yay subtext

about the xena reboot

1) If they don’t use the original cast I will Wage War

2) Yay for lesbian(/bisexual) subtext becoming text it was always text but I guess now it will be obviously textual text.

3) Xena was hugely progressive for women and somewhat progressive for LGBT women at the time, but 0% progressive for people of color.

4) Literally the only way I will not Wage War if someone other than Lucy Lawless is cast as Xena is if they

4.5) assuming this will be filmed again in New Zealand

5) CAST A MAORI ACTRESS AS XENA

6) Xena the show already gives no fucks about historical continuity so I am here for Maori Xena in Ancient Greece, I am so. here.

7) LUCY LAWLESS OR A WOMAN OF COLOR AS XENA

8) OR

9) BUST.