Full Name: Baron Blitz Gender and Sexuality: Male Pronouns: he/him Ethnicity/Species: “Spanish”/Demon Birthplace and Birthdate: h e l l Guilty Pleasures: hmmm… What They Would Be Famous For: GAMBLE UR SOUL OUTTA YA What They Would Get Arrested For: he’s technically an outlaw….baron blitz and the deadwood gang OC You Ship Them With: :3c bebe OC Most Likely To Murder Them: ohohoh Favorite Movie/Book Genre: he likes boring classic books Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: who know Talents and/or Powers: HES A DEMON in charge of the sorcerers stone (it was his right eye) amongst diff demon things Why Someone Might Love Them: Hes not a bad guy like..COMPLETELY hes a fair man..and also hes kinda shy with girls Why Someone Might Hate Them: kills people How They Change: HAVENT THOUGHT OF THAT YET EITHER Why You Love Them: I THINK HE’S REALLY CUTE N KIND OF A SILLY MAN.. .he cries about his eye a lottle.…and he likes getting coddled by his wife
For anyone that thinks I’m cool well sorry to burst your bubble (ya ur bubble) bc I’m not ok. Im one of those people in those movies where they meet a pretty girl and they can’t stop talking and they make bad jokes but don’t even realize they’re bad because they don’t even realize they’re making jokes at all they just keep rambling bc the girl is so special and you just dunno how to handle yourself and ur palms get really sweaty and after every conversation u hate urself bc ur like wow what the FUCK did I just say did she notice my sweaty palms I hope not sos.
say what you will about the live action beauty and the beast, but lemme tell ya, that scene where emma watson was closing the door on luke evans while he had his hands resting against it over hers? i would have killed to be that door okay
ppl always get mad at me when we watch scary movies together because i flinch at like the most random times like the music suddenly plays loudly i will flinch if something suddenly pops up on screen ya got me there too but i love scary movies but i have to avoid usually cause i give myself mini heart attacks constantly LMAO
everytime there’s some big popular movie that comes out, everyone rushes to make a blog. when cinderella came out, everyone and their grandma made an account. a few months passed, and all of the blogs became inactive. same thing has happened with b.atb. in a few months i bet ya ten bucks over half these blogs are abandoned. this is why i’m being super selective with those i follow back. what’s the next live action d.isney movie? mulan? the same cycle will happen once again. don’t make a blog because it’s the next ~cool thing
Me: Seriously? A power rangers movie? Can people not come up with original ideas anymore smh
Someone: ya know, 4 out of the 5 rangers are POC, also the yellow ranger is lgbt, and the blue ranger is autistic.
Me: GO GO POWeR rANgERS
HOWDY HO YA’LL IT IS TIME FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF ‘LISTEN TO VAL BECAUSE I HAVE IMPORTANT SHIT TO TELL YOU’ BEAUTY AND THE BEAST LIVE ACTION VERSION
the costume designs in this movie I c a n n o t b e l i e v e
the set design too, holy shit
this beast ain’t gonna take your shakespeare bullshit here take the whole fuckin’ library and then you come talk to me about romances this is unbelievable
I don’t give a fuck I will fight everybody about Le Fou
I’ll punch a wasp I don’t give a fuck
Belle can sing ya’ll— like I don’t know if the design firm behind the trailers just autotuned the fuck out of the audio they were given but she sounds great
okay I’m sorry I work in the CGI field and half of this movie was just me freaking out about the rendering of the beast’s fur and his expressions, they did so great, holy shit, ugh, I was so impressed I’m fucking mad about it
seriously dan stevens was physically in this movie for maybe three minutes and the rest of it was face/motion capture and he just shines throughout the whole goddamn thing
belle whacks multiple people with sticks, it was good times
HER YELLOW DRESS WAS SO AMAZING YA’LL YOU HAD YOUR DOUBTS BUT I AM TELLING YOU THAT SHIT WAS GORGEOUS
Le Fou, again, I’mma fight people
adlkjflkjdg I DON’T WANT TO GET TOO SPOILERY BUT THE GROWL????? THE G R O W L???????
AUDRA MCDONALD????? WHY YOU GOTTA GO SO HARD??????
Stanley Tucci was in this movie? Like holy fuck?
Gaston????? Like holy shit????? He wasn’t so bad in the beginning but as the movie went on he just got creepier and creepier and creepier?????
Is it just me or were there a shit ton of interracial couples in this movie? I counted at least five, I think? I KNOW THAT IS SUCH A LOW BAR TO SET BUT I WAS HAPPY TO SEE IT IN A HUGE ASS DISNEY FILM
FUCKING LE FOU’S LINE IN KILL THE BEAST ‘Marching off to battle, yet I fear the wrong monsters have been released’
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?????
WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE ME FEEL FOR A MINOR CHARACTER LIKE THIS, DISNEY