y u so cute and pretty

my opinions on the instruments since you guys are asking (reblog and add yours!!1!)

french horn: honestly so pure. i always think of Dvorak’s 9th when i hear them and u g h y e a s

tuba: my bias here should be obvious

euphonium / baritone: honestly they’re so pretty and cute and nice to listen to. basically improved versions of tubas (sorry @me)

flute: pretty but anyone who can play them is clearly dabbling in dark magic

mellophone: i haven’t met one but i really like their sound. its so nice and… not to be redundant but mellow

trumpet: tbh i could listen to trumpets all day. even beginning players sound amazing to me

trombone: i always listen to the trombones when i’m confused on my part, so they’re sort of my anchor. thanks frens 

piccolo: similar to flutes but the notes are even prettier and the players are using even more dark magic

saxophone: honestly saxophones=awesome jazz to me, and i love jazz, so 

clarinet: they sound like the ethereal wood fairy version of flutes (im not sure why i think this). there’s a really good clarinet player at our school so i always think of their solos when clarinets get brought up

oboe: like clarinets but more flute and less wood fairy

bassoon: oboes but stronger

percussion: thank you kind friends for keeping the beat when i am too lazy to count

piano: probably the very purest musical insturment

viola: like with french horns i always think of Dvorak and how awesome y'all’s parts are in his stuff

violin: amazing but also definitely dark magic

cello: i live to listen to cello solos. (also just Dvorak in general, but the two are intertwined)

bass: you’re the string version of me. i respect you

tl;dr I REALLY LIKE CLASSICAL MUSIC

Guys

G u y s

I never see the whole “write on your skin and it’ll show up on your soulmate” au used as a form of communication

there are people who draw their otp drawing dicks on each other but it’s so common! And maybe, actually pretty and cute, little designs on the skin but I hardly see it used as a form of communication!

I want your otp writing on themselves til the break of dawn just entranced by the others writing style or how quickly or slowly the letters are written!

I need them frantically running around looking for a lost pen or marker when they see their skin is imprinted with “Hey how’s it hangin’ dude”

I need person A’s writing suddenly die out and Person B is just “what the fuck” but they see their skin revealing the phrase “sorry my pen kinda died lmao. It was my fav pen ;;”

I need one of them being “we could exchange phone numbers instead of writing” and the other being like “sure but I like writing with/to you”

GUYS!!!!

I need to see more of this!!!!!

falling asleep on nct dream’s shoulders

Originally posted by yoon-to-the-oh

Request: @elejks said: hello! can u do a reaction of nct dream to their crush falls asleep on their shoulders ? thank u, sorry if u dont understand.

A/N: ok so this is a kind of a reaction thing but at the same time it’s not???zfhekgfhge it’s basically a headcanon thing w all the same subject and in this case it’s falling asleep on their shoulders!!hope u enjoy<33 will put under a read more!!side note for in the future tho: i can do things like this but i probably won’t make them like per group anymore ajfhjhghr so basically just headcanons for one member!!<3thank u for reading


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Dating Chanyeol would include

Originally posted by yeolhighness

Park Chanyeol
- So Chanyeol okay let’s go
- Your tall beanstalk
- This noodle
- You love him so much
- First off, he is just really sweet
- He’s the happy virus so you best believe if you’re down, he’s going to fix it
- Turn that frown upside down you feel
- I can honestly see Chanyeol taking you somewhere fun just to cheer you up
- “Do you want to go to the animal shelter and look at dogs?”
- “…. Yes please”
- Seeing him with animals is enough to make your heart explode
- Plus cute animals!!!
- Gosh he makes you melt
- Anything could be a date with him
- He just wants you to have fun
- Picking a flower for you
- “Look!!!! it’s a flower!!! it’s pretty!!!! like u!!!”
- Him playing guitar for you and singing
- He’ll probably write you songs he’s just that kinda guy
- Imagine him playing at a cafe and just watching you the entire time
- His precious smile
- So all this sweet stuff right
- But also teasing the heck out of each other
- “Yeah okay ferret boy”
- “hhhhHHHH L O O K HERE Y/N”
- and
- “Can you even fit in the house”
- “Well at least I can reach the top shelf, there goes your favorite coffee mug unti lyou learn to be nice”
- “wait no Chanyeol I’m sorry hun we can work this out wAIT”
- It’s too late your coffee mug is so far out of your reach
- Baekhyun and Chen are your best friends as well
- You’re an addition to the Beagle Line probably
- You and Chanyeol roast the boys together
- Annoying Kyungsoo to no end
- Running from Kyungsoo together
- If anyone messes with you, he’ll gently nudge you behind him to protect you
- He’s not good at dancing and sometimes he gets frustrated because he can’t figure out the choreography
- So you comfort him and you’re like !!!! you’ll get it!!!!
- Oh my gosh dating Chanyeol in the winter time
- His turtlenecks
- (I’m squealing he’s so cute in sweaters)
- He’s probably a cuddler
- He’ll hold you like a teddy bear
- Waking up next to him in the morning
- His bedhead is just too cute
- He makes you smile as soon as you see him in the morning
- Like you open your eyes
- Boom smile
- And he’s smiling too
- He just thinks you’re so cute
- “Why are you so cute Y/N how do you do this”
- “Stop that you’re too cute”
- “Aish so cU  T E ”
- Legit you could be some hardcore punk and he’s just “hmmmmm so cute”
- Random pecks on the cheek
- But then he gets smiley and blushy
- Late night trips to the playground to swing next to each other
- Or he’ll push you on the swings and catch you from time to time just to hold you for a lil
- Piggy back rides
- Back hugs while walking, the kind where he’s attached to you and you kinda waddle because it’s weird but warm and comforting
- The ones where you jump to get on his back and still don’t make it all the way so he has to do the lil hop to get you in the right place
- Watching EXO Next Door together
- Encouraging his acting skills
- I feel like Chanyeol smells like coffee and soap
- He’s just such a warm person
-Inside and out
- Anyone who dates Park Chanyeol will be in very good hands honestly
- He’ll care for his significant other so much

Balloons - Tom Holland

Balloons - Tom Holland x Reader | 3rd Person

Prompt: (Y/N) sees Tom across the room at a birthday party. She doesn’t quite find the courage to talk to him, so she ties a balloon to him so that she can find him later to finally say hi.

a/n: lol this is based on a tweet i saw. idk who rebecca is just go with it. anyways, i’m so damn proud of this and i hope you losers like it too. love you guys!


“(Y/N) was standing against the wall at a birthday party for somebody she didn’t even know. The person she came with, Rebecca, left to wish the person a happy birthday, so she was left alone. In her opinion, she looked kind of pathetic. The way she stood alone, staring at her phone, as antisocial as ever.

