jonas: *wakes up & calls mahdi panicking at 3am* are you flirting with me?. mahdi: yeah i have been for the last year thx for noticing
jonas : wrow I cant believe my soulmate is right there,, the love of my life,,,, the best person, the bravest man,,, him with the soulful eyes,,, haha the girls who get with him are so lucky,, nothing better than dudes!!! being dudes!!
and everyone is just dissociating hearing him talk about mahdi cuz the man LECTURES and all they wanna do is scream like “that’s called being gay!! you are gay!! please be it with ya man!!”
and it’s iconic when mahdi just goes “oh yeah I’d totally date jonas” and he just. dies. he malfunctions. he did not Expect.
jonas “ah ok so that was just me being gay” vasquez meeting actual dude bros… he would die. he wouldn’t understand this culture. he’s far too beautiful for these sorts of headass practices.