yeah i don't know anyone else

Harry's interview on Quotidien
  • I: Can you hear me?
  • H: Yes
  • I: Welcome to Paris!
  • H: Thank you
  • I: How are you? Can you answer in French?
  • H: Good! A little bit. A tiny bit. Très bien et toi ?(very good and you?)
  • I: Very good, thank you. We start our interviews with “can you give us your five favourites words in English or French. Or a French sentence”. Someone told me you knew a French sentence.
  • H: Comment vous faites un café si délicieux? (How do you make such a delicious coffee?)
  • I: OK, that’s good.
  • H: That’s all I have.
  • I: Do you say it very often?
  • H: No... Yes
  • I: What does France mean to you? Is it something, someone etc...?
  • H: Best people I’ve known... I think her, *shows a fan* I guess. Fabien Barthez.
  • I: Yes, Fabien Barthez. Harry, you’re 23 years old and you’re one of the best known pop-star in the world. Everybody has expectations with your new album and single Sign Of The Times. Why did you choose that song? This is not what people were expecting.
  • H: I think I wanted to.. I've always liked music that made me feel something. You know I think writing it I could feet something I wanted to bring it out. I think it's a good indicator for me of what the album is to me. That's why I wanted to go with that first.
  • I: Billboard wrote that the single was "one of the more ambitious opening statements in pop this decade". Not bad, isn't it?
  • H: Thanks!
  • I: Do you have friends working at Billboard?
  • H: I don't know anyone at Billboard.
  • I: When we listen to the song we think of David Bowie, Queen, who else did you think of?
  • H: I mean, I think everyone, anything, any song you've ever listened to growing up or throughout your life or you've enjoyed, inspired you. There are a lot of different things. I wanted to just write and see what came out. I didn't know what I sounded like to make an album. So this process was as interesting for me as I think it will be for people listening to the album for the first time.
  • I: Do you know French singers other than Serge Gainsbourg? That's a tricky question.
  • H: I know Woodkid. He directed my music video.
  • I: Why him?
  • H: I think his videos are amazing, he's a really talented guy and I love French people so I worked with him.
  • I: When you're in Spain, do you say that you love Spanish people?
  • H: No!
  • I: It seems like everything has been easy...
  • H: Great tie.
  • I: You think so? It's French.
  • H: It's not a Spanish tie, isn't it?
  • I: Can I see your loafer? Oh yes! What is the brand? That's not French, isn't it? It's Italian.
  • H: No.
  • I: That's from the European Union!
  • H: Probably yeah.
  • I: It seems like everything has been easy for you, is it true?
  • H: Was what simple?
  • I: Your life, everybody wants a life like yours, with One Direction...
  • H: I mean, I feel very lucky to be able to make music, I feel very lucky to be able to make this, I feel very lucky today being in France and performing my song. I love this song. I can't complain.
  • I: What were the unpleasant things?
  • H: *thinking*
  • I: I don't know, say only one thing.
  • H: I think when you care so much about something, it's hard to get to the point where you feel like it's finished and it feels like you're adding and it never ends and it adds up. So I think the hardest part was getting into that point and be like "ok that's finished."
  • I: You said to the Rolling Stone magazine that most of the album was inspired by a woman. Really?
  • H: No I think, honestly, the album is much more about me than it is about anyone else. I think if I said the album is about a woman it kind of feels like, I don't know, I put a lot of work into this. I don't feel like it revolves around woman. It's a lot about me and things I've never said before. It's more about me.
  • I: How did you start with a boy band and end with a solo career? Is it complicated?
  • H: It's been a lot of fun. You know we were very lucky to get to do some amazing things and at the moment in our lives, we're in a time where everyone is trying their own thing and have a good time. It's been amazing to see everyone doing their own thing as well. If I can do as well as the others, it'd be amazing.
  • I: Do you call them everyday or text them? Do you use What's app?
  • H: I don't have that.
  • I: Why?
  • H: Yes we talk, absolutely. And everyone is bringing stuff out. It's been a lot going on. It's been a good time.
  • I: This is the album cover! Can you describe it? Why did you choose this picture?
  • H: Yeah. So, I don't know. I worked with photographer Harley Weir, I'm a massive fan of her work. And that's amazing and I was lucky enough to work with her. I felt like this was what I wanted.
  • I: Why is it pink? Why the water? Why your back? Why? It's beautiful but why is it pink?
  • H: I don't know, man!
  • I: Really? You don't know?
  • H: I don't know. I don't think I want...
  • I: Apparently pink is Rock'n'roll's colour.
  • H: Apparently so. I don't know. I think it means something to me and if it means anything to anyone else, I wouldn't want to take away from that by explaining it. I think the cool thing about stuff like photos and art is you can just leave it. You don't have to explain it.
  • I: Everybody sees what they want to see.
