yay i got a name for him

I got my drunk friend to describe Newsies characters and…

  • maybe smells good
  • like good books, who are nice
  • [what do you think his name is?] I know him I think!!
  • is he a jack or maybe tonie
  • [jack is right!] yay!!!
  • good man he tries with it all very hard
  • [he’s an artist] yes he has art hands
  • is sort like a bear
  • with soft trousers
  • a bit angery, i think maybe
  • maybe won his big hammer but its not what he wanted
  • so he has to look like maybe he is happy and hold it up, yay
  • but he is sad
  • [it’s not a hammer, it’s a crutch!] oh!!!!! :(
  • [what’s his name?] hammer time
  • [he’s called crutchie] thats so rude??
  • poor hammer crutch boy
  • oh dear [oh dear…?] oh dear
  • probably a joanna i think
  • from a farm
  • [she’s a reporter!] with that skirt dress????
  • but her skirt dress is plastic  :((
  • [her name’s katherine] yes joanne
  • she likes chickens not to eat but as friends
  • he’s trying really hard to be valjean
  • but no he is not
  • hes not a similie for jesus like valjean
  • [he’s katherine’s dad] oh oh oh i know him !!!!!
  • you told me!!! he has some paper
  • and is bad
  • or sad. maybe hes both.
  • !!!  is he tony? [no, there’s no tony]
  • and he’s your favourite boy? who you love? [yeah he’s my fav!]
  • ears !!!
  • ben ears!!!
  • fankfurter [close enough]
  • tony 
  • [he’s called davey] almost the same,,
  • he lives with the cows in a little cow house and milks them when they want to give away their milk in the morning
  • and he likes to go to new york city to see his friend hammer man
  • :))
MBTI “I have a crush on you...”

ENFJ: Awww really?! Let me go tell my sister!

ESFJ: So I… make you happy? *starts crying*

ESFP: You know what? I like you too. Let’s go make out.

ENFP: I think I might like you too but I’m not sure yet so give me a minute.

INFJ: Are you sure you know what that means? Do you really know what it means to have a crush?

ISFJ: Aw yay now I can care for you and we can make cute little family traditions and name our firstborn child Margaret <33333

ISFP: *gives him/her a flower*

INTJ: You probably don’t

INFP: *blushes* I hardly know what to say! *exploding on the inside bc it’s exactly how they imagined*

ISTJ: What’s a crush?

ISTP: ain’t nobody got time for that *drives away*

INTP: *didn’t hear you*

ESTJ: Yes. Now let us talk about the future I have intricately planned out for us.

ESTP: *only thinking about him/her naked*

ENTP: You do?… I wonder how grass really, actually grows

ENTJ: Terrific! I like you too! *checks that off the schedule*

highlights of 4x03
  • day trip 2.0 let’s goooo 
  •  of course Bellamy thinks he won’t get a spot on the Ark and OF COURSE Clarke is like YES YOU FUCKING WILL
  • hi luna!!
  • the hand nuzzle
  • every indra scene is awesome
  • hi jackson!!
  • can bellamy and clarke stand any closer?? like for real get closer go kiss
  • bellamy driving the rover hot damn
  • the hand nuzzle
  • JAHA RIDING IN THE BACKSEAT LIKE A KID 
  •  also yay!! papa miller’s back!! 
  • murphy stealing the medicine to help a child just like his dad did for him :“”((( 
  •  GAIA IS MY QUEEN I LOVE HER 
  •  AND HOLY SHIT SHE’S INDRA’S DAUGHTER 
  • the hand nuzzle
  •  "SHE’S LUCKY TO HAVE YOU" “YOU’VE GOT IT BACKWARDS"ok they love each other so much ok
  • Bellamy sure has a lot of fun with that rover wow 
  • the bellarke hand nuzzle did you guys see it
  •  Hmmm ok Octavia I respect you for helping my girl Gaia like that 
  •  OH MY GOD 
  • THAT BELLARKE SCENE 
  • BELLAMY SNOOZING ON THE COUCH 
  •  CLARKE PUTTING DOWN BELLAMY’S NAME 
  •  BELLAMY WRITING DOWN HERS 
  •  "If you’re on the list, I’m on the list” aka IF YORE A BIRD IM A BIRD 
  • THE FUCKING HAND NUZZLE
  • CLARKE AND BELLAMY LOVE AND TRUST AND SUPPORT EACH OTHER SO MUCH OKAY
4

ITS PRIDE MONTH!!!  (for the next 3 hours that is.)


Any who!   With all that’s been happening this month …I knew I wanted to do something for the all of you to show how much this month means to me.  (granted I am a happily gay tranqueer so its a personal thing too.)


So here ya go. 


In Order.

(note ; I picked these 4 because I thought them the most likely to go to a pride festival.)

inkXerror  A smooth and proud!  Ink would so drag Error to something like this and then just to make Error feel better sit farthest from everyone and hand him one of those Hate pamphlets to shred.  (I was always getting those from the anti’s when I’d go hell one time they broke a friends arm tugging her away from me.)


PJxFresh (i know the proper name is freshpaper but I messed up sry.)  -  First timers.   I call this art this cause I feel like this image looks like its the start of their relationship and honestly their both unclear of what to do here.  So they hold hands and try to think less awkward thoughts as couples and families surround them.


PalettexGoth  (again, I know its Poth, I screwed up!)  Super gays!  These two got this title though the fact I saw Palette like myself at prides wearing my flag as a cape and buying and wearing every rainbowy thing I could possibly get my hands on.  Goth is like my love now.  He’ll wear a pride shirt and his bandana but nothing else.  Also he’s normally the one encouraging me to scream out something stupid…which I’d do to my him smile.  Stay Uke my friends!


