yankee jokes

That is none of your business, Kurosawa-sensei

I remember that I had delinquent Kanan (y’know that delinquent YouRiko AU I had… and forget) and had Dia(still same as the anime, seitokaichou and stuff) constantly worrying about this dumdum Orca not showing up at school and had to look for her and bring her back. BUT!! This time… as a teacher ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

lol this become the whole different AU XDDD

anonymous asked:

What do you call a one-man quickie?

this joke is made infinitely funnier to me bc I have an issue with Yankees as a southern person lmao

notesofarichlycolorednight  asked:

14, 30, 31, 32, 41, & 94 please!

14. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? Why? - hmmmm this is a hard one… maybe somewhere in Ireland? I’ve always wanted to go, cuz castles and landscapes and cool folklore stuff.  Basically just somewhere i have options, not a huge city but one i could find lots of different things to do in that’s not too far from some good natural areas

30. What is your favorite candle scent? - I tend to like fresh outdoorsy ones, though spiced/fruity ones can be nice if they aren’t too sweet.  all jokes aside Yankee Candle’s Mountain Lodge scent is up there

31. 3 favorite boy names - hmmm as a writer names are hard for me, so three i like a lot at the moment are Emmett, Oliver, and Quincey

32. 3 favorite girl names - (same as the last one) Gemma, Jamie, and Florence

41. Top 10 favorite songs - in no particular order, I Will Wait (Mumford & Sons), Arsonist’s Lullaby, Take Me To Church (both Hozier), Where it Goes, Gray Flowers ( both by The Grey Havens), Heavy in Your Arms (Florence + the Machine), King and Lionheart (Of Monsters and Men), Flightless Bird American Mouth (Iron and Wine), The Soldier and the Oak (Elliott Park), and Zydrate Anatomy from Repo because i haven’t put any musical songs in here yet

94. Favorite lyric right now - “And as the world comes to an end / I’ll be here to hold your hand / ‘cause you’re my king and I’m your lionheart” (King and Lionheart, Of Monsters and Men)

Thank you!