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mawaru-penguindrum starters
  • "I hate the word “fate.” Birth, encounters, partings, success and failures, fortune and misfortunes in life. If our lives are already set in stone by fate, then why are we even born?"
  • "There are those born to wealthy families, those born to beautiful mothers, and those born into the middle of war or poverty. If that’s all caused by fate, then God is incredibly unfair and cruel."
  • "Because, ever since that day, none of us had a future and the only certain thing was that we wouldn’t amount to anything."
  • "I love the word “fate”. Because, you know how they talk about “fated encounters”? A single encounter can completely change your life. Such special encounters are not just coincidences. They’re definitely fate."
  • "Of course, life is not all happy encounters. There are many painful, sad moments. It’s hard to accept that misfortunes beyond your control are fate."
  • "But this is what I think: sad and painful things definitely happen for a reason. Nothing in this world is pointless."
  • "At this time, I thought we were just lucky. That unfair and cruel God altered our fate with a tiny miracle on a whim. I thought we even had the right to be happy"
  • "Why are people born? If people are born only to suffer the hard life, is it meant as some kind of punishment? Or a cynical joke? "
  • " that’s the case, animals that adhere to the survival strategies programmed in their DNA are far more elegant and simple. If there really is an existence worthy of being called a God, I want to ask him just one thing: Is there really fate in the universe? "
  • "If a man ignored fate, and ignored his instincts and DNA to love someone else… Dear God, is he really human? Just wondering. I hate the word “fate.”"
  • " Survival strategy!"
  • "isten up, you lowlifes who will never amount to anything!"
  • " If it's money, I'll get it somehow! If they can't get the surgery in (blank), we can send her overseas! If she needs an organ transplant, they can use mine! So... so, please, don't say there's nothing you can do!"
  • "That hat is controlling (blank)!"
  • "This persons's life has been temporarily extended using my powers. However, everything comes with a price! I am taking the price for their life."
  • "I have come from the destination of your fate. Rejoice, for I have decided to extend this persons's life. If you want to keep the person alive..."
  • “Simply put, the apple is also a reward for those chosen to die for love.”
  • “As it turns out, living was a punishment.”
  • “Why do we continue to hurt each other with superficial words?”
  • "I realized one morning... That I hate this world. This world is made of countless boxes."
  • " People bend and stuff their bodies into their own boxes. And stay there for the rest of their lives. And eventually, inside the box, they forget: what they looked like; what they loved; who they loved."
  • "That's why I'm getting out of my box. I'm one of the chosen. That's why I'm going to destroy this world."
  • " Isn't it electrifying?"
  • "n the human world, truth and reality aren't always one and the same. Humans just call their desires and ambitions "truth". Humans will even kill other humans if they have "truth" as an excuse."
  • "Oh, I must crush him as soon as possible."
  • "Let's share the fruit of fate."
  • "No storm lasts forever. But you can't protect the people you love if you just wait for it to pass."
  • "I’ve been punished in small doses living as a (blank)… but still, we were together. We took all the punishments, no matter how small and trivial. They are all precious memories. Because the only reason I felt alive was because you were there."
  • "Because punishment has to be the most unjust."
  • "It's nice knowing someone will find you."
  • " This world is corrupt, it's all about winning and losing. Who is ranked above and below you."
  • " The profitable and unprofitable. The accepted and unaccepted. The chosen and unchosen. They never try to give up... All they care about is taking. What a miserable world we live in. "
  • " A world ruled by those who will never amount to anything. This is already a frozen world"
  • "But fortunately for us, the flame of hope is still burning strong. Tomorrow we will cleanse the world with this flame. Now's the time to take back... The beautiful world where the mankind only need true things to survive! This is our survival strategy."
  • " It's no use. It's akin to love. Akin to the first kiss. It only works once."
  • "Cry, monkey bitch."
  • " Like I said, the apple is the universe itself! A universe in the palm of your hand. It's what connects this world and the other world. "
  • "I have come from the destination of your fate."
  • "Sorry, that may actually be my fault. My bag was stuck and I yanked it out forcefully. I didn't mean any harm, but I apologize for any discomfort I may have caused... I'm sorry."
  • "Don't worry. Your days of eating dinner alone are almost over. After all, from now on I'll always be with you. I won't let you lonely. It's ok. The future is already written right here. Nothing in this world is pointless. I believe in fate."
how to sing "Rock n Roll Damnation" by Bon, Mal and Cliff
  • Malcolm and Cliff: Damnation
  • Bon: They're putting you down
  • Malcolm and Cliff: Damnation
  • Bon: All over town
  • Malcolm and Cliff: Damnation
  • Bon: Cos you're way out of reach
  • Bon: ...
  • Bon: ............
  • Bon: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Bon: L I V I N G O N T H E S T R E E T S Y O U G O T T A P R A C T I C E W H A T Y O U P R E A C H
Hamill Reactions (part 1)

some stuff i came up with on the spot

“I give good head”

When you’re in public but you’re low-key thirsting for that dick

“I know luke and leia are twins, but I still ship them lol”

When you start to think that drink Harrison gave you may not have been just coca-cola

When you think your tongue might be swelling up

When you know your tongue is swelling up

When what the bae told you last night don’t add up

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confined in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. 

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through painful, tear-filled nights. 

We are the parents who buried out daughter long before her time. 

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room. 

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares about being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. 

I am one of the lucky ones I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for 3 weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. 

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. 

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. 

I am the person who never knows which bathroom to use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. 

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the child I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I’m an unfit mother because now I live with another woman. 

I am the domestic violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner was also a woman. 

I am the domestic violence survivor who has no support system to go to because I am male. 

I am the father who never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. 

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. 

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. 

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could have been a much better person if I did not have to deal with society always hating me. 

I am the man who stopped going to church. Not because I don’t believe, but because they closed their doors to our kind. 

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. 

I am the kid who is afraid of telling his Christian parents he loves another male. 

Reblog this if you believe homophobia and transphobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.