y u no date

1/80 days of productivity

{10.09.2017} :: A2 Hydrocarbons
I’m starting over! Here’s hoping I can keep this up for the next few days, these exams are everything to me and I can’t muck them up the way I did with mocks.

anonymous asked:

I am sort of a new fan of the NHL and I am confused as to how the playoffs work. How do you win the Stanley Cup?

FIRST A PLAYER MUST CONCENTRATE AND VISUALIZE HIS CONCEPT 

YOU GOTTA EMBRACE THE STANLEY CUP 

YOU GOTTA SNIFF THE STANLEY CUP 

YOU GOTTA LICK THE STANLEY CUP 

YOU GOTTA WASH THE STANLEY CUP 

YOU GOTTA DATE THE STANLEY CUP 

Y O U  G O T T A  B E  T H E  S T A N L E Y  C U P 

twitter

pairing: lin x reader

prompt: twitter war/their love story (told through twitter tho)

warnings: mentions of sex, swearing?

words: 1,528

a/n: bc i fell in love with hamilbye’s chicken nugget fic (no like seriously it’s the cutest thing i’ve read in my entire life this isn’t even half as good but i hope you like it anyways :)



February 22, 2016 - 7:40 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

I don’t understand how people can be so narrow-minded. The world is your oyster. Be open to different interpretations and explanations.

@Y/N:

Got berated by some dude with a ponytail today because I asked why Alexander Hamilton was on the $10

@Y/N:

But thank u for the history lesson. I thought he was our fourth president

@Y/N:

I’m not sure how I passed APUSH


March 30, 2016 - 11:09 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

I just saw a video of @Y/N singing a Regina Spector song at a concert and I don’t think I’ve ever been more in love in my life

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N pls be on the mixtape

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel: i don’t know enough about “the first secretary of treasury who happens to be a badass” and 20 more minutes of things that disqualifies me from this but thx!!

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N *finger guns*


You snickered to yourself at this. It’s not like you were actually pissed or anything. And you couldn’t deny that his play was amazing. He just was a little extra sometimes.


April 19, 2016 - 4:03 a.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

I’m tired someone help me

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel go to bed

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N wow1!!1!! Didn’t think of that one!!

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel you asked for help :)

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N how can I repay you for this great suggestion

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel an apology

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N what’d I do this time

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel for keeping me up

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N post notifs for bae?! <3 luv u

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel you wish. i’m writing new music about the “narrow-mindedness of some people”

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N what’s it called? “I got a 2 on the APUSH exam”?

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel I’m leaning more towards “I rhymed sun with son


April 22, 2016 - 5:55 p.m.

@Y/N:

I’m ordering chinese food and I need an honest opinion on the chicken: sweet or sour?

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N definitely sweet

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel wrong

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N IT’S AN OPINION


April 30, 2016 - 6:59 a.m.

@Lin_Miranda:

Thought I rode next to @Y/N on the subway this morning. It turned out to be a loud man

@Y/N:

Thought I saw @Lin_Miranda at the subway station yesterday. Turned out to be just a rat

@livelovelin:

@Y/N @Lin_Miranda this has progressed from silly flirting to relentless savagery and i’m concerned


May 1, 2016 - 12:09 p.m.

@hamiltonorsomething:

@Lin_Miranda what happened with u and @Y/N ?

@Lin_Miranda:

@hamiltonorsomething ask her!

@Y/N:

@hamiltonorsomething nothing he’s just annoying

@Lin_Miranda:

@Y/N @hamiltonorsomething I think you meant amazing, energetic, handsome, compassionate… shall I continue?

@Y/N:

@Lin_Miranda not unless you’re describing a dog

@hamiltonorsomething:

@Lin_Miranda @Y/N woOf


May 5, 2016 - 11:21 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

Found out @Y/N was at the show tonight. Care to explain?

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel my best friend treated me with tickets for my birthday. It was her gag gift.

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N did you thank her

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel yeah

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N is ur friend cute

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel yeah

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N am I cute

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel well…

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N :///////

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N did u like the show

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel yeah

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N did u get the flowers I sent to you office for your birthday

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel yeah :)

@hamforham:

@Lin_Miranda you bought @Y/N flowers??!!

