“Can you tell me where you were at four o’clock yesterday afternoon?” the officer questioned, his tone deceivingly light.

The tip of his finger was already tapping the spine of his little notepad; Yandere knew that he wanted a prompt and confident answer. He didn’t have one to give. Last night, after murdering McKenzie for what had to be the thirtieth time, he’d been tired, wet with blood—he hadn’t bothered to think up an alibi before heading home and falling face first into bed. Now it was coming back to—

“He was with me,” Bim stated calmly, catching their attention and distracting Yandere from his thought. “I picked Tristan up from school and then took him to the theater! We were there the rest of the evening; he was helping me rehearse for my next gig.”

“Really?” the officer huffed, raising a clearly skeptical eyebrow. Bim didn’t miss a beat, offering him his signature smile and going on to explain the script they rehearsed and the restaurant they visited after they left the theater for the night. It was only when he offered to describe the meals they had ordered that the officer finally relented, ordering them not to leave town in case he came back with any more questions.

As soon as the door closed behind him, Bim spun on his heel, his disapproval clear within a second’s glance.

“You don’t have to say it,” Yandere mumbled, clutching at the folds of his skirt.

“You were reckless! Yan, I can’t afford to keep covering for you like this; I’m running out of stories!”

“Yeah, but…” After a moment or two, Yandere glanced down at his knees. When he looked up again, he was smiling hopefully. “That was your best performance yet…You really are the best actor I’ve ever seen, Bim.”

Shaking his head, the showman pinched the bridge of his nose between thumb and forefinger. “I know, I know. I’d hope you’d learn a thing or two so you can do this for yourself.”

Finally finish this!! This take me longer than I thought…
I do all the ego I can remember, and wow, 13 and Mark, that a lot. XD
Now, I going to catch up what Mark done for last week~
终于完成了!花了比我想象中还长时间……
我把我记得的ego都做了,13和Mark,这真的很多XD
现在,我该去看看Mark上礼拜做了什么~

Markiplier Characters: The Ultimate Video Masterlist

So, yeah, this is a list of all the videos I could find featuring the listed characters of @markiplier.

In the case of Darkiplier, when it comes to pre-Date w/ Markiplier videos, I only listed the videos that Mark has pretty much confirmed Darkiplier is featured in. Yes, there are plenty of videos of Mark being creepy, but unless Mark says otherwise, that does not necessarily make it a Darkiplier video. But in general, the videos on this list have to fall under the following criteria:

  1. The character featured has to be made by Mark (as in the case of Wilford Warfstache or Jim)
  2. If the character is not made by Mark, Mark needs to have featured the character at least once in his own skits (as in the case of Ed Edgar or the Host, both of whom were created by Cyndago)

If you’re still wondering why certain videos or characters aren’t featured on this list, check out my other list, which has videos and characters that don’t quite fit this criteria.

So, without further ado…


Origins of Wilford Warfstache and Darkiplier

Who Killed Markiplier? - Chapter 1 (Oct 10, 2017)

Who Killed Markiplier? - Chapter 2 (Oct 11, 2017)

Who Killed Markiplier? - Chapter 3 (Oct 12, 2017)

Who Killed Markiplier? - The Final Chapter (Oct 13, 2017)


Wilford Warfstache

The Fall of Slenderman - In his debut, Wilford Warfstache interviews the once feared Slenderman (Nov 9, 2012)

The Warfstache Affair - Caught in an affair with another man’s wife, Warfstache responds to the problem the only way he knows how (Jun 12, 2013)

Warfstache Plays: Slender - Warfstache encounters the Slenderman once again, this time in Slendy’s own territory (Oct 16, 2013)

The Ned Affair [feat. MARKIPLIER] - In this sequel to the Warfstache Affair, Wilford Warfstache must face justice for what he’s done (Aug 26, 2014)

Five Nights at Freddy’s: The Interview - Wilford Warfstache interviews everyone’s favourite disembodied voice, Phone Guy (Mar 7, 2015)

