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*flies in on Luke’s flying shoes* *tumbles to the floor* *brushes self off, smiles, pushes glasses up on nose* *hurries up to podium* *turns on projector* *pulls out laser pointer* *gathers notecards* *opens an elaborate PowerPoint presentation* *leans in to audience* let me tell you about a little thing called dark percy

I was like, ‘I don’t mean to be disrespectful, but I’ve said everything I could say.’ And it really embarrasses me to be on four different TV shows, two cartoons, have this movie, and be a New York Times best-selling author and continually have to talk about one time I said a swear.
—  Jenny Slate, about being asked SNL interview questions (x)

anonymous asked:

what if sapphire did the little blep thing sometimes. like her tongue is just slightly poking out of her mouth and she doesnt even notice

Ruby had about a million (literally) pictures of Sapphire doing this

youtube

Air New Zealand’s ‘Most Epic Safety Video Ever Made’.

It truly lives up to its name.

This is literally the best thing ever.

I’m really lucky ‘cause I found what I really like to do really young. But that’s fairly rare, so I would say, if you’re lucky enough to figure that out — which is kind of the main struggle in this life — just don’t hold back. Don’t be afraid to make mistakes and stuff.
—  Kristen Stewart on what advice she can give to her fans (x)
Why do snobby little shits pretend Friends wasn't a good show?

Oh, you didn’t think “Friends” was funny? Oh, you thought it was just popular drivel? Oh, you were more of a “Seinfeld” person? Fuck you, you fucking liar. You loved “Friends.” We all loved “Friends.” We still love “Friends” when it appears in syndication 15 times per day. You know why? Because it was a delightfully funny, heartfelt, consistently enjoyable show. The fact that it was popular doesn’t mean it sucked. You suck. Next time you start getting nostalgic for some bullshit 90s snackfood, remember the real reason the 90s were great: “Friends.” (And, you know, the booming economy.)

- 10 Things That Still Bother Me About Friends

youre a good girl but i know you would girl
—  one direction’s new lyrics that speak to me on an emotional level