…it’s been five minutes.”

“You need your medication, come back here!”

“Why do you have a gun, A?” “’Cause it’s Thursday.”

“You lied to me!” “It’s not my fault you’re an idiot.”

“I really like dolphins, I wanna see one!”

“You can’t have a secret dance club, we have a job to do!”

“I’m a funky janitor.”

“If A starts saying something odd, just ignore him/her/them.”

“There are civilians in the village.” “I think the way you pronounce that is acceptible casualities.” “NO.”

“So you’re now just gonna kill people for just being tempted for deserting?” 

“I’d like for you to know you are a piece of human shit.”


“Turns out these are just the noises A makes when he/she/them is alone in his/hers/their room.”

“Clearly we lead different lifestyles.”

“Were you dropped on your head as a child?”

“SHUT UP, I’m trying to impose Zen you dumb bitch!”

*inhales helium* “Fuck you A.”

“Do NOT search that on Google!”

“I don’t know whether to eat Pringles, breathe or laugh!”

“He’s never gonna shut up about that now.”

“No more button pressing, okay?!”

“Everything is black, is this heaven?”

“Really? You’re gonna hide under the building like a house cat?”

“A? Can you stop touching my knee?”

“Um, my vision has gone green.” “You have green sunglasses on.” “Ah, that might be the reason.”

“If you’re not on a no-fly list somewhere in the world, someone is not doing their job.”

“Don’t open that.” “Wha-” *explosion* “…You could have told me you put a freaking bomb in there!”



“Did you see the way my hips were moving?”

“Are you in the habit of tattooing everyone unconcious?”

“My echolocation was not very effective.”

“My tummy hurts.”

“Is he going to go sulk in the corner?”

“That’s um… staggeringly unhelpful actually.”

“No, I’m having a snack, leave me alone.”

“Do those things and then jump off a bridge.”

“Look, think of it as science.”

“A,” “Yes?” “I want you-” “I want you too!” “-to…” “Oh we were talking about something else, my bad.”


“I didn’t appreciate your insults to my mother yesterday.”

“I have an auto-sniper and exactly zero shame.”

“Ahahahahaha, you’re so- fuck you.”

“Whenever you do something awesome it’s ‘Oh look at me’ but whenever you screw up it’s ‘Oh we’re a team’.”

“You are actually hiding in a hedge.”

“Don’t worry boys, pappas’ got this.”

“I know Psychology, I use it on you.” “What do you you mean you use it on m-” “Nevermind.”

“I’ll hit you.” “Sorry.”

“A continues to amaze me.”

“We only had about three hundred bullets, and you’ve just wasted all of our ammunition in case we get attacked?”

“Dude, something’s happening.”

“I literally have no control over myself.”

“I just wanted you to know that I genuinely despise your existence you piece of shit.”

“In my eyes A, you are a beautiful caterpillar.” “What?!”

Oh no, what appears to have happened?”

“I will not leave you A.” C: ”I will.”

“I do not trust you, turn around!”

“Where were you guys when they were trying to BLOW UP THE FRICKING BUILDING?!”

“Sorry, is this supposed to be spooky?”

“I technically landed.”

“Make it interesting…nOT THAT INTERESTING!”

“I thought there was a guy in front of me but it was my own shadow.”

“Well we can tick ‘genocide’ off out to do list.”

“That’s a lot of dead people.”

“You ran in front of a machine gun?!”

“I don’t have Medi’stuff’, I didn’t expect the two of you to be this incompetent.”

“Stop parkouring and come get this jewelry.”

“Gayness?” “Gayness.”

“I don’t want to look because I’m scared.”

“Something just went ‘boom’.”

“Okay, that wasn’t where I left it!”

“We’re gonna go around the tornado.”

“No, no, no, don’t you dare say you can’t fly! FLY!”

“You’re so useless it’s not even funny.”

“Hey guys, I have an idea, why don’t you fuck off?

“I’m going to hide and if that fails…surrender.”

“Dipshit?” “Hmm?” “….the fact that you responded to ‘Dipshit’…”

“I have been trapped in my bathroom for the last 3 hours.”