Warfstache Interviews Markiplier - In a move that is in no way meant to boost ratings, Markiplier is invited to guest star on Warfstache Tonight! (Sep 13, 2015)

MORE? - In this choice from a Date With Markiplier, Wilford Warfstache gets you to ask the real question (Feb 14, 2017)

Markiplier TV - Warfstache acts as a gameshow host and poses a revolutionary idea to his colleagues (May 5, 2017)

Wilford ‘MOTHERLOVING’ Warfstache - Following the events of Who Killed Markiplier, Detective Abe finally manages to track down the murderous and elusive Colonel William, now know by his latest persona: Wilford ‘Motherloving’ Warfstache (Aug 5, 2018)


Outliers

Amnesia: Rain | Part 6 (Final) | ENDGAME - Mark wears a pink mustache and plays around with his Warfstache voice (Apr 3, 2013)

Markiplier Animated | WARFSTACHE - An animation of the above video (Dec 3, 2014)

WARFSTACHE RIDES AGAIN | Critical Annihilation - Mark plays with a Wilford Warfstache avatar and talks a bit about the character (Feb 26, 2016)


Darkiplier

Don’t blink - dont turn around (Jun 19, 2012)

Don’t move - not a muscle (Jul 4, 2012)

relax - Mark just wants to chill for his 14 million sub celebration, but someone has other ideas (Aug 13, 2016)

HORROR - In this choice from a Date With Markiplier, Darkiplier makes his official debut, and he’s missed you very much (Feb 14, 2017)

FREEDOM! - In this choice from a Date With Markiplier, Darkiplier is prepared to provide you a worthy date (Feb 14, 2017)

LEFT - In this choice from a Date With Markiplier, you shot Darkiplier… Right? (Feb 14, 2017)

RIGHT - In this choice from a Date With Markiplier, you shot Darkiplier… Right? (Feb 14, 2017)

Don’t Play This Game - Watch as Mark submits to the madness of a nonsensical ‘game’ (Apr 16, 2017)

Markiplier TV - Darkiplier gives his thoughts on Wilford Warfstache’s revolutionary idea (May 5, 2017)

DARKIPLIER vs ANTISEPTICEYE - Who will win the ultimate evil YouTuber showdown? (Jul 28, 2017)

go back to sleep… - l i s t e n (Aug 20, 2018)


Outliers

The Voice of Darkiplier | Markiplier ReMIX - Listen to Darkiplier’s dulcet voice in this Markiplier Recognized™ remix by DayByDave (Jun 29, 2017) THANK YOU TO @fandomfangirlworld FOR POINTING THIS ONE OUT TO ME


Dr. Iplier

Worst News Doctor - In his official debut, Dr. Iplier delivers a LOT of bad news to a young patient (Oct 27, 2013)

Markiplier TV - Dr. Iplier continues to deliver bad news and gives his thoughts on Wilford Warfstache’s revolutionary idea (May 5, 2017)


Outliers

Surgeon Simulator 2013 - A playlist of Mark’s Surgeon Simulator playthroughs, from which come a lot of Dr. Iplier’s catch phrases

Markiplier Animated | Surgeon Simulator - Dr. Iplier is NOT a fraud, and he’s gonna prove it in this animation of one of the above playthroughs! (Jun 13, 2013)

Markiplier Animated | SHUT UP NURSE!! - It’s just so hard for Dr. Iplier to get good help around here, as shown in this sequel to the above animation (Jun 27, 2013)

Markiplier Animated | MEET THE MEDIPLIER - When animated TF2 style, Dr. Iplier might just give the Medic a run for his money (Apr 19, 2014)

Markiplier Animated | GET THE SPOON - Doctors Mark and Wade try to utilize one of the most important tools in medical practice (Mar 26, 2016)

Surgeon Simulator IN REAL LIFE - Mark applies Surgeon Simulator in the real world (May 10, 2016)


