i had a dream where they were kids in the same school, and they were solving a mystery about a book with no title that was thrown through a broken window of a botanical garden. how did they solve it?? wish i knew.
(@ future me: dream about klav and ema joining in on the fun next time, ya big ol’ fart)
So I heard it was a special somebody’s birthday today! (ok, I may be a tad late but I tried haha) I hope you had a fantastic day, Jack! I’m so proud of you for all of your hard work and dedication. You’re inspiring! Best wishes to you!!
is it really march 1, 2017???? making justin drew bieber 23?? and making myself be a fan of his lousy ass for 7 fucking years? im shook. in disbelief. happy birthday to the man who causes me so much grief, emotion but shout out because he (barely) knows my existence!!! kudos to you for distracting me from college work and for making me barely functioning in the real world. but honestly i hope this year is filled with so much love and happiness you damn fool. i can’t wish this old ballz enough fullness and genuine bliss an to have a fabulous birthday. im happy to have been a fan for so long, god knows it wasn’t easy!! love ya lots ya old fart. be happy babe, 23rd never looked better xx
the first SIMVOGUE issue is here! in this issue we celebrate the birthday of the iconic@kismet-sims - a designer who pioneers sim fashion with her edgy punk style!! her recent [ MISFITS ] and [ ÉTOILES ] collections were hits that made her a household name. we dedicate this issue in her honour - featuring our favourite pieces of hers on the cover.
Blade to blade, they were identical. After thousands of hours in lightsaber sparring, they knew each other better than brothers, more intimately than lovers; they were complementary halves of a single warrior.
Fangirl rule #32 When a guy you’re hitting on is acting like a total douche - draw hot fictional guys to ease your anger! (because anger leads to hate, which leads to suffering, if you catch my drift).
Oh, and I’m totally blaming shorelle for this! She draws the best Anakin and SW fanart on tumblr ♥
And apparently, I like making myself sad BRB, BROTP feels
A/N: Hi guys~ This is my first AU! This was inspired by posts by other amazing writers and prompts so I decided to make a bunch of them. This one is a mash between Best Friend!AU and Super!AU and is quite long so buckle up! Be sure to be on the lookout for upcoming Super!Seventeen posts and thank you for reading! Enjoy! :D
P.S. Many fart jokes. Mentions of gummy bears.
Notes to be taken: In this AU..
Not everyone is a super
Some supers live normal lives despite their powers while others work for the government, military, etc.
lmao ok where do we even start with this guy
You’ve basically known Mingyu from kindergarten
He’s a pretty low key kid tbh, you never would’ve thought he’s a super
So the story starts when one day, in kindergarten, in the middle of the finger painting class, you farted ya it’s gross, get over it. Kids only eat, sleep poop and cry while farting inbetween.
So you’re kind of the silent-killer type of farter ok aka no sound but deadly
There’s another kid in class who’s infamous for having farting episodes
So the whole class plus the teacher was like “ugh not again Kevin wstg we have enough of ur sh**” and are accusing him of this crime poor Kevin
Nobody suspected it was you (‘sorry Kevin’)
B U T T H E N
You feel a tap on your shoulder and turned around to see this one kid with a bad haircut and trail of snot on his face
And you can’t help but zone in until he said
“I know it’s you”
Lol you’re f***ed.
Your know you gotta do something before he reports you to the teacher and you can’t have your entire kindergarten career and reputation just crumble into dust over a fart
So what did you do?
“I’ll share my gummy bears with you but you will n e v e r tell a soul”
Well that was easy
From that day on Snotty aka Kim Mingyu follows you around like a lost puppy and sits with you during snack time for the sake of gummy bears kid knows his priorities
Everytime you won’t share your candies with him, he blackmails you by threatening to tell the teacher that it was you who farted that One Faithful Day
You kinda regretted it now that you have to sacrifice your gummy bears but h e y, better than getting your reputation ruined and get called Ms. Fartsfor the rest of kindergarten amirite?
So fast forward to elementary school
Surprise surprise you’re going to the same school as Mingyu
He still follows you around btw
Also, you outgrew him so you call him Shorty now instead of Snotty
“How’s the air down there, Shorty?”
