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Humans are Weird

So, I just thought of my own humans-are-the-weird-ones thing. What if humans were the only race to develop clothing and other things that are used simply to change our appearance. The other races don’t use clothing for protection from their home environments, and use vehicles for exploring non-native environments. Armor exists, but in a non-ornamental way, and generally doesn’t do much to change appearance, or is at least non-individualized. Makeup and nail polish are unknown, though tattoos and piercings are known to be used by some cultures for ranking and identification purposes and are not used ornamentally by any race other than humans. Hairstyles are not unknown, but are all generally for practical (keep it out of the way! I need insulation! I need shade!) reasons.

At first, aliens just think that there are a lot more humans than there really are, that humans that look alike with small differences are just family members, and that humans just naturally tend to be known solely by their family name. (Like, Alien “Ralph” meets Human “Bella Tailor” one day, sees her the next day in a different outfit, and thinks that he/she is meeting a relative of the human he/she met earlier, and that their family name is “BellaTailor.”)

Humans, at first, just thought that aliens were terrible at matching faces and names… and that they were apparently all nudists, but hey, who cares? Different cultures and races and all that, you know.


“Hello, BellaTailor. My name is Ralph. I believe I met your relative the other day. How is she doing?”

“I do not have a sister, Ralph. You must be mistaken.”

“That cannot be! She looks just like you, only more… pink, I believe is the correct color-word… and has your name! You must be relatives! It would be too much of a coincidence for you to not be related!”

“Where… exactly… did you meet my ‘sister’?” 

“Oh! We were on the same shuttle together. I must admit I am surprised; I thought that there was only one human on the ship’s roster.”

“Ralph, I am the human you met there. Remember how we talked about how uncomfortable those one-race-fits-all shuttle seats are?”

“But… no… you are different colors and patterns! This is a terrible joke. I wouldn’t suggest trying it on anyone else.”

“Dude, all I did was change my clothes. It’s not like I’m a whole ‘nother person, despite what commercials and such would have you believe.”

“Clothes?”

“Right… nudist… um… let me just… show you?”

Bella precedes to take off her top (not like they’ll care, they’re nudist anyway, right? eep, here goes nothing, really hope this is okay). Ralph thinks she means that they’re a race that sheds their skin, though he’s put out and puzzled over how no one mentioned that fact to anyone. After all, shedded skins can really clutter up an area, especially at the rate she seems to shed, though it could explain a few things. Bella, frustrated, puts her top back on, takes Ralph to her quarters, and shows him her clothing (which was still mostly packed due to limited storage space). Ralph finally sort-of understands, but the idea is totally trippy and weird to him.

“What did you think I brought so much luggage for?” 

“Well, I didn’t really want to pry, and your planet is… a bit… cluttered…”

*sigh* “Dude, I can’t… I just… urgh! WHY ME?!?!?!”


After many misunderstandings the aliens are brought to understand that humans can change their appearance in many ways, practically at-will. 

Then the whole issue of “camouflage” comes up. By this point, humans have developed advanced camouflage that automatically mimics the wearer’s surroundings. The other races react in various ways. Some are rather neutral about this discovery. Others are afraid. But many desire to obtain the art and secrets of “camouflage” for themselves. The earth and humans are now at the center of a conflict that borders on war - Intergalactic war. Because we’re the only race to have actually thought of camouflage. Thankfully, the other races begin to catch on before full-blown war is unleashed, but it is a very close thing.


@howtotrainyournana @crossroadsdimension Look! I came up with one! :D YAY for tired-brain-creativity! WHOOO (don’t really feel tired now, but I should be, and I know I will be when I have to wake up in four hours. :/ why does the coffee only seem to work when you actually want/need to sleep?)

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Alright lads buckle up because I have something important to say. I’ve been wanting to say this for a while, actually, but I’ve been uhhhhh terrified because y’all are fuckin’ wild here on tumblr dot fuck and I can feel the pitchforks and flames approaching already ha 

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tmr characters random personality types: [ thomas ]

zodiac sign: scorpio ; mbti type: intp ; hogwarts house: gryffindor ; aligment: neutral good ; bending type: water bender ; temperament: melancholic.