AfterDeath (Was the last art to do so I got the name right yay!)  Forever Proud!  Reaper and Geno each have a half of a pride flag.  This has always been a symbol to me.  The first Flag I bought with my love now is done this way.  Its a way of saying we’re never whole without each other.  They are the long time goers of Pride I would sit back and watch them and their kids have fun and wish that one day that was me.


Side note!

I’ve drawn a lot of AfterDeath lately.  And soon I’m thinking of doing the 30day OTP art challenge.  So watch out I may drawn more LEL.


Undertale/ @tobyfoxofficial

Ink/ @comyet

Error/ @loverofpiggies

PaperJam/ @7goodangel

Fresh/ @loverofpiggies

Palette/ @angexci

Goth/ @nekophy

Reaper/ @renrink

Geno/ @loverofpiggies


Just  took notice I used all 3 of CQ’s skele-sons lol

Toffee Vs Moon Analysis

Important fact that some people forget when we talk about Toffee: he always has a plan, he knows a lot about his enemies, and almost everything that happens near him or in relation with him has been meticulously calculated do not ever play chess with him, guys.

First, do you think it’s a coincidence that Moon ended up alone with Ludo? Toffee made Ludo believe the wand doesn’t work anymore, so he couldn’t help but to tell it, and make the others believe he is not a threat anymore. Or maybe the wand didn’t work anymore for any other reason like Toffee had enough of making magic for Ludo but the result is the same: Ludo looked pitiful and Moon stayed with him alone, moved…. and VULNERABLE. Remeber what happened?

And then, the battle begun. After he toke down Ownitraxus in a sigle movement.

Remember that Toffee knows about his enemies, so he would probably know that doing what he did to Moon to the others, he would gain power and the chancellor would be forced to waste his energy on reviving Hekapoo and the diamond guy whose name I can’t remember. After reviving them, Toffee just toke them down again. And absorb them again Toffee: yay, now I have the double of their power!.

Those two weren’t a match for him. What would the chancellor do to have a posibility? Revive Moon.

And that killed the goat-demon.

What did Toffee earn with this? Moon is alone against him. Why he wanted that? Because she is the one who Toffee wants revenge on and still we don’t know why he wants revenge, we have no clue, goddammit, Disney, give us something!

Then we got an epic fight. Fucking epic

Moon was forced to retreat, since he was beating her. She took with her all the member of the commission, but before she leaves: 

Traslation: “This is just starting, Moon. Now I’m going after your daughter”

And what does Moon do? Pick up her daughter, of course, so that way Star is close to her mother and safer. 

Originally posted by sebcorgan

Well, done… is not that Toffee could just have to take something really important to Star and that is unguarded and use it to blackmail her and get his finger back… Is not like anything like that happened before and worked perfectly…

evenerikkealene  asked:

mikki!!!! i hate my mood today. could you please write about what even and isak are doing today? :') i need this!! <3

Ahhhhh anything for you my love 💜

Isak wakes up to a big fluffy pillow hitting him in the face. He sits up and squints his eyes as he adjusts to the morning light. Finally Even’s cheeky smile appears in front of him and Isak smiles back. “I was sleeping!” 

Even answers by throwing himself on the bed and kissing isaks neck “wakey wakey eggs and bakey.” 

Isak laughs “you’re already cooking us breakfast in our new place?” 

Even raises his eyebrows “but of course! That was the deal. I make you breakfast everyday and you let me be in charge of decorating the apartment!” 

Isak pulls a pillow onto his face and groans heavily into it. “Eveeeeeeen” 

Even purses his lips as his eyes sparkle with excitement “a promise is a promise baby.” he says before jumping off the bed and heading to the kitchen “come eat! We have lots to do today.” 

Isak shook his head as his face glowed with a smile containing pure bliss. He was a doofus, but he was his doofus. 


“more to the right…no Isak, the other right.” 

“that’s your right not my right Evy!” 

Even giggled “okay it’s just a little crooked….how about, yessss perfect!” 

Isak laughed as he stepped back and gazed at the poster Even made him put up. “I can’t believe you are defacing our apartment, our save haven! with this.” 

Even put his arm around Isak’s shoulders, pulling him closer as he observed the Gabrielle poster now stuck to their kitchen wall. “I love it.” he said happily before kissing Isak’s nose and heading to place the succulent he bought over on the windowsill.  

“Why?” Isak asks incredulous. 

Even rearranges the plant “hmm I think I’m gonna name her Sucky Mc.Suck-Suck” 

Isak laughed brightly “Baby…” 

Even sighed and walked back over to Even to put his arms around him “It’s because it reminds me of one of the few times I ever felt really happy. Like honest to god stomach is about to fall out happy…and the first time I got you to dance to Gabrielle!” 

Isak blushed and kissed Even lightly “me too.” he said before looking back up at the poster “I mean it’s still shit but I like it.” 

Even grinned “yay now just help me with this framed justin bieber poster I - “

“Eveeeeen” 

his beautiful laugh echoed through the apartment, “just kidding baby I know how it gives you a major headache,” he said with a wink. 

Isak shook his head. “okay but look, I know I agreed that you can be in charge of decorating this-

“I am Master decorator. the creative genius. Head of interior design in the bech næsheim and Valtersen residence.” 

“yes Even I get it. But can there be like oneeeee thing I can put up? 

Even smiled “yesss but I swear to god if it is that bikini poster I am going to kick you out.” 

Isak shook with laughter “nei! I gave that to Magnus.” 

“good” 

Isak went over to one of the boxes placed in the corner of the room labeled “Isak’s junk” and pulled out a shoebox. 

“what is this?” Even asked as Isak came closer. he pulled the lid off and showed Even all of the drawings he gave Isak inside. 

“Is it okay if I hang a couple of these in our room?” 

Even’s smile lit up the world as he cooed in his melodic voice “awwwww baby, you aren’t supposed to be sappier than me.” 

Isak rolled his eyes with a smile glowing bright on his face “shut up.” 

