y u so angry

Shit I Say to the Animals, Working in Animal Retail:

Be cool, man.

You don’t even like me, do you?



Why this.

DON’T JUMP it’s not worth it!

Y u so angry fren?

(Gary THE Snail) you will take this medicine & you will LIKE IT!

Y u scream?

If you act up in front of the customers you’ll be here forever.

How did you get so fat?!

How you gonna do me like this.

Eat damn you!

Oh! Shit I thought you were dead, man.

Pst! You’re my favorite.

Why are we screaming!?

Are you the devil?

Hey fat noodles💜! (gathering all the ball pythons in my arms despite risk of getting bit right in the face)

Naughty crickets get sacrificed to the Oscars.

(Whips all birds into a frenzy by mimicking them)

I will catch you. & I will put you in a box.

Quality [Liz, snek, birb, ham, etc]

U can’t live like this.

Thank you for peeing on me, I appreciate that.

(Whips guinea pigs into a frenzy by mimicking them)

don’t be afraid to let them show
your true colors
true colors
are beautiful
like a rainbow

chubby-fukken-kitty  asked:

Y r u so angry... Plz fucky u r my hero,,,, When I was 5 I saw u murder that guy n thot,,,, wow,,,,,, i wanna be like him when i gro up,,,, plz bring back the fucky i lov,,,, 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 [Liek if u cri errytiem] (I love your art, your shading is flawless and your idea is very fun. Thank you for creating this blog!!!))

//awe thank you !! thats really sweet uwu

Reasons why u should watch the b99 golden globes win video if ur feelin’ down (or just whenever tbh):

- Andy Samberg’s voice is like two octaves higher than normal its amazing

- Seth Meyers looks like he’s having The Time Of His Life

- (like everything he’s ever done has led up to This Moment)

- Andy Samberg’s voice is like?? two WHOLE octaves higher than normal I’m s o

- Joanna Newsom is so beautiful man u should watch it just to gasp at her beauty

- Andy Samberg’s voice is like two octaves higher than normal???

- Melissa Fumero is literally bouncing up and down in her seat she’s so excited for her pal I die

- Sambs’s voice is tw O o ctaves higher tha N nor m Al

- Seth Meyers’ little “this is the best night ever” before he announces the winner

- there are several voice cracks in that thank you speech oh gosh

- Melissa Fumero is also V beautiful u can gasp over her too

- Andy Samberg is so genuinely surprised and shocked that his voice is literally /two octaves/ higher than usual and I’m not sure if its absolutely hilarious or lowkey adorable

- both tbh

- both

anonymous asked:

y r u so angery....????? clam down pal

I am angry by all the gad damn SJWs on this site!! Grr… I’m barely angry… you don’t want to see me angry.

Advice for stereotypical signs

Aries - calm tf down stop bein so angry jeez

Taurus - stop eAtinG 

Gemini - y do u chat so much??????? just b quiet 4 once

Cancer - srsly y r u even crying nothing has happened???STOP??

Leo - pls get ur head out of ur ass

Virgo - ur tidying is gettin 2 excessive, stahp

Libra - pls just stop doing handtsnad pls

Scorpio - taKe ur sunglasses off n stop choking strangers

Sagittarius - stop runNing it’s annOYINg

Capricorn - put ur pen down…..close ur book..stap it

Aquarius - stop asking ppl rlly weird questions bc ur freakin ppl out

Pisces - ugh stop bein so feeble u fuckin pebble

Relax, it's just a shirt!


TONS of submittable comments here!

OP: “Submission: so about a month ago I saw this t shirt advertised on the Topshop website and was immediately offended by the imagery and decided to submit an argument to the company in order to persuade them to stop selling the shirt…”



A shirt like this acts like a rorschach test, and ends up revealing more about the person reading it than anything.  It makes no clear statement about anything, passes no clear value judgment, and creates no clear association.   Anything you read into it is just your own mind vomiting meaning onto it.


I’m sorry, but I feel Angry Customer here is wrong in most aspects of her letter, and I’ll try to detail why.

Is the shirt design ignorant? Well yes, if it does label as “Navajo” something that doesn’t belong to the Navajo culture. That’s about the only thing Angry Customer got right.

Is it racist? I can’t see how. It makes absolutely no race commentary whatsoever. Is it insulting to one or more cultures, then? I don’t think so.