Has this been done yet? Is this meme outdated already? 

Thanks to @genalovestoons for dragging me into Samurai Bravo hell!

Also this is probably my first time ever drawing either of these characters so yay! And sorry for the shitty background. I screwed up royally in sai and there was no going back…

Aww, yay! The bros are reunited. They’re already talking about what they’ll do when they get their bodies back, like it’s an assured thing at his point…

Well, to be fair, they do know exactly what needs to be done to get Alphonse back. I’m not entirely sure they have a plan for Ed’s limbs.

Also, the mention of Izumi reminded me that I should say this show has far, far too little Izumi. Izumi is the best.

But then their attention turns straight back towards Alkahestry. The both of them want to learn all about it… That’s very exciting! Alkahestry doesn’t require physical contact– May has been seen throwing knives to create a make-shift circle and activating it from afar. The Elrics don’t even need circles to use Alchemy…

So if they learned Alkahestry, wouldn’t they just be able to transmute from any distance at will? That sounds monstrously powerful. And if Hohenheim is the creator of Alkahestry like I suspect, well, it’d be quite fitting for these two to learn it.

Tag Game

So my twin @deanssweetheart23 tagged me to create a mood/aesthetic board using only pictures on my phone…

Ta Daaaa… most of these were previously saved from facebook/tumblr/pinterest and only the pretty lake one is actually mine. Clearly depicted here are my two loves: Dean Winchester and Horses… And while I have eight hundred (exaggerating) quotes on my phone, that one snagged my attention as being related to Dean.

I don’t know who has been tagged already, so please just ignore me if you’ve done it or don’t want to do it… @lipstickandwhiskey @bringmesomepie56 @emilywritesaboutdean @atari-writes (I know you’re away, hun but I couldn’t leave you out…) @trexrambling @amoreagron @feelmyroarrrr

If anyone else wants to make one, go right ahead! I’ll be happy to reblog it.

Daveed: So, the more I study about [Jefferson], the more amazing it gets, y’know. It’s like, his early crusades for dogs that turned into a crusade against dogs. It’s like, the most fascinating thing!

Blake: Wait, what?

Daveed: He like, y’know, came back from France and was like “Everybody needs a dog; dogs are great!” By the end of his life he was like “Dogs are the devil; fuck dogs.”

Blake: How did he go from like “yay dogs” to like “fuck dogs”?

Daveed: Don’t know; haven’t done that much research.

Blake: Who can tell us? Somebody google it later and let us know.

Lin: Tumblr, you can tell us.

Daveed: Yeah, tumblr will find out.

Y’all has anyone completed the mission we’ve been given? Daveed and Lin are counting on us!!

So I saw @loverofpiggies talking about how errors act and slowly deteriorate, and it got me wondering how US!Sans (aka blueberry) would start acting if he did start turning into an error. So i had a little fun throwing together a design of kinda a half-way Erroring Blueberry. Not fully set on the colours yet but it’s a start.

Seeing as @loverofpiggies‘s US!Sans is already kinda manipulative in @askerrorsans, I thought that as he became an error, that trait would become worst. After losing all of his friends and being taken from his brother, than being abandoned by Error, Blueberry would become very possessive and clingy, unlike Error (No crash-induced hugs here). He is especially possessive of any Papyrus’ he comes across and uses his cute and helpless demeanor to lure them to help him before he abducts them into the anti-void.

Not to sure what his special Error magic would be though :/ Only thing I could think of was he might be able to use his magic to forcefully make others hear the voices in the void, that only he and error can hear, so as not to feel so alone with them. But this can also drive the person/monster mad at the sudden influx of noise into their mind.

//the things you do when you’re bored and your internet doesn’t work… also this has probably been done already, but I’m having fun.

