Baby I’ve been here before
I’ve seen this room and I’ve walked this floor (you know)
I used to live alone before I knew ya
And I’ve seen your flag on the marble arch
And love is not a victory march
It’s a cold and it’s a broken Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah…

There was a time when you let me know
What’s really going on below
But now you never show that to me do ya
But remember when I moved in you
And the holy dove was moving too
And every breath we drew was Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah…

Maybe there’s a God above
But all I’ve ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya
And it’s not a cry that you hear at night
It’s not somebody who’s seen the light
It’s a cold and it’s a broken Hallelujah

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Baby I’ve been here before
I’ve seen this room and I’ve walked this floor (you know)
I used to live alone before I knew ya
And I’ve seen your flag on the marble arch
And love is not a victory march
It’s a cold and it’s a broken Hallelujah

When Sigyn was a child, she was swept off to the palace with her family. The king himself claimed that she had a power all her own, something no one could ever best. But the power was hidden deep within her, and it was drawn out through torture. Even as she gained control of her powers, she refused to help the greedy king. She couldn’t tell anyone she loved, or they would suffer the price. Odin couldn’t kill Sigyn, so she would have to be punished through her heart. In all the mess, she met a kindred spirit one day in the library. He held her as she cried and listened to everything that had happened to her.

The love between Loki and Sigyn grew over time, and their affair became the stuff of legends. Sigyn, forever loyal and honest, never lost her faith despite her pain. Loki, on the other hand, grew angry with the treatment of his beloved. Sigyn kept a journal, and it became her downfall when Odin discovered it. No longer was it just Sigyn who had to suffer, but Loki as well. Their time out of the dungeons was scarce, but in that time, Sigyn caught wind of a devious plan brewing. She slit her throat, hoping that she would be free to thwart Thanos in her next life and Loki would be free of pain. She had no idea that she had played into the Mad Titan’s trap.

Getting an invitation to go to Asgard with Thor and Jane was nothing short of incredible for Darcy, but when she was unwittingly compared to Sigyn in a campfire game, she began to ask questions. Why would a seemingly happy woman take her own life? Falling in love with a mysterious man that made her feel more alive than she ever had before was an incredible distraction, but finding Sigyn’s diary set her back on course. She read Sigyn’s stories over and over again, feeling for the woman more than she ever thought possible. Darcy confronted everyone who could have been involved. Cue the screaming, the rage, the tears, and finally the truth.

tip for bisexuals:

yeah gay ppl are assholes to ya

and yeah straight ppl are assholes to ya

but just remember, you have twice as many cute people to choose from, so who’s the real winner now? its you boo. you do you babes <3

and pansexuals, you know whats up, i see you too.

Force Of Nature lyrics by Bea Miller

I don’t know why, but my hands are shaking
I can see you coming and I stand awaiting
Yeah, I get tongue tied in the conversation
It’s an f’d up, sad, sick situation

I tried to tie my heart down, board up all the windows
Oh, but it’s too late now, I let you get too close
I know I should take cover, hide inside these four walls
But baby I surrender it all

Because you’re a force of nature
Now look what you’ve done
I can taste the danger, but I don’t wanna run
So pull me to the ground and I won’t put up a fight
I’m a caution taker, but baby you’re a force of nature
Oh (2x)

I feel your lips move in and they take me under
You know just what to do and make me want ya
And I know i’ll be broken when it’s over
Oh, but I can’t help but move closer
I tried to tie my heart down, board up all the windows
Oh, but it’s too late now, I let you get so close

Cause you’re a force of nature, look at what you’ve done
I can taste the danger, but I don’t wanna run
So pull me to the ground and I won’t put up a fight
Im a caution taker but baby you’re a force of nature

Oh (x3)

I don’t care if I survive
So crash into me one more time
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Cause you’re a force of nature, but look what you’ve done
I can taste the danger, but I don’t wanna run
So pull me to the groung and I won’t put up a fight
Im a caution taker, but baby you’re a force of nature

Oh (x2)
But baby you’re a force of nature
But baby you’re a force of nature
But baby you’re a force of nature

