yeah dorks

Y’know, I really enjoy the concept of Clark Kent.

Like, minus the whole superman aspect.

because, like, okay I can buy that maybe he can disguise himself well enough to hide the fact that he’s superman, but i doubt any amount of slouching and glasses wearing can truly disguise that he’s a very tall EXTREMELY muscular man with a jawline that can cut glass.

So basically this newspaper office has this guy who looks like a weightlifter/supermodel just hanging around but he wears glasses and acts like a huge nerd and everyone just goes with it???

Like “Oh yeah, that’s Clark. No no he works here. Oh no don’t bother being intimidated by him, talk to him for five minutes and he’ll devolve into a lecture on proper tractor maintenance. We like Clark.”

 I wonder if the ladies in the office ever drag him with them to bars so they don’t have to worry about creeps trying to harass them like “back off creeps our friend here is 6′4″ and grew up chucking hay bales” 
And then it’s funny because (as far as they know) Clark is like, the meekest lil nerd around. (He don’t look it though!!!!)

It’s just incredible to me that Clark Kent can pull off being a quiet harmless dork while still looking like, well, superman. 

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when u’re trying to support ur bf but u’re bad at it verbally but still trying

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Well it wasn’t much of a mission but I guess we handled that alright.

Okay but Shiro is definitely the guy who shouts “THAT’S MY HUSBAND!!” literally any chance he gets. Keith makes a good shot in training? “That’s my husband!” Keith getting hit on when they take a small break on an alien planet? “Excuse me, but that’s my husband.” Keith single handedly taking out like half a Galra fleet, Shiro stops whatever he’s doing in the middle of the fight to scream at the top of his lungs “THAT’S MY HUSBAND!!! I LOVE HIM AND I’M SO PROUD OF HIM!!!!” 

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27 March 1960 - james fleamont potter

Your father is alive in you, Harry, and shows himself most plainly when you need of him. How else could you produce that particular patronus? Prongs rode again last night.

OK BUT: HEADCANON TIME

Once, as a joke, Percy and Annabeth conspired to sing ’Amazing Grace’ every time Jason was nearby and as Jason was getting desperate went to ask for help to Piper and Leo, who looked at each other and they started planning his ’revenge.’

The thing was that during a contest to sing along in the camp, the three of them sang ’Miss Jackson’, pointing out all the time to Annabeth and Percy, and the rest of the camp could not contain their laughter.

Percy and Annabeth looked at them with a look of ’this is not over, just starting’.

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Amazing Smaylor prank trivia! (+ Return of The Bloody Kleenex Heart) (x)