  • H: Yes exactly.
  • I: Have you seen this?
  • *video of people reacting to Harry's single*
  • I: Your fans record themselves while listening to the song for the first time. You can hear relevant analysis and apparently they all really liked it. Do you read what people say about you on social media? On Youtube, Twitter, Instagram? Do you use Instagram?
  • H: Yes I use it a little bit.
  • *The public disagrees with Harry*
  • H: Yes I use it a little bit. I mean I wish everyone was having as good time as the girl who was like that with her hands. That's what I do when I listen to the song.
  • I: Are you the one using your Instagram? Do you use your own fingers or someone else does it for you?
  • H: Yes, I do mine.
  • I: Do you still vote in Redditch?
  • H: In?
  • I: Redditch!
  • H: That's where I was born?
  • I: Yes.
  • H: I don't live in Redditch.
  • I: So you don't vote there. Where did you vote?
  • H: London, yeah.
  • I: What do you think of the Brexit? Welcome to Europe!
  • H: Thank you very much, thanks. I mean, I don't really comment on politics. To me, anything that brings people together is better than things that pull people apart. That's ... yeah.
  • I: Yet, you are in favour of equality of rights, men, women, gay people, straight people... That's politics.
  • H: I don't know. It doesn't feel like politics. I think stuff like equality feels much more fundamental. I feel like everyone is equal. That doesn't feel like politics to me.
  • I: Your fans are fetishists. They know all of your tattoos, piece of jewellery, they have heart attacks when you cut your hair. Right now you're playing with their feelings. Do you know that?
  • H: Oh ok.
  • I: Yes! What is your favourite tattoo?
  • H: I think... I have a.. probably. I don't know, actually.
  • I: Which one is the latest?
  • H: The latest is this one there. *shows Arlo* And this one. *shows Jackson*
  • I: Jackson? All of them?
  • H: Yes.
  • I: What's the story behind your haircut? How much did you spend on hair products with One Direction?
  • H: Yeah, like a lot. I used a lot, yeah.
  • I: You're in Dunkirk, Christopher Nolan's new movie.
  • H: Yes.
  • I: How did you do?
  • H: I auditioned.
  • I: Look at you there.
  • H: I am, that's me.
  • I: Yes.
  • H: I auditioned and it was great. It's going to be a really cool movie.
  • I: Harry, it feels like we know you since you're a baby. The whole world discovered you in 2010 on X Factor.
  • *video of Harry's X Factor audition*
  • I: You auditioned alone but Simon Cowell had an idea... he put you in a band with Zayn, Louis, Liam and Niall. You became One Direction. You found the name One Direction and you sold millions of albums. One Direction are soon considered as the new Beattles and you filled the biggest stadiums. The whole world was talking about you. When you go out we prayed for your eardrums. You became UK's pride. David Cameron is in one of your music videos, your sang for the Queen. But in 2015... bang! Zayn left the band, fans couldn't get over it. But don't worry, their favourite is now on the cover of the Rolling Stone magazine, he's in Christopher Nolan's new movie, he's Mick Jagger on SNL... What you don't know is that we've met in 2012. You were in France to promote an album and now I have questions. First one! When you're in a car and fans are all around you, do you see that?
  • *video of fans around a car*
  • H: I think I've actually lost my shoe there. When I got in the car... I got in the car and I was like "how many shoes do I have?" Yes I lost my shoe.
  • I: I have another question! Do you still do that before going on stage?
  • *video of Harry and Lou*
  • I: Can we do it?
  • H: No.
  • *does it anyway*
  • I: What is the weirdest question someone asked you?
  • H: I think it was actually a French interview. I got asked if I would pee in a sink... Yeah.
  • I: Ok, that's weird!
  • H: It was the first question, the first question.
  • I: It puts you in the mood.
  • H: Yeah.
  • I: What is the question you never want to be asked ever again? Did I asked you that question?
  • *Harry asks the public*
  • H: Which one? Oh crush.
  • I: What?
  • H: Crush.
  • I: Oh ok. I didn't ask it! Did you know that a French author wrote a novel about you. It's called "Styles", it's about his obsession with you. It's in French. You can translate it.
  • H: Oh! Is that true?
  • I: Yes it's true. He dedicated to you. It's called "Styles" and it's a really good book. Read it!
  • H: Thank you.
  • I: Thank you very much Harry Styles for coming tonight. His first eponymous album comes out on the 12th May. Thank you Harry Styles.
  • H: Thank you.
  • I: Have a safe journey home.
  • Izzy: Magnus gave me a new cookbook!
  • Alec: Magnus? My boyfriend? The one who loves me? Really?
  • Izzy: Yes, Alec, I don't know anyone else by the name of Magnus
  • Alec:
  • Jace, hissing at Alec: is your boyfriend trying to kill us?!
  • Jace, smiling at Izzy: That's nice of him
  • Izzy: Yeah, it is! He said it was 'payback' for interrupting him and Alec last week. He said it'd be nice if I cooked for you tonight, Jace, since he's taking Alec out for dinner. I'm not quite sure how that's payback though...
  • Jace, paling: ...Alec
  • Alec: Dinner? That sounds lovely, I'll leave right away
  • Jace: Alec!

