but just imagine sherlock sitting home one night doing an experiment and just as the door opens, john walks in, in his military uniform because all of the soldier friends met up for a reunion in their uniforms

and john didn’t tell sherlock because he didn’t think it was really a big deal, until the sherlock turns and spots john finally and lets out a high-pitched gasp like a baby and his glass test tube drops onto the floor and shatters, so john runs over to clean it up like “what the hell?” and “sherlock, come on" and sherlock just sits there with shaky hands while adjusting his trousers and it takes john an hour to realize that sherlock has a flaming military k i n k


Get you a man that can do both.