@Lin_Miranda:

@hamforham @Y/N ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


May 23, 2016 - 7:03 a.m.

@Y/N:

I was doing a crossword puzzle and the clue was “snakelike fish” @Lin_Manuel any ideas? Three letters with an L…

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N sure! Are you positive it doesn’t happen to have the same about of letters as your name?

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel, no. that was 4 down: long reigning queen.

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N I thought that was 8 across: savage

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel how do u go from asshole to friend in .00293 seconds

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N (it’s probably eel)


July 4, 2016 - 7:08 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

Bit of a crazy fourth.
My aunt: That’s your 3rd plate
My sister: That’s your 3rd husband 

@Y/N

@Lin_Manuel: I SCREAMED

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N sounds like you in bed!

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel like you’d know that

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N um you have cooties…


August 8, 2016 - 5:09 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

I’m debating whether to wear the gold or the silver bow tie tonight. Gold is the color of winners, but silver is dashing.

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel go with the silver and come second for a change

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N trust me, you’ll always come first in my heart

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N and literally

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel I’m avoiding you all night.


August 8, 2016 - 7:12 p.m.

@baldlin:

should i be concerned that there are no photos of @Lin_Manuel and @Y/N at the show yet

@Lin_Manuel:

@baldlin probably not. Seeing as she’s sitting next to me right now. (She looks really pretty. But don’t tell her I said that.)

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel I’m next to you, dork


August 11, 2016 - 8:05 p.m.

@Y/N:

I’m not sure whether to watch the Lion King or the Little Mermaid

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N you’re joking, right? The Little Mermaid is obvi the way to go

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel just bc you said that I’m gonna watch the Lion King

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N :(

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel I’ll watch the little mermaid with you a different day

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N how’s this weekend sound?

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel did u just ask me on a date…
over twitter…
in front of all ur fans…

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N I mean we’ll have to sit on other sides of the room so I don’t catch your cooties but yeah

@Y/N: 

@Lin_Manuel text me the deets, dork


August 13, 2016 - 8:20 a.m.

@linterallyscreaming:

@Y/N how was the date with @Lin_Manuel ?

@Y/N:

@linternallyscreaming if I’m being honest… :) he’s the reason we have safety warnings on everything.

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N @linternallyscreaming says the girl who literally broke my bed last night

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel THAT IS OUT OF CONTEXT


August 30, 2016 - 9:30 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N are you from France bc madamn

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel are you from Africa bc Kenya not


September 13, 2016 - 7:06 a.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

Good morning! 
Okay so @Y/N went home and then brought me back coffee this morning and she put salt in it instead of sugar. I’m still not sure if it was on purpose or not

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel next time it will be on purpose.

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N next time just make it at my place.


September 15, 2016 - 2:02 a.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

People who make your heart smile are so important in the world


October 8, 2016 - 1:07 a.m.

@Y/N:

Okay so you know that feeling when you almost drop something but like rlly quick catch it and everyone is like OHHHH
You’re gonna find someone who makes you feel like that all the time


October 26, 2016 - 3:09 p.m. 

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N looks fire in her latest shoot

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel you have to say that we’re dating


October 30, 2016 - 6:47 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N wrote a song about you today

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel what’s it called

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N “she didn’t know APUSH but she knew me”


November 22, 2016 - 10:08 a.m.

@Y/N:

Just left @Lin_Manuel at the airport. His flight was at 8, I just didn’t want to leave him yet.


November 22, 2016 - 3:25 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N landed. Please don’t make me cry.

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N too late

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N the security guard just asked if I was okay and I explained to him out lives for the past 40 minutes.

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N it hasn’t even been 24 hours and life sucks without you.

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel life sucks without u :’(

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N I love you

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel you’re okay

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel jk I love you too


November 29, 2016 - 9:06 p.m.

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel wrote a song about you today

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N what’s it called

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel “I miss you please come home”

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N just started crying in the cab. I’ll be home soon.


December 3, 2016 - 8:56 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

I hope you all got your Hamilton Mixtape! It’s got some really talented people and so really cool stuff!

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel remember when you asked me to be on the mixtape

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N remember when you asked why Hamilton was on the ten dolla


December 7, 2016 - 4:51 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N picked me up at the airport with a dog in the backseat. I don’t know who I was more excited to see.