Mall AU!MJ
  • works in a build-a-bear
  • he says he works there because he’s broke but
  • he just also really loves stuffed animals
  • a lot
  • its ridiculous
  • anyways he meets you for the first time there while working
  • you bring in a younger sibling/cousin and hes ringing up your order without lookin at ya
  • and he’ll be all “all right your total is- whoa
  • and youre worried like “its not over 50 bucks is it im borrowing money from my grandma lmfao”
  • and hes just ;)
  • he finally finishes ringing you up and shit
  • but not before he gets his number to you 
  • by writing it on the back of your damn r e c e i p t
  • hes probably not supposed to do that
  • mj doesnt really care
  • youre just really cute ok
  • he definitely doesnt trip over a few strewn around bear’s clothes when he gets a text from an unknown number that says “hey are you cashier boy”
  • cashier boy
  • hes your cashier boy
  • he “accidentally” texts you a rare pepe back
  • thats when you know that maybe youll like getting to know the cute and silly build-a-bear cashier
5sos Preference: Shower - SongPreference


  • Song Preference: Shower by Becky G
  • Requested]


And you know that I have to have ya
And I don’t plan to let you go

As soon as you entered the stadium that night he knew he wanted you. Not just sexually but in every way possible. It wasn’t the obvious good looks you possessed but the way you moved, how kind you were to the other fans around you, how you took care of your younger sibling. Ashton hadn’t spoken one word to you but he already could tell you were kind. You had captured his attention like no other fan had when you came to his concert that night.

He was stood watching the fans enter the stadium with Luke, you both were shocked at how many people had turned up but his attention swiftly moved to you. Ashton nudged his best friend’s arm nodding his head to you as you moved towards your seat at the back of the stadium. Ashton was a little miffed you weren’t closer, he wanted to see more of you and you of him. He wanted to meet you but knew he couldn’t just walk out there. He had to have you.

Ashton walked off to one of the security managers to ask a favor. The large man rolled his eyes thinking it would be just another fling for the Aussie but Ashton merely smirked knowing how wrong he was. You were perfection in his eyes. He was shocked at himself at how much he wanted you, he’d never wanted anything so much in his life. He just felt like he had to have you, he wanted nothing more than to make you smile.

He thought of this throughout the concert, how your face would like up when you smile. As the band rocked the stadium all Ashton could think about was you. Calum scolded him for not paying attention when he was asked questions during the breaks but the Aussie drummer couldn’t help it, his mind was somewhere else.

After the show had ended when the crowd had started to go home Ashton reluctantly hung back to help arrange some final details for tomorrow nights gig. It was only when their manager gave them the all clear to leave did Ashton rush back to his dressing room. The boys didn’t think much of it and let him run ahead. He was so excited to see you he could barely contain himself. He made a mental note to thank the security guard for this.

He paused for a moment outside the dressing room door shakily running a hand through his curls. He sniffed then winced at the smell wishing he could take a quick shower. He didn’t want to meet the girl for the first time all sweaty. Sighing he pushed open the door and cracked a grin when his eyes met yours. He bit back a smirk as your breathing hitched and your eyes trailed up and down his sweaty form, eyes darkening ever so slightly in lust. A young girl beside her squealed and ran over to him wrapping her tiny arms around his waist.

The rest of the band followed in, Luke took one look at the girl before smirking at Ashton knowingly. Luke took the small girl from Ashton over to the other side of the room along with the other two band members and began chatting much to the young girl’s delight. Ashton turned his attention back to you, the girl that had taken up his mind all night. As he moved closer he noticed you breathing quicken and you chewed nervously on your bottom lip. Ashton groaned internally at the sight wishing it was him chewing on your bottom lip instead.

He could see it in your eyes, you knew even then that he was going to have you one way or another and you were happy to let him. He looked so determined to win you over and you wanted nothing more. He stood so close to you he could smell the cool mint of your breath. His lips quirked into a smirk as he stared down at you with a smug glint in his eyes. He knew he had you, even before he knew your name he had you. So he did the only thing left but introduce himself to the girl he now in his mind belonged to.