Even kissed Isak deeply before pressing their foreheads together and staring right in his angel’s eyes. “Never.” he replied before wrapping his arms around the man of his life and enjoying the fact that they never had to worry about someone walking in on them again. This was their safe haven. Isak and Even’s. Even’s and Isak’s. 

Forever

so this became longer than I intended but I really hope it cheered you up angel! Let me know what you think and I hope your day becomes bright and beautiful like evaks soon <3 <3 <3 

“whose baby are you?”

member . jeonghan ft dino

genre . fluff

summary . you’re jeonghan’s baby, but so is dino…

word count . 995

✎ [repost] soooo,,, this was one of the requests I had before I accidently deleted my blog…. if you find this again, I hope you still like it haha♡

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*

           “Pew pew pew!” You imitated with a silly face as you aggressively pressed buttons on your controller, your eyes trained on the TV in front of you. Your boyfriend stifled a small laugh as he wrapped an arm around you and bringing you closer to his side, while kissing the side of your head affectionately. Dino was the other side of him, his tongue sticking out of the corner of his mouth as he pressed the buttons on his controller just as aggressively.

           Jeonghan chuckled warmly, enjoying being snuggled between his two favorite people. Both you and Dino were playing a quick round of whatever game happened to be in the console- and that quick round ended up being many rounds- with you dominating the game. Originally, it was just you and Dino on the couch, but Jeonghan had came home early from a quick recording session and decided to join the two of you on the couch, getting himself comfy between his two favorite people.

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starlighticefire  asked:

Can I ask for the GOM (including Kuroko) and Himuro reacting to a girl who has a crush on him, but he doesn't know until her friends tell him?

*cries* I finally have my computer up and running again!!! Also requests for Himuro make me very happy because I feel like he doesn’t get enough love.


Kuroko:  “Ok, but why does ____ like Kuroko-kun? He’s like a ghost. It’s kinda creepy,” one of the girls in the group cringed.

The boy nearly stopped in his tracks when he heard those words. Not the thing about him being a ghost, since he kinda expected that. His lack of presence was something he was well aware of, obviously.

He heard the name of a girl that was in his class. And that she liked him. They sat on opposite sides of the classroom, but she was pretty. Kuroko felt his face heat up at learning this new information that the girl liked him. A part of him wanted to confront her about it, but a part of him wanted to see if she’d gain the confidence to tell him. He walked to class with a spring in step and a small smile on his face.

Akashi: A girl known for being… in kinder terms, a floozy, came up to Akashi one day and thankfully he already had a rejection speech ready. He wasn’t interested in relationships at the moment, especially not with someone who wouldn’t take it seriously.

“Akashi-kun, I’m a good friend of ____, and she would never tell you herself, but she has an almost debilitating crush on you.” She tossed hair over her shoulder and scoffed. “She’s such a pansy sometimes, but I figured if I told you then you might be able to do something about it.”

With that, she walked away, leaving Akashi somewhat dumbfounded. He blinked cluelessly for a few moments before he sat down at his desk. He knew the girl; in fact she sat right next to him. She was nice, didn’t get the best grades in class, but he knew she worked hard.

He put his chin in his hand and grinned a little to himself. Maybe he could use this information to his advantage to get to know her better…

Aomine: When the ace heard that a girl had a crush on him, he wasn’t really fazed. After all, he was a total stud, so of fucking course a ton of girls liked him. This wasn’t anything new, but something bothered him about it.

Her friends had told him. He felt like that was breaking unspoken girls’ code or something.

He asked Satsuki, and she’d been dumbfounded.

“What kinds of friends does she have?!” the pink-haired girl demanded. “That is one thing that girls don’t do!!! I mean, unless they think that they have a better chance, but… Jesus, this really pisses me off! I’m gonna go and become her best friend!!!”

With that, she’d stormed off, leaving a baffled Aomine on the roof. Maybe if Satsuki was going to become her best friend, he’d see her around, and he figured that wouldn’t be too bad.

Kise: When yet another girl traipsed up to Kise, he had to plaster a smile onto his face again. He hated when girls confessed to him on the roof; it was so cliché. If someone was to confess to him, he wanted it to be original.

This girl, though, she had a sly smirk on her face. “I have a feeling you get a lot of confessions up here,” she said with her hands behind her back.

“Yeah…” Kise raised an eyebrow. “What are you getting at?”

“You’re not gonna get one from me,” she giggled. “I already have a boyfriend. But I’m here on behalf of my best friend, ____. She’s too shy to confess to you herself, and I thought I might tell you to give her a push in the right direction.”

Kise was very confused at this point. “Uh, so… what does that mean?”

“It means that I’m putting the ball in your court, Kise,” she shrugged. “Whether or not you do anything with this information is completely up to you, but I think even if you talked to her, even to give her a rejection, she would be over the moon that you even noticed her.”

“And what if I told her that you told me?” he wondered.

“She’d probably kill me, but I wouldn’t regret it.”

With that, the girl walked away and down the stairs. Kise plopped down on the roof and thought. He’d heard that name before; after all they were in the same class. Maybe he should talk to her a little.

Midorima: Takao bounded up to Midorima at practice one day with a huge smile on his face.

“No,” Midorima said as soon as Takao got to him.

“But you didn’t even hear what I’m going to say,” Takao pouted.

“I don’t care, the answer is already no.”

“But Shin-chan! Just hear me out! Please?”

Midorima rolled his eyes and looked at his teammate. “Fine. What?”

“Yay! So, there’s this girl who has a crush on you, and I totally think you should ask her out because she’s really, really great and I think you’d like her a lot. And honestly her crush on you is embarrassing and I’ve tried to convince her to tell you herself but she’s way too shy. So I decided to take it into my own two hands.”

Takao’s barrage of words stunned Midorima. “Wait…”

It took a few more seconds for it to finally sink in and when it did, the boy blushed and turned away from his friend. “Whatever,” he scoffed, grabbing a basketball.

