"they call themselves youngbloods"

well, they go by a couple of names. i’ve heard “the killjoys death forgot about”, “phoenix witch’s most hated”, etc. my personal favorite is “crazy motherfuckers” because, well, it’s true.

they’re odd, to say one thing. a unique quality of their gang is that they’re always shifting operations from the desert to the city and back again. they’ll go from causing a mess in the desert like the rest of us to running around like juvie halls in the city in the span of a month. never seen anything like it, unless you count merchants. those boys are crazy, causing just as much destruction and chaos in the city as they do in the desert– but that’s the thing about them. they’re fuckin’ houdinis, those guys. no matter how many time those bl/ind bastards trap them, they always manage to escape. it’s wild. some people think they’re immortal, but i think they’re just lucky as hell. the phoenix witch either loves or hates them.

there’s four of them. no one really knows their real names, although there’s always rumors. rumors are for motorbabies, though- i don’t believe them myself. their names, or killjoys names, are as widely known as bl/ind themself. there’s sandman, most people speculate he’s the ring leader of their little gang. he’s the one most people know and is always ready to push himself in the public eye.
there’s horseshoe crab; he’s a little more reclusive. people think that he’s their weapon’s boy, handling all their ray guns and more acoustic items. i think he’s a little bit more, something like a strategist. but all speculation, of course.
donnie the catcher is one of them too; he loves handling explosives. he’s one people seem to know the least about. kind of a hermit, that one.
the most mysterious, though, is dr. benzedrine. he’s the medic of the bunch as far as most people know, but there’s something off about him. there’s.. stories about ol'benzie. ones i wouldn’t be repeating had i not met the man myself. he’s almost like two people, one’s benzedrine and one’s, something else entirely. got gold eyes and shit. it’s weird. not much is really known about that.

the group’s origins are also almost completely unknown. most people seem to think they’re batt rats due to their tendency to lay low in bat city, but some think they hail from the sands. me, i’m not sure.

that’s all i know about the youngbloods, kid. now scram.

GUYS I THINK I ACTUALLY FOUND OUT WHAT IS IN THE BRIEFCASE FOR YBC

OKAY SO YOU ALL SHOULD KNOW THAT FOB WAS BEST BUDDIES WITH COBRA STARSHIP, LIKE WENT ON TOUR WITH THEM A BUNCH AND THAT COBRA WAS SIGNED TO PETE’S LABEL

OKAY SO IN COBRA’S FIRST EVER VIDEO, ‘Bring It’, WHAT DO YOU SEE THEM HOLDING?

A BRIEFCASE

AND WHAT IS IN THAT BRIEFCASE YOU MAY ASK?

SNAKES

THE SAME SNAKES THAT WERE FOUND IN YBC THE ENTIRE TIME

THEY ARE THE SAME SNAKES
THE SNAKES WERE IN THE BRIEFCASE

ignore the shitty graphic

i haven’t seen a music video masterpost so i thought i’d make one


Take This To Your Grave

From Under The Cork Tree

Infinity On High

Folie à Deux

Save Rock and Roll

American Beauty/American Psycho

i’ll update this as they make more music videos