y-u-no-praise-the-sun

Summary of all the Pre-final Touhous
  • Elis: i honestly have no idea why i'm fighting you but i'm gonna do it anyway
  • Kikuri: GET ME OUT OF THIS MOON
  • Marisa: i've got balls
  • Yuuka: leave me the fuck alone i'm tired
  • Yumeko: SLICE AND DICE SLICE AND DICE SLICE ADN CEID SIVLEN SIHS FDS
  • Sakuya: TOKI NO FUCK YOU
  • Youmu: you better hope to god that you're good at micrododging because i'm gonna steal the warmth of your spring baby
  • Reisen: THE BULLETS AREN'T REAL. I'M NOT REAL. NOTHING IS REAL. EVERYTHING IS A FUCKING LIE.
  • Eirin: you have to be real fucking stupid to challenge me on lunatic honestly
  • Yuuka: PRAISE THE SUN... FLOWERS.
  • Komachi: i really don't want to be here, will you go away if i throw money at you
  • Sanae: CAN YOU FEEL MY FAITH NOW, RAYMOO?
  • Iku: UH UH UH UH STAYING ALIVE STAYING ALIVE
  • Rin: MEOW MEOW MOTHERFUCKER
  • Shou: C U R V Y L A S E R S
  • Futo: if thine shalt not accept the fact that thou arth royally fucked at this point in time, THEN THOU SHALT SUFFER THE WRATH OF MINE
  • Seija: lol fuck you have fun with my inversion powers lololol
  • Clownpiece: GYAHAHAHAHA, AHAHAHAHAHA, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU THROW YOUR COMPUTER OUT THE WINDOW, AHAHAHAH AHIHASHAAJFDL HSADFJLHDLFG