Error and Errotale belong to @loverofpiggies on her blog @askerrorsans
Underswap Sans belongs to @popcornpr1nce

adelerhine  asked:

Hello :) I know this question has already been here, but he was about Overwatch girls. So.. Reactions of the Soldier 76, Reaper, Hanzo and Junkrat towards their crush?) P.S. Your blog is amazing, yay! :3

I’ve done some of the guys as well, but I’ll post it again here! <3

Soldier 76:

- Wouldn’t know what he felt at first, but would find the person interesting, pay more attention to them that usual 

- He would glance in their way when they are not looking, have the urge to say their name all the time or talk about them in random conversations

- His thoughts would constantly drift to the person. No matter what the situation, his mind would be carried away, thinking of the persons face, hair, smell and wondering what they’ll say next time they see him

- His own feelings would take him by surprise, and he would be confused at first and wouldn’t know what to do or how to cope

- Would eventually tell them how he feels, and would feel like the luckiest man alive if they felt the same way

Reaper:

- He never really believed in first sight until you came along and stole his heart. It was something he had never felt before, the very sight of you would fill him with hope

- He’d feel like his soul catches on fire every time the two of you have eye contact

- He’d do anything to catch your attention, and actually be kind towards you, and you’d slowly get to know him in a way that no one else has

- He’s not exactly the most romantic or affectionate type, but he’d probably use a ton of really cheesy and bad pick up lines

Hanzo:

- He’d try to always stay close to you, sometimes he would do it unconsciously though. His eyes would be hooked on you, silently admiring you and everything you do

- His face would light up whenever you are around him, he just wouldn’t be able to hide his smile and how you make him feel

- Would be afraid at first, either of losing or hurting you and confused as to whether he’s good for you or not

- In the end he’ll confess his feelings because he wouldn’t be able to live with himself, knowing that he might have missed his shot with you

Junkrat: 

- He wouldn’t be able to describe or understand the feeling at first, all he’d know is that he wants to be around you. It didn’t matter you were doing, just to hear your voice would be enough

- He wouldn’t know how to express his feelings, so he’d just tease you instead

-  Then he’d start mocking you a bit, maybe about some of your quirks, but in reality he’d just find them adorable. The fact that he actually notices these little things about you just shows how much of his attention is directed at you

- Sometimes the teasing would be physical, he might tickle you, poke you, etc. Just whatever excuse he can get to touch you

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Here it is….. my 6 selfies of 2016. (i’ve been tagged to do it 5747474 times) ANYWAYS this year has been the best and worst of my life and has changed me entirely as a person. I also turned 20 (yay adulthood) and moved to florida. It’s been wild but i appreciate the changes its brought to me through some…. pretty insane hardships.
On a lighter note i tag @encisor @animeadult @theoriginalgenome @maxandchloevstheworld @sunpoof @gurokiid

anonymous asked:

Some Frederick and Chrom angst, go! >:3 Their love interest has been critically wounded and they battle through hell to get to them in time to save their lovely ass.

Oh, I really really like this one! Haven’t done so much angst for a while rest assured the lovely asses are saved

Started some fluff today, but I won’t do it justice, so let’s have some angst yay! (apparently if someone asks you out they’re entitled to you, and you’re a horrible, awful, person if you say no)

And it’s been less than a day since I’ve spoken to Olivia but I’m already lonely. And she lives across the world from me. I hope she’s doing alright.

Frederick: The time is running out, he knows this quite well. He’s not an idealist so he knows that he must, by any means necessary, get to you before it’s too late. And with the condition you are in right now, that time may be coming soon. Gods! Is anyone not near you to go to your aid? A glint catches his eyes and although his heart is already in his stomach, he can feel it fall harder when he notices that it’s your engagement ring. The two of you were set to marry just in a few days, when this accursed Risen invasion showed up from the depths of hell.

They’re unusually skilled and strong today. Just as the thought flits through his mind, he notices a stealthy group of sorcerers that haven’t escaped your keen gaze. That’s when it clicks to you why the Risen are so well damn coordinated. And why the Ylissean army is so out of sorts. He barks out to Henry and Tharja to keep them at bay, and although they’re fending off hordes of risen already, they entrust the task to the others and heed his instructions.

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