as much as I love the angst potential of Steve and Tony being willing to die for each other, i also want Steve and Tony being willing to do anything to get back to each other.

give me Steve outnumbered in a fight, staring down some villain who’s holding an unconscious Tony hostage. what would you do for your precious lover, Captain? sneers the villain, or something cheesy like that, and Steve’s answer is tear all of you apart and that’s exactly what he does. then he calmly scoops Tony into his arms so he can get him to medical and afterwards they can go home.

give me Tony trapped in a room without his suit while some other baddie gloats over the intercom how he’s torturing Captain America in the next room, given the ultimatum i’ll only let one of you go, Stark, who’s it going to be? and Tony plays along, crying and begging for them to take him instead, and when they actually fall for it, he detonates the handmade explosives he had made and planted while the goddamn idiots weren’t looking. he neatly picks his way through the rubble, finds Steve, and calls for extraction, so he can get Steve to safety where Tony can hold his hand while he heals.

give me either of them battered, beaten, and bone-tired, about-to-collapse exhausted, hanging onto their last shred of life, and they don’t close their eyes and think it’s okay if i die, because at least i’m keeping him safe. instead they push themselves back on their feet and grit their teeth and keep fucking fighting because yeah they’d die for each other, but above that, above everything else, they’d live for each other.

anonymous asked:

do the cats and buns get along?

yeah, pretty well.

I kept them separate for a year, but tbh it works better to free range them? the cats don’t seem to stress them - I’ll walk into my room & find cats + buns snoozing together in a beam of sunlight. still, if I move somewhere with more space (think that’ll be in May) I plan on separating them again, just to be safe.

I haven’t shared my buns much on this blog bc I know this is a controversial arrangement. 

