*coughs weakly* excuse me sir.. Would you mind looking at this- no? Ok yea that's fine..
*crouches down between aisles and just slides the cd out on the floor in front of unknowing people and then scampers off like a chipmunk*
hi! I'm ashton nice to meet you! *shakes hand with vigor* these CDs are available now and they're actually not very expensive! But if you don't want them then I can totally understand! It's not for everyone!
*to hot girl* oh my god look at these hot motherf**kers on this cd. Aren't they sex- wait where'd you go