yeah all day every day

Me when Square Enix releases a survey for FFXV’s future content and you can only vote once and all of the options should’ve been in the game since day 1:

Originally posted by lilsparrow72

  • Maui: the ocean says you're a nerd
  • Moana: I'm not surprised

When Felix says he was somewhere on holidays with his parents he means that they actually were spending time together.
When his classmates say they were somewhere with their parents they mean the servants were spending time with them meanwhile parents were minding their own business.
This leads to some misunderstanding when they are comparing expirences.

anonymous asked:

my boss during an eval said "you tend to sound robotic when you're on the register" and it took all my strength not to point out that I'm pretty sure a robot could take my job

I have to sound like a robot when I have to say a ridiculous script to every customer.

“Hello, welcome to *****! Did you find everything you were looking. For? Do you have your rewards card? Would you like to sign up to not only save here but you earn points to get up to $2 off every gallon of gas at the local gas station we partner with.”

TO. EACH. AND. EVERY. SINGLE. CUSTOMER. ALL. DAY. EVERY. DAY.

SO yeah I sound like a robot.

-Rodney

anonymous asked:

Hey Emy, I don't think this is a popular opinion but I sometimes wish that Brian never said "I love you" to Justin because he has always shown his love through actions, which counts more than words. Maybe it could be their own unique way of saying "fuck you" to conventionality, and of celebrating their love for one another? That being said, I still love that scene and the proposal even though I wish they took a different direction with the execution of the final season.

I get it, I do. I think one of the things that makes the Brian/Justin relationship so special is we could feel how much they loved each other, even without saying them saying the words, which isn’t the case for a lot of fictional relationships. Their love for each other shown through in every look, touch, and action, and that’s something really special to get to witness.

But I still think it was important for Brian to say those words, for a couple of reasons. First of all, because it was important to Justin to hear them, which is entirely valid. But also because it’s really about more than just the words themselves. Everybody knows Brian loves Justin, including Justin. Everybody sees it. But so long as Brian doesn’t say the words, he has an escape. If something should happen – if Justin leaves, or if Brian fucks everything up, or their relationship somehow implodes and leads to the type of pain he always said love induces – he can continue to hide behind the “I never loved him” facade. He can pretend Justin never meant anything to him, that he’s entirely unaffected by their relationship, that he’s still the same man he always was. 

But by explicitly telling Justin he loves him, Brian is taking a huge step in his emotional growth. All his fears he’s had about love, all his anxieties about relationships… they don’t matter anymore. Neither does his need to always be the one in control nor his desire to smother any sign of weakness or vulnerability. Brian is completely, utterly, irrevocably in love with Justin, and he’s not allowing fear to force him to keep that emotion hidden any longer.

That’s why I personally think it’s super important Brian ultimately said the words. Not because romantic couples need to say “I love you,” because as we’ve already established, everybody and their mother (literally) knows Brian loves Justin more than anything. But because it showed that the last of Brian’s walls that prevented him from fully opening up to another person. Brian’s entire journey in QAF was about getting to this point, where he can truly drop the Brian Kinney Persona and just be Brian, a man with a huge heart who learns to trust people in ways he never has before and be emotionally vulnerable with them and not care about the consequences. 

I do totally get what you’re saying, even though I respectfully disagree. However, I have no doubt that even though the words have now been exchanged, Brian and Justin will continue showing each other just how very much they love each other every single day for the rest of their lives. <33

It’s 1:26 PM, and I love OT7.

Tagged by @spring-jealousy to make a bias moodboard! Thanks, friendo! ❤️Unfortunately, however….I don’t have just one bias, hahaha.

I tag @seoulraindrops, @jinm1n, @myeorkandkookies, @piercedtae, @aestheticsbangtan, and anyone else interested! Do it only if you want! 😘

Ma mère-grand, que vous avez de grandes dents ! / Grandmother, what big teeth you have got!

6
Now on this new episode of ‘things characters aren’t supposed to know’ in Sherlock

After Mary’s great rendition of ‘Sherlock the dragon slayer’, Lestrade on his great knowledge of what happened in HLV, get ready for…

Eurus Holmes with her two great singles:

  • the secret sister act…

EURUS, psychiatrist extraordinaire: You know, the secret one.

