EXO reaction to seeing your tan lines for the first time
When I was in Marching band for high school, I had TONS of different tan lines. Like, I had tan lines on top of my other tan lines xDI have no idea what I was thinking while writing this but OKAY!!~ 사랑해요 Chas
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STARTER: *You had to quickly change your shirt because you realized that there was a stain from when [Member] tripped and spilled something on it*
Yeol: “Does that hurt?”
You: “What does?”
Yeol: “Your tan. I see that you’re outside a lot and so you have a lot of tan lines.”
You: “Oh! No it doesn’t. I always put on sun screen. So, don’t worry!”
*He walks in to apologize but sees your tan lines from your tank tops and shirts*
Fan: “How many times did you go outside?”
You: “Many. Is it that obvious?”
Hun: “Have you been putting sun screen on?”
You: “Yeah. But I still get tans. Don’t worry, they aren’t burns.”
Hun: “Good. That way now we can have a little fun because your skin looks beautiful.”
“Walks in to give you another shirt and sees your tan lines from your shirts*
Tao: “I know that you have an outside job and all. But why do you wear many different sleeved shirts for you have to have those tan lines?”
You: “I get hot and sometimes I have to take that shirt off to wear my under shirt. That’s why I put the tank top on before my actual shirt.”
Nini: “We match.”
Nini: “I know that you have tanned skin but now we match. I got darker from being outside yesterday.”
You: “OMG Nini!”
*Walks in without warning*
Minnie: “WHOA! Tan lines.”
You: “You weren’t suppose to see them until they were gone.”
Minnie: “Is that why you’ve been staying inside more often?”
Minnie: “You don’t need to do that. You’re beautiful the way you are.”
Baek: “So, you’ve been hiding those beautiful tan line from me.”
You: “I wasn’t…hiding them. I Just never showed you and you never asked.”
Baek: “Well, I like them.”
Han: “Hello tan lines.”
You: “Hello boy I’m still mad at for spilling crap on my shirt.”
Han: “I’m a little turned on. Is that weird?”
You: “Yes. Yes it is. Because it’s multiple tan lines for being outside.”
Han: “I like it.”
Dae: “I’m sorry about your-Whoa I’m sorry!”
You: “It’s okay! You can come in.”
Dae: “Have you always had those tan lines?”
You: “I’m used to being outside a lot. Just the way I was raised.”
Dae: “You’re beautiful.”
Soo: “You’re beautiful.”
You: “What are you talking about?”
Soo: “Your tan lines.”
You: “Those? They are nothing. I just got them from being outside a lot here recently.”
Xing: “How long have you had those?”
You: “Long enough to have multiple of them.”
Xing: “Just don’t stay outside too long. I don’t want my baby to have skin cancer or something.”
Myeon: “How many do you have?”
You: “Too many. I need to start staying inside more.”
Myeon: “I don’t need my baby to get skin cancer. Be sure when you’re outside at work you wear sun screen.”
Inspired by this prompt from kinker-bells: “Prompt- Dan or Phil doing a liveshow, one of them leaving the house to go do something and kissing the other goodbye forgetting theyre streaming and being like CRAP and dealing with the shitstorm”
*THREE MONTHS LATER EDIT THIS IS EMBARRASING* I JUST REALIZED THAT I WROTE VYOU INSTEAD OF YOUNOW… TO BE FAIR I DIDN’T KNOW LIKE ANYTHING ABOUT THEIR LIVESHOWS AT THE TIME
Genre/AU: Normal, modern-day, no AU, Fluff.
Word Count: 646
Warnings: Cursing, FLUFF THAT IS SO FLUFFY IF YOU INHALE IT YOU MAY DIE
Dan sat in front of his computer, head in one hand, slumped over answering questions.
“Favorite Sonic character? Umm, Sonic or Tails. Have I ever licked an animal’s asshole? What the fuck?”
Phil called through the house. “Hey, I’m off to the store, do you need anything?”
Dan perked up immediately. “Yeah, come in here a sec?”
Phil walked in, sitting on the edge of the bed. “Oh, hello, internet!” He smiled.
Dan grinned at him. “Yeah, I’m doing sort of a YouNow Q-and-A.” He pointed at the camera. “You people- some of your questions are messed up.”
Phil laughed. “Ok, well, I don’t know if they heard it, but I’m off the the store, do you need anything?”
“OTHER than Malteses.”
Dan looked at Phil with begging eyes. “Pleaaaaaase?”
Phil couldn’t say no to Dan’s puppy dog eyes- never could and probably never would. “Fine.” He kissed Dan quickly on the lips. “I love you.”
Dan smiled. “Love you, too.”
Dan had started scrolling though the chat again, looking for questions. But all that was popping up was, “OMG THEY KISSED” “DID THAT REALLY JUST HAPPEN” “OMGOMGOMGOMG I WAS RECORDING IT THEY KISSED OMGOMGOMGOMG PHAN IS reAL”.
Phil was halfway out the door before they realized something was wrong.
“ShitshitshITSHITSHITSHITFUCKINGSHITFUCKUFCKFUCKUFCKPHIL” He started yelling.
Phil turned. “DID WE JUST-“
“WE DID” Dan yelled.
“OH CRAP” Phil shrieked.
“WHAT DO I DO???” Dan said, screaming now.
“TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!” Phil bellowed, running over and covering the camera. Writer’s note- good job, Phil. So effective.
Dan clicked the “end stream” button and slammed his laptop shut. They both stared at it in horror.
“Oh my god.” Dan whispered.
Their phones both started to buzz like crazy.
“It begins.” Phil whispered, voice quivering.
They both ignored their twitter feeds the best they could that night. Everything was being directed at them- “@amazingphil and @danisnotonfire ARE A THING!!L!KNL!LKJ OMFG” “#PHANISREAL I’M LOSING MY SHIT” “@amazingphil so is @danisnotonfire a good kisser? 😏”
#phanisreal and #phan were trending worldwide.
They both sat and stared at their laptops and cell phones, sitting on the coffee table, watching them buzz and be notified.
Finally, Phil leaned back. “Ok, so, game plan- we abandon everything we own, get fake names, and move to Guatemala.”
Dan smirked. “We could dye our hair blond.”
“And get tans.”
“Yeah, you with a tan, no one will expect that.”
Phil punched Dan lightly. “Shut up. We could kill someone.”
Dan looked at him in horror. “What good would that do??”
“Why, one of us could spill about the other and be put in the Witness Protection Program, and the other would spend the remainder of their life in prison.”
Dan laughed. “Flip you for it.”
They exchanged glances, then cracked up.
As their laughter died down, Dan wiped away a tear and said, “So, what is our actual plan?”
Phil looked at his hands, pressed together between his knees. “I guess… we tell them the truth.”
A look of surprise flashed across Dan’s face. “The truth? About… everything?”
Phil smiled. “Yeah, I guess.”
“About… about the picnic? And the cake, and the post-its, and the hiking trip, and everything?
“Well, not everything. We can keep some stuff to ourselves.”
Dan snickered. “Like, about how you get all sad about those animal shelter adverts, and I have to hug you until you stop being all sad?”
“Hey, you can’t sleep when I’m not here if you don’t have a nightlight!” Phil poked Dan in the arm.
Dan’s mouth fell open. “How do you know about that?”
Phil shot him a lopsided grin. “Remember when I got home early from holiday?”
“Don’t worry. We can do this together.” Phil reached and took Dan’s hand, giving it a short squeeze.
Dan smiled and put his head on Phil’s shoulder. “Yeah. Together.“