“So is that a yes?” Takao smirked. “Because I’m gonna text ____-chan right now and tell her that you’ll take her out on a date this Friday night.”

“NO!” Midorima shouted louder than he’d anticipated. “I’ll… do it myself,” he muttered.

In all honesty, he’d noticed ____ a little more since she’d started hanging out with Takao, and developed an interest in her. She seemed to be nice, since she tolerated Takao, and he wouldn’t mind someone like her.

Murasakibara: He was honestly surprised when a group of girls approached him. Because of his height, he almost never got to talk to girls. Not that he really cared either way, if he was honest.

“Murasakibara-kun! Um…” the seeming leader of the group averted her eyes as soon as she glanced up at him.

“We just wanted to tell you about our friend, ____!” another girl added.

“She’s had a crush on you for forever!”

With that, the three of them ran away, leaving the purple giant more confused than he usually was. He shrugged and turned around to go back to the vending machine to get his favorite snack when he saw a girl standing in the middle of the hallway. Her face was pale and she looked terrified. She must’ve overheard.

He cocked his head to the side. “Are you ok, ____?” he wondered. She was the manager of his basketball team, after all, and it wouldn’t do any good for her to be sick or something.

“Uh… Yeah, yeah, I’m fine,” she nodded, letting out a sigh of relief.

“So you like me, huh, ____?” he drawled.

She tripped over her feet and fell on her face, amazed that he’d put two and two together. Usually he was so unobservant, but she supposed she had her friends to thank.

Himuro: Himuro Tatsuya was by no means unpopular with girls. He was kind, attentive, and quite a gentleman. He always seemed to be just out of everyone’s reach, though.

He was hanging out by himself in the gym one day during lunch, and he heard a group of girls approaching through the door. He sighed and resigned himself to smiling for them and pretending to be the ideal person he knew everyone thought him to be.

The girls were giggling endlessly and he groaned internally. They were the fluttering preppy girls who usually tried to hit it off with him.

“Himuro, we’ve got something to tell you!” one of them grinned.

He raised an eyebrow. He then realized how strange it was for a bunch of girls to come to him at once.

“What’s up?” he wondered, smiling a bit.

“You know ____, right?” another girl asked.

“Yeah,” he shrugged. He’d seen her around, and he was pretty sure she was in Murasakibara’s class. She seemed to like him well enough; at least she wasn’t scared of him like some people.

“Well, she totally has a crush on you, and we think you two would make a good couple!” the last girl piped up.

Himuro barely contained his surprise. Usually girls were willing to kill for a chance at him, even though he always turned them down. And yet here these girls were, trying to get their friend a chance.

“Huh,” he nodded. “Interesting. I’ll look into it, thanks for the tip.”

This girl must be extraordinary for her to have friends willing to give up their shots at dating Himuro to try to set her up with him.

Something I haven’t specifically seen anyone else mention so far that I really like about the Tangled Series.

“I’ve Got a Dream” portrayed Big Nose as a hopeless romantic, which is all well and good, but he’s also a thug. I think the series does a really good job of balancing the aspects of his personality. When Eugene shows him the ring he’s planning to propose to Rapunzel with, Big Nose’s response is, “Nice.” Not the kind of reaction you’d expect a hopeless romantic to have. Yet, he writes poetry for and about Assunta (yay, she has a name now! I hope we get to see more of her!), in which he declares his love a secret, at least in the title (”Can You Keep a Secret? I Love You”).

It’s possible that he’s still not comfortable showing his softer side. Rapunzel is often the exception for people, bringing things out in them that they aren’t willing to tell anyone else about. She was for Eugene, for Maximus, for all the other thugs in the Snuggly Duckling. I’m really appreciating that they don’t think everyone who she’s come across has had a complete 180 in personality. It’s really realistic to have them maintain the core personalities they’ve been living with for years.

Good job, Crew!

(As an aside, I think it’s sweet that the guys ask Big Nose about his relationship.)

The Man Behind The Mask

A/N: I wrote this about a year ago for Wattpad and I’ve decided it belongs on Tumblr Description: What happens when you meet Warning: None
Word count: 1.5k


Y/N’s PoV
~~~~~~~~~~

I stood near the door at Lex Luther’s party, suddenly everyone’s heads turned to the entrance as the sound of camera flashes filled the air. An older handsome guy in a rich suit stepped out the black car. “Who’s that?” I asked my friend Jennifer who I came with.

“You seriously need to get out more, miss reporter that’s Bruce Wayne.” Jennifer told me as I admired his good looks.

~some time later ~

“Ok I’m getting tired should we go?” I complained to Jen.

“You haven’t interviewed anyone other than Lex Luther.”

“But Clark is here, so he’s is already interviewing people. What’s the point of having everything twice?”

“You know we can go. If you interview Bruce Wayne.”

“What? No.”

“F/N I’ve seen you eyeing him since the moment he walked in, just talk to him.”

“How do I even start?”

“Just introduce yourself and ask for an interview or something, I don’t know… Wait it looks like you won’t have to he’s coming over.”

“Wait what?”

“Bye.”

“Bye I guess.” I said as Jennifer walked away and Bruce Wayne started to approach me.

“Hello I’m Bruce Wayne.” He said with his deep charming voice.

“Nice to meet you Mr Wayne, my name is f/n l/n.”

“Pleasures mine Miss l/n.”

~~~~~~~~~~
Bruce’s PoV
~~~~~~~~~~

“Alfred she drove off with the drive.” I said through the secret mic.

“There’s nothing you can do now. Go socialise, maybe you’ll bring someone home. Again in your dreams Alfred.” Alfred said threw the earpiece trailing off like he walked away from the mic after saying Go socialise. I looked around and noticed a stunning young woman standing in the corner with who I persumed was her friend.

