yay for them not lying to us!

Joker Imagine - ‘Do it’



Hey, I was just wondering if you could do an imagine of the joker raiding someplace and having the reader there and instead of dropping to the ground when he starts shooting she just stands there. Eventually he would walk up to her while raising a gun to her head and she says “Do it”. Please and thank you!

A/N: Here it is. I hope you like it boo :)

Originally posted by diablito666

Originally posted by benkotuyumyasen

Your P.O.V.

The main bank in Gotham seemed to busy all the time! I sighed impatiently and shifted my position on the dark blue seat. I had a bag on my legs with important papers I had to talk about, but I knew the wait would be long. There was at least 10 people ahead of me in the number line so I just had to sit and wait. It was friday so it was extra packed. People wanted their money, some had to discuss their issues and so on. I looked at the white marble floor and saw dozens of feet, heels and boots and sneakers. Gotham was full of people and everyone was different.

The clock started to get closer to 9 p.m. which meant that I had been waiting for half an hour. Wonderful.As I got up to go and use the washroom, I felt the ground shaking. A split second later a loud bang interrupted everything. I lost my balance and fell on the ground, landing on my bum. I grunted in pain as my tailbone got a hard impact.

What the fuck is going on?

The next thing I knew was that people were screaming in fear. I opened my eyes and saw people dressed up as clowns, pandas and all kinds of things running inside through a hole they created on the wall. Some were already stealing money and others guarded the hostages, us. One of the bad guys with a batman mask shot a man in his stomach and so I witnessed how he fell fell on the ground, crying out in pain. My eyes froze to look at the situation. The bad guy shot the man again, this time in his head. The innocent man died, just like that. I saw it all happen. His blood was pooling around his body and his head looked really fucked up. The sight made me feel sick.

This day had been the worst so I was too angry to let fear make me obey. I got up and looked around better. The furniture around the hole was set on fire and everything grew into a huge mess. A bad feeling was obvious in my gut. This was obviously a robbery. My body froze a little bit and then reality sunk in. We could all die.

‘’You’’ A raspy voice barked from behind me and then I heard a gun loading. A woman on the ground next to me whimpered and hid her head. I sighed shakily and turned around to face the guy holding me at gunpoint. Instead of facing someone with a silly mask, I saw the deepest reality of a criminal clown. Behind me was the one and only Joker.

My eyes widened as I met his blue ones. He looked at me angrily, making the black make-up around his eyes seem darker. His green hair was put back nicely and he had red lips. I was too scared to pay attention to his clothes, but I saw that he was wearing something black and dark red. Then I saw the gun he held, a personalized pistol aimed straight at me. My breath hitched in my throat. I was this fucking close to the Joker!

‘’Get down princess’’ He growled angrily and tried to scare me by raising the gun closer to my face. I gulped at looked at the hole of the gun that could shoot a bullet any second. Joker’s finger lied dangerously on the trigger, but he didn’t pull it yet. ‘’No’’ I answered sternly, slightly worried about doing so, but I didn’t want to surrender.

I saw confusion wash across Joker’s face. I bet I was one of the few people who told him that. ‘’If I were you, I’d listen to me’’ He warned me with a raspy voice. People around us were staring at me in disbelief. yes I was scared, my heart was pounding in my chest and I felt lightheaded, but I was too self assured to kneel down. They’d kill us anyway.

‘’Well clownface you’re not me’’ I spat at him angrily and then expected to get shot, but nothing happened. Joker looked at me wickedly, his eyes moving from my left eye to my right. He gritted his teeth and then squinted those crazy eyes of his. ‘’Don’t talk to me like that or I’ll shoot you!’’ Joker yelled at me and hit my stomach with the gun. I swallowed the pained cry and kept my eyes focused on his.

I didn’t expect my life to end like this..

 ‘’Do it’’ I whispered quietly, but I knew he heard me. I felt tears stinging my eyes. I was so close to crying, but I tried to hold my tears back. I stood there, completely in display for Joker to shoot me and that’s what I waited for. He waited as well. I grew a little impatient again. Maybe my life wouldn’t have to end like this. As he took good time to think, for some reason I didn’t know, I decided to attack him.

