yay-drinking

So…

I had a super hard workout in weight training today.

And it was.. Very hardcore!

Not saying it was horrible! It was really great, he showed us something we can do at home with a couple dumbbells versus having to go to a gym!

But, about part-way through my first set, my legs got all super shaky and some of the things I was hesitant to do since I felt that if I tipped over, my legs wouldn’t be able to catch me.

But I made it through two sets! Just barely… And now? I can barely walk!

And I really mean that. I hobble everywhere at like .01 mph. And like crawl up and down the freaking stairs.

But, at least I worked hard and I’m proud of myself for doing both sets and not giving up!

So, I’m sure by now you’re wondering, “So, you’re telling us this, but why do you have a picture of a coke in a glass??”

That’s because, my dear followers, it’s my aunt and uncle’s conclusion to this soreness and getting through the night safely!

It’s not just a coke, but it’s vanilla vodka and coke!

It’s the first one I’ve had in over a year. Which, I know, I’m still a minor. But my 21st is only less than 2 weeks away. It’s close enough.

It will, I hope, help me sleep tonight since I’ve been staying up until 5 am the last two nights watching dramas and freaking out about Yoon Shiyoon…

So, it’ll help me sleep.

Tomorrow is gonna suck anyway, I’ll probably be 10x more sore than I am now and I’ll have to sit in an art class for 6 hours on a freaking wooden horse…

But, I’ll try my best to make it through!!!

And I hear Yongguk has a tumblr?

Is this for real, people??

How to prevent Social Media from ruining your relationship 101:

That’s correct Social Media apps such as Instagram and Snapchat destroyed my relationship, but I’m too lazy at the moment to discuss how that all went down so I broke down a guide for how it to not happen to you.

Step 1. You have a boyfriend/girlfriend. Yay. Congrats. Drink a whole bottle of champagne. Go have sex in the shower because its less messy or maybe you like it messy so do it in the car, but just only have sex with your boyfriend/girlfriend and give him/her lots of kisses and cuddles.

Step 2. Don’t seek out other people on social media. Wow how easy was that? It’s super easy. You just don’t go on Instagram and look for people to follow you back and then DM them. And now you have you’re very own naked person in front of you, so why do you need all those boys/girls you sext and flirt with on snapchat anymore? You don’t! Get rid of them!

Step 3. You have a happy healthy relationship. The End.

As an added bonus I’m going to give you some warning signs.

Warning Sign 1. You wake up in the morning next to your boyfriend/girlfriend and find a stream of random snapchats from unfamiliar people. Oh and did he just scroll past multiple people who are typing to him on snapchat? (Yikes!)

Warning Sign 2. You go to the following news section of your Instagram and notice that he is liking pictures from months ago, of that’s right, attractive boys he wants to follow him. And oh look, he does it every single day, multiple times a day. Did an Instagram notification come up on screen saying someone messaged him? Yes, it did, your eyes are not lying! Wake the fuck up.

Warning Sign 3. You approach him about everything and he stays silent and giggles it off. You approach him a second time and has he changed? No, but he now has turned off his notifications and logged out of snapchat whenever its time for you to come over (how sneaky)!

Warning Sign 4. He no longer flirts, sexts or seems as interested in having actual sex with you anymore. That’s right his attention has gone elsewhere. It’s gone towards what’s in the pants of another man. And possibly he already has gone in there because he now has the numbers of multiple boys on his phone!

That’s right ladies and gentlemen. Your boyfriend is keeping you around for what reason? No one knows. But it’s time to leave because your attention and affection wasn’t enough for his low ego and self-esteem and he had to seek it elsewhere. Just know it wasn’t your fault, he’s actually just a shitty person with serious insecurities.  

This guide was brought to you by the very real events of yours truly.