Deciding it would look better to at least pretend to be social, she went to grab some food. Looking up from her phone, someone caught her eye. He was quite cute with a mess of brown hair and a bright smile playing on his lips. The boy was talking to someone (Y/N) didn’t know and she begun to walk over to him.

Halfway there, she chickened out and immediately changed directions, going to get food. How in the entire goddamn universe would a guy like him talk to her. (Y/N) didn’t even know what he was like, but she knew that he would never like her. But if she didn’t do anything, she would lose him.

Eating some chips from the food table, she couldn’t stop thinking about him. For whatever reason he just stuck in her head. Something in her said that she couldn’t afford to lose him. (Y/N) thought about what to do, just blankly staring at some balloons when it came to her. She knew exactly what to do.

Walking over to the balloons, she attempted to pick one up casually. Knowing herself, it didn’t turn out the way she had hoped. (Y/N) had caused a scene and ended up tangling herself in the balloons. Brushing it off, she managed to get a balloon free. She scanned the large group of people for the brown-haired boy and she found him talking to her friend.

As (Y/N) squeezed through the crowd to get to the boy while still carrying the balloon, she eventually got there. Walking behind the boy, she signaled to her friend to stay quiet as she managed to tie the balloon onto the boy. Rebecca laughed but covered it off with a cough and (Y/N) texted her friend quickly.

don’t let anyone tell him about the balloon. it’s important.

Looking at the phone, Rebecca typed a quick response.

okay, but why?

don’t ask questions. just go with it.

(Y/N) walked away quickly and just prayed she would be able to talk to him. She walked back over to the snack table and just let herself eat all the chips and dip her heart could desire.

What she thought had been five minutes had actually been an hour, she finally convinced herself to talk to him. With a smile plastered on her face and half a bowl of chips in her stomach, (Y/N) walked over to where the balloon was. Quickly walking to where the boy stood, she took a deep breath before tapping on his shoulder.

‘I’m (Y/N), I tied that balloon to you because I’m stupid and lame. I thought you were cute and I was too scared to talk to you and I tied a balloon to you so I could find you later to say hi. So hi.’ (Y/N) said to him, looking at her feet.

‘Well, I’m Tom and I think you’re quite cute, too. Your friend told me about the balloon and I thought it was adorable so I kept it on. I was hoping you would come and find me.’ The boy–Tom–said to her as she looked up and met his eyes. And that, kiddies, is how your parents got together.” Rebecca said, looking at the two children.

“We’re not 7, Aunt Becca,” Alex, (Y/N) and Tom’s son, said, “I’m 16, and she’s 14. But I have to admit, that was pretty fucking cute.”

“Language!” (Y/N) said, scolding her son.

“But mom it’s true!” Jessica, their daughter, exclaimed, “You guys are really fucking cute!”

“Hey, language!” Tom scolded, walking into the room, “So what are we talking about?”

“How you and mom met,” Jessica said to her dad.

“Now that, is an interesting story,” (Y/N) said wrapping an arm around Tom, “And to think, it all started with a balloon.”


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Mine Not His (Mark Ft. Donghyuck)

anon:  Hii could you do a fluffy scenario with Mark? Like you’re best friend with Donghyuck and you hang out a lot with him so he thinks you like him and he gets jealous? Sorry it’s so specific but anyway thanks love!!

author: admin momo (it’s my first one!!)

genre: fluffy love

word count: 873 (i hope its not too much)

a/n: i hope you all like it! i really hope its not too long and that you all like my first imagine! 

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shit I’ve said and that has been said to me through tumblr IM starters.

“arson should not be a source of arousal!!!!”
“everybody wants his booty.”
“i now pronounce you the prettiest booty in the court.”
“buT I’M YOUR QUEEN”
“you can’t fight this face. it’s too pretty.”
“be my pretty boy.”
“you get that booty and you never let it go.”
“so that’s when I figured ‘oh this is my son’s boyfriend’”
“That’s pretty cute not gonna lie.”
“and just it got really gay really fast.”
“a lot of what he said was kinda ominous.”
“we’re just all prepared for anything at this point lma o.”
“literally every scene they had together I was just like ‘GAAAYYY’”
“Y R U THE WAY U R?”
“brother why. why are you licking me”
“FUCKING END ME”
“IM SO WRECKED”
“I’m ten chapters in and I’m 100% trash for him.”
“seriously like just the smallest things that he does make me legit squeal and scream”
“he’s apparently got a thing for dark hairand a royalty kink but we don’t talk about that.”
“okay i’ll make out with you.”
“you’re just like ‘haha what if’ and then it suddenly becomes ‘oh no.’”
“…………..that wasn’t planned.”
“you could knock………..or you could join.”
“follow ur heart.”
“as in the heart in his pants or actual heart”
“I mean the fact that he’s bffs with 2 of the finest booties at court probably doesn’t help.”
“gayer than gay.”
“…are you looking at his butt?”
“STOP TALKING.”
“no way I’m gay … I just … none of these girls interest me.”
“Smooth as gravel, that’s me.”
“I can’t even apologize I have no shame.”
“I DON’T EVEN WATCH THIS FUCKING SHOW.”
“CLOSE UR MOUTH U wHORE DaMN.”
“IM ONLY RUNNING ON 4 HOURS OF SLEEP TOO THIS IS NOT WHAT I NEEDED TODAY.”
“give me the angst. give me the regret and the pining and the hurt.”
“PLUS: it was very selfish.”
“I am ready for death.”
“That essay, that I stayed up until 4 am to finish, is due next monday.”
“I have a thing for pretty boys”
“IT PHYSICALLY PAINS ME TO LOOK AT HIM”
“ITS LIKE STARING AT THE SUN”
“good night! good luck getting the booty!”
“YESA THOUSAND TIMES YES.”
“et tu?”
“he needs a little thirst in his life.”
“just embrace your ho life.”
“okay no blame will be placed as long as it is recognized that I am the most good looking.”
“kissing my brother I see how it is. I thought we had something special.”
“wink wonk.”
“e x cus e me ??”
“a blog called horny-sluts0 just started following me.”
“I’m not saying he isn’t kinky, I’m just not saying he has a royalty kink.”
“#dO NOT.”
“DATING ONE PRINCE DO ES  no T MEA N A N Y T H I N G.”
“SCREAM WITH ME”
“what’s the haps my dudes”
“(name) I do not think that 'what’s the haps my dudes’ is a correct way to engage with youths.”
“are you trying to put me in a bad mood because it’s working.”
“THAT IS NOT HoW ADU LTS DEAL wIT H THEI R I SSUES.”
“i shall corrupt this one.” *fixes cleavage*
“bet your pretty ass i am.”
“I’m gonna fucking punch something.”
“i will torture u softly.”
“how is walking in front of someone entirely naked cryptic?”
“she’s my child now don’t upset my child or i will eat u.”
“stop that.”
“Is this what a break up feels like?”
“i’m irresistible it’s my best character flaw.”
“i mean, i am irresistible, we established that.”
“i’d rather stick my hand in a scorpion’s nest if it’s all the same.”
“where are you going to find a scorpions nest in New York?”
“please don’t break into the bug house at the Zoo oh my god.”
“fine then, i’ll feed the ducks ALONE. UNPROTECTED. VULNERABLE. ALL BY MY SELF.”
“is that why I found jello in my shoes???? you’re buying me new boots.”
“little brothers are not secret weapons.”
“this is just making me MORE SAD”
“THIS IS WHY I HAVE TRUST ISSUES”
“I WANTED TO MAKE IT BETTER. I TRIED.”
“YOU MADE IT WORSE.”
“literally 80% of my decisions are made to spite someone.”

