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Amazing: Yankee Candle Is Releasing A Candle That Smells Like A Sweaty Teenager For Moms Who Miss Their Kids Who Are Away At College

We don’t want to call it too early, but it looks like we might have a winner for the most popular new holiday shopping item of the year: Yankee Candle is releasing a candle that smells like a sweaty teenager for moms who miss their kids who are away at college.

According to Yankee Candle’s website, the new “Sweaty Teen” candle boasts subtle hints of body odor and dirty laundry thrown on a bedroom floor, and will make any home smell like it’s inhabited by a high school student still getting a handle on personal hygiene. Any mom who’s been missing her kid after moving them into their dorm room just needs to light this candle and the aromas will instantly take her back to those happy days when her child was still walking around the house wearing the same sweatpants five nights in a row.

While Yankee Candle plans to stock Sweaty Teen candles in both its retail locations and digital store in time for Black Friday this November, the company said that it doesn’t expect supplies to last long due to overwhelming consumer demand for a candle that smells like a combination of topical acne medication and cheap marijuana poorly masked with an excessive amount of Febreze. If you want one, you should probably pre-order now, because there’s a good chance that moms everywhere are going to be completely buying out these clammy new candles to fill their homes with the nostalgic smell of sweat and grime that perfectly evokes their absent college-age teen.

The countdown is on! We can’t wait for this new scent!

Three’s Company (Part 5): A Night Not To Remember

Title:  Three’s Company: A Night Not to Remember

Author:  Mimi @captain-rogers-beard

Summary:  After breaking up with your fiance, you’re forced to move in with your twin brother, Bucky, and his best friend and roommate, Steve. Living with your brother is one thing. Living with the man you’ve harbored a crush on for the majority of your life is another. What could possibly go wrong?

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Characters:  Steve Rogers, Female Reader (Y/N Barnes), James “Bucky” Barnes, Brock Rumlow (mentioned), Natasha “Nat” Romanoff, Wanda Maximoff, Sam Wilson, Clint Barnes,

Word Count:  2509

Rating: PG-13

Warnings:  lots of angst

Author’s Notes: This is my first Marvel series and AU. I write Supernatural on @deansdirtylittlesecretsblog. I drew inspiration from the television show “Three’s Company,”  the movie “What’s Your Number?” and a bunch of other things. Thank you to the amazing @mamapeterson and @climbthatmooselikeatree for helping me - beta work, bouncing ideas off of them, and overall encouraging me.

***My work is not to be posted on any other sites without my express written permission.***

Originally posted by sonicaru

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My brother once again got us really good Yankee tickets for tonight and I’m super excited.

100 years ago today on July 11, 1914, Babe Ruth made his major league debut.

George Herman "Babe“ Ruth, Jr. (February 6, 1895 – August 16, 1948), was an American baseball outfielder and pitcher who played 22 seasons in Major League Baseball (MLB) from 1914 to 1935. Nicknamed ”the Bambino“ and ”the Sultan of Swat“, he began his career as a stellar left-handed pitcher for the Boston Red Sox, but achieved his greatest fame as a slugging outfielder for the New York Yankees. Ruth established many MLB batting (and some pitching) records, including career home runs (714), slugging percentage (.690),runs batted in (RBIs) (2,213), bases on balls (2,062), and on-base plus slugging (OPS) (1.164), some of which have been broken. He was one of the first five inductees into the National Baseball Hall of Fame in 1936.

so I’ve come up with a nano plan (I know, y’all care so much). which is: I am not ready to work on the novel (I need to do research: which, if anyone knows decent resources about the behind the scenes working of the modern opera and the modern opera singer, my asks, etc. are open), especially since I will also be working on Yuletide. so! cunning plan is to continue novel prep (one of the heroines is currently fantasy cast as grey haired C. Russ, and holy fuck those Strictly pictures and video with her in glasses are just perfect) until after Yuletide, then go hard. 

for November, I will work on Yuletide AND the super self-indulgent Holby City story about Jac and Fletch and Zosia and Raf becoming a happy queer family (only different from the one I initially imagined because it features CEO!Serena mentoring Evie and established Bernie/Serena being happy and together even though they’re not necessarily the focal point of the story because again, see also, grey haired Serena wearing glasses in power bi suits) to get to that elusive nano word count. and then every Sunday I will post a short excerpt from the Holby fic + word counts with a pre-determined tag so anyone who wants to can mute (accountability, ahoy, basically).  

14 years ago today, we were introduced to an amazing series. On that same day, a former Marine turned NCIS agent met a ballsy secret service agent aboard Air Force One.

The rest, as they say, is history.

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🖌 Aesthetic Asks 🌻

Love Letter: What makes you feel loved/appreciated?

Moleskine: Do you journal?

Kånken: What are your “everyday essentials”?

Galaxy: What do you want to learn about/discover the most?

Water Lilies: Favourite flower?

Succulents: In what ways have you grown this year?

Yankee Candle: Favourite scent?

Sunflower: What is something that never fails to make you smile?

Starry Night: What is the most beautiful thing about you?

Mustard Yellow: Describe yourself using a colour/colours.

Minimalist: Name 3 things that calm/soothe you

Honeybee: Do you have any pets?

Paintbrush: What is your muse? What inspires you?

anonymous asked:

I think most of the Yankee dislike comes from years ago, like 90's-early 2000's. When they seemed like a juggernaut to everybody else. People don't realize that they're a completely different team than the ultra high paid automatons they used to be.

I don’t understand hating a franchise. The roster is constantly changing. I just don’t get it.

New York Yankees fans are hoping that more baseball will be played this year at Yankee Stadium.  For that to happen, the Yankees will have to win Game 5, against the Cleveland Indians, on the road.  When the Bronx Bombers are away, the New York Football Club plays soccer at Yankee Stadium.  Speaking of soccer, “60 Minutes” recently profiled Christian Pulisic, a 19 year old who plays for both a German club and the United States national team.  The potential of this talented young player reminds me of baseball’s Aaron Judge.  (Photo taken on July 20, 2017)