“Walk in traffic, Y/N”
Still asks for gummy bears during lunch period
Tbh it’s getting annoying at this point bc whenever you whip up your lunch bag he’d go nuts
"Is that spaghetti I smell?”
“Bring your own lunch, Mingyu.”
But then it starts to happen every time
He’ll know what you bring for lunch even before you unbox it
You’re getting suspicious
Is he half dog or something? How does he even know?
And then things get weirder
So basically Mingyu becomes the class guard aka that kid that stands in front of the classroom when there’s no teacher to inform the class when the teacher is coming
People starts complaining because Mingyu would come in and be like "The teacher’s coming ! !” but there’s nobody in the hallway?? so Mingyu pls explain???
“No I swear! She’s coming!!!”
Ofc nobody believed him and the class was in utter chaos when the teacher finally came in
“Mingyu, how did you know?”
“I heard her walking"
And you’re like "lol what”
He also becomes that annoying kid in class
He’ll say that the class is too hot/too cold when it’s totally fine??
And when a teacher raises their voice he’d cover his ears
Also there was a time during a math test you and thought that you were going to ace the test because you’re top in class atleastinelementaryschoolifyou’rebadatitlmao but surprise surprise Mingyu aced it too
But later during the day he comes up to you and apologized and said that he copied your paper
And you’re like ????
“Mingyu you sit two seats behind me how is that even possible???”
He’ll be the first to know when it’s pizza day (“I can smell the pizza lol”)
But brings his own lunch to school
Claims that the cafeteria food smells and tastes weird
he never eats the food from school bc he claims that it smells weird andbecausehe’sapickyeater
But basically Mingyu is physically hypersensitive to everything and people think he’s just whiny and annoying so the only friend he got is you
So you kinda took pity in him and you started to enjoy his company anyways so you let him hang around
As long as he has his hand sanitizer with him at all times
Fast fast forward to middle school
Yayy time for puberty and hormones! fun fun fun
Except it isn’t fun
Puberty is as fun for supers as it is for normal teenagers
It’s terrible enough to suddenly have a bazillion of zits appearing on your formerly-smooth face
But the fact that Shorty had a major growth spurt over the summer and is basically a f***ing tree now
“Who’s short now, Y/N?”
And brags about it every time he has the chance
It’s also around this time that Mingyu has been acting even stranger
He’s easily distracted by a background noise, even if others don’t seem to hear it
He’d jump right out of his seat whenever the bell rings or any loud noises really
At one point, a teacher got so angry and started shouting and when you looked at Mingyu he’s cowering in his seat with his hands low key on his ears, wincing every time the teacher raised their voice
He also becomes more secluded
Leaves the classes right after the bell rings, decided to take his lunch to a more quieter place under a tree at the school yard, avoids group projects..
You’re really concerned for him although you’re a bit hurt that he seemed like he’s keeping something from you
So you decided to ask him one day
“Mingyu are you ok? Is there something you’re not telling me?”
“Hahaha w-what makes u say that"
You gave him a pointed look and it’s scary and he got reminded that time during elementary school you bit Sarah in the arm for cutting the queue
If that’s what ppl get for cutting your queue then what would happen if you find out that he’s different
He’s scared that the only person he’s been friends with for years would abandon him when they finally realize that he’s a freak
At that point of time, he just wishes that he could be like the other kids
But he also remembers that you’ve been there for him after all these times
You (kinda) tolerated all the times he sneezed in your hair
“One more time, Mingyu and I will cut you.”