JOHN: How do you know that? I didn’t tell you that.

EURUS, phychiatrist extraordinaire: Well, Sherlock must have told me.

(…)

SHERLOCK: A sister I can’t remember.

  • and the thrilling sequel.

JOHN:  It is what it is; and what it is is… shit. (…) It is what it is.

SHERLOCK: (…) No, but it is what it is.

(…)

EURUS, psychiatrist extraordinaire:  You seem so much better, John.
JOHN: Yeah, I… I am. I think I am. Not all day; not every day, but, uh, you know.
EURUS, psychiatrist extraordinaire: It is what it is? ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

2

“Hey (y/n),” Bruce said softly entering the lab you were working in, “You look really nice today.”

You beamed at him, “Thank you Bruce, that’s very sweet of you.” He blushed and nodded, going to his work station. 

Later you were in the staff kitchen, perusing the fridge for something to put together for lunch when Tony walked in. 

“When are you gonna put that man out of his misery and just ask him out?” He said coyly, popping a blueberry in his mouth.

“Who?”

“Bruce.” 

You scoffed, “You think I should ask out Bruce? It’s not like that we’re friends.” 

He raised an eyebrow at you, “Really? Do friends buy each other gifts every time they’re away. Do friends constantly compliment each other? Do friends talk about their other friends all day every day?”

“Yeah,” you said, “You would know that if you had some friends.”

He gave a mock gasp, “(Y/n)! You wound me, I have friends.” You laughed and rolled your eyes. 

“That’s besides the point,” Tony continued, “I know for a fact Bruce likes you and you should at least take him on a date, because I think you might like him too.”

A blush spread across your cheeks and you didn’t deny his words. Tony smirked, “He’s downstairs in the med room when you want to take that leap my friend.” 

anonymous asked:

Ravenclaw R who doesn't really wear house colors so everybody flips their shit when they figure out he's in Ravenclaw except Enj who's just there like 'i always knew his extensive knowledge of greek mythology was suspicious'

R always loses his house tie and his robe is ALWAYS paint stained or just plain dirty because boi rides his broom all day every day and yeah that gets dirty

So instead of just cleaning it he’s like
“Hey remember those robes we had on the first year? Yeah I’ll wear those if they fit”

Or just kinda

Sneaks into a friend’s closet and takes theirs because he’s stubborn and lazy

But one day he’s wearing his Ravenclaw robes and of course everyone is just “oh he’s wearing Ferres today”

But there’s an announcement or something where all Ravenclaws need to head to the common room

And R gets up to go with Ferre and they’re just
“R you don’t have to go just because you’re wearing the robes..”

And he’s just

“… you guys do know I’m actually a Ravenclaw right? I room with Ferre?”

They’re all shook
Enj is just scowling that he didn’t put it together sooner
Bahorel is just “HES NOT A PUFF?! WHY DIDNT ANYONE SAY ANYTHING”

Thief prompt - ‘The Girl’

EDIT: fixed my shitty errors

a dumbly jealous sebastian overhears some gossip and acts like an animal

..

Cinched brows twitched and made that handsome face seem even more so, the head guard of Dorchester Academy gritting his teeth and lifting his fine jaw to show a snarl.

Sebastian was immaculate and immense, his form casting a long shadow over the chilled concrete of the school walkway as he patrolled each and every corner. Rows of pale-cream lockers lined his left and right, heavy boots crunching to a halt, ears listening to the sound that garnered his full attention. It was the sudden voices of students that angered the beast of a man, and he stilled when the out-of-view teenagers started to talk.

“Did you guys hear?! There’s a girl on school grounds!”

“A girl?! Like a girl-girl?!”

“Yeah, man! The Director’s daughter!”

“No fucking way. WHERE? What does she look like?”

“Hot. Blonde, maybe freshman age. Looks like a trouble-maker. Heard her cussing out some guys and threatening to beat ‘em up, she even had a little knife in her hand.”

