yay i'm a llama again....wait

The Emperor's New Groove Inspired Sentence Starters
  • "Look at that. Pretty pathetic huh?"
  • "Oh look! That's me as a baby!"
  • "Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the earth."
  • "You threw off my groove!"
  • "It is no concern of mine whether or not your family has... what was it again?"
  • "Think of it as you're being let go, you're part of an out placement, we're not picking up your option, take you're pick. I've got more."
  • "Who does that ungrateful little worm think he is? How could he do this to me? Why, I practically raised him!"
  • "Pull the lever!"
  • "Wrong lever!"
  • "Why do we even have that lever?"
  • "I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box, i'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself. When it arrives I'll smash it with a hammer!"
  • "Well, he ain't getting any deader."
  • "What's with the chimp and the bug? Can we get back to me?"
  • "I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this."
  • "What does that have to do with anything?"
  • "Is there anything on this menu that is not swimming in gravy?"
  • "Tell me ______'s dead. I need to hear these words."
  • "Squeaky ah squeak sqeaker squeaken."
  • "Why me? Why me?!"
  • "You have beautiful wives. They're both very pretty."
  • "Why I'm his third cousin's brother's wife's step-niece's great aunt, twice removed."
  • "Was she scary beyond all reason?"
  • "Bless you for coming out in public."
  • "Yay I'm a llama again! Wait...."
  • "The thing about shaking hands is... you need hands."
  • "Come on, nobody's that heartless."