And the times he broke your toys after not realizing his own strength
Also that dark time during elementary school when Danielle and her group of friends verbally bullied him for being “weird” and “different”
You stood up to them for him
You got yourself suspended and your parents called for punching the bullies in the face
That night you came to his house with a bag full of gummy bears and both of your favorite movies and you guys just hung out in his room
That when you said “Mingyu, I know you can’t even hurt a fly so if you need me to punch someone in the face I will”
Wow when did you become such a violent kid
But he knows it’s just your way of saying “I’ll always be there if you need me”
And honestly, you’re already a knight in shining armor to him the second you broke Danielle Davis’s nose
So he decided to tell you
How he knows what you’ll have for lunch
Why he’s so distracted all the time
And why he’s such a sensitive kid
He has heightened senses
He can’t help but starts to sweat as you stare at him, unblinkingly
He wanted to strangle you, to force you to talk, to justsaysomething
And then you do
“Wait ok so in kindergarten, you knew it was me who farted because of your super senses?”
He just looked at you disappointedly “Seriously, Y/N, that’s the first thing that pops into your mind?”
“Well I’m sorry I can’t help it. But really can you really tell who farts in class. Also I’m really sorry for you, dude, smelling farts in HD must’ve suck.”
Ok but you’re kinda offended and sad why he kept it away from you for such a long time but soon realizes that people are judgmental jerks who’d just label Mingyu as an outcast if they find out
But basically, Mingyu is super duper relieved that you’re totally cool with it and you guys moved on from it
Fast forward to high school
*Achievement Unlocked: You got an S/O*
It’s not Mingyu ok
You met your S/O the first day of high school
They’re really sweet and caring and overall a nice person
Mingyu was more skeptical and protective when you first started to date but took the backseat when he realized that you can take care of yourself (lol remember Sarah and Danielle?)
Cheers you on your relationship and becomes your confidante and go-to person to talk about your relationship
He doesn’t mind atall.
He’s just happy that you’re happy what a cinnamon roll ;A;
Until one day he saw your s/o at the mall, hanging out with some girl he doesn’t recognize
They seemed pretty close and their arm would ever so often casually hangs on the girl’s shoulder
Mingyu’s general perception of your s/o has been good so far so although he was kinda surprised to see them hanging out with a girl that’s not you, he just thought that she might be their close friend or a family member or something so he brushed it off
He checked with his superhuman hearing andit’s not like they’re talking about anything suspicious or anything
But Mingyu being Mingyu, he was curious and wanted to look out over you
So he figured, if your s/o was up to no good, he’d have to find out himself
So he began to stalk investigate your s/o
You kinda picked up and would jokingly said “Don’t you dare steal them from me” and he’ll be like “No, no its not like that!” (lmao also he wouldn’t dare ofc)
But then Mingyu found out that your s/o has in fact, been cheating behind your back with a girl from school
He’s so surprised and more importantly, enraged that they would even do that to you
What have you ever done to deserve such trash of an s/o??? You deserved to be served and taken care of like royalty
That evening he went to your house to break the news to you
“Y/N, I have something to tell you”
You don’t believe him. You don’t want to believe him.
Your s/o has been such a caring and thoughtful person. They wouldn’t do that to you right??
So you do what you thought was right.
You got angry and told Mingyu that he was just being jealous, that he’s just mad that you now hang out with someone else. You told him to make some friends so he can get over it.
Mingyu got even angrier over the fact that you chose to defend your s/o and is hurt that you wouldn’t believe him, your best friend
But at that exact moment he also had an epiphany
He was jealous
He was sad that you now have someone else to hang out with
He was sad over the fact that you might drift away after all these years
He also realized that he cares so much about you
So so much that maybe it’s not the friendly kind of caring anymore
He realized that after all this time, he might be in love with his best friend
But he’s so angry so he decided to storm off and have you find out yourself, knowing how stubborn you can be
You don’t talk for the next few weeks
He decided to avoid you completely and would change seats if you’re in the same class as him. He wouldn’t even spare you a glance in the hallways
You sit alone at lunch, with nobody to eat your gummy bears
This is the first time you guys had a fight this big
One day, during class, you decided you had enough and you made a mad dash out of the classroom to find Mingyu and tell him you were sorry (Teacher: kids these days smh.)