“Hi, I’m Ashton.”


I don’t know, it’s just something about ya
Got me feeling like I can’t be without ya

You’d been best friends for years, but of course you both never stayed just friends. You both ended up having feelings for each other but since you’re both so stubborn it of course ended in disaster. For at least two years back and forth you both continued dating other people just to make the other jealous instead of actually talking about your feelings. Finally here you both are, standing chests heaving from yet another heated argument in the middle of Calum’s living room.

“Why do you care where I was last night, you can’t control me?!” You screamed again at your best friend. Calum narrowed his eyes at you with his hands on his hips.

“Because he’s not good for you Y/N, I don’t trust him he doesn’t treat you well enough!” He screamed right back in your face. You groaned loudly rolling your eyes. You were sick of this now, sick of this constant back and forth jealousy crap. It was just hurting you both.

“For the last time Calum, that’s not your fucking problem!” You shouted shoving hard at his chest. Calum didn’t budge but moved to tower over you, his dark eyes blazing down at you in anger.

“It is my problem Y/N, I love you and I have to protect you. I have to keep you safe and I can’t do that when you’re off scampering about like a cheep hooker in the dead of night with a man known for beating women.” Calum yelled gripping at his hair in anger. You narrowed his eyes at his insult before repeating his previous words in your mind. What did he say?!

“You love me?” You asked in a small voice. You knew he cared for you it was obvious just like it was to him how much you cared about him. It’s just neither of you wanted to be the one to say it first. Calum’s brown eyes widened and he gulped visibly. Looking away before back into your eyes he licked his lips nodding firmly.

“Yes, you’re my best friend of course I love you.” He lied smoothly. You gave a hollow laugh at his blatant lie before glaring back at him. You’d had enough. Two years of this, pretending like you both weren’t in love with one another, pretending you weren’t jealous when the other slept with someone. You just wanted him and you were sick of waiting.

“Don’t okay Calum just don’t. I’m sick of this why can’t you just admit it?! I know how you feel and christs sake Calum I-I feel the same way so why can’t you just say it?!” You shouted angrily walking away from him. Calum walked after you clenching his jaw.

“So you’re telling me that you feel it too, that you-” Calum broke off unable to say the words. You groaned loudly hitting his chest with your tiny fist in anger.

“Yes Calum and I know you feel the same way. You want me to say it first? Fine? I’m sick of waiting around like this, it’s just hurting us and I don’t know how much I can take being around you like this. I love you Cal, I'm in love with you but if you can’t even say it back to me then I’m done here.” You finally snapped. It felt like a relief off your shoulders saying the words. Like a weight had been lifted. It felt so good letting it out you should of done it years ago. Calum’s gaze dropped to the ground with your heart along with it. If he can’t even admit his feelings to you then there was no point in staying. He needed to grow up, to get over this fear he had. Tears gathered in your eyes and you nodded turning away.

“I’ll see you around Calum.” You choked out moving towards the door. You paused when Calum’s voice called you back.

“I’m sorry Y/N okay? I don’t know how to say it I just- Every time you’re around me I feel like if you leave me I’ll break. It’s something about you and it’s got me going crazy and I can’t think straight when I’m with you. Y/N you’re all I want, you must know that by now. You have to know what you mean to me now?” He said it more of a question. You hesitated in place not knowing what to say. Calum walked over and stood in front of you blocking your exit. He stared at you sincerely but you could still see a hint of fear behind his eyes.

“I never said anything because I was terrified to lose you, I still am.” Calum admitted his voice hoarse with emotion. Your face softened as you took him in, you knew this must be hard for him admitting this. Telling people his feelings never came easy to him.

“I-I… I lov-”

“You don’t need to say it Cal, I’m sorry I pushed you.” You mumbled interrupting him. Calum shook his head moving closer to you hesitantly placing his large hands on your hips.

“I do, you’re right Y/N you need to know how I feel about you. I need you in my life Y/N and I’m sorry I didn’t tell you sooner.” Calum stated firmly. You stared up at him gulping, your hands resting gently on his strong chest. You could feel his heartbeat racing under the palm of your hand and you knew yours was beating just as fast.

