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Buzzfeed Headcannon (Jikook)
  • “Jikook” happened after Jungkook and Jimin filmed the “Chapstick Challenge with my Co-worker” where they literally made out for half the video.
  • “I can’t tell if it’s lemon or lime, maybe we should do it again.” - Jungkook
  • When Jungkook took off his blindfold he immediately noticed how red Jimin’s lips were and the two immediately got really shy.
  • The video had almost 10 million views and the fans wanted to see them again.
  • So they filmed another video titled “Married to My Co-worker For the Week”.
  • Namjoon was the officiator and the two sealed the marriage with a fist pump.
  • Jungkook and Jimin drove each other absolutely crazy.
  • It takes forever for Jungkook to wake up but even longer for Jimin to get ready.
  • They have to constantly drive back to Jimin’s house because he kept on forgetting his things.
  • Jungkook likes to take Jimin places that either scares the crap out of him or makes him sick (haunted house, bungee jumping, rollarcosters, etc.)
  • Date nights are really sweet though. Jungkook takes Jimin out for a movie and dinner on Tuesday and Jimin prepares a picnic for them near the Han River on Thursday.
  • “Can I put my hand around your waist?” “Sure…..Jungkook your hand is on my butt.” “I know.”
  • Jungkook gets jealous when he sees Namjoon playing with Jimin’s hands.
  • (During the interview) “A part of me was like don’t fucking touch my husband but another part was like oh my god his hands are so tiny and cute.”
  • Jungkook makes it a habit to grab onto Jimin’s hands whenever he can.
  • Jimin finds himself worrying over Jungkook when he sees him stress, working himself too hard, or staying up too late.
  • He would vlog in the middle of the night of them messing around because Jungkook can’t sleep.
  • When they do, Jimin takes a picture of Jungkook snuggled up into him in bed. 
  • “I don’t know why but I just felt so concerned seeing him up so late and not eating when he should. I think the best part of marriage is that you get to share your worries with each other and know that you have someone who really cares about you.” - Jimin
  • Their last date night out together was wild. The two went to a night club with a bunch of their coworkers and got drunk enough to start grinding up against one another. 
  • Taehyung ended up filming most of their vlogs that night as they make out somewhere in the corner.
  • “Jimin’s tongue was shoved so deep down his throat.” - Hoseok
  • “Even Hoseok and I don’t use that much tongue.” - Yoongi
  • This scene wasn’t filmed but Jungkook gave Jimin a lap dance.
  • “You would have thought they were actually married or something.” - Jin
  • “I felt like their main goal was to make everybody feel uncomfortable.” - Namjoon
  • “I would just like to say that I totally approve of this whole jikook thing and I am the offical president of this club.” - Taehyung
  • The two wake up the next day with huge hangovers and decided to stay in for their day off (and last day together).
  • Imagine a barefaced jikook in superhero pajamas. Jimin is wearing his glasses, cheeks round because he was constantly stuffing popcorn into his mouth, and Jungkook taking pictures of Jimin nonstop, totally forgetting about the movie.
  • Question: What are some things you really disliked about the other?
  • “He gets jealous easily, takes pictures of me when I’m sleeping, and hits me too much. Also, if I bother him for just a bit he’ll throw me on the bed……okay that sounded weird. Can we cut this out?” - Jimin 
  • “He’s slow…loses his things a lot…too nice to strangers…like too nice, some guys would straight up hit on him and he would just go along without realizing it.” - Jungkook
  • Question: What are some things that you liked about the other?
  • “He sends me ugly pictures of himself whenever he sees that I’m sad. I think it’s sweet because even though he doesn’t voice it, he shows that cares through little things like that.” - Jimin
  • “When he asks you what’s wrong? he means it and will listen to whatever you have to say. I really appreciate it because I think this was the least stressful week I had in the past few months.” - Jungkook
  • The two officially divorce with an impromptu piggy back ride back to their office. 
  • “Am I heavy?” “Very.” *Jimin holds on tighter*

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin