yeah i don't even know what i'm doing anymore

that nd feel when you've thought about suicide so often it's not even a big deal anymore it's just an unbreakable habit
  • me: i'm sad
  • brain: this hurts doesn't it?
  • me: i mean yeah i guess
  • brain: do you know what would stop it from hurting
  • me: no, don't, that's not an answer
  • brain: you could always...
  • me: BITCH
  • brain: kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself
  • me: oh for fucks sake
Undertale - Starter Sentences
  • SPOILER WARNINGS AHEAD! Please proceed with caution. As always, feel free to change any pronouns/words to your liking.
  • "You're new here, aren'tcha?"
  • "Golly, you must be so confused."
  • "Hey buddy, you missed some."
  • "Is this a joke? Are you braindead?"
  • "You just wanted to see me suffer."
  • "Ah, do not be afraid, my child."
  • "Welcome to your new home."
  • "Here, take my hand for a moment."
  • "I should not have left you alone for so long."
  • "Surprise! It is a butterscotch-cinnamon pie."
  • "I want you to have a nice time living here."
  • "I have seen it time and time again. They come. They leave. They die."
  • "I am only protecting you, do you understand?"
  • "Hmph. You are just like the others."
  • "Attack or run away!"
  • "I know you want to go home, but..."
  • "I promise I will take good care of you here. I know we do not have much, but... We can have a good life here."
  • "My expectations... My loneliness... My fear... For you, I will put them aside."
  • "Do not worry about me. Someone has to take care of these flowers."
  • "Quick, behind that conveniently-shaped lamp."
  • "I will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning."
  • "Hmm... Maybe this lamp will help you."
  • "He's playing poker by himself. He appears to be losing."
  • "I can't be your friend!"
  • "I guess this means I have to go out on a date with you?"
  • "All that pressure to succeed... Really got to her..."
  • "You know what would be more valuable to everyone? If you were dead."
  • "You think I'm gonna be friends with you, huh?"
  • "We're gonna be best friends!!"
  • "Envision these vegetables as your greatest enemy! Now!! Pound them to dust with your fists!!"
  • "Uh, you know, like a robotic TV star or something."
  • "Now he's an unstoppable killing machine with a thirst for human blood?"
  • "Yes, she scrawls her name in the margins of the notes. She names programming variables after her. She even writes stories of them together, sharing a domestic life. Probability of crush -- 101%."
  • "Yeah, you gotta save your money for college and spiders."
  • "D-Dude... I can't... I can't take this anymore! Not like this!! Like, [NAME]! I like... I like, LIKE you, bro!"
  • "I found a gun in the dumpster!"
  • "He's like, my robot husband. He just doesn't know it yet."
  • "You've still got time. Don't live like me. I'm 19-years old, and I've already wasted my entire life."
  • "Never interact with attractive people."
  • "Why do people find him so attractive? He's literally just a freaking rectangle."
  • "Future? What future? I'll probably be trapped at this stupid job forever."
  • "This was all just a big show. An act. [NAME] has been playing you for the fool the whole time."
  • "All so you would think she's the great person that she's not."
  • "Nice day today, huh? Birds are singing, flowers are blooming..."
  • "We could be like... Like a family..."
  • "You really are an idiot."
  • "Killing me is the only way to end this."
  • "If you let me live... I'll come back. I'll kill you. I'll kill everyone you love."
  • "Don't you realize that being nice... just makes you get hurt?"
  • "Let's go to the garbage dump!!"
  • "She's so confident... And strong... And funny..."
  • "I'm just a nobody. A fraud. All I've ever done is hurt people. I've told her so many lies, she thinks I'm... She thinks I'm a lot cooler than I actually am."
  • "If she gets close to me, she'll... She'll find out the truth about me. ... What should I do?"
  • "Let's roleplay it."
  • "I kiss her back... S...softly... I... l-look gently into her eyes... I START HOLLERING!! [NAME]!!! I LOVE YOU!!! [NAME]!!! KISS ME AGAIN, [NAME]!!!"
  • "...WHAT did you just say?"
  • "You don't have to lie to me. I don't want you to have to lie to anyone anymore."
  • "[NAME]... I want to help you become happy with who you are."
  • "Anime is real, RIGHT?!"
  • "[NAME] and I finished our training early. Very early. So I sent her home. Very home."
  • "Is that your ex? Gee, that's rough, buddy."
  • "OH MY GOD. Will you two just smooch already?!"
  • "It's all your fault. It's all because you made them love you."
  • "Your life will end here, where no one remembers you..."
  • "No! I don't need anyone!"
  • "[NAME]... Do you know why I keep doing this? Why I keep fighting to have you around?"
  • "I'm doing this... because you're special. You're the only one that understands me."
  • "I care about you, [NAME]. I care about you more than anyone else in the world."
  • "I'm not ready for this to end. I'm not ready to say goodbye to someone like you again."
  • "I'm so alone... I'm so afraid... [NAME], I... I... I'm so sorry."
  • "I always was a crybaby, wasn't I?"
  • "I wish I could tell you how everyone feels about you."
  • "I understand if you can't forgive me. I understand if you hate me. I acted so horrible. I hurt you. I hurt so many people. There's no excuse for what I've done."
  • "Maybe... The truth is... [NAME] wasn't really the greatest person."
  • "You're the type of friend I wish I always had."
  • "Take a deep breath. There's nothing left to worry about."