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel I think we both know who you were more excited to see

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N the dog?


December 19, 2016 - 1:19 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

I’ve almost spoiled @Y/N ‘s Christmas gift four times. I need self control.

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel tell me

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N DONT DO THIS TO ME


December 24, 2016 - 2:05 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

I don’t know if I’m more excited to have a girlfriend for Christmas because of the chance to kiss under the mistletoe

@Lin_Manuel:

(There is LOTS of mistletoe in our house)

@Lin_Manuel:

Or if because it means I get to eat extra cookie dough she’s baking rn


January 15, 2017 - 9:00 a.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

You’re so pretty I can’t look directly at you.
You’re an eclipse.
Good morning.

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel i’m right next to you, dork

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N how’d I get so lucky

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel it was honestly the rant about Hamilton last year

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N love me anyways?

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel love you always.

Paradise

[Y/N: your name]
[Y/C/N: your crush name]

[request: could u do one where we’re dating and we live really close so i sneak out to see him and we just cuddle and stuff? thank you! i really love ur other imagines btw !!]

The warm summer breeze floated through your open window, calming you as you laid on your bed. Midnight was nearing and you were growing restless, considering the fact that you had been home by yourself all day. Sure, you might have floated in the pool and started reading a few new books, but you could only relax for so long. The only thing you knew was that you were bored, and you really missed your boyfriend.

You and Y/C/N had only been dating for a little over a month, and as much as it scared you, you were quickly falling for him. In the short amount of time you had been together you found it hard to be away from him and he was always on your mind. But instead of being reasonable and giving yourself the distance you probably needed, you climbed out of bed, grabbed a pair of sneakers, and proceeded to walk downstairs to your front door.

Once you knew you had successfully gotten out of your house, you put on your shoes and began the 10 minute walk to Y/C/N’s house. You were thankful that he lived so close; you loved feeling the soft summer breeze in your hair and hearing the quietness of the neighborhood around you as you walked. You also couldn’t drive even if you wanted to, for your 17th birthday was still a few months away.

Getting lost in your thoughts, you soon found yourself standing in front of Y/C/N’s house. Rather than being a normal person and texting your boyfriend upon your arrival, you instead grabbed a small stone from the ground and threw it up towards his bedroom window (you may have missed the first few times but you got the hang of it eventually). Your heart fluttered when you noticed his blinds pull up, revealing the face of Y/C/N. He quickly opended his window, sticking his head out to look down at you.

“Y/N? Is that you?” You could see him squinting in the dark, and you wanted to slap yourself for immediately thinking about how cute he looked doing so.

“Surprise!” You said quietly, considering the fact that it was the middle of the night.

“Stay there, I’ll let you in.” Y/C/N quickly shut his window and pulled his blinds, disappearing from sight. You couldn’t help but think that he might be mad at you for showing up unannounced (and so late at night), and you began to regret your decision. A few moments later Y/C/N opened the front door to his house, immediately grabbing your hand and pulling you inside. You couldn’t help but notice his lack of a shirt as he led you upstairs to his bedroom.

“Don’t tell me you walked here all by yourself.” He spoke after closing the door behind you. Y/C/N stared at you expectantly as you hesitated to answer.

“I may or may not have walked here by myself.”

He sighed, shaking his head before pulling you to his chest. “It’s too late for you to be walking around by yourself, you could’ve gotten hurt. You know I would’ve come to pick you up if you called me.”

Your heart swelled at the fact that he cared so much about your safety. You wrapped your arms tighter around him, resting your head on his bare shoulder. “I’m sorry, I was just bored and I couldn’t sleep and I missed you.”

Y/C/N chuckled, pulling away slightly so he could press his lips onto yours, a feeling you didn’t think you’d ever get used to. You kissed him back slowly, standing on your tippy-toes to reach his height. He hummed into the kiss before pulling away and smiling down at you.

“You’re crazy, but I missed you too.” You giggled softly as he leaned down to pepper kisses all over your face, “Now come on, let’s go to bed.” Y/C/N let go of your waist to walk across his room to his closet. You sat on his bed while you waited for him to find you something to wear, watching his muscles flex as he sifted through his clothes.

“Stop checking me out.” He joked, pulling out a large t-shirt of his for you to sleep in.
Your face flushed a dark shade of pink at his comment.

