yeah i can't with you anymore

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It’s Sunday and now Sunday means spitpaint uploading day.

Houses as things I overheard while hiking part two
  • Gryffindor: "Yeah I'm going to chug all four servings of this entire energy drink now so that I'll crash later and actually get some sleep."
  • Hufflepuff: "Your aim's a little off- now look at that. You just smushed the ant. Now it can't crawl anymore."
  • Ravenclaw: "I don't feel that sore right now, but ask me again tomorrow morning and I'm sure I'll have a more colorful answer for you."
  • Slytherin: "If I don't have calves of steel or abs of iron by the end of this trip, I'm going to feel so cheated."

anonymous asked:

I'm so sorry but I'm unsubscribing. Your channel's quality is degrading steadily the past couple of months. I used to watch your videos to calm myself but now I can't even watch 3 minutes without getting annoyed of you. I don't know what happened, but if this is permanent, I'm sorry but I can't stay. I wish you the best of luck. Hopefully, I'll be able to find joy in your content again. Let's high five one last time ✋ So long, irish bean.

Hey there! That’s alright. You don’t have to like something forever and I would never expect you to. We all come and go about our lives all the time and if something isn’t for you anymore then you do you and I’ll do me.  Thanks for at least being there at all to begin with and yeah hopefully you can come back and enjoy the channel again eventually :)

Oh and *WHA-PISH*!

  • Kara: hey Alex can you help me with this
  • Alex: is that a lamp
  • Kara: yeah well it's supposed to be a red sun lamp but I can't get it to work
  • Alex: why do you need a red sun lamp what are you--
  • Maggie: *smirking* just help the kid out with her red sun lamp, little danvers has plans
  • Kara: *blushing* I- *fixes glasses* want to surprise Lena later ton--
  • Alex: you know what? I don't even wanna know just hand it over
  • Maggie: trying not to break any more of your furniture I see
  • Jason: Oh, feelings? Yeah, I don't have those anymore.
  • Tim: What?! You can't just do that! What's the point in living if you can't feel happiness? Wonder? Love?
  • Jason: Or the sweet taste of revenge! You're right, Tim! What's the point in living if I can't enjoy such simple things?
  • Tim: Eh... close enough.
  • Bruce Wayne: The Joker is still a human being.
  • Jason Todd: You're going to defend him?
  • Bruce Wayne: No, I agree with you. The Joker is a horrible person, and the world would probably be better off without him, but there's got to be another way.
  • Jason Todd: Like what?
  • Bruce Wyane: I don't know. Maybe we can make some big pots of glue, and then I can stick his arms and legs together so he can't move anymore.
  • Barbara Gordon: [sarcastically] Yeah, then you can show him his baby pictures, and all those happy memories will make him good again.
  • Bruce Wayne: Do you really think that would work?

