yay for disney references

TELL ALL THE CHEAP PEOPLE WHO HAVE NETFLIX WHO WANTED TO SEE MOANA BUT COULDN'T GO SEE IT IN MOVIE THEATERS CUZ YA BROKE

MOANA IS FINALLY FREAKING COMIN TO NETFLIX JUNE 20TH!

AKA T O M O R R O W ! ! !

TELL YA MOM

TELL YA NON BINARY FRIEND

TELL YA DAD

TELL YA CAT

TELL YA DOG

TELL YOU’RE UNCLE’S AUNT TWICE-REMOVED

GO TO ALEXANDER HAMILTON’S G R A V E

DRAG HIS BODY OUT AND SCREAM THESE WORDS AT HIS CORPSE:

“MOANA ON NETFLIX, BISH”

“AND YA BOI LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA IS IN IT”

dANG AM I EXCITED TO FINALLY SEE THIS

NOW I WON’T HAVE TO TRY AND FIND IT ILLEGALLY ONLINE