• Wayne Enterprises board member:Mr. Wayne, it has come to our attention that SOMEBODY has been charging business dinners to the corporate card at local restaurants and simply writing "insert student loan debt here" in the "tip" portion of the receipt. Is this you?
  • Bruce:[intently attempting to open a bag of skittles without making eye contact]
  • Bruce:yeaaup.
  • Wayne Enterprises board member:Well, obviously you're going to need to stop doing that, it's costing us hundreds of thousands of dollars.
  • Bruce:[pops a red skittle into his mouth, also without making eye contact]
  • Bruce:nooooop.