Sebastian swallowed.

“What no way! That’s too crazy for me, although I did catch a glimpse of her and she was fiiiine.”

“I want to see too! Where’d she go, what’s her name?”

“No idea, but I overheard her asking some guys about that Ciel kid. You know, the psycho who never shows up to class? And apparently she has the hots for him or something because she practically tackled him down to the floor when she saw him in the cafeteria.”

Sebastian’s teeth nearly crunched out of their gums as he eavesdropped, the heart in his chest furiously pounding, his stomach suddenly sick, throat dry, hands clenching into tight, tight fists.

“No she didn’t!”

“Well, that guy’s quick so he dodged just before she could get to him. But she was ALL over him, he’s so fucking tiny though I think she was even taller than his scrawny ass. Hugging him and jumping on him, it was crazy.”

Knuckles popped and veins pulsed and Sebastian went into a fury at that very second. A heavy fist went flying into the locker-lined walls, smashing into steel with a force so powerful the sound was practically deafening.

Each of the students jumped and soon ran as fast as they could away from the burst of violence, knowing all too well it was the menacing head-guard after they heard him roar out a slew of curses.

“FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT THE  F U C K.” There was an enormous dent left in the doors of the lockers just as the man jerked his powerful arm back, and he couldn’t help but give them another violent punch. And then another. And another.

As the fist collided with the metal it sent a rhythmic echo of ruthlessness all throughout the school, and like a beacon of attraction it all of a sudden drew in the only person in existence who didn’t fear the man one iota.

“Found you~” Ciel ran up the corner and stopped at the sight of that riled-up guardian of his, the boy biting his bottom lip as a final blow was given with those menacing fists.

“Yikes. It looks like a car crashed into those lockers…”

“YOU.“ Like a beast Sebastian attacked the small thing as soon as he appeared, his large hand gripping all the way around Ciel’s forearm to drag him away like weakened prey.

“Ngh, Sebastian wait!”

“YOU’RE COMING WITH ME, THIS IS BULLSHIT. HURRY THE FUCK UP.”

“Ah, wait! You don’t have to drag me I’ll follow you anywhere so stop for a second!”

“A second, like I can stop for a FUCKING. SECOND. I stop for a second and look what FUCKING HAPPENS. GET IN THERE.” Angry was an understatement when it came to how the man was acting, dragging the fragile thing to the nearest boys restroom just down the hall. As soon they crossed the threshold of the door Ciel was soon shoved into a stall, pushed up against the door as it slammed shut with a crackling thud.

“Ngh, fuck. Sebastian-”

“Have anything to tell me?” The guard was furious as he towered over the smaller male, his uniform pristine as both palms slammed against the stall wall to trap Ciel in place.

“I…no. Like what?”

“NO? Are you FUCKING sure about that?”

Ciel’s heart pounded nice and hard as his eyes rolled way way up, transfixed with how fine the man was, enamored by his enormity, captivated by his angered tone of voice.

“I’m…yes, I’m sure-”

“Don’t give me that SHIT. YOU’RE LYING.”

“I’m not! Like what, what do you mean?” The sweetness practically oozed out of that youthful mouth, Ciel getting all kinds of aroused over that mess of an attitude. His small palms reached up to rest on Sebastian’s firm chest, and he held in a whistle of a breath when he could feel those toned muscles tighten right up.

“Don’t think I don’t know what you did.”

“Ahah, w-what did I do?” The male was too excited.

“SOMEONE ELSE TOUCHED YOU.”

“That’s…oh god.” Earth to Ciel, come in Ciel. Bitty hips jutted forward and bumped into Sebastian’s thigh, Ciel completely drowning in attraction for the man he could never get enough of. Words tried to form but all he could do was swallow, Sebastian’s face so achingly attractive that he practically babbled like a baby.

“I’m not FUCKING with you.” Sebastian could feel his heart swell in his throat as he eyed every flawless feature of Ciel, those radiant blue eyes and those suddenly flushed cheeks, the mouth he had tasted a million times over. Those legs that spread open so he could grind against him.