~~~~~~~~~~
Y/N’s PoV
~~~~~~~~~~
“Mr Wayne I’ve actually wanted to approach you and ask you some questions.” I started, making Bruce roll his eyes.

“Can’t have a normal conversation with anyone here can you? Everyone is a damn reporter.”

“I’m sorry Mr Wayne, I bet you have been asked a million questions today. Truly I’m tired so if you don’t want another exact same article written than just refuse.”

“Well then, I refuse.”

“Very well Mr Wayne, thank you for saving me from more writing.”

“Don’t mention it.” He smirked. “So you’re a reporter?”

“Yeah, yeah I am.”

“Well you’re the kindest reporter I’ve ever met.”

“Thank you Mr Wayne.”

“Bruce”

“I’m sorry?”

“Bruce call me Bruce.

“Well ok then Bruce how come you left Gotham for once?” I said exaggerating the Bruce.

“I got invited here.”

“Well that’s a good enough reason” I said, our conversation then became random as we talked I could see Jen chatting up some guy across the room. I got a text and quickly checked my phone. ‘Jen: Looks like you two are hitting it off. This guy is taking me home see you. Have fun :p’ I smirked to myself after reading the message.

“What’s so funny?” Bruce asked approaching me with two martinis in his hands.

“Nothing just a text from my friend.” I replied.

“Okay, here you go.” He said handing me a glass.

“Oh Bruce I can’t.” I said apologetically.

“Why?” He asked.

“I need to drive home.” I explained.

“One drink won’t hurt.”

“I guess.” I said before taking a sip.

“May I have this dance?” Bruce asked when the song changed. We danced for what seemed like forever after the first song we sort of just hugged swaying from side to side along with the slow music, each of us drink in hand. I realised I was still on that first martini while Bruce was now drinking scotch and soda, I was unable to keep track of how many drinks he already had and when I let go of him saying I need to go to the bathroom I realised he was struggling to stand on his own. When I came back I found Bruce leaning on the wall for support.

“Hey Bruce I’m gonna go home because I have work tomorrow in the morning and it’s already one so I’ll be able to have at least four hours of sleep before work. But I had fun tonight, thank you for making this party enjoyable.” I explained.

“Why don’t I go home with you?” Drunk Bruce said slowly.

“Bruce I don’t think that’s a good- actually ok.” I said leading Bruce to my car.


I woke up and checked the time “shit” I said under my breath when I realised the time was 8:15 and I start work at 9 am. I must of forgot to turn my alarm on, I got up and Bruce? Why is Bruce here? Then it all came flooding back to me, the party and how drunk Bruce Wayne got. I crept round my house making myself breakfast and taking a shower. As I was getting ready to walk out I dropped my phone on the floor and said rather loudly “Shit.” Then next thing I heard was a moan. Great I woke him up I thought, my plan was to leave him here with a note telling him to show his way out when he wakes up but he was already awake.

“Where am I?” He moaned.

“You Mr Wayne, are right now on my couch.” I said in quite a cocky voice.

“Y/N right?” Bruce asked.

“Yes. Now I need to leave to work. There’s aspirin in the bathroom on the side, its quite obvious, take some for your headache and show your self out.”

“So what you’re leaving me here? All alone.”

“ Yes Bruce we are not all millionaires.”

“Very funny.”

“I’d like to think so,” I said sarcastically. “Okay I need to go, help your self to food ect. Bye” I said before rushing out the door. I felt quite wired leaving a topless Bruce Wayne all alone in my house, to be honest I had a small crush on him, I mean it is Bruce Wayne. But he’s just a playboy that’s stayed out of the spotlight for the past fifteen years or so.

~

I was writing a article when one of my best friends Lois Lane came up to me.

“What’s up?” I said turning round in my chair to face her.

“A little birdy told me you went home with someone last night.”

“And who would say that?” I asked her.

“Um someone who was at the party.” Clark said after he came over and hugged Lois from the back.

“Clark.” I moaned.

“What, it’s true you went home with someone.” Clark said.

“Yes, but it’s not what you think.” I tried to explain myself.

“Then what is it?” Lois asked.

“The guy got drunk so I simply took him to mine and let him sleep on my couch so he doesn’t have a car accident.” I explained.

“Well that’s boring.” Lois stated.

“I’m sorry that I don’t have a perfect life with my boyfriend who’s super awesome.” I said with emphasis and they both gave me a look saying shut up.

“So you’re saying me you aren’t planning on seeing him again, I mean it’s Bruce Wayne.”

“Yay, the old but still hot millionaire playboy.” I said sarcastically.

“Admit it you like him.” Lois said as Clark turned around and started talking to someone else.

“Maybe, but he probably doesn’t remember my name by now. Anyway how’s you two?”

“Good, never better I gues.” Lois simply said.

“Y/N this is for you.” A co-worker said handing me a envelope. I was confused, it was fancy and I don’t remember the last time I got a letter.

“That looks fancy.” Lois said.

“I know.” I said starting to open the letter.

“What does it say?” Clark said as he turned around.

“Really the both of you are acting like teen girls.”

“I don’t think that’s what it says.” Lois said.

“Fine it says: Y/N, I had a great time last night. Sorry i got drunk and thank-you for saving me from what probably would be a car crash and letting me sleep on your couch. I would like to return the favour by taking you out to dinner. My car will be waiting outside for you when you finish work. If you don’t want to join me for dinner please just tell my driver. -B.Wayne”

“So are you gonna go?” Lois asked.

“I don’t know.” I said even though I wanted to say yes.

“Come on, you have to.” Clark said like a teen girl.

“Fine, if it will make you happy.” I said.

“So I’m guessing the papers will be blank tomorrow seeing that the three of you are gossiping.” Perry White said.

“Sorry Mr White.” We said almost in sync.

~

I walked out the building and saw a black car. I approached it and the black window rolled down revealing Bruce in a dark blue suite.

