yeah dorks

Y’know, I really enjoy the concept of Clark Kent.

Like, minus the whole superman aspect.

because, like, okay I can buy that maybe he can disguise himself well enough to hide the fact that he’s superman, but i doubt any amount of slouching and glasses wearing can truly disguise that he’s a very tall EXTREMELY muscular man with a jawline that can cut glass.

So basically this newspaper office has this guy who looks like a weightlifter/supermodel just hanging around but he wears glasses and acts like a huge nerd and everyone just goes with it???

Like “Oh yeah, that’s Clark. No no he works here. Oh no don’t bother being intimidated by him, talk to him for five minutes and he’ll devolve into a lecture on proper tractor maintenance. We like Clark.”

 I wonder if the ladies in the office ever drag him with them to bars so they don’t have to worry about creeps trying to harass them like “back off creeps our friend here is 6′4″ and grew up chucking hay bales” 
And then it’s funny because (as far as they know) Clark is like, the meekest lil nerd around. (He don’t look it though!!!!)

It’s just incredible to me that Clark Kent can pull off being a quiet harmless dork while still looking like, well, superman. 

  • Marco Diaz: *is smart*
  • Marco Diaz: *supports Star*
  • Marco Diaz: *is loyal*
  • Marco Diaz: *generally a nice guy*
  • Marco Diaz: *wants to be a bad boy but he's a good person*
  • Marco Diaz: *he puts everyone's safety first*
  • Marco Diaz: *protects Star whenever possible*
  • Marco Diaz: *is very patient and kind with Star*
  • Marco Diaz: *is a good friend*
  • Magical warrior princess Star Butterfly, heir to the throne of the Kingdom Of Mewni: *understandably has a crush on him*
OK BUT: HEADCANON TIME

Once, as a joke, Percy and Annabeth conspired to sing ’Amazing Grace’ every time Jason was nearby and as Jason was getting desperate went to ask for help to Piper and Leo, who looked at each other and they started planning his ’revenge.’

The thing was that during a contest to sing along in the camp, the three of them sang ’Miss Jackson’, pointing out all the time to Annabeth and Percy, and the rest of the camp could not contain their laughter.

Percy and Annabeth looked at them with a look of ’this is not over, just starting’.

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Did I ever tell you how much I love drawing Zacharie

Blackwall: the Inquisitor is a fine and delicate lady. so refined. so lovely

Cadash, hurling herself at the enemy: COME GET SOME FUCKTRUCKS I’M GONNA RAM THIS BLADE SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU’LL BE PUKING SWORD OIL UNTIL YOU BLEED TO DEATH.  YEAH YOU HEARD ME YOU TALL MOTHERFUCKER.  C’MERE SO I CAN HEADBUTT YOU IN THE JUNK

Blackwall: dreamy sigh. what an accomplished gentlewoman

Ethan: ……

Lucas: Hey partner guess wha-

Ethan: No. Bye. See ya bitch. *leaves*

Lucas: ….Well I was goin’ to tell ya that i found that key ya wanted. But nevermind I guess.


(I ship these two. Picture that instead of Lucas just disappearing in the end, he starts to help Ethan because he decides he’s worth enough to be his friend.)

You wanna hear a joke Alistair would make once he hits Friendly approval?

Alistair: *picks Mordred up* “Mordred!”

Alistair: *puts him down so he’s below his chin in height again* “Less-dred.” =D

Mordred: “THERE WON’T BE ANYTHING LEFT OF YOU ONCE ’M THROUGH. GET BACK HERE!!!”

[sounds of fireballs going off]