“Not going to tell me? I’m not playing with you, Ciel. TURN THE FUCK AROUND.”

As soon as the words fled angered lips Ciel was on it like he was born to abide, turning around and rolling his eyes up to the ceiling when his chest was pressed hard into the stall wall.

“Ah, no one touched me. Only you I promise.”

“You think I don’t know? You think I wouldn’t find out? How many FUCKING times have I told you? Open your FUCKING LEGS.”

“Ngh, yes.”

“WIDER!”

“Yes!” Ciel was in heaven, releasing a sultry breath when he felt large hands maul the inside of his thighs. He wanted to moan but he kept in, and instead when his pants were ripped right down to his knees he clenched his teeth and internally swooned because this was as hot as it could get.

“This is mine. YOU are mine.”

“I…I know.”

“ONLY mine.”

“Sebastian-”

“I don’t want ANYONE fucking touching you how many times have I told you? HOW MANY?” The man was ruthless as he slid his fingers between Ciel’s ass, crooking them in between flesh and feeling his way around like he knew every tender spot to hit and he did. He had them all memorized.

“Ss, yeah-”

“HOW MANY?”

“E-every day. You tell me every day.”

“That’s fucking right I do. And do you listen? You don’t, you don’t FUCKING LISTEN TO ME.”

“Yes, ah!” That did it, those long fingers getting all desperate, all messy. Out of order and control and composure - Sebastian was different that was for sure. He was riled up and mean like when they first met, shoving his hand up and down, feeling Ciel up like nobody’s business.

“I thought I took care of you this morning but apparently it wasn’t good enough was it? Going around getting touched for everyone to see when THEY KNOW. They FUCKING know you’re mine yet people are all over you. I’ll KILL THEM. Fuck. If anyone else ever feels how soft you are I’ll crack their skull in two. Are you LISTENING? You hear me? You know what I’ll do, I’ll DO IT. I’ll KILL them.”

Ciel was a puddle on the floor he was that swept away, the skin of his thighs riddled with goosebumps as he shivered under the man’s touch. It was rough and raw and when he felt those digits dip inside he was nearly brought to tears he felt that good, crying out as his cheek pushed up against the cool wall of the stall.

“Ngh! Mm, please. S-stick it in, I need it.”

“You NEED it? What. What do you fucking need?”

“Ah, I want-”

“WHAT do you want?”

“Ngh…”

“Say it.”

“Ah god.”

“FUCKING SAY IT.”

‘S-sebastian-”

“I’m not FUCKING you until you tell me what you need.” Sebastian was powerful and strong, built like a tank and solid like one too. He was crazy when it came to coveting Ciel, and with one hand working that supple ass the other went right to the pants of his uniform and unzipped them in an instant.

“Y-your dick, your dick, I’ll die without it.”

“You’ll die without it? I’ll fucking kill without you. I’ll MURDER any fucking person, ANY fucking person who touches you do you hear me?”

“L-let me feel it, AH! God like that oh my god. I want your dick, I want it more than anything.” Ciel was stammering now, getting too turned-on for coherent words when he could feel the heat of Sebastian’s swollen tip slide right over his hole.

Sebastian wanted to smell the boy from top to bottom, he wanted to taste him from the inside out. But instead he stared at the back of his neck and clenched his teeth, getting even more angry - leaning all the way down to rudely shove his mouth right into Ciel’s ear to grunt into it.

“MY dick? Or ANY dick?”

“J-just yours, I only want yours.”

Sebastian was pleased with the answer and grabbed his dick by the base because of it, dragging the massive thing forward and back over Ciel’s tight hole, slathering it with the fluid that seeped out of him until it got nice and slippery.

“What about girls?”

“W-what…”

“GIRLS. DID I STUTTER?”

“I…don’t like girls, ah fuck, I don’t like boys. I don’t like anyone but you. I only want you, Sebastian, please, you’re all I need, nghm it’s wet I can feel it, stick it in-”

“Am I? Am I all you need? I think you’re a liar. Fuck, push against me like that again and you’re going to FUCKING get it.”

“Spank me.”