heacanon: dating yixing

Dating Yixing Would Include:

  • sweet angelic boyfriend
  • is so nice and kind to you its unbelievable
  • fighting? who’s she? you’ve never heard of her.
  • serenades you 24/7
  • “hey y/n, bet i can make you blush in 2 minutes.”
  • “okay, yixing.”
  • and he succeeds, so you give him an unsuspected kiss 
  • and now he’s the one blushing
  • always calling you pretty
  • when u wake up, “omg, you’re so pretty”
  • when u cook, “omg, you’re so pretty”
  • when he walks in on you on the toilet, “omg, you’re so pretty”
  • makes things for you randomly
  • like a cute bracelet with your name on it
  • or a mini puppet
  • “it’s a good luck charm”
  • every time he gives you something you always praise it
  • even if he spent no time on it, bc you love him
  • is sweet and angelic but everyone has two sides amirite
  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • you know where i’m going with this
  • always wanting to make you happy in bed
  • not satisfied until you are
  • really whiny
  • won’t stop moving around
  • doesn’t like to make a mess
  • but he’s flustered when he sees you covered in his mess if u know what i mean
  • really quiet after both of you finish, to the point where you have to make sure if he’s still alive
  • “i’m dead. your sexiness killed me~”
  • overall a boyfriend with a cute aura that will never do anything to hurt you intentionally 
grocery shopping with jimin

no one requested this but i saw this pic and i was like why not lmao

• you guys would just be chilling one day

• and his stomach would rumble rlly loud

• you would look at each other you would start laughing at him

• “y/n stop laughing!”

• you wouldn’t stop though

• but then your stomach rumbles as well

• jimin starts laughing his ass off as well

• “ok ok i’m sorry for laughing!”

• “we need to go food shopping.”

• you both wrap up nice and warm and head over the the supermarket

• his hand finds yours as u walk in

• “shall we buy a lot or just enough for today?”

• “just today i think.”

• hah no

• you should never go food shopping when you’re hungry

• jimin would start pushing the trolley round really fast

• like super fast

• he crashes it into some snacks

• “oops.”

• “well, we need them anyway.”

• he keeps calling u sir as u tell him what to throw in the trolley

• “jimin i love you and everything but stop calling me sir.”

• “sir yes sir!”

• 100% done with him

• “i’m kidding babe.”

• he grins and his eyes go all cute and smol

• you melt inside

• so many puns though

• jimin grabs some packaged meat

• “jimin i swear to go-”

• “hey y/n it’s nice to ‘meat’ you!”

• “stop jimin nO”

• you laugh anyway bc it was pretty good

• you both end up buying 3 of the 82846 things you need

• “it’s ok y/n, we can order pizza later!”

yikes ok so this is really bad i’m sorry if you cringed bye

requests are open ;)
dating nct hansol!!!1!!!