“I love you Y/N, I have done for years and I know I should’ve told you sooner but-”

You cut him off placing your lips on his. That was all you needed to hear. You didn’t need to listen to some big speech about how much he cared about you, life isn’t a Jane Austin novel. All you needed to hear was that he did in fact love you, and for you that was enough.


Can you tell that you drive me crazy?
Cause I can’t get you out my mind

You sighed sadly to yourself as you saw yet another gorgeous 5sos fan with Luke through your tumblr news feed. It made you wonder, were you really good enough for him? He could do so much better than you, in your mind you weren’t the prettiest girl and fear ripped through your heart as you saw more and more pictures of beautiful fans standing with your boyfriend.

You spent hours scrolling through the pictures sobbing quietly to yourself. How could you ever compete with these girls? They were so stunningly perfect not to mention talented, a good number of the fans sung themselves, and then there was the fan art. You’d never felt so horribly insecure about yourself in your life, and the constant hate on twitter didn’t help. Maybe they were right, maybe you aren’t good enough for Luke?

“Y/N?” Your boyfriend’s voice called out. Jumping a little you quickly pushed the laptop away and wiped the tears away from your eyes. You hid down in the soft blankets of your bed trying to hide your teary eyes from Luke when he entered the room.

“Y/N? Are you okay?” He asked curiously from the doorway shrugging off his jacket. You nodded silently not trusting your voice. You didn’t look at him, you couldn’t, all you could see was him with those beautiful girls. You couldn’t understand why he would pick you over them?

“Y/N?” Luke repeated your name more firmly with an added worried tone to his voice. He sat on the edge of the bed in front of you and you shifted pulling the covers up higher trying to cover your face. You didn’t want him to know you were crying.

“What’s happened Y/N, are you okay? What’s wrong?” Luke asked worriedly as he pulled back the covers. You sniffled not looking at him but couldn’t help but sigh when his hand came into contact with your cheek.

“Y/N tell me, please I-”

“Do you want to break up with me?” You asked him timidly. Luke froze up in place staring at you with wide eyes. He couldn’t believe what he was hearing. Fear spiked through his heart at your words.

“What?” His voice cracked at the single word. You sniffled pulling the covers down a little and wiping your tear stained cheeks. As much as you loved him, as much as you knew this would pain you, you had to give him a choice. Maybe he knew you weren’t good enough for him, maybe he wanted out?

“Do you want to-”

“No I heard what you Y/N, why would you ask something like that?!” Luke asked sounding horrified. Your mouth opened and closed before you looked away not answering.

“Y/N talk to me.” Luke said sternly. Your eyes snapped up to his instantly not used to his firm tone. He’s usually so warm and happy, it was different you seeing him like this.

“I just- I see you with other fans. Fans that are thousands of times prettier and far more talented than I could ever be and I don’t feel good enough for you.” You admitted not meeting his gaze. A small smirk crawled up onto Luke’s gorgeous lips before he started toying with his lip ring. Your eyes followed the movement and your mouth watered as he pulled the ring between his lips.

“Y/N that has to have been the silliest thing I’ve heard you say so far. I don’t think you understand how much you mean to me. You’re an amazing cook, you take care of me and the boys, and you can balance a spoon on your nose so don’t tell me you’re not talented.” You giggled as Luke kissed your nose lightly.

“And as for not feeling pretty enough…” Luke trailed off crawling on top of you, his soft lips leaving a trail of kisses down your neck. Your breathing hitched at the action and you couldn’t help but whimper lightly when his lips left your skin.

“Can’t you tell what you do to me Y/N, can’t you tell that you drive me crazy sometimes looking like you do. So, so beautiful and all mine.” He purred in your ear kissing it lightly. A sigh of content escaped your lips. Luke pulled the covers away from your body straddling you. His hands ran up and down your sides and he whispered softly in your ear just how much he loved you. And all the things he was going to do to you that night to prove so.