“ANSWER ME!” Sebastian screamed yet he did as he was told, whacking the boy’s ass with his heavy palm until the flesh smacked together as hard as possible. “ARE YOU LYING?”

“FUCK! N-no!”

“LIAR.”

“I’m not, ah god! You’re all I want until the day I die I promise, please. Put it in, I can’t breathe, put it in, put it in-”

“I’m all you want until someone else comes along is that it?”

Ciel whined out a dry sob and stuck his ass out even more, cheek pressed so hard against the wall he could feel the surface against his teeth. He wanted to be taken and manhandled by those hands that could kill a man, stuffed with that thickened dick, pumped full of every single inch to be taught a lesson or two or hell even three. The boy’s supple throat was long and thin as his chin lifted against the wall, and he finally released a moan as he spoke only truths about the way he felt.

“NO! Never! I h-hate everyone else, I want it to just be us alone, I…mm, I didn’t mean it, I didn’t mean it. I don’t want anyone else’s touch only yours it was a mistake. Please. God. I’m only yours, you’re only mine, fuck me. Fuck me I’ll die.”

That’s all the guard ever needed to hear and he drowned in every word of it, knocking his temple against Ciel’s as he hissed right into the boy’s ear. The man shoved his cock all over that hole and grunted when Ciel relaxed every single muscle he possessed, pressing his dripping slit over the clenched flesh just as he felt himself start to lose it all.

Sebastian’s mouth opened and he tongued Ciel’s lobe before licking the ear all together, both groaning when they finally connected with a violent whack of the guard’s hips. Sebastian could feel every ounce of frustration and insecurity and violence build up within him almost instantaneously, and before he released it all into the only person he had ever cared for he spoke low and deep into the male’s ear - lewdly smelling the young thing for good measure.

“You think this is bad wait until tonight-”

“AUGH! F-UCK!”

..

If satisfaction could be personified it would be by the way Ciel looked as he happily limped out of the bathroom. Ravaged lips curved into a smile, blushed cheeks a-show, dark hickies running up and down the soft flesh of his throat.

The boy was beaming. He was glowing. He was practically skipping had he not been fucked out of using proper function of his little hips. With each wobbly step he smiled wider and wider, and that pretty face of his only grew more radiant as he walked right on up to the group of students who had just been speaking about him.

“Ah, right on time! And here are all your wallets, boys.” Ciel dug into his pockets and plopped three stolen wallets onto the ground by their feet, the things tumbling all over the place due to being so carelessly dropped.

“Glad we could make a deal! You went a bit overboard with saying it was a girl, though. Next time just stick to some random kid, this isn’t drama club. Nearly got me killed in there. God, I loved it.”

The group of males looked at Ciel in complete disgust and horror, hurriedly picking up their swiped goods before looking back down onto the tiny male who bribed them.

“You’re a piece of shit, Phantomhive.”

“Yeah, fuck you for making us do this!”

“Now, now…” Ciel looked up to the sky and sighed like he was the happiest he had ever been in his life, those blue eyes rolling back to the students as he gave them another pretty smile.

“Sometimes a boy just needs to see how jealous his man can get. Next time I’ll make sure to bring some crutches, though. God he’s such a monster when he’s like that, phew - thanks a lot, kids.”

With a cute wave Ciel breathed out a laugh and turned around, limping as he walked away from his victims. Still smiling. Still sighing. Eager just to catch a single glimpse of the biggest man on campus. Pining for the night to come.

The students huffed and shoved their wallets back into the pockets of their uniforms, scowling at the tiny back as they mumbled out their anger.

“Can’t believe this is the third time he’s done this. Fucking sick little thief.”

“Seriously.”

..

-robovacation

  • pll moms season 6A: wine wine wine hell yeah i'll have a sip or twenty
  • pll fans: omg pll moms i love you, fuck you liars go away ur moms should take over this show
  • pll crew: oh shit we cant lose our fans over this everyone lets think of a solution!!
  • pll liars season 6b: wine wine wine hell yeah alcohol all day every day
  • pll crew: nailed it!!!!!!