I was like, ‘I don’t mean to be disrespectful, but I’ve said everything I could say.’ And it really embarrasses me to be on four different TV shows, two cartoons, have this movie, and be a New York Times best-selling author and continually have to talk about one time I said a swear.
—  Jenny Slate, about being asked SNL interview questions (x)

anonymous asked:

what if sapphire did the little blep thing sometimes. like her tongue is just slightly poking out of her mouth and she doesnt even notice

Ruby had about a million (literally) pictures of Sapphire doing this


Air New Zealand’s ‘Most Epic Safety Video Ever Made’.

It truly lives up to its name.

This is literally the best thing ever.