Jim News

Markiplier TV - In their debut, Jim and Jim cover various disaster reports and weather reports (May 5, 2017)

CORPSE ABDUCTION? - In the midst of the Who Killed Markiplier mystery, Jim and Jim enter the scene of the crime to get the main scoop (Oct 10 or Oct 14, 2017)

SUSPECT WITH A SHOOTY?! - Continuing their investigation, Jim and Jim tail the possible murderer (Oct 11 or 14, 2017)

DEMONS JIM, DEMONS!! - Continuing their investigation, Jim and Jim attempt to contact the demons contained within the murder house (Oct 12 or 14, 2017)

DUMMY JIM REENACTS GRISLY SCENE! - Jim and Jim conclude their investigation with the help of Dummy Jim (Oct 13 or 14, 2017)


Breaking News

Five Nights at Freddy’s: Pizzeria Simulator - Part 5 - 5:25 Jim News interrupts this playthrough to bring you breaking news: Markiplier is set to invade Europe! (Dec 6, 2017)

I KICKED ETHAN IN THE FACE - 1:53 Jim News interrupts these clips from Markiplier’s last tour to bring you breaking news: Markiplier is going on tour again! (Dec 9, 2017)


Googleplier

Google IN REAL LIFE | ft. Markiplier - Google is thwarted in this Mathias edition of Googleplier’s debut (Oct 31, 2014)

Google IRL - Google is defeated in this Markiplier edition of Googleplier’s debut (Oct 31, 2014)

360 VIDEO | Let’s Play Minecraft | Part 1 - Google restates his primary objective (Apr 1, 2017)

Markiplier TV - Google gives his thoughts on Wilford Warfstache’s revolutionary idea (May 5, 2017)

Google Gets An Upgrade - Google receives a visit from Bing while in the middle of an upgrade (May 20, 2017)


Outliers

GOOGIPLIER RETURNS - Mathias plays a short fan-game in which Google IRL returns to show how useful he can be (Sep 11, 2015)


King of the Squirrels

King of the Squirrels - In his debut, the King smears peanut butter on his face in celebration of 80,000 subs (Jan 23, 2013)

King of the Squirrels Returns - The King is sick, but he is still the King! (Mar 26, 2015)

Markiplier TV - The King crashes the conference while Wilford Warfstache is receiving feedback on his revolutionary idea (May 5, 2017)


Bingiplier

Google Gets An Upgrade - With a 'saaaahhh!’ and a visit to Googleplier’s, Bingiplier makes his obnoxious debut (May 20, 2017)


Yandereplier

MAKING LOVE FOR SENPAI | Yandere Simulator #14 - Yandereplier-chan shows her true colours in this kawaii intro! (Nov 13, 2016)


Outliers

Yandere Simulator - A playlist of Mark’s Yandere Simulator playthroughs, chock full of Mark being a giggly, yandere freak

Markiplier Animated - YANDERE SIMULATOR - Committing murder, becoming a fugitive, mopping up blood, kidnapping Boobs McKenzie: all in a day’s work for Yandereplier-chan in this animation of one of the above playthroughs! (Aug 21, 2015)

Yandere Simulator ANIMATED: The Squeakquel - Yandereplier-chan returns in this sequel to the above animation, and she’s gonna show everyone what for for not accepting her spicy sausage! (Aug 5, 2016)


Dapperplier

A Gentlemen’s Dispute feat. CaptainSparklez - Dapperplier and Jordapper look to settle their differences in the most civilized way possible (Jul 21, 2014)

GENTLEMEN’S DISPUTE w/ Markiplier - See Jordapper’s version of the above video (Jul 21, 2014)

REMATCH OF THE CENTURY | Max Gentlemen w/ Captain Sparklez - Dapperplier and Jordapper have fallen low and look to regain their honor in the most civilized way possible (Feb 10, 2015)

MAXIMUM GENTLEMEN’S DISPUTE w/ Markiplier - See how Jordapper remembers the above events (Feb 10, 2015)