I leaped towards the crazy man in front of me and legit jumped on his chest. Joker nearly stumbled, but he caught his balance with his leg. Then he turned us over so I was the one falling. I hit the ground with my back, but it didn’t stop me from getting up again. Tears ruined my makeup and I cried silently, yet I kept trying. I tried to slap Joker, but he grabbed my wrist and pinned it around so it hurt a little bit.Then he put the gun in front of my face again. 

Oh fuck. I thought quickly and kneed him, but I hit his leg which didn’t even hurt that much. ‘’You’re a naughty naughty girl’’ Joker hissed and then pushed me against the floor. He put his foot on my hips so i couldn’t get up. Then he pointed his gun towards me. ‘’Too bad I’ll have to kill you’’ He sighed and I watched his his pale finger hugged the trigger. ‘’Then do it’’ I encouraged this crazed criminal, facing the fact that I would die. It’s not like many people would miss me anyway.

I didn’t even bother to wipe away my tears. I just stared into Joker’s eyes and ignored the screams and gunshots in the background. What was he waiting for?  ‘’Do it!’’ I screamed at him, hating this feeling. I was scared and angry at the same time. Just lying on the ground and waiting for my painful death was disgustingly awful. But the bullet didn’t seem to come.

Joker leaned down and grabbed my black jacket so he could pull me up to my feet. I grunted in pain because his touch was harsh. Then he pulled my back close to his chest and put the cold gun against my head, holding his other arm around my waist. All of this was so confusing!

But it didn’t take long for me to know why he did this. In front of us stood Batman, in his dark knight suit. I was the hostage that Joker would kill if Batman would come closer. I could feel my heartbeat all the way in throat as I stood there. I had never been this scared in my life. There was nothing I could do.

Joker’s goons were gone. Some were lying on the ground in pain, but most of them had escaped already. So it was Joker vs Batman with me in the middle. Yay. This felt like some kind of nightmare. ‘’Let her go Joker’’ Batman spoke with his deep voice. He could probably see my quivering body. ‘’Why would I? You don’t think I’m that fucking stupid do you?’’ Joker laughed darkly and caressed my cheek with the cold metal. Batman didn’t answer immediately. He seemed to be in deep thoughts.

‘’She doesn’t have anything to do with this’’ Batman tried again. He stepped closer, but Joker didn’t approve that. The next thing I knew was the Joker shot the ceiling and then put the gun back towards my head. Batman froze and didn’t come closer. The shot was a clear warning that I’d be next.

‘’Just go away Batsy. You can’t save her, just like you couldn’t save Rachel’’ Joker spoke darkly. Everyone knew about Rachel. Joker had set up a trap a few years ago which led Harvey Dent to lose his mind and half of his face. Then Rachel had died. Not that I liked what happened, but Rachel was my former co-worker and we never got along. When she died, I wasn’t that sad about it. But what Joker did was still wrong. Even tho he kinda did me a favour, I couldn’t say I wished for her death.

I noticed how Batman got angry by Joker’s rude comment.   ‘’Now pretty how about we go out of here together and leave Batsy alone,hm?’’ Joker purred into my ear and tried to walk sideways to the entrance. A car had pulled over and a goon was driving. Batman hadn’t noticed, but I could tell him. Did I want to? This was all messing with my mind and I was way too confused to think straight.

Batman leaped closer to us. I startled so bad that I screamed and kicked the dark knight. Why? I didn’t want to get shot. ‘’Leave me alone!’’ I sobbed out loud to Batman, partly feeling guilty for kicking him. Batman seemed surprised and he stepped a few steps back. He tried to grab one of his weapons, but Joker was quicker. The next thing I knew was that he pushed me inside the car. Joker’s goons shot at Batman who had to seek shield. That gave Joker plenty of time to get in the car and so we escaped the scene.

‘’You did so well kitten’’ Joker laughed evilly and sat next to me. I was on my back and I was too scared to sit up straight. I had kicked the only person who could have saved me and now I was heading to ..who knows where with fucking Joker! I really fucked up.

