i know we’d all love to think neil would have a pretty good diet to the point that kevin probably bitches at him the least, but nah man. neil constantly forgets to eat, will have an entire bag of cheeto puffs before a run and not throw up (how does he do that??? no one knows), he’ll eat like 5 cookies then have 3 grapes and be like “#health”
like half of it is just to annoy kevin and the other half is he’s shit at self care (but mostly its to annoy kevin)
not to sound like a broken record but i fucking miss louis so much, and i hope he had a wonderful day, i’m sure he looked beautiful and cute, i hope someone cuddled him and told him how great he is cause that’s what he deserves every single day.
“Armie, I’ve had many scenes with him and he’s such a nice guy, he’s lovely. And he makes me laugh everyday, he’s really funny. I think he knows if we’ve been out in the cold, you know, we’ve done some tough scenes in the past couple of weeks now but he kind of keeps the mood up, he brings out his guitar…”- Alicia Vikander
it's a middle of the night, and my brain produced a new kaaron (kevaaron??) hc, so I decided I could share it with you?... because I want to talk about andreil going on a vacation and leaving kevin to look after sir and king, and it turns into the real hell. kevin has no clue what to do with these furry balls (they're not the exy balls, sorry), therefore he asks aaron for help. AND AARON COMES TO AN ANDREIL'S FLAT WITH A <b>BOOK</b> ABOUT CATS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION.
thank you,,, im so happy feel free to send all your kevaaron thoughts my way this is so cute im dying oK,,
ok so andrew and neil both have a tournament because theyre on the same team now but kevin is playing in a different region so he’s got some time off
aaron is going to med school in the area near kevin and he dorms at school but he spends a lot of time at kevin’s
because its close to his internship. obviously.
no other reason at all.
so he’s there when kevin gets a call from neil asking him to watch their cats, and agrees to watch kevin’s apartment while he’s gone for the next week or so
so aaron drops kevin off at the airport (they didn’t hug but kevin squeezed aaron’s hand just before he boarded and if aaron thinks about it the whole drive home can anybody really blame him??)
all is well for…like a day
aaron is checking kevin’s plants and eating his leftovers before heading to his internship for the evening when the apartment gets a call, and he’s gonna just leave the machine to get it until he’s taking his phone off silent since he’s been lectures all day
his phone literally vibrates for a minute straight and shuts down he’s got so many messages. before it does, though, he sees theyre all from kevin so he grabs the house phone and dials kevin, expecting the worst
nah poor kevin’s just a mess
aaron: KEV WHAT’S WRONG WHATS GOING ON
kevin: AARON IM DYING YOU HAVE TO COME HELP ME
aaron: KEV WHAT THE HELL WHAT HAPPENED
kevin: DID YOU KNOW CATS ARE THE EMBODIMENT OF EVIL AND DO NOT LISTEN TO REASON? NO? NOW YOU DO.
aaron: …………excuse me
turns out kevin has not one fucking clue what to do with cats
they’re squirmy and they yell. they fucking yell and he doesn’t know why.
aaron’s just on the phone with kevin grinning his ass off because no one can see him and he’s so glad bc dammit his distress should not be this endearing
so aaron’s boss is pretty cool and lets him take some days off to go help kevin
but see….aaron’s a dog person (gasp)
he actually doesn’t know any more than kevin about how to watch to cats or like. what to do with them.
so………..he buys a book
and he reads it on the couple hour plane ride over there
poor kevin honestly he’s picking up aaron with his hair and clothes a mess, he’s got red marks all over where the cats swiped at him
aaron hasn’t had to fight this hard against a smile in a while honestly how does kevin still look like a model in such a state
they get back to the apartment and aaron can tell the cats ripped up the instruction sheet neil left, their toys are all over the place, and he suspects the blankets on the couch mean they took over the guest bedroom and kevin was too scared of getting scratched to move them (he’s right)
aaron sighs and feeds the cats, clears the litter, does,, other cat owner things,,, idk man im allergic to cats im as helpless as kevin watching aaron in awe in this moment ok
“You’re a cat whisperer”
but it doesnt last because they order pizza
and aaron, not thinking, is like, “just grab my wallet out of my bag i have a 5 i think” when kevin’s looking for cash to tip the delivery kid
and lo and behold………….he discovers the cat book
aaron is no longer smug and now quite pink
kevin’s laughing at his dumb boyf- FRIEND. just friend. yea.
kevin: it’s fine we’ll just get dogs
aaron: *now very pink, smirking* ……..”we’ll”?
kevin: *chokes on his pizza*
they most definitely go to the shelter back home once the week is done and pick out a puppy
EXO: Being Late To A Date and When He Arrives He Sees Someone Bothering You
(Fluff, fluff, and more fluff. Teeny tiny mention of what was somewhat violence.)
(I kind of assumed you wanted it to be they were meeting with their significant other *reader* and I hope I was right. Don’t be afraid to correct me (((: )
You sat on the swing solemnly, checking your phone for what seemed like the thousandth time in the last hour. Xiumin was supposed to meet you at the park an hour ago, and failed to show or even shoot you a text to tell you he would be running quite late. You had quickly chose to wait, knowing Xiumin wouldn’t just bail. It had gotten pretty dark out and it would be a lie to say you weren’t frustrated with him, completely tempted to blow up his phone until he decided to answer you.
A sigh of exasperation left your lips as you glanced up, seeing a guy in front of you; not the guy you were waiting for, but a guy nonetheless.