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17.05.25 fancafe - bts_Jhope

21:41
after a long time
I’m writing~~~
guys is this the place where the lovely fans of billboard are?????? hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaah
I came to say thank you. even after four days?? have gone by, I still cant believe it.  thanks to your (ARMYs) great love we received a great award !!!!!
you know that right !!!????? this award is your award!!!!
lets give love and praise to everyone as much as this moment !!!!!!!!!
today we arrived in australia. we went to a nice place and at delicious food
I’m sure we will perform well tomorrow!!!!!!
I will do well as always ~

trans; @hobuing | do not repost

*A world meeting is taking place in America*

America: Okay, since I just binge-watched Hamilton animatics, for the rest of the meeting, everyone has to give their report in rap form!

Everyone Else: No.

Canada: You don’t have the voootes. You don’t have the voootes. Such a blunder sometimes makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder.

Kumajirou: Why he even brings the thunder!

Canada: When you don’t have the voootes.

America: Mattie stop.

*Submission by @kittyreaper <3

musicals in one sentence
  • hamilton: im not throwing away my shot, but POINTS HIS PISTOL AT THE SKY
  • deh: im alone so i lied
  • heathers: i wanted to be left alone not become popular and this guy comes and FUCK HAVE YOU SEEN HIS TRENCH COAT
  • wicked: no i never wanted to be popular, but fuck it galinda says so
  • les mis: AT THE END OF THE DAY YOU GET NOTHING BUT…our French dead asses
  • 21 chump street: i dont do drugs i promise i just like this girl
  • anastasia: HEART DON’T FAIL ME NOW–GRANDMA DON’T DESERT ME–gets lost in paris guys
  • poto: I LIKE THIS GIRL SO I WILL OBSESS OVER HER BECAUSE THAT’S LOVE RIGHT?
  • bom: THIS IS NOT ABOUT LAUGHING AT MORMONS MMKAY

this is a collective effort some of this are from my friends thank you frens
voiceless #2

This ending won the poll:

Hanahaki Disease GOOD ending - Lance has feelings for Keef. However, he can’t say anything because his voice is gone. But everything turns out fine and Lance’s voice is back :)

here’s part 1

And here is part 2! whoops it’s a lot longer and langstier than i originally intended

WARNING: yup there’s still LOTS of langst even if the ending is good, best prepare yourself


“Shut up, you stupid boy. I ought to get rid of your whiny voice.” Lotor snapped before grinning with realization. “Perhaps I should.”

Lance’s eyes widened. No, he can’t do that, it’s all I have, it’s all I have from Earth, it’s all I am, I’m useless if I’m voiceless, please, no, anything but that-

But Lance couldn’t say anything. He couldn’t talk, god, he couldn’t breathe, he was choking. He couldn’t do this to Lance, he couldn’t take his voice away. Lance desperately grasped at his throat with his sweaty, chained, hands. No, no, no, no… 

“Foolish human, I haven’t even done anything. You really are pathetic,” Lotor spat, looking down at Lance’s trembling, crumpled form as if Lance was nothing more than a pesky piece of gum on the bottom of his shoe.

“N-no-” Lance’s breathing was labored and forced. “-don’t, please-” Lance’s voice cracked, and it sounded so broken and weak.

“Reduced to begging at my feet?” Lotor cackled, voice shrill and unforgiving. “How fun this will be. Tell me, little paladin, all of your secrets.”

Lotor was approaching, looming over Lance, and he couldn’t do anything. He was helpless to whatever sick thing Lotor had in plan for him.

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Magnus: I can’t do anything without thinking of you

Alec: I don’t think I can live without you

Malec fandom: liSTEN IM NOT OKAY HOW DARE YOU COME FOR MY HEART LIKE THAT RUDE RUDE RUDE RUDE RU-

Malec fandom: OKAY IM FIne again continue

It always annoys me when white people kind of talk down to Japanese-Americans and diaspora bc they “know more” about Japan than whomever they’re talking to. Like congratulations on knowing more than me brad bc my grandma had to assimilate while u watched anime and decided to read 80 wiki articles and appropriate Japanese dress and traditions. Well done