• hansol’s pretty quiet
• you guys speak satoori w each other a lot and everyone in the group thinks it’s super funny and entertaining
• the quiet couple in front of everyone else
• but when you two are alone you guys laugh like, 25/8
• you’re the only person that knows where he’s the most ticklish
• he’s ticklish, literally everywhere except his stomach ok he’s, it’s great
• “if we ever have kids-”
• “hans-”
• “let’s name the first one after a character in dragon ball”
• you guys watch anime together all the time omg
• yuta sometimes joins
• you guys don’t mind, yuta’s like, you guys’ best friend. he’s the sassy best friend in every best trio friends movie
• “THAT SCENE IS SO UNREALISTIC. I’D KNOW I’M JAPANESE.”
• wiggles
• dancing
• he’s so good at dancing
• he tried to teach you how to dance once
• he still uses the video he secretly took to blackmail you
• he watches it when he’s tired or upset. always makes him laugh.
• HIM IN WHITE, BUTTON UP DRESS SHIRTS.
• SO SEXY.
• HE KNOWS IT’S SEXY. HE KNOWS.
• SLICK BASTARD.
• jk please give hansol all the love. he deserves it. poor boy, locked up down in the basement.
• hansol is super protective
• like an older brother who actually cares
• he asks you a lot of questions like “how are you today?” “did you have fun today?”
• once he asked if you ate and you said no and he was like “oh my-” and hung up
• he drove all the way to your house with yuta and taeyong and made them move a whole bunch of snacks and drinks and food and made the other two guys move them into your house and he gave you a small awkward hug and brushed through your hair with his fingers and was like “you need to be healthy okay? even if you’re busy, please eat”
• and boy were you guilty bc you literally forgot to eat bc you were watching the office for the 17th time and binge watching all the anime that you’ve ever watched, ever
• he sometimes calls you every 5 minutes if he feels uneasy about you going somewhere alone and when he can’t accompany you and keep you safe
• “where are u now”
• “…the same place i was 5 minutes ago hansol. at the bus stop.”
• your parents first thought he was rude and told you not to meet him
• but then they talked to him a bit and realized that he was really quiet and unresponsive bc he was nervous
• they love him now ok your siblings love him too bc he’s super cool and tall and god he’s just a tree
• he got you a super fluffy teddy bear once
• it’s holding a heart that says “i love you” and it’s one of those voice recording bears, he recorded himself saying “i love you”
• it’s your most treasured item ever
• hansol gets jealous pretty easily but he never voices it out to you, he just gets a little more affectionate.
• he puts you in between his legs or puts you up on his lap and plays with your hair and gets crazy close to your neck (god), rests his chin on your shoulder, kisses your temple
• he takes a lot of pictures of you it’s the sweetest, cutest thing.
• his phone wallpaper is a picture that he took of you playing with jaemin and jeno
• his lock screen is a picture of you and him together after one of his dance performances
• hansol doesn’t cry much but when you do, he’s often lost and kind of awkward, but he gives you a nice hug and gives you nice kisses on the top of your head
• hansol gives really nice, sweet kisses
• his hands rest on your hips and your arms wrap around his neck and sometimes your hands tangle in his hair
• sweaty, in his white button up dress shirts (BRINGING THAT BACK), dark black pants, after practice = seX. ok im sorry.
• but fr that exists and it’s great ok.
• HANSOL HAS THE BEST, MOST FLEXIBLE HIPS I S WE A R.
• hansol loves talking to you, he’s pretty like, boring on text bc it’s “awkward” and “strange” to him, he calls you a lot
• hansol tried to cook for you once
• he did pretty well the first time actually
• then he got too confident and then almost burned the house down the second time he tried cooking.
• the closest thing to cooking you guys do is microwaving chinese food and making jello
• hansol is super tall and his height comes in handy, very often.
• “HANSOL, BABE CAN YOU GET THAT BOWL ON THE TOP SHELF FOR-”
• “got you covered.”
• his biggest turn on is when you’re in one of his shirts that are too long on you, with a pair of shorts or nothing underneath except for your underwear and when you get on your tippy toes trying to get something on the highest shelf and your thighs kind of shows and god he loves it so mu c h, never have you guys not at least made out when that happened
• hansol is very, dominant
• he loves dirty talk goD.
• his hand sneaks into your inner thigh, a lot, ok bye im dead
• reading manga, eating snacks, and watching anime on your laptop on hansol’s bed, totally not involved in any sex, is a thing and it’s one of the dorkiest things you guys do, but it’s also one of the most common thing in your relationship
• hansol has a really high alcohol tolerance
• you, however, do not and hansol also, takes videos of you drunk, and uses it for blackmail.
• hansol has got a lot of shit on you and that’s what makes your relationship 98% more interesting.
• you guys sometimes just sit down and watch weird shit he’s recorded of you and laugh
• “ur so dumb”
• “hansol shut up”
• yuta has a lot of shit on both of you
• yuta sends one weird thing he has on the two of you every two weeks in a group chat.
• you, don’t even know half the things yuta send and when or how or where he got these videos
• he literally sent a video of you kissing a cow’s tail on new years while yelling “HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY!” and pinched the cow for not wearing green and started crying because you were alone today and it was easter and bunnies made you cry bc they’re so fluffy and cute. it was a saturday. in june. you were with hansol and yuta and probably doyoung too. hansol tried to stop you from crying. yuta swears you weren’t drunk and that you were sane and you were just possessed.
• you were probably drunk.
• “wow u guys are really cute together”
• “johnny. im cute together with everybody.”
• “(y/n)”
• “hansol i love u”
• hansol’s lowkey not insecure at all
• he’s very confident about your feelings for him
• he knows you love him
• and it’s true you do love him
• hansol doesn’t say “i love you” a lot
• but he says it occasionally and it totally melts you
• hansol has a tumblr
• so does johnny
• they get together and scroll through their memes and send you the funny ones
• half of them are made by you
• but they don’t need to know that
• he carries you bridal style pretty often
• ADORABLE THE MOST ADORABLE COUPLE OK
• he’s so kept to himself bc he’s a strong “busan man”
• but we all know, you esp, that he’s a baby and a little 9 year old boy trapped in a large, 183 cm man’s body
• he calls you princess
• YES. HE CALLS YOU PRINCESS OK. DEAL. WITH. IT. IT’S CUTE.
• hansol, ok this is like really underrated and not canon, but hansol loves it when you read for him like, read his favorite books to him out loud or reads anything out loud, he loves your voice and he just, loves you reading things for him
• ok on a side note, hansol loves your singing, doesn’t matter if you can or can’t sing, to hansol, it’ll sound good, no matter what.
• hansol friggin loves your hair
• hansol friggin loves your smile
• hansol and your selfies are on point ok
• sexy selfies, hot selfies, cute selfies, couple selfies, YOU NAME IT, YOU GUYS ROCK IT.
• you guys keep the whole “WE’RE A COUPLE” thing lowkey
• ok but you guys have couple rings
• and couple bracelets
• you guys took a vacation to an amusement park and you guys bought one of those cute animal ear headbands and took a whole bunch of selfies
• it’s your phone wallpaper
• you guys have super intense staring contests
• pokemon battles
• you guys go out and buy and collect pokemon cards and have battles
• intense ok. intense.
• pokemon go
• pokemon go all the time
• “HANSOL”
• “what? are you ok-”
• “GET OVER HERE. THERE’S A DRAGONITE HERE.”
• “WHERE ARE YOU.”
• messy bun, trainers, talk tops and jackets for you, and messy bed hair, comfy adidas pants, a lightweight shirt for hansol.
• hansol isn’t THAT interested in fashion but he always manage to look good
• you guys go to the beach sometimes and goD it’s fun
• he sprays water on you and you two make sand castles and write each other’s names in the sand like “I LOVE HANSOL!” “I LOVE (Y/N)!”
• on halloween you two dressed as vampires
• you guys looked hoT.
• hansol is always there to comfort and talk to you when you feel bad or have a problem or feel insecure
• he’s not a good talker, really, but he’s such a great listener
• but sometimes he’d talk for hours about topics that he’s passionate about
• it’s really cute
• aegyo is funny with hansol
• he’s so good at aegyo, that it makes you just, CRINGE SO HARD SOMETIMES AND YOU GIVE HIM HUGS and HE LAUGHS
• hansol’s LAUGH.
• SO PRECIOUS.
• you learned so much satoori from hansol ok this is random bc i talked about satoori 49405005 bullets ago but fr you guys’ satoori is the best
• you get very defensive over hansol
• if anyone insults hansol-
• ok if anyone other than the nct members, jokingly-
• -insults hansol, you will burst like a volcano
• hansol loves you for it but sometimes you get a lil scary
• but he still loves you for it bc you’re the first person who was willing to protect him like that
• hansol isn’t very good with words on a daily basis, but still
• one time-
• OK STORY TIME
• one time you guys have just started actually dating and all the pressure of being a good girlfriend was honestly driving you crazy
• and hansol, didn’t know how to really, comfort you. but he wanted to.
• so, hansol, being as extra as he is, decided to write you a letter about all the reasons why he loves you and stuff like that, you know
• and he made yuta give you the letter LOL
• and when you read it you started crying and hansol sat next to you and patted your back gently and gave you a nice hug and kissed you
• yes that was your first kiss
• and yes it was amazing
• ok hansol is pretty extra. in a really lowkey way.
• hansol’s room is full of posters
• anime posters
• and manga
• ji hansol. one of nct members that’ll probably say “you had a crush on me? that’s embarassing.” in the future
• “hansol. we’re married”
• “…still!”
• hansol is fr a super tall, hot, nerd.
• and you love that so much ok no joke wow this is amazing how’d you land such a wonderful guy
• you love hansol
• hansol loves you
• pls get married and have beautiful children together.

ok THIS IS HANSOLLLLLLLLLLL. hansol has been giving me mad feels these days i just can’t w hansol. JI HANSOL IS WONDERFUL. please give him more love.

m a y 1 6 2 0 1 7 , t u e s d a y

☀️ s u m m e r, month 1 ☀️

I LOVE PUSHEEN!!!!!!!!

