yeah how'd that work out for you

Pitch Perfect 2 Sentence Meme (pt1)
  • "Back in my day, we put on our blazers and we just sang. We maybe snapped our fingers if we were feeling frisky."
  • "We have a commando situation -- there is a commando situation on stage!"
  • "Who hasn't had that dream?"
  • "She's turning! She's turning! Brace yourselves!"
  • "Avert your eyes, or take it all in!"
  • "Three time defending Accapella National Champions -- which is, a real thing, apparently."
  • "I am deeply sorry for the upset that I have caused."
  • "I feel that I have already received punishment enough in the form of silk burn."
  • "You know, up until today, I thought singing acapella was the most embarrassing thing you could do....."
  • "_______, chill out. It was a mistake, they're not gonna burn us for witchcraft."
  • "Maybe it's time to think about other stuff."
  • "This is the worst thing to ever happen to us. Ever."
  • "You know, before coming to ___, I had diarrhea for seven years. But yes, this is terrible."
  • "And you've also upset these people whose names I already forgot."
  • "What if you win it? You mean /you/ outperform the other groups?"
  • "How do you fit such big dreams in such small bodies?"
  • "They hate us. The whole world hates us."
  • "You have made a great choice. And a cheap one."
  • "I will do whoever it takes."
  • "I think you mean whatever."
  • "Yeah, I'll do that, too."
  • "______, don't blame yourself. You're a ginger, that's punishment enough."
  • "I would be stoked to -- sorry I don't say stoked I don't say stuff like that. I'm pretty cool. You're gonna like me.....that was bad too."
  • "It's only weird if you don't embrace it."
  • "I completely blacked out. How'd I do?"
  • "Honestly, I've seen you do worse."
  • "Did you call the tech guy?"
  • "You understand -- everything else in my life works? I need this to work, too."
  • "That is a really great example of a horrible idea."
  • "My time is like a toddler in a tiara, ok? Precious and short."
  • "Sorry my boobs are all crazy. I was just jumping."
  • "What'd you say about your junk?"
  • "You do not want to hear that woman doing it with my dad."
  • "What an odd thing to say."
  • "Let's not be dicks about it, ok?"
  • "_____, you have a lovely vagina."
  • "I stick pennies under my tongue."
  • "If we're gonna talk negative, let's start with the giraffe legs."
  • "Let's go get into trouble!"
  • "You know there's a gate, right?"
  • "For someone who left four years ago, you're harder to shake than mono."
  • "We're here for one reason and one reason only; to scout the competition."
  • "You? You are the kicker of ass? You are so tiny. Like an elf. Or is it a fairy? You are like a troll."
  • "You....are physically flawless. But it doesn't mean I like you."
  • "Your team is like a heated mess. You know? A mess where heat is applied to it. So that, what once was a little mess, is now even messier."
  • "I really must go rest my neck. It is sore from looking down on you."
  • "Okay, just because you are making me very sexually confused doesn't not mean that you are intimidating."
  • "Acca-wiedersehen, bitches!"
  • What she says: I'm fine
  • What she means: The demon queen of high school has decreed it:
  • She says Monday, 8 am, I will be deleted
  • They'll hunt me down in study hall,
  • Stuff and mount me on the wall;
  • Thirty hours to live -
  • how shall i spend them?
  • I don't have to stay and die like cattle;
  • I could change my name and ride up to Seattle
  • But I don't own a motorbike -
  • Wait...here's an option that I like:
  • Spend those thirty hours gettin'... freakay!
  • Yeah!
  • I need it hard,
  • I'm a dead girl walking!
  • I'm in your yard,
  • I'm a dead girl walking!
  • Before they punch my clock,
  • I'm snappin' off your window lock.
  • Got no time to knock
  • I'm a dead girl walking!
  • Veronica? What're you doing in my room?
  • Shhhh.
  • Sorry, but I really had to wake you;
  • See, I decided I must ride you till I break you.
  • 'Cause Heather says I gots to go;
  • You're my last meal on death row.
  • Shut your mouth and lose them tighty-whities!
  • Come on!
  • Tonight I'm yours,
  • I'm a dead girl walking!
  • Get on all fours,
  • Kiss this dead girl walking!
  • Let's go, you know the drill;
  • I'm hot and pissed and on the pill.
  • Bow down to the will of a dead girl walking!
  • And you know, you know, you know
  • it's 'cause you're beautiful.
  • You say you're numb inside,
  • But I can't agree.
  • So the world's unfair,
  • Keep it locked out there...
  • In here it's beautiful.
  • Let's make this beautiful!
  • That works for me -
  • Yeah! Full steam ahead!
  • Take this dead girl walking
  • How'd you find my address?
  • Let's break the bed!
  • Rock this dead girl walking!
  • I think you tore my mattress!
  • No sleep tonight for you,
  • Better chug that Mountain Dew!
  • Okay, okay.
  • Get your ass in gear,
  • Make this whole town disappear!
  • Okay, okay!
  • Slap me! Pull my hair,
  • touch me there and there and there
  • But no more talking!
  • Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey!
  • Yeah, yeah!
  • Love this dead girl...
  • Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey! Wait, wait!
  • Love this dead girl...
  • Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
  • Ow!
  • Yeah!!!
5sos working out probs
  • ashton: im going to look so sexy aw yeah
  • mikey: ew uhm im sweating??? gross???
  • calum: guys omg look you can roll on medicine balls
  • luke: guys stop fooling around omg
  • ashton: shut up luke do you even lift *high fives himself*
  • mikey: im hungry
  • calum: omg guys look im running back wards on the treadmill
  • luke: ashton doing the worm in the middle of the gym isnt working out
  • mikey: *sits on a bike and pulls out laptop*
  • ashton: *walks up to a woman* ill have you know that i can bench 5 pounds wait why are you walking away
  • luke: calum how'd you end up naked i hate this band