can you imagine Court players on cereal boxes like

  • kevin’s so stoked to join the ranks of wheaties athletes, he works out extra to get all buff for when the execs send his picture in to the cereal company, only for andrew to send him a photo a month later of neil holding up a box of lucky charms that has kevin standing with the leprechaun on the front of it
  • neil’s on the plain cheerios bc they asked what his favorite cereal was and he said “what’s cereal”
    • sales skyrocket
    • half those sales may or may not be matt
  • jeremy is on honey comb. jean insisted on a honey-flavored cereal bc jeremy is, like honey, naturally sweet. alvarez never lets this go and calls jeremy jean’s “honey bee” until they die
    • there is forever a box of honey comb cereal in the day-muldani household pantry. it’s never touched until the day kevin learns jean and jeremy are a couple and then he just sits in the dark shoveling it into his mouth and when it’s gone he may or may not consider eating the box just to be rid of jeremy’s face smiling at him that he can’t really see but knows is there
  • jean gets raisin bran. he doesn’t really care, thinks he’s a pretty good match for a pretty bland cereal that doesn’t get a lot of appreciation. but the thing about raisin bran is if you add a little sugar it’s actually decent
  • thea actually stole wheaties right out from under kevin. the frosted kind with her mom on the box are the only cereal amalia will eat.
  • matt asks to be on coco puffs bc they’re dan’s favorite
    • he tries to get them to put dan on cap’n crunch
  • when thea stole wheaties from kevin, they were originally going to put kevin on apple jacks. then they tried to stick allison with that special k stuff and she only agreed to it on the condition they switch kevin to lucky charms instead
  • who even all makes court
  • i don’t know anymore beyond my own headcanons
  • anyway.
  • andrew. what cereal for andrew.
  • in his picture on the box he’s scooping up cereal with his massive goalkeeper racquet like it’s a spoon
  • the deal neil had to make to get him to actually do the shoot
  • it’s hard to make andrew look not terrifying and encourage people to buy and eat the cereal. of course he isn’t smiling. his face is settled in some neutral area, he’s sporting his signature arm bands, and with his muscles bulging around the racquet spoon he just manages to pull off a convincing “eat your cereal kids”
  • the silliness of the spoon kind of counteracts the blandness of his expression
  • that and the blue cartoon toucan perched on his shoulder
  • oh yeah he’s on froot loops
  • nicky makes one (1) joke about the andrew on the box being lifesize
  • it’s so ridiculous guys
  • neil keeps a cutout though
    • it goes in his new binder. he has two. one for the foxes, and one just for andrew. he keeps it tucked inbetween a copy of that photo of them in their matching coats at the airport and the lease contract for their first shared apartment
  • just. court players on cereal boxes. dan and matt’s kids divided over whether to have aunt allison or uncle neil for breakfast (“dad you say uncle neil every time your vote doesn’t count anymore”). a little mundane thing that symbolizes their success and how far they’ve come. (“country music artists are on cereal boxes i wouldn’t be proud of that matthew” “nicky shut tf up” *kevin wailing in the background bc of lucky charms’s sugar content*)
Report
  • Taehyung : WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? THAT'S RUDE!!!
  • Jimin : THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DID IT FIRST!!!
  • Taehyung : But yours is clearly misguiding people from the truth!
  • Jimin : No it isn't!!
  • Jimin : YOURS is incorrect!! YOURS is misleading people from the reality!!
  • Taehyung : HOw dare are you!!!
  • Taehyung : I thought we're friends!!!
  • Jimin : That's what I thought too but apparently not!!
  • Taehyung : *Gasps*
  • Jin : Namjoon, what is wrong with those two?
  • Namjoon : Nothing important really.
  • Namjoon : Basically, Taehyung reported Jimin's Jinmin twitter account-
  • Namjoon : and so Jimin reported Taehyung's Taejin twitter account.
  • Namjoon : and now both of their account got deactivated.
  • Jin : ...
  • Jin : Someone please stop them.
  • Jin : Where's Yoongi when you need him?
  • Namjoon : Oh he is being grumpy in his room because Hoseok reported his Yoonjin account.
  • Jin :
  • Jin : Can you go and get him please?
  • Namjoon : No, I'm not talking to him.
  • Namjoon : That monster reported my Namjin fan fic this morning out of spite!
  • Jin :
  • Jin : Did anyone in this household not get reported apart from me?
  • Jungkook : Yeah, Hobi hyung.
  • Jungkook : *tap his phone*
  • Jungkook : But not anymore~
  • Jungkook : Ha! Reporting my Jinkook fan art doesn't seem like such a good idea now does it huh?!
  • Jin :
  • Jin : You know who should start reporting?
  • Jin : Me.
  • Jin : It should be ME!
  • Jin : I should be the one reporting y'all!
  • Mom: well, at least you don't like girls anymore.
  • Me: ...what?
  • Mom: remember? When you were in high school and you tried dating women? I'm just saying at least you're straight now.
  • Me: I didn't just stop liking women, mom. I just happen to be marrying a man.
  • Mom: right. So you're not interested in women.