‘’I didn’t mean to do that’’ I whimpered with a small voice. I was letting reality replace my shock and I got really scared. But a part of me found Joker really interesting. I knew I should hate him, but after thinking about the crazy clown prince of crime for a few years, my thoughts had formed a big mess. I had mixed feelings about this man. 

‘’But you did it’’ Joker answered me and then took a deep breath. He wasn’t holding me at gunpoint anymore. ‘’There’s bad in you and I’ll promise to get it through baby’’ He added mysteriously. My eyes widened. Bad in me? ‘’I’m nothing like you’’ I hissed and then sat up a little better. So I’d either die or become like him? I knew I could try to escape, but we were in a car that drove so fast I bet the driver broke all the laws he could.If I’d jump out, I’d die.

‘’Don’t be so negative. You’re feisty, I like that’’ Joker admitted and seemed like a whole new person. Earlier he was more scary, now he was just plain crazy and a little flirty. I kept an angry glare on my face. ‘’Hey, drive us to the X4 hideout!’’ Joker growled angrily at the driver. His tone was really scary, something you wouldn’t want to make worse.

Then he turned to face me again. That’s when I paid attention to details. He had ‘damaged’ ‘J’ and a star tattooed on his white face. He had some scars from heists and his blue eyes were actually pretty. I felt like I could study his features and tattoos for ages, but I was too scared to. Also he was a bad guy. I shouldn’t be thinking like this. I should be more scared and more angry.

‘’I can see through your anger’’ Joker giggled and then grabbed something from his pocket. I followed his moves silently and then saw a cigar that he lit up and put the thick stick on his lips. He inhaled the toxins and after a few seconds breathed the smoke out. I tried to show him that I was disgusted, just because I wanted to go away. I put my hand on my nose and squinted my eyes.

‘’Want some?’’ He looked at me and offered me the cigar. I looked at it, then at Joker who seemed more relaxed around me and then I looked out of the window. We drove so fast that I couldn’t focus on anything. All I knew was that I was stuck with the Joker and it stressed me out. So I grabbed the cigar and inhaled it deeply. The smoke entered my body and made me feel both disgusted but relaxed. I breathed it out in the car and then gave it back to Joker. 

‘’You didn’t mean it when you told me to do it didn’t you?’’ Joker asked me with a raspy voice. I felt a little numb, because this all happened so suddenly. I wasn’t sure what I should feel. Fear? Anger? Sadness? I was too baffled to know. I looked at Joker who had a smirk plastered on his face. ‘’You’ll find out’’ I replied shortly and then shut my eyes.

How could this be real?

anonymous asked:

oo what about platonic headcanons for Hong ice and Seychelles? :)

Heyy it’s ya girl Amanda saying she’s about these three being pals and nothing romantic or sexual happening between them yay friendship

Go to the mall and arcades often

They eat so much fast food it’s not even funny. It makes China crazy. He calls Hong Kong just to ask what he’s eating. If he could figure out how to use FaceTime he would do it to make sure he wasn’t lying.

The boys meet Sey at her place to hang on the beach.

If you don’t think they prank call/actually prank England, you’re wrong. The only one who can actually pull good pranks is Hong Kong. 

Whenever they take group pictures, they’re always grinning and flipping the bird at the camera because they are #edgy

They like to play fortune telling games, play with ouija boards, and do other occult stuff. One time they convinced Norway to do a seance and it was wild. Denmark was there and that boy almost pissed himself

Since they’re teenagers they talk about sex a lot. 

90% sure they all have at least a little crush on America

Hong Kong is cool and skateboards. Ice and Sey are nerds who read books and fall off skateboards.

Binge watch anime like whoa. 

One time they scored weed off Netherlands just to try it. They made the mistake of trying to hit a bong rather than just smoking a joint and it ended in disaster. Actually, Sey was able to hit the bong once but declared that it tasted like rotten spices and was never going to do it again. Hong Kong was grounded when China found out. Nor and Den were Very Disappointed TM in Iceland. Sey is older and doesn’t answer to any guardians anymore.