im a whale

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favorite mass effect relationships » Shepard & James friendship

“Wow, so this is what I can look forward to when I get my own command.”
“You want your own ship, Vega?”
“Yeah, maybe one day, when I’m old and can’t fight worth shit anymore.”
“You just come up here to make fun of your commander?”

How are you?
  • Jungkook: *flexing* I'm great~ *muscles rip through shirt*
  • Taehyung: gosh I'm supercalafragilisticespialidocious!!
  • Jimin: no, no, how are you?(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
  • Namjoon: how are any of us? deep down inside? how are are we all really? ... i just don't know sometimes...
  • Hoseok: I'M!! FANTASTIC!!! THANKS!!! *grabs Jimin and screams for an hour*
  • Yoongi: *sighs loudly for 5 minutes* yeah, I'm good.
  • Seokjin: oh I'm fine, I mean I'm a little hungry and no one fucking listens to me even though I'm the oldest and have you met my band mates it's like looking after 5 kids and an old man but I still try, i try my fucking hardest i haven't slept in 3 years do you even understand how hard single parenting is i swear to god - but I'm great :)
  • Connor: All right, uh...here's the thing. The fact that you felt that you had to do that, I mean, that tells me that, you know, I just...I wasn't listening when you said that you didn't want to move. I was just putting my feelings before yours. And I'm sorry for that.
  • Oliver: You're sorry? This...this isn't okay. You get to be angry.
  • Connor: But I'm not.
  • Oliver: Well, you should be.
  • Connor: Says who?
  • Oliver: Anybody who hears this story! I stole an amazing opportunity from you-
  • Connor: Yeah, and-and I'm forgiving you.
  • Oliver: Which isn't okay! You should be pissed off. And-and yelling. But the fact that you're not is...Maybe we're just both messed up, or the sex is so good that we can't see it, but this is not what a healthy relationship looks like.
  • Connor: We're the best relationship that I know.
  • Oliver: Well, then, that's really sad.
  • Connor: How is that sad? I love you, Oliver.
  • Oliver: Wow. Seriously? That's your response to finding out I lied to you?
  • Connor: Everyone lies in relationships.
  • Oliver: No. No. I don't. Or, at least, I don't want to be someone who does. So...
  • Connor: "So"? "So" what?
  • Oliver: I love you. I love you so much.
  • Connor: Okay, now you're scaring me.
  • Oliver: Just...Hey, let me say this. You've been so good to me. Like, you stayed with me even when most guys would've run, but...you didn't even bat an eye. You just loved me.
  • Connor: And you loved me back.
  • Oliver: I know, but I'm different now than when we first met.
  • Connor: How is that my fault?
  • Oliver: It's not your fault. I just don't know who I am anymore.
  • Connor: We all go through that-
  • Oliver: Yeah, but I think it would be better for me if I went through it alone.
  • Connor: So, what? You're saying that you, uh...Do you want to take a break or something?
  • Oliver: I think we should break up.
  • Solas: Yo, Corypheus. Yo. Wake up.
  • Corypheus: What omg.
  • Solas: Yo. Here. Take this orb. You see those punks in Haven? Let's punk their asses.
  • Corypheus: Hell yeah dude I got this hang on.
  • Solas: Great, perfect, I'm gonna go pretend to be an apostate. Man they're gonna be so surprised when they learn they've been punked by the dread wolf, omg.
"The Craft" Sentence Starters
  • Edited for the convenience of memes. TRIGGER WARNING FOR SUICIDE, SELF HARM.
  • "We are the weirdos."
  • "Now is the time. This is the hour. Ours is the magic. Ours is the power."
  • "I was just wondering; do you still have any powers?"
  • "So, if you ever just want to hang out and chant or call the corners..."
  • "Hold your breath until I call."
  • "Be careful. You don't want to end up like her."
  • "Did you tell your friends?"
  • "Did you tell your friends that you're a lying sack of shit?"
  • "What's wrong with your scars?"
  • "It isn't real."
  • "Then why are you still bleeding?"
  • "Run! Run to your up room like a little coward you are."
  • "She's so pathetic!"
  • "I wanna apologize for those guys in French. They're assholes."
  • "Yeah well, you know what they say. You are who you hang with."
  • "Yeah right... wait, did you just call me an asshole?"
  • "Sorry, my defenses are up."
  • "People here have been really rude to me."
  • "You don't even exist to me!"
  • "Do you understand what I'm saying?"
  • "By the power of three times three, make them see, make them see."
  • "What's wrong with her?"
  • "She doesn't want to be white trash anymore. I told her, 'You're white honey! Just get over it.' "