“Care to join me? He asked.

Part 2

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Fic: Frisky Business (Stitchers, Camsten, M, Romance/Humor)

Title: Frisky Business

Author: IHeartCamsten (yes, I have a new name! Yay!)

Fandom: Stitchers

Pairing: Duh, Camsten.

Rating: M

Spoilers: Up to and including 3x01

Summary: She slept in his bed a dozen times… she ignored the feel of him pressed against her first thing in the morning each time. This morning would be very, very different.

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Trash Prompts From Tumblr - ElectraRhodes - Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 13/?
Fandom: Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types, Hannibal (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter
Characters: Will Graham, Hannibal Lecter
Summary: ABO AU (no shit) Will Graham is a grumpy college professor. Who’s also pregnant. After a one night stand. And damn he didn’t even get the guy’s name. Hey don’t judge him. It was A BOotycall? (*sweats* see what I did there?)

Ch 3. ABO one night stand part 1
Ch 4. ABO one night stand part 2
Ch 7. ABO one night stand part 3 not the finale, got over excited
Ch 8. ABO one night stand part 4 still not the finale
Ch 10. ABO one night stand part 5 Not the finale for plumbing reasons
Ch 12. ABO one night stand part 6 still not the finale for dramatic mongoose reasons
Ch 13. ABO one night stand part 7 the finale! Yay!

anonymous asked:

Have you ever made an appreciation post for Martin Jones cause ya know he is one of the cutest and softest goalies 🐶

In light of his birthday I’m going to try my best despite not knowing a ton about him so…..JONESY 👑🐬 (there’s no shark emoji what an oversight)

The deets: SAN JOSE SHARKS!!! #31!!! GOALIE!!!

Ex-deets: Los Angeles Kings, also #31, also goalie (funny how that doesn’t change)

Here he is with the Cup (2014, Kings) and a bird. I’m not sure why he has a bird but it’s cool and it’s Jonesy so you accept it

What he’s known for:

  • Kicking ass and highway robbery (x)

(That’s his crease. Don’t go in it)

Did you see him in the 2016 playoffs? Bc it was insane. Back to back shutouts in the WCF??? He literally saved his team so many times in the SCF

  • Large frightened goalie eyes (sometimes dead inside)

Despite that he’s still really pretty (x)

  • LOVES AVOCADOS
  • What color are his eyes though (x)

(That’s him eating avocados and confusing us with his eye color)

  • Agrees that he should change his last name to “McFly” so he can be Marty McFly
  • Can grow some mean facial hair
  • Mercilessly adorable. This doesn’t need comment just look at him (x)
161230 For Life fansign - Kyungsoo fanaccounts

@DOSA_XO: I told Kyungsoo that for his birthday, his fans will be volunteering service and doing a lot of good work. I’m going to volunteer for his birthday too, that his fans will be doing this under his name TT Kyungsoo said he was really grateful for that TTTTT We high-fived TTTT

@dokkomi_: How do you have so many male fans Do Kyungsoo? lol this is the fourth one

@kellyhalo: I was sitting next to one of Kyungsoo’s male fans. He came from Hong Kong and he said he bought 100 albums [for the fansign] haha. He was super friendly and we exchanged Line IDs, and as soon as he went up to Kyungsoo they had the brightest handshake

@adorablexoxoexo: I told Kyungsoo that Be Positive passed 50 million views and Kyungsoo said thank you, I didn’t realize, wow!! He was so lovely when his eyes got big… I blanked out

@Dyobonbon: Kyungsoo was so lovely TTTTT His eyes TTTTT I told him about Be Positive, which he’d already heard from a previous fan haha. And when I told him that numbers 1-6 in Naver’s drama/movie category were all Be Positive, he said “oh my~ victory!” and we high-fived TTTT 

@_0112doh: I brought kkoma Kyungsoo* with me again and said to Kyungsoo ‘this is a doll of you, isn’t he cute?’ and Kyungsoo took it…. I just wanted to show it off…. Kyungsoo patted it all over and thanked me and kept it….. I gave him a present I didn’t mean to give.. it doesn’t have one of its buttons anymore… 
I gave Kyungsoo my only child, I hadn’t even washed it after spilling coffee on it,,,,,, Kyungsoo,,,,,…

*kkoma (child) Kyungsoo is a popular doll produced by the fanartist @XIU_WA

@DO_suae: As soon as our eyes met I told him he was cute, because he was so cute. He laughed as he signed my album. I asked him what he found cute, Kyungsoo went ‘Um.. puppies! Puppies are really cute!’ When I asked if he ever thought about keeping one he said no! so brightly and directly that I couldn’t say anything to that..

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Hi everyone! 

So, today, it’s my participation on @starcoweek2, the prompt was “pregnancy”.

I’m SUUUUPER late for this, and I’m sorry. I wrote 3 things completely different, but none of them felt right. It was always missing something E thinks it’s my confidence, but that never existed. Anyways, now it’s good and I hope you like it! Hopefully I’ll be able to catch up on Starco Week this weekend.

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Day 1 | Day 2 | Day 3 | Day 4 | Day 5  | Day 6  | Day 7


The Queen pouted on the other side of the couch, refusing to come near her husband as he sighed tiredly.

“Star we just can’t choose like that…”

“Why not?”

“Because we don’t even know if its a boy or a girl, how can we choose a name for the baby?”

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Hey Good Lookin pt 2

Steve Rogers x Reader

A/n: HERE’S PART TWO!!!!

Genre: Romance, Fluff
Rated: Mature
Warnings: SMUTTY SMUT SMUT, swearing, Captain kink, bondage, Dom! Steve

It had been a week since you told Steve that he looked good with his new suit. He had left afterwards and you were worried about him. Your phone buzzed as Clint texted you. You grinned at your phonetic name for him.
Robin Hood: Hey little bird. Got some news for youuuuuuuuu
Me: omg hey Hawkass. Whats the newws for meeeeeeeee?
Robin Hood: omfg NO NICKNAMES DAMMIT. And Caps back.
Me: OMFG.
Robin Hood: judging by the loud and furiously running footsteps, your voice yelling “YAY! CUTIE BOOTIES BACK!” you got my message.