  • Glenn: ok so we obvs know we can't date/marry commoners it just wouldn't work out
  • Keith: well duh
  • Joshua: that goes without saying
  • Glenn: no
  • Roberto: BROS OVER BLOODLINES *attempts to chest bump Glenn*
  • Glenn: stop
  • Edward: ~*~*~*Ah, my lady friend guest for this ball has arrived, like a beautiful bud bursting into brilliant blossom*~*~*~
  • Roberto: yeahhhhhh whatever he just said!
  • Glenn: ok so who is--
  • MC: hi
  • Keith: o//A//o
  • Joshua: >//n//<
  • Glenn: .//_//.
  • Wilfred: .//3//.
  • Roberto: O//W//O
  • Edward: ^//_//^
  • MC: *casual hair flip* v//3//v
  • Roberto: y'know what I totally takesies that backsies, it's ladies over mati--
  • Keith: *shoves him out of the way* MOVE
  • Wilfred: *wheels by on a hoverboard, scoops MC up in a princess-carry and rolls off like a boss*
  • Glenn: NOT ON MY WATCH
  • Edward: ~*~*~*oh dear*~*~*~
  • MC: >//w//o
If Zootopia was a Reality TV Show

Nick (talking to camera): So I’m dropping hints that I’m interested in her..

Various clips of Nick popping up out of nowhere are shown in succession:

At Judy’s desk:

Nick: Date me?

Judy(in monotone): no.

At water cooler:

Nick(with bedroom eyes): Date me?

Judy: *sighs*

On metro:

Nick: Don’t you love me?

Judy: Technically

Nick: Well what better reason than-

Judy: no.

Getting lunch:

Nick: So this is a date, right?

Judy: Yep!

Nick: Really?

Judy: no.

In filing room:

Nick: Oh, come on. What do you have to lose?

Judy: How about my dignity and self-respect?

Nick: I can’t be that bad.

Judy(smiling): yeah, you’re worse.

Flips back to Nick:

Nick: Last Monday she hesitated before rejecting me so I guess you could say I’m making progress. *raises eyebrows suggestively*

Flips to Judy talking to coworker:

Judy: -and I cannot stand him.

Nick: You know, I can stop if you ask me to.

Judy: How do you keep showing up everywhere?!

Nick: I’m sneaky. It’s kinda my thing, Carrots. If you want me to stop just say so.

Judy: Well I- that’s…

Nick: Uh huh. Admit it. You want me to like you. *lowers voice* Like-Like you.

Coworker: I’m just gonna…go…now 

Nick: I’m right, aren’t I?

Judy: Shut up.

what i say: oh yeah u could say i like the rvb s9 soundtrack

what i mean: [kicks a trashcan] BACK IN BLACK HARD AS STONE [throws a rock] NEED NO FRIENDS WORK ALONE [does a flip] 3 ON 1 BUT THEY SHOULDA SENT 4 [executes a perfect split] EVERY TIME U GET UP BACK ON THE FLOOR [swan dives off a cliff]

anonymous asked:

Hey sunny! What's your favorite part of drawing digitally? (Mines is there not being any marks left from erasing lines and also the drawing looking exactly how you see it when you upload it unlike traditional that you need to edit it for it to look accurate.)

hmm I think the fact you can make a sketch and color it right away without having to fix everything properly first is a big plus, also just resizing/moving parts of a picture without having to redraw it all, the flip canvas option (you need one of those things with the light under them for that on paper)

but yeah also what u said (scanning my traditional drawings always ruined the quality so much I needed an extra hour just for editing)

shiroxkuro1999  asked:

Omfg the box is open. Wow. Anyway, hey mama! I trust you're doing good and preparing to rip our hearts from our chests with another wonderful chapter? Haha, yeah I know you are. But here's my real question: In a previous ask, you said that Levi wouldn't be top in Ereri. But does that apply to all ships involving Levi? What about Eruri and LeviHan or Levi x anyone else? Is he just a sub in general, or is it only with Eren? I'm curious, mama! This info is important! For science, of course.

I love how you all flip your shit when I open the ask haha. Levi is just not the guy to take initiative in sexual things in general . He’s too much of a dork for that.

Being short and dating Peter would include..
  • . You where already the shortest avenger, so when Peter joined, it was Just one more person taller than you
  • . You could no longer use the excuse that everyone was older than you, because Peter was almost exactly your age
  • . “What? I can’t hear you down there”
  • . Peter would often pick you up to kiss you, I mean yeah, you could just stand on your tiptoes. But it was more fun that way
  • . Peter places everything up high so you need his help
  • . “Hi shorty”
  • . Even though your tiny, you can still beat Peter in a fight, anytime
  • . Like one day, Peter was really getting on your nerves and you just flipped him over onto his back
  • . Piggyback rides
  • . “ Peter please be shorter”

Hey! I hope you like it! If you have any suggestions for Marvel or Harry Potter HC’s please send them!