I had a pretty simple day yesterday of shopping with my mom and dinner with my dad! Got a pretty good haul of stuff for my trip to Florida this weekend, I’m honestly so excited!! 

And my PUSHEEN WALLET CLUTCH GOT HERE YESTERDAY!! I paid extra for shipping because I wanted to make sure I got it for Florida! My collection of Pusheen things is slowly growing and I love it!!!!

Bleh, work tonight until late. But then I’m free for like a week!!! And I’ll be in Florida!!!

P.S. I have retrieved my camera from the depths of my clutter, and I’m seriously considering starting a vlog because I want to be like Marzia and Jenn Im. But I’m anonymous, so…..Lots of consideration! 

🎧 today’s jam is cold by mating ritual ft. lizzy land.

complicite  asked:

This is an appreciation post! Here are the rules : ☁ tag at least 3 small not-so-famous simblrs and tell us why you think they're underrated ☁ tag at least 3 of your most active followers and tell us why you love them ☁ tag at least 3 blogs you're not mutual with but would like to ☁ Pass it on to at least 3 of your tumblr friends!

omg thank u babe!!! <3

im not putting this under a cut bc y'all should read this n experience the love ok thank u have a wonderful day my peaches ily

small simblrs:

  • @winterbjorn - she is one of the sweetest simblrs and one of my favs!!! omg and her sims are sosososo cute (even if she is alpha….jkjkjkjk)
  • @nervous—subject - her story is 2 good and imo 2 underrated??? the editing is a+ too, so soft and pretty omg
  • @tinybittoxic - how could i not mention my babe???? her legacy + im a lover challenge is just TOO good n not 2 mention her legacy actually made me tear up??? me/??? whose heart is made of stone???
  • @bericlain - literally in love w/ her sims n her legacy. followed bc of her april fools joke that had me in tears for at least an hr, have had no regrets sense
  • @simgerale - one of the biggest hype wingmen on simblr??? and sos osososo nice??? im still here 4 a simgerale fan club @granitesfall where u at
  • @granitesfall - i lov. just look @ their legacy. you will lov too

honestly like there are so many lil simblrs i wanna put here?!?!?! bc i love u all so much?!?!?!?! i may not like everythin bc the mobile app on my phone sux and thats when i do most of my lurkin but trust me babes i see what ur doing and i am Loving It

most active followers

  • @cat-nerd-sims - idk im in love w/ her and every time i see her blow up my notifications it makes me so happy. if u dont follow her, im sry but ur wrong. her legacy is a+ and her editing is a+ and she is a+
  • @momobunniisims - i can always tell when momo is on tumblr bc she’s always blowing up my notifications w/ likes n replies of love n motivation!!!! she was one of my first followers back when i started my simblr and she has supported me every step of the way???? i love her and u should too
  • @bratsims - almost the same w/ momo, brat is my Babe n i have loved her since the day i followed her and she followed me??? and she has always supported all of my attempts at legacies and my horrible sim edits and just???? seeing her legacy blow up and get the recognition it deserves has literally made me SO HAPPY and she is the absolute sweetest?? i love u brat!!!!

non-mutual blogs


honestly there are just so many simblrs i wanna include on all of these lists but??!?!?!? it would be 2 much and i dont wanna annoy everyone w/ these tags???? but pls just remember that i love all of u very much!!!!!!!

Let Me Teach You A Lesson :: Eggsy Unwin Imagine

This took so long, I am so so so sorry! I hope you like it though! Requests and prompts are open!

Request: Love ur blog so much do u think u could maybe do an eggsy imagine where y/n is dancing with someone else and eggsy gets really jealous and Smut smut smut stuff and have a cute ending -Anon

Eggsy’s Point of View

I make my way over to the usual table on the patio at the coffee shop and plop down in the seat in front of the pretty (c/h) female. “Hey there (y/n),” I winked causing her to smile with a shake of her head, “Hi Eggsy.” I smile at her and nervously bit my lip, “What’s wrong?” she asks as I fiddle with the collar of my polo. “Well, remember I work at Kingsman?” I start and she nods, “Well the company is holding their annual ball this Friday…and I uh, was wondering if you could be my date. Only if you want to!” I quickly add in a slightly louder tone causing her to laugh. She nods quickly with a huge grin, “Yeah I’ll love to go with you!” “Really?” I blink in awe at her smiling and sipping away at her iced coffee, “Really!”

Normal Point of View

I twirl in front of the mirror as if I was a teenage girl all over again getting ready for prom. Which is kind of funny and nostalgic since Eggsy was also my prom date back when we were in high school. Although, we actually didn’t go to prom due to his financial issues, instead we dressed ‘pretty’ and went out to a diner and had a movie marathon back at my place. But honestly I couldn’t ask for anything more, it was perfect, and prom is totally overrated anyways. I scoff and look over to the cheap plastic crown sitting on top of my shelf, besides we won prom king and queen, I thought as a placed the dusty cheap plastic crown that Eggsy got from the dollar store on to my head. In all honesty it looked a little stupid, with the beautiful flowing (colour) dress and the perfect curls pulled over my left shoulder. Suddenly the doorbell rang, erupting me from my mirror daze. I carefully take off the plastic crown, setting it back to its original place before bounding down the stairs. I all too excitedly swing open the door to come face to face with the handsome Eggsy decked out with his fitted Kingsman suit, classically slicked back hair, topped off with those thick dark rimmed glasses he sometimes wear. “Well aren’t you handsome,” I shyly smile while pulling on my heels. The blonde flashes me his famous grin and winks, “I can say the same to you, gorgeous.” With that he swept me off my feet and escorted me to the Kingsman ball.

-

It was simply awful. I wish I never came.