Best Friend Starters
  • "Want to go somewhere?"
  • "Wait. Wait. You did what now?"
  • "Hey. How's it going?"
  • "I am sooooo bored."
  • "Yeah. Yeah, we could do that. Or we could sit around and do nothing."
  • "What fresh hell did you get me into?"
  • "When's the last time you bathed?"
  • "Got anything to eat?"
  • "What did I tell you about touching my stuff?"
  • "You're dating my ex?"
  • "Please tell me you have coffee."
  • "How do I look?"
  • "Let me give you some advice..."
  • "Drink up."
  • "You look ridiculous."
  • "I'm not going and you can't make me."
  • "What do you think I should wear?"
  • "Screw them. They don't know what they're missing."
  • "Can we not actually do this?"
  • "Pizza?"
  • "Is anyone else coming?"
  • "I'll walk with you."
  • "You look like you need a hug."
  • "Forget about 'em. You're better off."
  • "Pain gets better with time and alcohol."
  • "You need me to kick their ass?"
  • "Don't leave me hanging."
  • "Did you see that?"
  • "I leave no one behind."
  • "I don't suppose you have any idea what to do now..."
  • "Tea? Scone?"
  • "Stop being so melodramatic."
  • "I'm here for you."
  • "Give me five minutes."
  • "Why do I even hang out with you?"
  • "You know I would do anything for you, right?"
  • "Maybe you should cut down on the booze."
  • "That has got 'nope' written all over it."
  • "What's the worst that could happen?"
how each ascendant takes compliments
  • (take with a grain of salt)
  • aries ascendant: "i know right?"
  • taurus ascendant: "awww stop it.."
  • gemini ascendant: "hah yeah! true and i read something the other day that said exactly that and also can i borrow your phone?"
  • cancer ascendant: "awwww thanks!!" *blushes*
  • leo ascendant: *dies inside* "btw did i say i love being around you more than anyone else?? you're the actual best!"
  • virgo ascendant: *hates that you even noticed something that they didn't* "thank you."
  • libra ascendant: "nooo stop it! i'm not but YOU are!"
  • scorpio ascendant: *feels like they need to hide because something got pointed out* "thanks."
  • sagittarius ascendant: "don't be silly, i'm just your average joe! nothing to see here!" *cracks joke*
  • capricorn ascendant: *freezes, puts whole life on hold for a minute* "really?"
  • aquarius ascendant: "i'm a dork tho"
  • pisces ascendant: "thanks love! i do try my best! i always mess up somehow though! *flails* *is a hot mess*
Keys
  • Jaehwan : Hey guys I came to return Jinnie's keys~
  • Jaehwan : Anyone home??
  • Hoseok : *Shouting* We're in the kitchen!
  • Jaehwan : Oh~hey guys-
  • Jaehwan : ...Where's Jinnie?
  • Jaehwan : You know what, I'll just go look for him myself.
  • Taehyung : Wait!
  • Taehyung : *Death stares* Jinnie hyung is having a shower, I don't think he'd appreciate people walking in.
  • Jaehwan :
  • Jaehwan : Does that happen to have anything to do with the fact that all your wrists are tied to dinning table?
  • Namjoon : That depends-
  • Jimin : Would you believe us if we say no?
  • Jaehwan: Not a chance.
  • Bonus:
  • Yoongi : And stop calling hyung Jinnie!
  • Jungkook : Yeah! Or else-
  • Jaehwan : Or else what? You gonna come and punch me?
  • Yoongi :
  • Jungkook :
  • Yoongi : Today is your fucking lucky day.
  • Jungkook : Dw hyung I'll deck him WITH THIS GOD DAMN DINNING TABLE.
  • Jin : *comes in* NO YOU WILL NOT.
  • Bangtan : *gasp* shit.
  • Jaehwan : Oh thank God.
Viktor and his thoughts on Otabek
  • *Viktor sees Otayuri togther Angel Viktor and Demon Viktor appear on his shoulders*
  • Demon: THAT PUNK IS TRYING TO STEAL OUR SON WE MUST GET RID OF HIM!!!
  • Viktor: You're right!
  • Angel: But look how cute and happy Yurio looks!
  • Viktor: He never smiles like that at anyone...
  • Demon: YOU REALLY THINK THAT GANGSTER HAS GOOD INTENTIONS WITH OUR CHILD?!
  • Viktor: Yeah I mean he DID kidnap him hmm...
  • Angel: Oh please do you honestly think someone like him would hurt Yurio?
  • Demon: HE COULD!!!
  • Angel: But he doesn't! Sure when Yurio gets married and leaves us for him....
  • Viktor: NUU I DON'T WANT MY BABY TO LEAVE ME!!!
  • Angel: Please Viktor you know you want Yurio to be happy with him or else I wouldn't exist...
  • Demon and Viktor: B-BUT HE'S OUR BABY WE MUST PROTECT HIM-
  • Angel: From what??? A loving relationship??? A happily ever after??? We didn't call him a Hero for nothing~
  • Demon: ...
  • Viktor: ...
  • Angel: ...
  • Demon: Can we at least act scary and threatening when he's around???
  • Viktor: Pleaseeeeee~ I like seeing him tremble at the sight of me!
  • Angel: Why not? Just make sure Yuuri is with you when you do??? I can only do so much to stop you from trying to kill him...
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I’ve been really into Circus Gothica Fenton lately…

I’m sorry, the old Eden can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, ‘cause she’s dead!

anonymous asked:

Hiii! Can i request an imagine with Prompto? Considering his origins he probably would't be able to have kids, or so he thought until, ten years later his captive, his s/o tells him she is pregnant. However his old insecurities and knowing he should tecnically be sterile lead Prompto to think his lover cheated on him with Ignis, whom his s/o has grown close in the years. Happy endings but a little angst in the middle :) thank you!