“Sorry,” you mumbled, playing with your fingers. The amount of times Y/C/N had caught you staring was more than embarrassing.

Y/C/N laughed, padding across his room to where you were sitting. He tilted your chin up to look at him, kissing you for a few moments before pulling away. “Don’t be sorry. Stare all you want, baby; I’m yours, remember?” Your face flushed even more as he teased you, and you couldn’t help but smile as you jokingly pushed him away.

“Shut up,” you whined, and Y/C/N continued to laugh as he left the room to give you privacy to change.

You opened the door when you were finished and Y/C/N’s eyes travelled over your body, fully aware that you were watching. “How am I going to keep my hands off you?” He muttered, fully intending for you to hear. You blushed (as usual) when he left a lingering kiss on your lips before grabbing your hand and pulling you towards his bed. Once you both got under the covers Y/C/N turned off the lights, submerging the room into darkness. Your heart thudded nervously but excitedly in your chest due to the fact that you had never been this intimate with Y/C/N before.

He laid flat on his back, wrapping an arm around your waist and pulling you impossibly closer to him. You naturally draped one leg over his waist in order to lay comfortably on your side. His free hand fell to grip your bare thigh, and you sighed in content.

Y/C/N nudged your head with his in order to get your attention. You looked up from your spot on his chest only to be met with a pair of lips on your own. You hummed in surprise, reciprocating the kiss as butterflies danced in your stomach.

You quickly got lost in the taste of your boyfriend. You weren’t sure how long you were kissing him for, but you were sure that you never wanted this moment to end. With your body wrapped up in his and the feeling of his lips on yours,

This was paradise.

SORRY this is so short & also for being gone for so long:( but I’m excited to get back into the swing of things! thank you all for being patient & for 700 followers, it means the world :’)

NCT 127 Reacting To You Getting Clingy When You’re Jealous

~Not requested~


T A E I L

 He doesn’t even have the guts to speak to other girls , you had just seen someone stare at him a little too long and that’s where your jealousy kicked in, making you quickly take his hand in yours and give him a quick peck on the cheek, looking at the girl the whole time. He would get flustered due to the sudden clingyness (that’s not a word but lets just go with it) and would kinda just stare at you all wide eyed like tf you doing???

‘E-erm Y/N what’s gotten into you?’

Originally posted by nctinfo


J O H N N Y

A fan would’ve approached and keep complimenting him, your relationship was public anyway so you wouldn’t be able to help yourself but latch onto his side. He’d look over at you with a raised eyebrow but wouldn’t actually say anything till the fan had gone, when she had you still refused to let go of him making him laugh. He thought it was really cute that you got clingy when you were jealous and would love it so much.

‘You do realise she’s gone right?’

Originally posted by lq-johnny


T A E Y O N G

He invited you back stage to see him and you see the make up stylist doing his makeup (that is her job duh) but also being slightly flirty, complimenting his face structure, his skin and eyes. You would walk behind him when the stylist was done and wrapped your arms around the back of him, placing kisses all over his face. He would love your sudden burst of clingyness but at the same time would laugh really awkwardly as he’s lowkey embarrassed because of all the people the room, including his members.

‘Hehe it’s nice to see you too jagi but… there’s people here.’ *nervous laughter*

Originally posted by haechanz


Y U T A

You’d be sitting together in a cafe, probably sitting opposite because it was easier for you two to talk. However when you turned around only to see a group of girls staring at Yuta and giggling together you couldn’t help yourself but get out of your booth and sit next to him, snuggling into his chest. He had obviously noticed the girls so would know why you had gotten up, he would just smirk and kiss your forehead so the other girls know that he’s taken, also reassuring you that he wasn’t going to try anything. Expect light teasing though~

’Wow you’re really that jealous huh?’

Originally posted by i-am-whalien-95


D O Y O U N G

You were both on a date when a small group of fans approached you both with albums and a fudge ton of Doyoung posters, you got lowkey jealous of how many of them there was and how they all were Doyoung stans. You linked your arm through his and he kinda looked at you all shook like what??? When they left he started nagging slightly but at the same time reassuring you so you didn’t feel so awful about it. Wouldn’t hesitate in showing his distaste and saying all the bad situations your actions could’ve caused though.