  • Me: *scans the crowd. Points out an attractive man* hey mom, do you find that man over there attractive?
  • Mom: oh, yeah he really is!
  • Me: but you're married.
  • Mom: ...yeah?
  • Me: so you can't be attracted to him if you're married.
  • Mom: wait, what?
  • Me: I'm marrying a man so I can't possibly be attracted to women. So clearly marriage is some sort of magical force that flips your attraction switch off, right? So I could only assume that means you don't find men other than your husband attractive, yes?
  • Mom: wha-? No, wait, I'm confused.
  • Me: I'm not surprised.
Only when I want to
  • I know I am forever dicking on Cullen for being an adorkable wet blanket in Inquisition but really:
  • *Temple of Dumat*
  • Varric: Curly, did you just...
  • Cullen: Yes.
  • Varric: But... How?! There were ten of them and I only turned away for a second?!
  • Cassandra: The Commander is a highly skilled Templar Knight, what did you expect?
  • Varric: Well sure but...ten to one?!
  • *At the War Table*
  • Cullen: Inquisitor, I've assigned my best officers to your guard.
  • Inquisitor: Cullen, I am just popping down to the Hissing Wastes, not assaulting the Breach.
  • Cullen: That's why I only assigned five this time.
  • Inquisitor: This time?!
  • Cullen: You didn't actually think you slaughtered your way through the Hinterland Bear Country on your own?
  • Inquisitor: Oh...
  • *Arbour Wilds*
  • Cullen: Inquisitor, keep going! I'll stay and cover your retreat!
  • Inquisitor: Oh no you don't buddy! I didn't keep you alive for months for you to then succumb to a nasty stab wound or an errant tree root!
  • Cullen: *Stops fighting* Yeah about that. *Stabs the nearest demon in the face with ease without looking*
  • Inquisitor: *Alarmed* What?!
  • Cullen: You seem to like the whole Prince Charming in Distress, I didn't want to ruin a good thing.So get going, I've got this. *straight up murders everything in the vicinity*
  • Inquisitor: What is even real anymore?!
  • Cullen: Well I still can't talk to women and flail in every social situation?
  • Inquisitor: It will have to do.
  • *Skyhold* - bonus
  • Inquisitor: Did anyone in Kirkwall catch your interest?
  • Cullen: Not in Kirkwall.
  • Inquisitor: Excuse me?
  • Cullen: What?
  • Inquisitor: *Bewildered* I think my panties just dropped.
  • Cullen: *Smoulders* I can help you look for them, perhaps my room?
  • Inquisitor: Maker...
  • Mitsuhide: Okay, wait, I have an idea.
  • Mitsuhide: You gotta call out 'babe' and see who looks up.
  • Mitsuhide: I'll go first.
  • Mitsuhide: BABE!
  • Obi: Lmao, nobody even flinched.
  • Mitsuhide: You try then.
  • Obi: I will.
  • Obi: BABE!
  • Kiki: What?
  • Shirayuki: Yeah?
  • Zen: You called?
  • Mitsuhide: What the fu-
Huh
  • Ron: Come on Harry, it's time to finally accept the fact that you're free now and you no longer live in the closet
  • Harry: Yeah you're right, I can't hide my gayness anymore
  • Ron: Huh
  • Harry: Wut
  • Ron: That's not what I meant, I was talking about living life to its fullest now that you don't live in that closet under the stairs but ooookkk then.Anyways, we all already now you're gay Harry.
  • Harry: How? Is it that obvious?
  • Ron: Well I mean you constantly talk about how good looking Malfoy is everyday and you can't seem to stop staring at him
  • Harry: *not listening and watches every move Draco makes* He really is dreamy isn't he? He probably has a six pack under that uniform. What do you think?
  • Ron: *sighs*
Incorrect X Men: Apocalypse
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Peter:</b> *runs in* Guys, I can't stand it anymore, I have to tell you something. I have chylamidia<p/><b>Jean:</b> What<p/><b>Scott:</b> WHAT<p/><b>Jubilee:</b> Oh My God<p/><b>Peter:</b> Yeah, I know<p/><b>Scott:</b> Are you serious<p/><b>Peter:</b> Yeah, the doctor called, and told me I tested positive<p/><b>Jean:</b> How is that Possible<p/><b>Peter:</b> I DONT KNOW HOW<p/><b>Jubilee:</b> Well, do you wear condoms<p/><b>Peter:</b> No<p/><b>Jubilee:</b> Well, that would be how<p/><b>Scott:</b> PETER ARE YOU KIDDING ME<p/><b>Peter:</b> The one time I bought them, I got nervous, and panicked.<p/><b>Scott:</b> NO PETER, THERES NO EXCUSE, THAT IS COMPLETELY IRRESPONSIBLE, YOU HAVE TO WEAR ONE EVERY TIME<p/><b>Jean:</b> Stop yelling, I'm sure he feels bad enough<p/><b>Scott:</b> NO, JEAN, THIS ISNT OKAY. PETER NEEDS TO BE SLUT SHAMED, IM SLUT SHAMING YOU PETER.<p/><b>Jubilee:</b> You're lucky you just got chylamidia, you could've gotten something that can't be cured<p/><b>Jean:</b> You could've gotten somebody pregnant, did you think about that<p/><b>Scott:</b> SLUT, SLUT SHAMED<p/><b>Jubilee:</b> Well, you are getting treated right?<p/><b>Peter:</b> Yes, I take antibiotics for two weeks, and then I go for a check up to make sure its cured.<p/><b>Jubilee:</b> You have to tell the girl you slept with.<p/><b>Peter:</b> Which One?<p/><b>Jubilee:</b> What<p/><b>Jean:</b> I'm sorry, "Which One."<p/><b>Peter:</b> Yeah, I've been sleeping with two different girls<p/><b>Scott:</b> *aggressively puts on hand sanitizer* WHO ARE YOU, ITS LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU<p/><b>Jean:</b> Scott, Calm Down. Look, you gave to tell the girls that you have chlamydia, you owe it to them.<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