Was I being a little dramatic? Why yes, maybe just a smidge I huff, taking yet another swig of alcohol. I down my third cup of the night and rest my chin in my hands, eyes never once leaving Eggsy’s tall stature on the dance floor. After entering the stupid ball never once had Eggsy looked my way, or yet even talked to me, hell he hasn’t even been in a 3 meters radius of me since we got here hours ago. A heavy sigh escaped my lips and I drop my face into my hands, I should’ve seen this coming. But there I was hours ago thinking that maybe I would have a chance of Eggsy even thinking about maybe being more than friends, never have I felt this self conscious as I was now. I bitterly laugh at the pathetic being I was as I remember how incompetent I was compared to any other living female that walked this damned planet. Shaking my head to clear the on coming hot tears, I flag down the bartender for another drink. “I will die happy if I could unseen all the shit I’ve seen all night” I mumble to myself, chugging down my fourth drink angrily all the while watching Eggsy holding beautiful hot women close to him while dancing and smiling into their perfect soft locks of hair. It makes me sick, I jealously huff getting up to leave. Honestly, it doesn’t even matter if I was here or not I laugh, it’s not like he would realize that I left.

I spare one last glance at him in hopes to maybe catch him staring back, but it never came. Getting up from my stool at the open bar I make my way to the exit, but obviously being me, I never got far. “Hi there,” smiled a tall brunette, “Leaving so soon?” I blink up at him in slight confusion, was he talking to me? “Uh…yeah.” He frowned slightly before a smug smile stretched across his face, “Well that’s a shame, I was wondering if you would join me in one dance.” I laugh with a shake of my head causing a numb throb to resonate in my head, probably shouldn’t have drank that much and so fast in one sitting, “I guess one dance won’t hurt.” He grins and loops his arm around my shoulders leading me to the dancing crowd. I guess if he worked for Kingsman he wouldn’t be so bad, since Eggsy said that you needed to be a proper gentleman to actually work there. But then again, men still have needs, I conclude as I feel his hand travelling a little too south on my waist. I should’ve said something but I didn’t, maybe the alcohol didn’t help with my need for someone’s attention, or maybe it just slowed the hell out of my brain. I couldn’t even comprehend what happened as I felt a familiar hand rest on my shoulder, gently pulling me into a firm chest. “That’s enough Lucan, I think it’s my turn to dance with her.” I look over my shoulder and of course there stood Eggsy with his little smirk, even though I was slightly tipsy I couldn’t help but notice the dangerous glint in his olive green eyes. “As you wish, Galahad,” the brunette male bows, almost teasingly, placing a chaste kiss on the back of my hand before stepping away into the crowd. “What the hell was that?” Eggsy snapped quietly into my ear, quietly but surely angrily. “I was dancing?” I laugh scratching my cheek. The blonde pulls my hand away and rubbed away at the spot where the guy, apparently Lucan, kissed and added, “Anyone but him, okay.” I frown and pull away from him, “Why does it matter? I can dance with whoever I want Eggsy. Besides…it shouldn’t bother you, last time I checked you were the one that didn’t want to dance with me or heck, even being seen with me, okay? Can I please, please, just go home?” The male furrows his eyebrows together and shake his head, “That’s not true, far from the truth actually.” I look up into his deep green orbs and bit my lip as he continues, “Before you go, can you please just have one dance with me?” “Okay…” I shyly mumble looking at the glossy floor.

Eggsy’s strong arms encircles my waist and pulls me flush against his chest as my arms hesitantly wrap around his neck, holding him close as I bury my face into the crook of his neck. “Eggsy,” I mumble into his shoulder, “Why have you been avoiding me all night?” He chuckles, dipping his head near the shell of my ear and whispers huskily, “Cause, you drive me crazy. I can’t control myself when you look like that.” My cheeks warm and I timidly smile against his collar, “Really?” He nods and noses the shell of my ear, “Mhmm, when I look at you thoughts fill my head.” “What kind of thoughts?” “Dirty thoughts, really dirty thoughts,” he whispers lowly before licking the shell of my ear and nipping at the cartilage softly. A quiet moan escaped my parted lips, I dig my fingernails into his shoulder attempting to keep quiet as his lips travelled along my neck. “Eggsy, not here,” I heavily breathe, “Someone might see.” “What’s so wrong with that, you are my girlfriend,” he cheekily adds before sucking onto the supple skin on my neck, erupting a whimper from my throat. “G-Girlfriend?” I stutter out and he nods, “And I thought I was the tipsy one (y/n), tut tut, besides no one is going to notice.” He hums kissing my exposed chest, but of course leaving a few dark purple bruises on the swells of my breasts. “E-Eggsy, I swear to god!” I cry squeezing my eyes shut as his wet appendage plunged into the crack of my cleavage, “I…I can’t! Not here,” I sigh as I feel his fingers slide up and down the crack of my ass before his fingers push at the (f/c) fabric of my dress, allowing him a more direct access to finger me over the textile. His long index and middle finger presses small tight circles into my opening, it felt amazing yet foreign, no one has ever touched me down there before, let alone myself. I moan loudly into his blonde gelled tresses making odd strangled noises. “I can’t, Eggsy please!” I beg, clawing at his back relentlessly as his fingers attempt to plunge into my folds regardless of the fabric of my dress and underwear blocking his entrance. “Ahh, whatever you want princess,” he hums lifting his face away from my chest to sweetly kiss my lips. His fingers tug at the clingingly damp fabric away from my core to stroke my back lovingly, “Shall we continue back at the hotel?”

-

Thank gods for Kingsman to take precautions that there would be lots of celebration drinking and such, providing all the guests a room to stay at a high-end hotel nonetheless. I sigh contently as Eggsy lifts me onto the bed and hovering over me with his signature smirk, “Love that dress on ya princess, but it’s time for it to come off.” The blonde hums as he unzips the dress and pulls the long textile off my body, leaving me in just my lacy and embarrassingly damp (f/c) underwear. “Ah, aren’t you naughty, and soaking wet,” he chuckles deeply dipping down to kiss my lips again. But this time we would go on without trying to be discreet. I groan loudly as his pearly white teeth tugs at my bottom lip, forcing me to part my lips for him. He excitedly runs his tongue over the roof of my mouth before rolling his appendage against mine. I could tell that he was letting me be dominant over him as I easy pushed him onto his back, straddling him as I pushed my tongue into his warm cavern. He groans into my mouth as I tug at his blonde locks, easily dishevelling his previously perfect gelled back hair. I pull away to look down at a heaving Eggsy, who was surprisingly really submissive for the most part, until I moved my fingers away from his hair to slide off his glasses. Almost instantly a glint sparked in his eyes, he flips me over onto my back, “Do you understand that you can not dance with anyone but me now?” He teasing smirks, practically begging me to say no, so I did, “No Eggsy I do, not, understand” I smile as his widens, “Well then, let me teach you a lesson.”