The Host

Danger in Fiction [feat. MARKIPLIER] - In his debut, the Host struggles with an uncooperative character as he attempts to narrate a story (Feb 6, 2013)

Danger In Fiction | Chapter II - In this sequel to Danger in Fiction, the Host tries to narrate a new story with a new, if equally uncooperative, character (Aug 20, 2013)

Danger in Fiction: The Host - An incredibly short preview of what was going to be a third installment of Danger in Fiction; features the Host in his blindfold and jacket for the first time, preparing to narrate something new (May 9, 2015) THANK YOU TO @fountain-of-muse FOR POINTING THIS ONE OUT TO ME

Markiplier TV - The Host narrates as Wilford Warfstache pitches his revolutionary idea (May 5, 2017)


Outliers

Markiplier Makes: Fan Fiction (animated by Kayroos_) - Mark opens the video wearing his Host jacket and makes a few brief references to the character (Aug 5, 2017)


Bim Trimmer

Hire My Ass [feat. Markiplier, Danny Sexbang, & Matthias] - Bim Trimmer acts as the host to the ever popular game show that gives you the chance to win your dream job (Dec 10, 2014)

Markiplier TV - Bim Trimmer gives his thoughts on Wilford Warfstache’s revolutionary idea (May 5, 2017)


The Silver Shepherd

Super Infidelity - The intrepid superhero Silver Shepherd finds out that his dame may be cheating on him, but with who? (Jun 3, 2014)

Markiplier TV - The Silver Shepherd takes a break from fighting crime to pursue a job in entertainment and gives his thoughts on Wilford Warfstache’s revolutionary idea (May 5, 2017)


Ed Edgar

Ed Edgar Adoptallott’s Baby Bulk Buy - Ed Edgar’s sellin’ babies and today he’s got a special offer! (Mar 24, 2015)

Markiplier TV - Ed Edgar gives his thoughts on Wilford Warfstache’s revolutionary idea and he still has a special offer (May 5, 2017)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITS DONE GUYS
ITS FINALLY DONE
I honestly expected to give up on it but I’m so happy at how it came out?? Y’all were the ones to motivate me to finish it though so thank you!!


@darkwarf @foxtamer113 @pleaseletthisjimbetaken @starstrike41

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Little Yandere and Wilford Warfstache

“Will you help me get my senpai?”
“Of course I will.”

(They’re quite…uncaring about how their actions affect others, so I’m pretty sure these two would be alike in that aspect. So here’s a little comic just to…I don’t know, maybe show if ever Yandere was influenced/helped by Wilford in their younger days. Hope y'all like it!)

tbh it’s kinda funny how my general idea of the Septics is that they’re the Disaster Gang for the most part, when in canon the Ipliers have:

  • a Pink Man missing like all of his marbles who probably lives his life on a sugar high
  • 3in1 Edgelord McAngstyface
  • a dude who is insanely mysterious and powerful i guess but ppl just write him sad
  • a gameshow host with a side job as a cannibal
  • a doctor who only knows to diagnose ppl with One Thing and it’s Death
  • a lovesick crazy murderperson whose gender no one can agree on
  • Sassy MurderBot 9000, and there may or may not be four of them
  • Lit Dudebro Memeboy, proficient in falling on his face. there’s supposed to be like 1.5 of him in total but most ppl blissfully ignore that
  • Wobbly Cryptid Reporter Twins
  • Bonus: “Rooty Tooty Shooty guy with weird glasses and the Lesser Mustache”, “Good Fancyboy who Deserved Better” and “Mark but Bad”, aka The Origins
  • …and probably like a hundred more idk ppl just keep making new ones and at this point they would need pokédex numbers for me to be able to keep track of them
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Meeting the Ipliers

When you get transported to the world of where all the Ipliers of the Universe meet and you meet the Ultimate

(for @etc-please​! I’m sorry I had to repost, my browser/laptop was freezing so bad it was getting scary so I don’t know if I’m doing this right. But I hope you like it!)