Basically they’re just a bunch of dorky teen friends who hang out and act like fools

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aotlover13  asked:

It's me! :D I just wanted to ask what would happen if the turts had a sick s/o and their diabetic​ so their blood sugars would go crazy. (I'm asking this because I actually started getting sick a couple days ago and now I'm lying in bed actually sick XDDD) I MISS YOU <3 k that's all XD



Calm and keeps his s/o calm as well.  Gives them plenty of water and check their sugar every hour, and doesn’t forget about the keytone strips if they need to use the bathroom.  He’s an excellent caretaker; he knows exactly what to do and he’s very reassuring about it. And yay you!  Cuddle time until your blood sugars are down to the level they’re supposed to be.  And he DOES NOT let you fall asleep.  (Yes it is dangerous to fall asleep if your blood sugar is high.) Don’t worry, you are in very good hands here.


Even if he’s been with you a while, he’s still kinda nervous when it comes to your diabetes; he’s afraid he’ll do something wrong and make your blood sugars worse.  But he takes Donnie’s advice, as well as yours, and follows instructions as best as he can.  He gets you water when your cup is empty, and frequently forgets about the on hour rule.  The keytones are what scares him the most, that and if you begin to get anxious, but he helps that by immediately wrapping you up in his arms for cuddles.  He’s trying.


Doctor Donatello has arrived.  Literally a tub of water bottles ready to be drank, plenty of blankets, and hourly sugar checks and kisses.  If you start to get anxious, he does too, but he keeps in control enough to be the doctor and take care of you.  Checking for fevers, asking if you feel nausea, reminding you of keytones.  He’s a good boyfriend, more of a doctor though.  Don’t expect a lot of cuddles, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t give them.  He’s just concerned for your health.



The boy just makes the entire thing worse; he panics, you panic, he panics some more, you panic a lot.  Literally shoves water bottles into your lap, checking your sugar every ten damn minutes.  But, if he’s had longer experience with you about this topic then he’s not so panicky, just nervous, and is checking on you after longer periods.  But still, he’s too worried about panicking to cuddle or comfort you.  You have to calm him before you can take care of yourself.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:GO NUDES HUEHUE

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You: don’t know how to pust

You: post that

Stranger: I guess we have to.. ;-;

You: so, instead, here is an animated description of my nude body

You: i am perfectly spherical

Stranger: mmm

You: i remind you of your mother’s womb, dark and red

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“Hi guys! It’s been a long time since I’ve updated a video about, well, about me,” he pauses and laughs before turning to the person beside him. “It’s all this elf’s fault.” And then he jabs his index on the man’s chest playfully. 

“As if. You were the one who insisted to hog all my time and act all clingy and-" 

"Hey! Who are you calling clingy? I’m not!" 

"Stop lying to yourself, pup. Liars go to hell." 

"Pfft. Yeol, that’s a kid’s line." 

"Whatever, Baek. Just start the damn video so we can finish immediately.” Chanyeol covers his face, clearly embarrassed. It was his first time to appear in Baekhyun’s video as his boyfriend and it was quite awkward and he blames his low self-esteem. 

“Chill, babe, chill." 

"Ugh, don’t call me babe. It makes me cringe." 

Baekhyun laughs again and faces the video camera again. 

 "So, um, that’s Chanyeol. Yes, the same Chanyeol I was telling you people about; the same Chanyeol who got jealous because I give you guys too much attention that I’ve been neglecting him already. It’s your first time to see him, no?" 

He puts the camera in Chanyeol’s direction and gestures for him to start speaking. 

"Uh, hi, I’m Chanyeol…?” He takes a pause and just stares shyly at the camera before covering his face in embarrassment. “Oh my god, Baek, I can’t do this. This is too awkward." 

"You look so gay. What the hell happened to the ever-so-manly Chanyeol?” Baekhyun is clutching his stomach from laughing too hard, his other hand which is holding the camera was shaking badly. 

“Shut up, shut up. Let’s do this again. Edit that out." 

Baekhyun smiles evilly as he nods slowly. Of course he won’t cut that part. So everyone can see how gay Chanyeol is.

