Obi-Wan: Are you there?
Vader: yep just sitting in another stupid meeting about mining or some other dumb bullshit idek whats up
Vader: btw i thought u said u were done talking 2 me lol
Obi-Wan: Yes, well, this is an extenuating circumstance.
Obi-Wan: You will never believe who I saw yesterday. I had to tell someone.
Vader: well i know it wasnt ahsoka lol
Obi-Wan: What is that supposed to mean??
Vader: nm who’d u see babe
Obi-Wan: I KNOW.
Vader: THAT GUY WAS STILL ALIVE????? 😲
Obi-Wan: Emphasis on “was”. 😏
Vader: LOL 👏 holy shit i wish id seen that
Vader: wait MAUL found u???? FFS i have the worst fucking inquisitors