He tugs down my panties and continued on what he started at the ball without any barriers and restrictions. Eggsy once again slips his index and middle finger into my folds, massaging gently into the warm wet skin. When wet enough, his fingers slip into the folds and pump in and out at a steady and quick rhythm. A moan escapes my constricting throat while I claw at his still clothed back. “Wait…Eggsy your clothes,” I breathlessly say tugging at his tie and he smirks knowing my intention. He quickly sits up and threw off his suit into the unknown corner of the huge hotel room, then went his dress shirt, and his fitted trousers, everything but his crisp black tie. I giggle at his cute little kink and encouraged it by tugging at his loosened tie to bring his lips back onto mine. Eggsy falls back onto his knees and pulls me onto his lap, I gasp as I feel his clothed bulge press into my sensitive nub of nerves. A high pitched whine rips from my throat, racking my entire body as Eggsy thrusts and grinds his hardening bulge into my warmth. My grip on his tie tightens impeccably as I burry my face into his shoulder seeking for comfort, especially when one of his hands that were holding onto my hips slid up to cup my breast and kneading the soft globe. I hiccup into his collarbone and pant out, “P-Please Eggsy…stop teasing.” He hums and purses his lips in attempt to put on his thinking face, “Eggsy!” I pout and he laughs, “You got it darling.”

Eggsy’s strong arm curls around my torso to lift up my body from his lap, as his other hand tugged off his black boxer briefs. He gently settles me back onto his lap and I shyly glance down to take the sight of him in. Eggsy was huge, his long thick length stood tall with pre-cum at it’s tip, I gap at his lower region and he chuckles stroking my back comfortingly. “Are you ready?” he huskily breathes into my ear as he spreads my thighs open while lowering me slowly down onto his length. I nod while biting my lip as I feel his tip prodding into my folds, olive eyes make eye contact with mine in a silent gesture to make sure that I was okay. Nodding again for him to continue he embraces me tightly and lowers me slowly but surely onto his full length. A groan escapes both our lips simultaneously as he throbs inside me and I tightly pulse around him. “So tight,” he whimpers and I laugh, causing both of us a slight discomfort and a spark of arousal. We sat there holding each other in silence, embracing one another tightly and lovingly before we mutually decided to move. His large calloused hands rest on my hips guiding me to ride him, when steady pants left my body he decided that I was ready for him to start moving as well. Eggsy thrusts upwards causing an unreal friction to build between our bodies causing my head to toss back. I wrap my hands tightly around his neck, attempting to ground myself as I feel my body slip into euphoria. He slams his hard length into my core relentlessly as I fail to keep up with his strong complete thrusts. I call out his name as the knot in my stomach tightens considerably, tightening around his hot cock, and I cry out as I became undone all over his length. Eggsy cusses under his breath before he also becomes undone, filling up my entire core with his hot seed, “Fuck!” he groans riding out our organisms causing our juices to mix and leak all over his lap, seeping into the sheets. “And that’s lesson one,” the blonde pants with a huge grin as he pulls us both down to lay on our sides on the fluffy mattress. I laugh and hug him tightly as he reciprocates, “Don’t dance with any one but Eggsy. But honestly, if you are going to do this every time I do, I just might.” He scoffs and kisses my temple, “If you don’t I will reward you, princess.” “That sounds good too,” I smile, “I love you, by the way” I add with a soft laugh and his arms tighten around my body. “And I love you most, okay.” “I’m glad we finally got that out there, after how many years,” I yawn. He smiles and nods, “Me too,” he confesses before gently pulling out and pulling the covers over the both of us.

nct127 hogwarts au; taeyong

-hecc im exited to write this
-i love taeyong sm!!
-also stan twice
-so idk if yall have guessed but
-my bby is a slytherin
-people often think he would be better off in hufflepuff tho
-which i agree on oml
-but no i think hes more of a slytherin
-anYhow
-he probaby is in that popular clique
-hes like draco malfoy but a nice one
-really popular with the girls *wink*
-honestly u were no exception
-yall dont hit me with that bs that u wouldnt fall for him cos ur i n c o r r ec t
-hes defo a pureblood slytherin
-he looks rly cold n stuff
-but we all know better
-ugh i love him brb crying
-aight im back
-so ur a ravenclaw surprise surprise
-lets get on with the story jfc
-im gay for nayeon
-since hes in that popular squad yk everyone knew him
-most girls fell for him bc of that cold attitude
-but you knew better
-you often saw him at the back of the library helping the first years with their homework
-aka the dream team bYE
-the first time you saw it u were shookt
-bc what is cold taeyong doing here??
-so u kinda eaves dropped yikes
-and he was so sweet oml
-after like 10 minutes of eaves dropping you were like hecc gotta make dat homework tho
-everyday thursday tae sat at the back helping the dream team with homework
-yall are in 5th year btw
-you were kinda getting used to tae in the library
-oh boi did u caught his eye
-jfc he admired u
-but one time tae was running late
-you saw the dream kids sitting there and they rly were lost
-also hyuck was about to fight jisung
-so u walked over
-‘uhh, i noticed taeyong isnt here? do i need to help or…?’
-'yES!’
-yall were shookt
-renjun lost his cool
-'aight , show me the problems’
-like an hour you later all the problems were solved
-and idk u were just talking to them
-they were actually really sweet aww
-'soRRY IM LATE I WAS HE-’
-lmfao he almost screamed wth were u doing here yikes
-so u turn ur head like in the movies
-yk where ur hair flips rly cool and u look ethereal
-yea taeyong almost lost his shit
-hes shy ok
-'look!! y/n helped us with homework bc u were late taeyong hyung’
-'yeah!’
-'she has even more patience then u i didnt know that was possible’
-u also get shy bc hecc uve had ur eye on tee why treck for a while now
-'thanks for helping them when i was gone,,,,,’
-'oh,,,,dont worry about it’
-he shows u dat cute smile
-yall damn well know which one i mean
-ur ass almost fainted
-who can rly blame u tho
-*akward silence*
-'hyung why u so akward oml’
-'i, uh,,, i should probably pay u back,,,,,,,can i take u to hogsmeade this sunday’
-'yeah,,,,thatd be nice!^^’
-ugh taeyong wants to face plant the floor why u so cute
-'i have to go now’
-bye y/n thank you for helping!!!’ -chenle
-'yeah tysm’ -mark
-*whispers* 'i still dont understand shit’ -jisung
-u dash to the ravenclaw common room
-and make ur homework
-*skip to sunday rip*
-ur cute ass was so nervous!!!
-also u didnt know how to dress yiKes
-but u picked something so cute oml
-when u walked into the common room all eyes were on u hecc
-aww u were so shy so u scurried outside
-the dreamteam was waiting for u at the entrance
-'woah noona!! so pretty~~’
-'everyone was staring at you O.O’
-u blush aw
-'stop omg’
-the dreamteam walks u to hogsmeade
-cuties
-so yall arrive at hogsmeade
-'have fun y/n~~’
-*cue renjun giggling*
-so u just roll ur eyes and go inside
-you see tae sitting down with two drinks infront of him
-so u cautiously walk over
-and he looks up at u
-omg he looks like a lost puppy hecc im retiring
-yall smile eachother
-so u start talking
-and its kinda akward
-just alot of blushing tbfh
-*a few months later*
-u two got so close omf
-youre like bestfriends now aw
-altho ur crush on him got bigger
-rip
-so on a spring day~
-ugh jeon jungkook can choke me
-tae , the dream team and u were outside and helping them with homework
-and suddenly hae being the bitch he is
-hes my bitch tho
-'so hyung, when u gon ask y/n out ?’
-ur jaw just drops oml
-renjun and chenle gasp bc,,,,,,hecc
-jisung is laughing
-jeno rolled away (he rly did)
-so u just kinda glance at tae
-omf hes blushing
-*the dream team slowly creeps away*
-creeping creeping creeping
-so after like a minute of silence
-'was it true,,,,,? yk,,,,what donghyuck said?’
-'uhh,,,,,,,yea’
-’,,,,,,,,,,,so when are u planning to do that’
-hecc tae almost fainted
-he got so red omfg
-it was so akward im gonna scream
-'aight so do you wanna be my girlfriend’
-hecc where did his confidence came from
-'yeah,,,,,i’d love that^^’
-suddenly he tackles you in a hug aww
-fast forward aight
-yall are so adorable together
-it makes the dream team barf
-lmfao
-every girl is lowkey so jealous of u
-and tee why treck has a massive soft spot for u oml
-yall probably cuddle alot
-little to no pda tho
-yall probably hold hands tho
-ugh i love taeyong why must he hurt me
-ur first kiss was probably like when u two were cleaning
-you and tae accidentaly broke something in class and now u two had to clean rip
-so yall were playing around aw
-and suddenly u just peck his lips
-'its that u looked cute i couldnt help myself’ -u
-tae almost screams
-hecc why u so cute im-
-he probably pecked ur lips like 24545454554 times that day
-bc u kept blushing
-he loves seeing u flustered aww
-he lowkey loves showing u off
-bc he thinks ur an angel or smth
-study dates are a thing
-sometimes the dream team interrupts tho
-but u dont mind aww
-anyways im gon end it here bc i could keep going on and on yiKess