He focuses the camera on Chanyeol again signals Chanyeol to start again.

“Hi, I’m Park Chanyeol, Baehyun’s, uh, boyfriend. Nice to meet you all!” Chanyeol grins so bright and he looks so handsome that Baekhyun is starting to wonder if his fans will survive. 

Baekhyun sits next to him and focuses the camera on them. “I’ve been gone for a while, yes, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t been reading comments. Aaaand I’ve seen a lot recommending us to do the Boyfriend Tag so yeah, as you can see the title of the vid, we’re gonna do it. Yay.” Baekhyun and Chanyeol pumps their fist and chuckles. Baekhyun sets the camera on the tripod and begins scrolling down the list on his phone.

“So, for the first question, who’s the one who likes the most to cuddle?”



They speak and point point at each other at the same time. 

“No, it’s totally Chanyeol.”

“Stop lying, Byun Baek. It’s you.”

“No, it’s totally you.”

“No need to be embarrassed, Baek. Admit it.” Chanyeol laughs.

“Jesus, Chanyeol. Say that to yourself.” Baekhyun rolls his eyes.

“Do you really want me to spill it?”


“Oh you know, like that one time when I came home late and-”

Baekhyun puts his hand on Chanyeol’s mouth to stop him from speaking.

“Okay! Shut up! I admit, I admit. Ugh.”

Chanyeol smirks and proceeds to read the next question.


Boopers was recently finished and sent off to her new owner!

Though the customer only ordered a head from us we had some feet and tail lying around for a rabbit and decided to try them on and get a couple shots of this adorable rabbit as a partial, with permission.

The ears are poseable, stationary jaw, and non-following eyes.

Boopers is adorable and we’re all really proud with how she came out. Yay rabbits!

Jump Start June! (Optional Fitness)

When Harmony at mybigfatfitlife​ and I were talking about this challenge, I said I really wanted to see an optional, attainable fitness portion attached to it. I’m not sure how to articulate exactly what my brain was thinking, but I did this kickass bodyweight strength training program last fall. It was awesome, and the approach was all about making small goals and smashing them. The coach really emphasized that we needed to move at our own pace, make personal records and then destroy them. 

And so making small goals in relation to increasing my strength - they go hand in hand. And I want to share idea, and hopefully see it transform into new habits for you too.

Bodyweight strength training is awesome because you don’t need any equipment. You don’t need a gym. You need yourself, and normal household items. Like a floor. A dining room table. A doorway. A wall. Prisoners come out of solitary confinement absolute machines because they’ve done bodyweight exercises. And I’m not suggesting solitary for anyone, but there is a valuable lesson to be learned from the incarcerated: Anyone can build muscle in any situation.

I have a whole PILE of exercises we’re going to try out. You can participate any time you want to, for whatever workouts, and whichever exercises you want to try. Some of these exercises you already know, and love to hate, like burpees, push-ups, sit-ups and squats. Others you will never have heard of, and will grow to actually love. 

For week one of this challenge, we’re going to test what we are capable of. You need to try out the exercises, and record how many you can do as your baseline. I will provide modifications for a bunch of them, so if you can’t do something, there’s something else for you to try.

June 1 - No exercises today. What are your bodyweight strength training goals? Do you have a particular part of your body you would like to strengthen? What bodyweight strength training experience do you have?

June 2 - Test your arms today! Do as many of the following with good form as you can:

  1. Let Me Ins - these are kinda fun. You can also try a doorway pull-through - stand in your doorway, hands on either side of the door jamb, and sorta sit back. Then pull yourself through. 
  2. Table top pull-up - I can’t find a video for this, so let me describe: Lay under your dining room table. Place your hands on the table edge, fingers on the top of the table, thumb on the underside. Pull yourself off the floor, toward the table.
  3. Push-ups - there’s a pile of modifications if you can’t do the traditional ‘off-the-toes’ push ups.  Wall pushups, floor pushups (2 from the knees, one from the toes)
  4. Tricep dips - This woman is too perky for words, however, there’s one way of doing tricep dips. If those are too hard, do them at a higher angle - using a low stool, or a chair.