Otw there, you passed the janitor’s closet and heard some noise
You decided to be a snitch and took a peek
And there they were, your s/o and a girl, making out in the small cramped space, unaware that you’re watching
At that moment, all you can feel is your heartbreaking
You feel tears well up in your eyes, your body grows rigid and cold
You felt so so betrayed and lost that you don’t even have the energy to barge up to them and beat them yourselves
So you took a detour to the nurse’s office, your mission long forgotten
You laid down on a cot for a good half-an-hour before you heard the curtain being opened and at first you thought it was the nurse who decided to kick you out but then you felt a large hand brushing the top of your head ever so gently
And by God, nobody was allowed to do that to you except for
“Y//N, I came as soon as class is over, are you feeling ok?”
You looked up and there he was, looking at you with concern and yet with the softest face
And it felt so sincere that you broke down completely in front of him
He just held you as you cried into his shirt, blabbering nonsense and being a snotty mess
When you were much better, you told him what happened
And then he had a look in his eyes
He kissed your forehead and just left
You’re confused because Mingyu?? what are you doing m8???
You didn’t heard from him until later in the afternoon
He got suspended
For punching your s/o smack in the face
You didn’t know what to do. Should you thank him??? be concerned???
Since when did he become so violent?
lmao he learned from you
But later in the evening, you came to his house, a bag of gummy bears in one hand and your favorite movies in the other
Neither of you said anything at first. You didn’t need to.
You both just climbed up his bed and started eating and watching the movies
Halfway through the movie, you glanced up at him
He didn’t take his eyes off the screen “He deserved it. Should’ve know what was coming for him.”
You’re not satisfied so you sat up and took his face in your hands and his eyes finally finally met yours
And oh how lovely you looked in you sweatpants and oversized t-shirt, and yeah looking up kinda hurts his eyes because of the light but it’s casting a soft halo around you and when he met your gaze, it’s fierce and determined
Your eyes are still a bit red and puffy from all the crying earlier but to him, at this very moment, you're perfect.
You said “I’m sorry for not listening to you. I’m sorry for being such a jerk. I’m sorry for saying those hurtful things to you-”
But he cuts you off, his lips ascending onto yours into slow searing kiss
You lost your train of thoughts and while you thought that he’s the one with the heightened senses here, at that very moment it’s as if you had it too
Everything felt so warm and you don’t even know whether it’s from the close proximity, your body heat or the room. Your heart went overdrive and you’re scared that he might hear it He totally could
But most of all, it felt right
You know maybe you should’ve been aghast or the very least, disgusted, that you’re actually kissing your own best friend but it doesn’t feel like that with Mingyu
You can feel all his emotions in that one kiss and nothing ever felt so sincere and so warm
You didn’t know but at that very moment, Mingyu was experiencing the exact things, although everything is thrice more intense
After what felt like an eternity, he finally pulled away and there you are, gazing into each others eyes, breathing fast, cheeks flushed
“I’m sorry I did that.. and no! before you kill me, you’re just the most beautiful person I’ve ever met and you deserve someone who can see that and appreciate you and take care of you with all his hea-” he said before you pulled him up for another kiss
“I love you, too, you giant idiot.”
And at that very moment, you realize that after all, you might been in love with him
You remembered the kid with the weird haircut and snotty nose who caught you farting back in kindergarten and thought: “Who would’ve thought?
Very unpopular opinion here,
But I think Googleplier has emotions.
“How can he have emotions he’s a robot?“
Well let me tell ya a thing
This was in the first google video called “Google IRL” ( if you didn’t know where the nerd came from). Here Matthias says “OK Google, do my laundry”.
As you can see Google is not happy. He even growls in the video after Matthias says it. Robots don’t really do that, they just do what their primary objective says.
Need more proof?
This was from the most recent Google video ( Thank you mgg for making this gif so I didn’t have to)
Google makes this face after Bing tells him “Haven’t seen ya around ya old fart” normally robots don’t really care if they are called names. They just kinda do what they are meant to do, or you know.. try to kill humanity.
Google is more than just a robot, maybe that’s what makes him an ego, maybe that's Mark in there with his emotions.
Someone on the kink meme wanted Edgeworth to stumble upon Phoenix’s sketchbook but instead of finding romantic Edgey drawings like all the fanfics proclaim; its just pages and pages of inelegant porn of him.