NCT U REACTION: Of you being too shy to look up at them after you pecked them on the lips

Taeil:

Although he felt a little uncomfortable, he’d try not to show it, however for some time he wouldn’t know what to do.


Taeyong:

“Y/N stop being so cute!” TY would try to make you look up and make the ambient better and comfortable while thinking how pretty you look with a blushed face.


Doyoung:

Doyoung would be shocked and start the drama.

“Yah! You kissed me and now don’t look to me? Oh man… I feel used…”


Ten:

Provocative Ten appears.

“Aigo… You have courage to kiss me but not to look in my eyes? Ahh… So ambiguous…”


Jaehyun:

Feeling a little awkward, Jaehyun would pass his hand on his hair and smile softly thinking how to make you look up.


Mark:

Mark’d be too shy to look at you too, so he’d feel relieved, laughing a lot.


~ADM Misso

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seaside ➻ hansol x reader

genre: sappy fluff, written to warm your heart
word count: 607

a/n: this is such a cute idea like um wow … we are all: hansol lovers ! and thank u so much, more fluff is always on the way~ also thank u for requesting this anyway hehue my heart fluttered writing it. i hope u like this. it’s pretty short but sweet :^) - akemi

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anonymous asked:

Hi, I know this message can be super weird or intrusive so I apologize for that in advance(if u don't answer, I'll be okay) here's the deal: having sex with a dude makes me super nervous. And I know it's supposed to be enjoyable and 'virginity is a social construct' and all of that but its more about the pain? Like a few fics I've read talk about (I'm so sorry you're reading this) three fingers?? and I can barely do two, which is pretty uncomfortable and thats when I'm, y'know, really ready(1/2)

(2/2) but there’s a really cute guy who I’m getting pretty close to and I would, theoretically, LOVE to have sex with him. But I can’t imagine it being really enjoyable for me, at least for the first time. Because as i, unfortunately, mentioned earlier-I can’t do two fingers, even when I’m like really ready. And it kind of sounds like I’m a fuckin 13 yr old or something-I’m not, I’m 20, I’m ready for sex, I’m just nervous HOW DO 3 FINGERS FIT is it just doing to be awkward for the first time?

well, firstly a disclaimer: i’m a virgin lmao (even if it is a social construct- which it is but i use it colloquially now)

but, as someone in possession of a vagina and who’s had decent sex ed, i can tell you this:

  1. all vaginas are different. some are small, some are bigger, some have circular hymens, some have asymmetrical ones. (a still intact hymen might be the cause of pain but i’ll get to that later) so what feels uncomfortable to you might feel completely different to someone else
  2. if you haven’t had sex a lot (or in awhile) your body is not used to it. it’s basically muscle memory. if you used to run a lot then stopped, if you start running again, it’s gonna be hard for you. people with vaginas who have a lot of sex are used to being stretched like that so it’s nbd to them (but again, every vagina is different
  3. fics are what they’re short for- fiction- not to say they’re not realistic, because smut fics definitely have to be, but i’ve read m/m smuts where dude a just shoves the dick in without lube and i’m like ??? oUCH. my point being, there is some creative license that’s allowed and stretched most times.
  4. it’s all about what your’re comfortable with. you have the power to say no at any and all times even if you initially said yes. CONSENT IS IMPORTANT. if you don’t get a clear “yes, i want to do x, y, and z with you” you don’t fucking do it.
  5. consent rant over, the best option would be to have an open conversation with any person you’re going to have sex with and say “this is what i’m comfortable with and this is what i can’t/don’t want to do”
  6. first times are always awkward, it’s a rule. but if you meant like, physically in regards to your vagina not being able to take a large width, i can’t really help with that because i’ve never personally seen your vagina nor do i know your full sexual history

hope this helped! and if any of y’all have anymore questions about this sort of stuff i am happy to help!!