I have just discovered the most amazing thing ever, and it is awesome.

It is called Archie vs Predator.

From what I can tell, this is essetially one of those random crossovers that probably should’ve never even happened but still happened anyway. That or maybe some of the writers got high one night and asked whether or not Jughead would win in a fight against a Yautja.

Regardless, it is weird seeing Pop’s head getting blown off by a frickin laser beam and Sabrina the teenage witch getting stabbed and spine ripped.

But who cares? This is just the tip of the iceberg. Next we’re getting Archie vs SHARKNADO. And that’s being written by the guy who wrote Sharknado.

PS: Now that I think about it, 20th century Fox seems to be acceptable with Predator crossovers in just about anything today (Call of Duty and Mortal Kombat included), yet they still haven’t gotten around to making another Alien vs Predator game/movie. Also, Y U NO LOVE PROMETHEUS?

Name: Grish’t Tal. Would probably go by “Greeny” if interacting with humans.
Age: Born in the Earth year of 1755 CE, Grish’t is currently 260 years old.
Gender: Female
Height: 8’ 3"
Occupation: Primarily a hunter that supplies bone, meat, and hides to yautja of different trades, typically healers and clothing makers. She hunts for sport, but does not like to waste her kills. She keeps skulls and some flayed skins as her trophies.