Modern Reibert okay
Reiner is like star football player and Bert is this math nerd. And one day Reiner is just
“Hey, would you mind tutoring me sometime? I need to pull up my grades or else I can’t play next season.”
And Bert is sweating and nervous but just nods because yes he’s finally getting to talk to this awesome football star.
So they go to a Starbucks (okay Eren and Armin totally work at this Starbucks too this is important), and Reiner is there and he’s all happy with his book. And Bert walks in and it’s cold outside and he sits down so Reiner is like
“Here, wear my jacket.” And just drapes his sports jacket over Bert’s shoulders and sits down to get to studying (Bert isn’t really cold but he just walked in from outside without a jacket because he’s always hot so the cold doesn’t really bother him). And Bert is trying to focus but he can’t because it’s Reiner and he’s perfect.
And as they’re studying, Bert just “THERE’S A HIGH PROBABILITY I REALLY LIKE YOU” out of nowhere and he gasps and stares because yeah he just confessed this to his crush using a fucking math pun like a nerd.
Reiner stares at him and smiles and kisses his cheek and “I’m glad you said it. Because I was nervous about telling you first.”
And they’re all happy smiles. Eren and Armin have totally been watching the entire time too and they’re like “Oh God it’s cute, let should get free scones” or something