You grinned excitedly.
“Steve!”
Said man turned and smiled as you hugged him, jumping up and down.
“You’re back! And alive!”
Steve chuckled and nodded.
“In the flesh, doll.”
You blushed when Steve kissed your cheek, whispering.
“I couldn’t get my mind off you, Agent. All I could think about was the way you stared at me in my new suit.”
You blushed heavily as Steve kissed your neck. Steve huskily asked.
“Is this ok?”
“Steve, please…”
You felt Steve’s lips curve into a smirk on your neck and gasped when he picked you up. Your legs wrapped around his waist and his hands held your butt. Steve’s lips found yours and he confessed.
“I can’t stop thinking about you. How you would look in my bed…god, it’s so hard not to think about you like that.”
You blushed and whispered.
“You can take your sexual frustrations out on me, Captain. ”
Steve groaned and growled, pushing you into a wall.
“I intend to.”
Steve kissed your lips roughly, his hands roaming your body and his tongue slid into your mouth. Your hand gripped his hair as teeth and tongues clashed. You bit his bottom lip and Steve bucked his hips into yours, making you gasp.
“Steve!”
He walked to the bedroom and set you on the bed. Steve ordered.
“Undress. Now.”
You blushed but obeyed, wanting to moan at the heating coil in your stomach. You stepped you of your jeans after you unbuttoned your shirt. Steve groaned slightly when you unclasped your bra. You watched as Steve took off his suit, throwing it somewhere. His muscles rippled with every movement and you felt the heat in your core burn painfully. Steve’s lips parted slightly and you looked down as he gazed at your chest.
“D-don’t stare, please…”
Steve walked over and whispered in your ear, embracing you.
“You’re beautiful darling. Now, lay on your back, legs spread wide.”
You did as told and Steve’s face flushed pink, his erection straining his boxers. Steve crawled over to you and kissed up your legs slowly, giving a few licks and hickies here and there. You gasped when he found a sweet spot on your inner thigh and Steve asked.
“Are you gonna abide by MY rules, Agent?”
You moaned out when his fingers brushed against your soaking lips.
“Yes…”
“Yes, what?”
“Yes, Captain.”
Steve hissed out as if he was burned and gave a throaty groan.
“Fuck, I love it when you call me Captain. Makes me feel so bothered and so in control.”
Your eyes widened at the cuss word and Steve said, slipping two fingers inside your throbbing pussy.
“People are so fooled by my choir boy act. You think I’m sweet and innocent? Doll, behind these closed doors, I’ll fuck you like you’ve never been fucked before.”
Steve’s thrusting fingers went faster when you cried out
“Fuckin shit! Hmm~”
He added two digits and grinned at your tight pussy taking all four of his fingers.
“That’s a good girl. Fuck.”
Steve grinned at your shocked look.
“You think I’m against swearing? Doll, I’ve got the mouth of a fuckin sailor like you’d never believe. Open your eyes and look at me, sweetheart. I wanna see the look on your face when you cum over my fingers.”
You looked at him and widened your eyes as the coil tightened and tightened until it snapped, releasing an body shattering orgasm.
“Oh, Captain!”
You moaned and Steve pulled out, sucking on his fingers. He hummed in approval.
“I like how you taste, dame.”
Steve slipped out of his boxers and grabbed a condom. He slipped it on and asked sweetly.
“Are you ok, dame?”
You nodded and Steve slipped in, both of you groaning at the pleasure and feeling. Steve didnt hold back as he started to mercilessly pound into your throbbing sex, living up to his declaration to fuck the screams out of you.
“Fuck, you feel like heaven.”
Steve moaned out. Steve’s mouth then latched onto your perky nipples, sucking harshly and you cried out, scratching his back. Steve’s hand kneaded your breast like dough as the other held your hip in place. He angled himself to where his cock would hit your g spot and you screamed out in pleasure, wrapping your legs around his waist.
“Captain!”
Steve moaned and his thrusts started to falter, low whimpers emitting from deep within his chest. You felt the coil snap again and your walls tightened around his dick. You screamed his name loud, your whole body tensing as your eyesight went blurry for a minute. Steve grunted then came, whispering.
“Fuck!”
He pulled his softened knot out, collapsing beside you and pulled you into his arms. You whispered breathlessly into his chest.
“Wow…your swearing is the sexiest thing ever.”
“I’ll keep that in mind, sweetheart.”
You giggled and fell asleep on his chest with a small smile
‘Hey Good Lookin.’
-END-
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Cliché - Shawn Mendes Imagine

This is my first imagine, yes I know it’s really cheesy, but the rest hopefully won’t be as cheesy! Hope you enjoy

MASTERLIST

[Y/n - ‘your name’ Y/f/n - ‘your full name’]


Y/n’s POV

“Hello everyone,” I did my usual greeting of a simple wave as I started my new YouTube video. 


“I’m here today with my best friend Shawn Mendes, come here you big goof!” I ushered him over and patted the spot right next to me.

See, Shawn and I have been best friends for about six years and I couldn’t be any happier. I just love hanging out with him and being around him in general. I have realized, that throughout our friendship the small crush I had upon meeting him, had only started to grow. But recently I can’t seem to help my mind wandering away towards memories we shared and how much I wish we were together. I know how cliche it is to fall in love with your best friend, but I know that in reality, that kind of stuff almost never happens, and just knowing my luck it will never happen me.

“Hi guys,” He shyly waved at the camera and sat very close to me on my bed. I almost forgot what I was going to say due to how close his proximity was, but thankfully I regained my composure in time.

“Anyway, today we are going to do prank calls! Yay! I’m excited, are you excited?” Before he even got to reply, “-he’s excited too! So how this is going to work is we have two hats; one with names of people we call-”

“And the other filled with what we’re going to tell them,” he finished off for me.

