How to prevent Social Media from ruining your relationship 101:
That’s correct Social Media apps such as Instagram and
Snapchat destroyed my relationship, but I’m too lazy at the moment to discuss
how that all went down so I broke down a guide for how it to not happen to you.
Step 1. You have a boyfriend/girlfriend. Yay. Congrats. Drink
a whole bottle of champagne. Go have sex in the shower because its less messy or
maybe you like it messy so do it in the car, but just only have sex with your
boyfriend/girlfriend and give him/her lots of kisses and cuddles.
Step 2. Don’t seek out other people on social media. Wow how
easy was that? It’s super easy. You just don’t go on Instagram and look for people
to follow you back and then DM them. And now you have you’re very own naked
person in front of you, so why do you need all those boys/girls you sext and
flirt with on snapchat anymore? You don’t! Get rid of them!
Step 3. You have a happy healthy relationship. The End.
As an added bonus I’m going to give you some warning signs.
Warning Sign 1. You wake up in the morning next to your
boyfriend/girlfriend and find a stream of random snapchats from unfamiliar
people. Oh and did he just scroll past multiple people who are typing to him on
Warning Sign 2. You go to the following news section of your
Instagram and notice that he is liking pictures from months ago, of that’s
right, attractive boys he wants to follow him. And oh look, he does it every
single day, multiple times a day. Did an Instagram notification come up on
screen saying someone messaged him? Yes, it did, your eyes are not lying! Wake
the fuck up.
Warning Sign 3. You approach him about everything and he
stays silent and giggles it off. You approach him a second time and has he
changed? No, but he now has turned off his notifications and logged out of
snapchat whenever its time for you to come over (how sneaky)!
Warning Sign 4. He no longer flirts, sexts or seems as
interested in having actual sex with you anymore. That’s right his attention
has gone elsewhere. It’s gone towards what’s in the pants of another man. And
possibly he already has gone in there because he now has the numbers of
multiple boys on his phone!
That’s right ladies and gentlemen. Your boyfriend is keeping
you around for what reason? No one knows. But it’s time to leave because your
attention and affection wasn’t enough for his low ego and self-esteem and he
had to seek it elsewhere. Just know it wasn’t your fault, he’s actually just a
shitty person with serious insecurities.
This guide was brought to you by the very real events of yours truly.
I don’t see why things that don’t need labels have them like sex, marriage etc.
if you really want to fight for equal rights don’t be all “gay marriage isn’t a sin, let us get married too” be all “marriage isn’t a sin, let us get married too” once you break those labels I think things would become smoother