imagine your otp
  • person A: you know, i'm jelous of you
  • person B: huh? why?
  • person A: your partner is way hotter than mine *walks away*
  • person B: wait but
  • person B: but wE ARE DATIN-
  • person B: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT

it’s funny bc we get so grossed out when irrelevant nonfictional couples make out in school hallways but if any of our otps were making out in a hallway we’d go fetch a big ass beanbag, some popcorn, & a slurpee & sit behind them & enjoy the show

  • Person A: I have an idea to propose
  • Person B: What is it?
  • Person A: *gets down on one knee*
  • Person B: Ok, the answer is yes babe, but you could do better than that