“Exactly! Okay who’s turn first?” I turned myself towards him and shuffled backwards a little to be able to see his face.

He looked down at me and gave me a timid lopsided smile, that made me blush and giggle a little due to how cute he looked.

“Umm how about rock, paper, scissors?” He asked holding his hand out in a rock shape.

“Okay, but I have to warn you I am pretty good,” he snickered at my obvious lie.

After losing all three rounds, I pulled out a name.

“Matthew Espinosa,” I pulled out another slip of paper from the other hat, “ask them out on a date,” I looked shocked as I read it aloud, no offence to Matt, he’s more of the best friend that you ask for advice from, it would be far too awkward to ask him on a date. But a dares a dare. I looked up to see Shawn’s face turning a light shade of pink and had his fists balled up by his sides. I just shrugged it off and got out my phone. I found his number and rang him, putting the phone on loud speaker. I sneaked a glance at Shawn, noticing he was just as tense and seemed to be looking at the ground. Weird.

Matt picked up in about two rings.

“Yel-low.”

“Hey Matt, it’s me Y/n.”

“Yeah I know Y/n, I have caller id,” he chucked and I followed with my own giggle. I sneaked another glance at Shawn to see he wasn’t as tense but his shoulders were slumped. I wonder what going on in that pretty little mind of his.

“Ah yeah, forgot, but hey I was just wondering if you’d maybe wanna hang out sometime, you know as in-like a-” I couldn’t seem to say it.

“As in like a date?”

“Yeah, yeah one of those,” I smoothly (note the sarcasm) replied

“Um I can’t, sorry,” he replied a little too quickly.

“Ah o-kay, why not?” I was curious as to why he shut me down so quickly, sometimes Matt would flirt with me a little, I would’ve thought he would be happy to be asked out by me.

“Um-ah no reason, got to go, but hopefully we could catch up soon, bye,” he hung up before I could reply.

“I just got rejected, for no reason. Rude Matthew!” I laughed, I looked over to see a small smile on Shawn’s face, he must have been overthinking something earlier.

“Your turn,” I said in a sing-song voice, as I nudged his arm. He nudged me back and smiled his cute smile and picked out a name from the first hat.

“Cameron Dallas,” he pulled out another slip, “confess your undying love for that person.”

We both stared at each other before we burst out laughing. We ended up falling back onto the bed and laughing ‘till our stomachs hurt.

Regaining our composure as Shawn helped me sit back up on the bed. Our laughter dying as we looked at the slips of paper in his hands.

“Well, all I can say is good luck,” I patted him on the back sympathetically, trying to control the urge to laugh again. He sighed and got out Cameron’s contact.

“Do I have to do this?” Shawn looked at me with a pout and puppy eyes, but you could see the amusement in them. He looked absolutely adorable.

“Yes, cause I just asked my brother-like friend, if he wanted to go on a date me, you have to do it,” I said emphasizing have. He just sighed loudly and rolled his eyes as he pressed Cam’s contact and put it on loud speaker.

I started giggling at the thought, and Shawn gave me a playful glare and put his finger to his lips, signalling me to shush.

“Hey,” Cam replied casually

“Hey Cam, um I know this is weird and probably not the time but I have to tell you something,” Shawn said trying to keep his voice calm, as he stifled his giggles.

“Oh yeah, shoot.”

“Um I’ve kind of been harboring these feelings and I don’t know what I should do,” Shawn replied watching as I kept my hand over my mouth in an attempt to hide my laughter.

“If these are the feelings about Y/n, you know what I’ll say, just tell her, she obviously feels the same way. You can’t just be crushing on her and not have the guts to tell her. Just man up dude,” As soon as the words came out of Cam’s mouth Shawn hung up, dropped his phone and looked at his hands, horrified at what his best friend just said.

All that went through my mind was the fact that Shawn liked me, well I think, maybe it’s another Y/n? Who knows? Right?

I decide to turn the camera off realizing that I’ll just film another one later, because it didn’t look like we’ll get anything done.

But then a huge goofy smile lit up my face as I realized I’m the only Y/n he knows. I looked over to see an awkward Shawn looking everywhere around the room but me.

“Shawn, is what he said true?” I asked, carefully placing my hand on his shoulder to make him face me.

“Umm yea, I g-guess, look if you don’t like me back, it’s fin-” I cut him off by crashing my lips with his. My hands cupping his cheeks. It took awhile for him to kiss back, too shocked by what’s happening, but as soon as he did, it was amazing. Our lips moved in sync, pouring out all the emotions we’ve been hiding from one-another. His hands found their way to my waist and he pulled me up onto his lap. We kept making out for a good five minutes. But sadly I had to pull away before my lips became sore. I leaned my forehead against his.

“Wow-” he panted, “I can’t believe you actually like me. Wait you do like me right? Cause if that was some kind of sick jok-” I cut him off again by placing a sweet but passionate kiss on his lips.

“Does that answer your question?” I laughed as a big toothy grin took over his blushing face.

“God, I’ve been waiting forever just to kiss you. By the way, you’re a really good kisser,” I blushed at his complement and looked down to realize that I was still straddling his lap. I blushed like crazy and got off him. He just chuckled at my awkwardness and grabbed my hand, pulling me closer to him. He gently stroked from my temple to my jaw, staring intensely into my eyes.

“Y/f/n, will you do me the honors of being my girlfriend?” I giggle at his cheesiness.

“Thought you’ll never ask,” this time round, he’s the one to crash his lips on mine. And god, can I get used to that.


A/N: Hope that wasn’t too cheesy for ya. But I haven’t got any requests yet but I’d love to do some, just send in requests and I’ll do them.
I also haven’t got an update schedule, I’ll probably post whenever I have requests or I feel inspired