  • "You know, in the old days, if a witch betrayed her coven, they would kill her."
  • "I drink of my sisters."
  • "You know, if I were as pathetic as you are, I would have killed myself ages ago. You should get on with it."
  • "No one can help me."
  • "All these songs are by Connie Francis."
  • "Since I was a little girl all I've wanted in life was a jukebox that played nothing but Connie Francis records."
  • "Who's Connie Francis? Honey, listen and learn! Connie Francis!"
  • "Relax... it's only magic."
  • "Now who's pathetic?"
  • "Sorry, I thought I saw a bug. They have shampoo for that, you know."
  • "You look like you need to talk to somebody anyway."
  • "What's going on? Why aren't you dead?"
  • "He comes on to anything with tits."
  • "I'm not watching him."
  • "I speak from personal experience."
  • "He was just trying to save-face because he's going around the whole school saying that you were the "lousiest lay he's EVER had" and coming from him that's pretty bad."
  • "The almanac says today will bring an arrival or something."
  • "We don't need a fourth."
  • "I love a woman in uniform!"
  • "I guess this confirms she's not a natural blonde."
  • "If she leaves you alone, nothing will happen to her."
  • "Sorry, my pedicure ran late."
  • "It just felt really nice to belong."
  • "I disagreed with them once and they turned their backs on me. That's not friendship."
  • "You have a tremendous light inside you... more so than anyone I've ever known. You must not be afraid."
  • "I can't control it. I always end up hurting someone."
  • "So does stuff like tonight happen to you a lot?"
  • "I'll want it just to be quiet and I'll wish for it and wish for it, and I'll go deaf for three days straight."
  • "Guys, concentrate or it's not gonna work."
  • "I think I sprained my finger."
  • "Light as a feather, stiff as a board."
  • "Shut up or you're gonna fall!"
  • "How do I get down? Whose got the instructions?"
  • "I know you think we're getting what we want now, but it's going to come back to us, threefold."
  • "Stop trying to win them over, because it won't work."
  • "I'm not trying to win them over, you're paranoid."
  • "Why does it always have to be that way with you?"
  • "Because that's the way it is!"
  • "All I'm saying is, I think you should think."
  • "Hey, you know, I was thinking we should move in together."
  • "I don't think I'm ready for that level of commitment."
  • "I can't stop thinking about you."
  • "I can't eat, I can't sleep."
  • "I think I love you."
  • "I've never loved anyone before... well, except for my mom and this little puppy I had when I was little..."
  • "Why are you doing this to me? Do you think you're funny?"
  • "She's gonna cry, then I'm gonna cry, and we're all gonna cry!"
  • "You're not like your friends."
  • "You know I've never read anything about this stuff before. I mean, I don't follow it."
  • "He's gone completely crazy."
  • "Hey, I like your butt. Do you want to have dinner?"
  • "There is no undoing; it must run it's course."
  • "You should let him suffer."
  • "It's not for you to judge suffering."
  • "True magic is neither black, nor white - it's both because nature is both. Loving and cruel, all at the same time."
  • "The only good or bad is in the heart of the witch. Life keeps a balance on its own."
  • "You can defeat those who challenge you, but you must surrender yourself to the higher power."
  • "You must invoke the spirit."
  • "Oh, did I frighten you? I'm sorry."
Catching up.
  • Him: I check your Tumblr every day, you know. Looking for gems.
  • Me: Yeah, they've been scarce. I just don't have much to say right now.
  • Him: You? You never run out of words.
  • Me: Oh, yes I do. In fact, I'm not even sure I'm a writer anymore. I'm sick of writing about myself. How can I live my life while I'm narrating it? You remember my existential what-the-fuck-is-the-point-of-any-of-this-bullshit crisis? I'm numb to that now. Life is pointless and sometimes I feel empty but it bothers me only rarely and with limited intensity.
  • Him: Life is pointless and I ALWAYS feel empty. Guess what, Maria, you're one of the smart ones. Our best strategy is to try to avoid thinking about it. Most people can do that passively, whereas we have to be proactive. You know the night is coming and you think, well, THAT was a pointless day.
  • Me: You always *were* better at not thinking.
  • Him: Thanks.
  • Me: Welcome. I guess I'll just have to accept that I'll never be Rick Riordan or David Sedaris.
  • Him: Why not aspire to be the next Junot Diaz?
  • Me: Because I'm TRYING to be REALISTIC.