All I want, all I need is your loving
Baby you make me hot like an oven

“Oh you’ve got to be kidding me,” You snorted as Michael stood in front of you and the boys fiddling awkwardly with the hem of his sweater. He glared at you but couldn’t hide the blush creeping onto his cheeks.

“I thought you were joking?” You continued as Ashton laughed beside you. Your boyfriend was dared to try and seduce you by not just singing but stripping as well. You originally thought Michael was going to back out but him being a stubborn little bitch of course agreed to it. He just wasn’t happy about it.

You couldn’t help but giggle as Calum hit play on his IPod and a Miley Cyrus song came on. You didn’t know what you were more surprised at; that Calum listened to Miley Cyrus after claiming to be so punk rock, or how weirdly turned on you were getting from Michael’s hip thrusting.

Michael started singing, or at least attempting to sing along to the song, it was funny to see him try and make up the lyrics as he went along. Your boyfriend started stripping out of his clothes making your laughter die out.

You tried to focus on Michael making up random lyrics to the beat of the song but you couldn’t, your eyes were locked onto the bare skin of his chest.

“All I want, all I need is your loving…” Michael sang as Calum laughed shaking his head. Mikey’s fingers drifted down to his belt buckle and you couldn’t help but lick your lips in anticipation.

Luke suddenly cut out the music chucking Michael his shirt and trying to hide the uncomfortable look on the tall boy’s face. You tried your best not to pout as his body was covered again.

“I think Y/N’s enjoying it.” Calum said loudly causing the rest of the boys to laugh. You blushed lightly but couldn’t help but snort at his words.

As the boys carried on with their game your boyfriend Michael sat next to you pulling you onto his lap. You leaned back into his chest shivering slightly when his lips came into contact just below your ear.

“Don’t worry baby, I’ll put on a show for you after they’ve left.” You could hear the smirk in his voice. Swallowing you smirked back glancing up at him.

“Honey you think too highly of yourself.” You chuckled back in response. The rest of the boys seemed to of forgotten the two of you but you didn’t mind, you and Michael were happy wrapped up in your own little world. Michael’s fingers rubbed small circles on the inside of your thigh instantly making your breathing hitch.

“Y/N you forget how well I know your body, I know you want me and I know I make you hot like an oven, and all for me,” He cooed in your ear. You bit your lip not responding but instinctively squeezed your legs together. Michael chuckled darkly in your ear, the sound sending shocks all over your body.

“Baby relax, it won’t be long till they’ve left and I’ll have you bent over the couch Ashton’s sitting on just as you like it.”

i keep thinking about this bit (and the rest of their exchange, but this for focus) it just. really Gets To Me on a couple levels

one is seeing john nail something he’s frequently + characteristically scattershot at - being sensitive and empathetic! not for a lack of trying (he’s predisposed to friendliness @ the people he likes/is neutral towards, and the vast majority of his social gaffes are deeeffo unintentional lol) but y'know. still A Thing. so his picking up on jake’s source of discomfort and responding to it p much perfectly - all on the fly!! - made me smile a fuckton i’ll tell ya

and double the smiles because it was jake, this poor child who’s desperately deserving of this sort of sensitivity and honest consideration of his feelings. he got all of that in a short but kind exchange. kiddos……..


Mud Flaps Flappin in the Wind - by Reggie Watts


Take’em ooo rowna road whatcha goin down baby,
it’s-a ninteen sissty-five, you aint gotchuh stereo on,
an i dont know if I can take another light on my own.

Ya putcher ding down harpin and you’re flippin it bad
and you aint got another switch sir you’re just feelin so sad
and you can tell n’nother person that she’s evernescence on-on your  growth.

And you can do whatcha do when yer doin it good
butchoo cant do what you didn’t when ya did it last week
cuz next week’s another week and if I have to remind you
then you don’t understand the basic concept of time, ya

and if you wanna do it, ya can’t
then it’s up to you because you know that you’re limited
by a plan that you’ve bn erkin on n’ berkin yer flaz
and ya put it (inhale) n’ya meanin’
and ya mud flaps flappin in the wind.