I honestly love this so much. If I wasn’t over the word count so much already, I would include Ignis more in it, but I like to think that it’s not half bad. Hopefully anon will agree! I also tried to keep the gender of the baby neutral since I wanted the reader to imagine the gender as the gender they would someday want if or when they had kids. 

Tagging the senpais: @roses-and-oceans @bespectacled-girl (I know you don’t want kids but indulge me) @gladiolus-mamacitia @itshaejinju 

Please Believe Me
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Word Count: 4,116

Originally posted by p1n3c0n3

“I’m…a Lucian" 

That face, the face that has haunted Prompto’s nights for a little over ten years. That same fucking face that was always more daemonish than it was in the memory, the face that appeared in the dream with screaming children behind him that were bred and forced into being daemonish machines like livestock as they all reached out to Prompto, begging him with their eyes to kill them. Even Prompto, with his pretty knowledgeable skills with a gun, wouldn’t be able to give all of those children in his dreams the mercy they so much deserved, as there was always so many of them. But the man, the face with the horrifically stinky breath that made Prompto’s insides rot whenever it reached Prompto’s icy cold cheeks, the face that was a monster and daemon in every sense of the word…

That monster who was supposedly his father…

Always there, in his dreams, to tell him his worst fears. 

“You’re nothing but a failure," 

Prompto stares into the mean eyes of a man so devoid of life, of humanity that Prompto feels his own soul being sucked away-but despite it all, he manages his next sentence as he always does in his dream…his nightmare. "I-I’m not one of your experiments," 

"You’re nothing but a clone-you can never possibly have a normal life," 

It wasn’t true-he was normal, Prompto could recognize that he was dreaming because memories of his recent life, ten years after being trapped in Niflheim were coming back to him in a wave of a wonderful and happy life that he desperately clinged to, even in his dreams. 

Falling in love with you. 
"She could never love you," 
Asking you to marry him. 
"You could never make her happy," 
The tears that flowed from your eyes and the smile you gave him when you said yes. 
"She will leave," 
Those same exact tears and smile when you told him you were pregnant.
"You cannot be her husband. You cannot be a father," 

Father…night upon night of this same exact dream and this bastard never questioned Prompto’s ability to be a father until now. The gall of this man, the man who had bred and passed his own ‘children’ around like a litter of puppies, all for his twisted and demeaning experiments. This man, questioning his ability to be a father. 

"I am a better father than you could ever be,” The words muttered are so dark and shaky from anger that even Prompto doesn’t recognize his own voice. 

“You are a clone,” 

“Shut up,” Squeezing his eyes tightly shut, Prompto told himself, tried to convince himself that it was time to wake up. 

“You are worthless," 

"Shut. UP,” He knew he was dreaming-all he had to do was…wake up. 

“Failure," 

"SHUT UP,” He was screaming, but he didn’t care-Prompto looked up and opened his eyes to face the man who was one of the most evil men Prompto had ever met, save short for Ardyn Izunia…

But Verstael Besithia was gone-and in his place stood Prompto’s best friend, the person who Prompto thought could never ever betray him and didn’t have a bitter bone in his body. The person who grew closer and closer to you, the love of Prompto’s life, every single day, the person who Prompto began to dread seeing every day more and more. 

Ignis Scientia, who whispered one word that made Prompto’s heart practically stop. 

“Infertile,”

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anonymous asked:

I wonder why even Jackson would have come back for Scott or rather why he asked for him. Jackson never showed a lick of interest in him and I don't think anyone outside of BH actually cares about what is happening in this shit hole


I mean, he didn’t come back when Lydia was trapped in Eichen House for Season 5. And god knows he cared for Lydia a hell of a lot more than he ever cared for anyone else. 

But yeah, he comes back for Scott? 

Fuck off with that nonsense. 

And the thing is, there are plenty of reasons Jackson could be back, but no, they had to use him to prop up Scott, just like they used Derek. 

Why are you back in Beacon Hills, Jackson? 

1. My parents threatened to cut me off unless I came back to visit. I wasn’t expecting you idiots to have opened a hell mouth. 

2. My parents are divorcing. I’m here to play nice and let them fight it out by seeing which one of them can spend the most in an attempt to buy my love. 

3. The Nemeton called me back. It does that to supernatural creatures, remember? 

I’m particularly partial to Number 3, because it’s canon compliant, involved no extraneous explanations at all, and also explains why Derek and Ethan are back as well. 

