Hey. Pssst. I have something to tell you.
Harry, no you don’t.
Yes I do!! I do! Oh my god! It’s important!
No, you’re just trying to get me to lower my guard so you can shove your tongue really far up my nose.
What—no! That’s! Ugh you don’t understand anything.
I understand YOU well enough.
I just really love you and I have something to tell you is all. It isn’t about tongues in noses. I don’t even DO that, I haven’t done that this AGE.
Harry, you did it this morning.
Well. I mean, if you’re COUNTING. If you’re THAT KIND of petty, counting person. Honestly. I thought your breadth of mind was bigger than that. I guess I was sadly mistaken.
So what do you want to tell me.
It’s a secret.
Let me just come closer, I need to rest my paw on your shoulder like this.
No it’s a really good secret I swear! It’ll make you cackle! I just—need—a—little more—traction—
Do you have to be this uncomfortably close to my face, remember how we talked about personal space?
Yeah, yeah totally I just, YES!!!
AUGH HARRY THAT HURT OH MY GOD YOUR TONGUE DOES NOT NEED TO BE THAT FAR UP MY NOSE OHMYGOD—
I WIN I WIN I WIN AT LIFE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND YOU NEVER LET ME SHOW IT KISSES OMG I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE KISSES YAY TONGUE AAAAAAAH I JUST LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND KISSES OMG YOURE SO NICE EVEN THO YOU NEVER GIVE ME ENOUGH TREATS AND YOURE WARM AND YOU JUST AAAAAAH OMG I JUS LOVE YOU SO MUCH OMG AND THIS NOSE CAVE YOU HAVE IS SO DELICIOUS OMG YES YES LOVE LOVE LOVE SO MUCH LOVE OMG