anonymous asked:

I used to be supportive and really into applying social justice into my fandom experience, but then I feel really awful because there are lots of things and restriction on there that making my fandom experience miserable so I stopped. I often still feel so guilty about it because it feels like I just don't try enough,but I just can't get into that level of intensity anymore. It's just too mentally exhausting and I ended up can't go back to the fandom I used to love. Do you have any advice?

Yeah!

So, first thing, I like to say “happiness is morally good, and therefore your happiness is morally good” on this blog, and it has lots of exceptions (what if the thing making you happy is horrible? what if your pursuit of happiness involves causing horrible things? what if you could make more other people happy by being unhappy all the time?) and yet I always say it without any of those qualifiers, and that’s because I have this feeling that often my audience has let those qualifiers swell up and completely consume the original insight, and have forgotten to even consider that their happiness is good.

Fandom social justice seems to have a particularly concentrated version of this. Like - the reason it is good for stories to have representation is because it makes people happy. The reason it is good to engage with stories politically, to critique and reinterpret and challenge and so on, is because 1) you find that interesting and fun in its own right or 2) it helps you treat people more kindly and combat harms more effectively.

It isn’t good just because stories contain problematic things and one has an obligation to react to problematicness in a particular way. Social justice engagement is good only if you like it, or it’s making you treat people better. 

So I guess my question is - was it? Did you enjoy it? Doesn’t sound like it, you said it made your fandom experience miserable. Was it making you treat people better? I doubt it - miserable people aren’t usually kind and happy and generous. Fandoms run on the love of a thing, and fandoms run on guilt and obligation do not tend to treat anyone better. 

And were you combatting harms effectively? No. Because talking about fandom on tumblr does not combat harms effectively. Writing stories with good representation increases representation, as does buying them. Publishing guides to how to learn about a topic, because you want more writers to have more information so they can tell better stories, helps make it easier to tell the stories you care about. Everything else, all the jumping on someone who said something stupid and fretting about whether people are shipping bad things and combing through the author’s Twitter for bad opinions and debating whether the demographics of the story are acceptable -

- it’s fine, if it’s fun. For some people it is fun, and it’s a extension of their interest in justice into their interest in fiction, and it makes them happy. For some people it’s their best source of other perspectives and lets them inhabit a broader world with more kinds of people in it and it lets them be kinder to people who are very different from them. But if it doesn’t make you happy and it doesn’t make you kinder, well, it’s also not making the world safer for marginalized people. 

If it doesn’t make you happy, you should stop. Not ‘can’ stop, I’m not giving permission. I’m saying that it is right for you to stop, that your happiness is good and it is good for you to pursue it by engaging in fiction however you like, with as many caveats or as few as you like, with as much attention to politics as you find personally fulfilling and enriching (which can be ‘none’.)

And find people who don’t make you miserable, and do fandom with them, and give yourself permission to blacklist or block everyone else, because they are pursuing happiness their way (…hopefully) and you your way, and the Internet is big enough for both of you.

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i saw a post that made me utter a snicker or two a while back and it inspired me enough to do this. i wanted to find the original post so i could link it but i can’t find it in my likes tab anymore. :C

  • friend: are you okay?
  • me in the inside: is that even a question?? no I'm not fucking okay. you wanna know why? because the one and only lee chan is graduating today. he's growing up so fast. our little maknae is growing up. my heart can't take this anymore. literally. his graduation pictures looks so good have you even seen????
  • me on the outside: yeah I'm fine :)