My phone is dead.
The charging port is busted. I haven’t done that since the days of the single-pin universal charging ports. I’m kind of proud and incredibly sad because I don’t want to upgrade yet… and was slightly panicked that my pictures were lost…
Thankfully I listen to my own advice and my photos - the only thing I wouldn’t be able to get off my phone - are backed up to iCloud.
Edit: this of course excludes the photos I took on my run today… because of course it didn’t sync when I got home like it’s supposed to and now it won’t turn on at all. Oh well. No ducky pictures for you guys.