(I’m going to try to get the Manthing to video me doing the ones I described, as horrifying as that might be, but it won’t be tonight. Stay tuned!)

June 3 - No bodyweight training today. Do whatever your usual fitness plan calls for for the day. Or some light cardio. Go for a walk! Yay walking! The point is: don’t do anything for this challenge today.

June 4 - Test your legs/bum today! Do as many of the following with good form as you can:

  1. Lunges
  2. Squats
  3. Glute Bridge
  4. Leg Raise (Jane Fondas, clamshell)
  5. Rainbow Extensions
  6. Bulgarian Split Squat

June 5 - Test your abs today! Do as many of the following with good form as you can:

  1. planks (this is a good beginner video)
  2. lying leg raise
  3. sit ups or crunches
  4. Russian Twist

June 6 - Now you’ve had a chance to get a baseline for improvement, so set yourself some goals - and tell us about them. Also, today you are going to learn how to do a burpee. There’s a million (okay, not quite) modifications you can do to start learning a good form burpee. The point is, do it right, and then change it to be more challenging. This is a GREAT video of how to start and progress through to the burpee that everyone loves to hate

As we progress through the challenge, I will throw in new and exciting bodystrength exercises, and demo videos (whether they are youtube or my own crappy home vids remains to be seen).
These workouts are OPTIONAL, but I hope you will decide to try them out at least once a week, just to add some variety to your week, and make you think about quick easy exercises you can do at anytime, anywhere - which is perfect for a small goal, right?

Don’t forget, tag your posts with #jsj15, #mybigfatfitlife and #deartreadmill so that those other folks who are doing the challenge can see how things are going, and so Harmony and I can watch your progress! 

Brain/Run Dump

I’m sorry, I am SO BUSY today that I’m just reusing this awesome stalactite selfie I took on Sunday! BAM. That’s right, I was in a cave. It was pretty cool (when I wasn’t living in fear about the lights going out).

Work is killing me the past two weeks. Not bad busy just…BUSY. One of our clients is a local sports league that is going national and all of the cities need t-shirts and swag and it’s just a lot. In addition to the usual requests.

Running has been amaaaaazing this week. I’m giving the weather all the credit: low humidity, cooler temperatures, and sunshine? Yes please.

It all started on Friday, which was actually not really cool or dry but that’s okay because:

5k PR! A fierce fight to that coveted (by me) sub-23 minute run. I came in at 22:22 which got me first place in my age group again and fourth female overall . Did it hurt? Yep. Was it awesome: DUH.

Although, I am in serious trouble when I age out of the 20-29 group. The 30-39ers are pulling in sub-20 numbers! 

I got to hang out with some puppies and cmjhawk86 and his wife again afterwards. Seriously, it’s been so cool getting to know fellow runblrs. The are awesome people to put up with my yapping too!

Of course, I was sacrificing the quality of my Saturday long run when I ran that speedy 5k but luckily, it was a cut back week for me:

While this run hurt quite a bit, it wasn’t actually that bad. Then again, I did nothing remotely productive for the rest of the day so I was probably more tired than I let on.

Sunday, I counted walking through a cave and then to a couple of wineries as cross-training. Clearly, I’m hardcore about marathon training.

(Sidebar: have you guys had a wine slushie? Because…they are amazing. Both wineries served them and I actually bought a mix so I can finally use up the random bottle of rosé I have lying around).

Then on Monday and today were seven miles each. Starting to ramp up that distance! Both were right at marathon pace which I’m happy with. 

Aaand I just got another email from a sports team…. Just approve your shirts, dammit!

P.S. A belated  YAY!!!! for ariavie who nailed an AWESOME BQ on Sunday. 

So a little birdy told me that Isayama said Marco Bodt is a big brother in canon....

There was a knock at the door as a woman made the family breakfast. They were all eating without a single care in the world, and she walked over to it to answer.

“Who could be here at this hour?” she sighed and looked forward. “How can I hel—”

The slightly taller boy smiled at the woman and put his bag down. He had this bright smile and his freckles were just as brilliant. “Hi, Mom.”

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