And that took me a thirty second brainstorming session to get to. I’m not sure why Jeff Davis never thought of it either. 

Oh, wait. He was too busy forcing all his characters’ heads up Scott’s ass. 

Lovely Thing Number Thirty Five:
  • The Child Ace: I don't have a crush on anyone at all. So, HA! You can't tease me about it.
  • Parents: Yeah, they haven't grown out of the cootie phase. So cute.
  • The Early Teens Ace: Wow. Everyone else seems to be really into this stuff. Why am I different? Is there something wrong with me?
  • Parents: We're starting to worry that they're having a secret partner we don't know of. We haven't heard of a single crush, how weird is that?
  • The Late Teens Ace: Am I...am I broken? Alright, Google, don't fail me. Asexual? Oh. Why haven't I heard of this before?
  • Parents: They're probably gay.
  • College Age Ace: Mom, Dad? I want to tell you that I'm asexual. I don't really feel sexual attraction towards anyone.
  • Parents: No, sweetie, you're too young to say that. It'll come in time. You're just a late bloomer.
  • College Ace: I've literally had a fully formed figure since high school and most people develop that way in middle school. I don't think it's just gonna magically happen
  • Parents: *knowing smirk* Just wait.
  • The Ace, in their 30s: Nope. Still asexual.
Rant: Idols + Military Enlistment

Is it just me that thinks it’s highkey annoying when people find out their idols are enlisting, they’re like “why do they have to do this” “it’s not fair” “don’t make them enlist” blah blah bleh

1. Try understanding and educating yourself about Korea and their politics, and why they have the mandatory enlistment policies in the first place

2. Military service is a sign of honor in Korea. And idk about you, but honor is very very VERY serious and is not taken lightly specially in Asia

3. Just because they are celebrities and they’re your faves does not mean they should be exempt from service. You know what happens when celebrities get special privileges regarding military service? They get major disrespect from the people.

4. Currently, with the whole military policies changing and stuff, I see so many people complaining and saying it’s unfair, and a lot of them are from international fans. I’m an international fan, and who are we to judge and say whether it’s fair or unfair? We don’t live in Korea. We aren’t Korean. So just shh.

anonymous asked:

My grandpop always buys jars of local honey with the honeycomb in it. Do you think that's safe for the bees? Just curious, I don't know anyone else who eats/chews? honeycomb.

Yeah! Honeycomb is almost like chewing gum, however it disintegrates and dissolves after a while. That’s how beekeepers get honey off of the comb, they will scrape both the wax and honey off the frame and then separate it, and the bees will build it again using their wax glands 🐝

letterflux  asked:

okay, so! you've mentioned before you don't do comics because you're not confident in your writing... so my question is: have you ever considered maybe getting a writing partner? kind of like how writers look for artists to make their comics come to life but in reverse?

not really im super….uh….oh GREEDY yeah maybe thats the word idk. I want to keep my story for myself and I dont want anyone else to…influence it? IDK MAN.

Im just very….territorial? over my characters and story haha. i know thats NOT GOOD and im being SUPER DUMB but i can help feelin like that with my stories and characters sorry!! 

anonymous asked:

R has a Wolverine-style healing factor, and is really old. (R looks young, obviously.) One day, R is proofreading an article for Kara and rejects part of it. "The shooting downtown was nothing like the Boston Massacre!" "And you would know?" "Yes, I would." "Right, right." "Kara, I was there." "You were there?" "Yes." "At the Boston Massacre?" "Yes." "How?" "I can't die, remember?" "How old are you?" *scoffs* "I don't know." "You don't know?" "Kara, I stopped counting back in 1803."

Originally posted by biwarlockhermione

“See, no, you can’t use this comparison,” you scoffed and spun around in the swivel chair at your desk as you clicked your pen.  “The shooting downtown was nothing like the Boston Massacre.”

“And you would know?” Kara challenged.

“Yes, I would know.”

“Right, right.”

The Kryptonian rolled her eyes and snatched her article from your hands.

“Kara, I was there,” you whispered, not wanting anyone else in the office to know about you…enhanced abilities.

“You were there?”

“Yeah.”

“At the Boston Massacre?”

“Yes.”

“B-but, that doesn’t make sense!  I know you’re…old but-”

“I can’t die, Kara.  Not from old age or anything else.”

“How old are you?” Kara demanded in astonishment.

“I don’t know,” you shrugged.

“You don’t know?”

“Kara, I stopped counting back in 1803.”