You were a lil sleepy and were lying in your bed reading a book while wearing a bra and panties with lances favorite blue jacket, you heard lance come into the bedroom but were to focused on your book to acknowledge him. Lance walks up and lightly smacks your ass, "you're gonna be the death of me if you keep wearing my jackets ya know that sweetheart?"
PSA: it's always big girls season but lemme just say this. When you cold and ya jacket ain't got warm titties or tummy fat or giggles or cheesy jokes or back rubs to warm you wit - I know you'll regret all that Big Girl Slander ya punk ass posted on Twitter and liked on Facebook
We see it
Don’t be tryna be down now
This warm back fat don’t trust yo cold ass