‘You need to be more careful Y/N, what if we weren’t public or they start a rumor about us?’

Originally posted by jaedoworld


J A E H Y U N

Jaehyun insisted you come to see his dance practice so of course you decided to go, but what you didn’t expect to see was another female trainee. She was constantly going to Jaehyun and complimenting his dance and how good he looked when he concentrated. When they were mid conversation you walked over and flung your arms around him, nearly knocking you both to the ground. If anything he’d just smile down at you and say how cute you are, whilst this is happening the trainee left making you smirk at your victory.

‘Ahh Jagi you’re so cute when you’re clingy~’

Originally posted by neotechs


W I N W I N

Poor bean would be so unaware of the situation, he didn’t even notice the group of girls staring at him or even realise they were whistling at him. You noticed though, all too well. You would link your arm with his, leaning your head on his shoulder as you walked, which yes was quite uncomfortable but you were trying to make a point. Winwin would become so flustered though and kinda just stare down at you and asking you what you were doing, stuttering the whole time though. 

‘J-jagi…e-erm what a-are you doing?’

Originally posted by blackgirlslovebts


M A R K

Mark most likely was already flustered when a fan approached you both and started throwing all sorts of compliments at him, mildly flirting with him to top that. You would pull Mark into your arms and snuggle into his chest, this makes him so much more flustered you don’t even know. He’d have his arms out and eyes wide open because he doesn’t know how to handle the situation and looks from you to the fan and back to you again. He stutter out a thank you to the fan and she eventually leaves, making you get off of Mark like nothing happened. Confused beam right here~

’W-what just happened jagiya?’

Originally posted by taetmosphere


H A E C H A N

He invited you backstage so you could congratulate him or just boost his ego, not to get jealous of the maknae hair stylist. You couldn’t help yourself though as when you walked in she was doing everything but styling his hair so you made your way over and leaned down to give him a peck on the cheek. You’d also be a lil bit petty and start playing with his hair right in front of the stylist and just cling onto him. He’d be caught off guard at first but once his composure is regained he’s just smirking and teasing you throughout the whole time.

‘Hmm I wonder why you’re so clingy today…Oh wait I know why it’s because I did amazing today just like everyday~’

Originally posted by haecha



Okay this was supposed to be out yesterday but I didn’t get time to finish it as something came up, sorry guys but it’s here now~

We are literally 8 followers away from 500!!! I made the ask prompt yesterday so hopefully it’ll be uploaded later today, I can’t wait!

We have so much love for you guys and I can’t believe how far this blog has come, thank you all for the support and loving us~ Stay safe all of you and remember to take care of yourselves!

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Be Mine - Calum Hood Smut

Anonymous asked: “could you do a smutty Calum where he’s jealous of the boys flirting and being sexual w/ Y/N? (although they aren’t dating) thank u”

Calum & Y/N POV throughout

MASTERLIST

Word Count: 1,132

Calum’s POV

The guys and I decided to have a small chill get together tonight. Us and Michael’s friend Y/N who was also bringing along her two best friends. The guys don’t know but I’ve always had a thing for Y/N, but I’ve always been too nervous to tell her I like her. I know that Michael and Luke are interested in her friends and they made that blatantly obvious. And Ashton, well he’s got his girlfriend.

The girls arrive and Michael heads over to the door excitedly to greet the girls. Y/N walks in and I watch as he greets her with a big hug with his hands squeezing her ass. This makes me a little irritated but I brush it off and walk over to greet them.

Later on in the night we were all hanging around playing cards against humanity.

Michael: “Hey Y/N, let’s play a game!” he exclaims excitedly and smirks.

Y/N: “What Mikey…”

Michael: “Let’s play titanic, you be iceberg and I go down” (AN: Don’t ask I don’t know oml.. 0.0)

The girls just look at each other and giggle.

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Hogwarts AU Masterlist

Originally posted by harrypotterhogwart-blog

basic info can be found here (:

S E O K J I N 

Crush Blush  ( COMING SOON )    Seokjin was Hogwart’s residential heartthrob and just like most girls, you found yourself falling for his charm.


Y O O N G I

Slytherin to My Heart  ( ♡ ✿ )  You hated Min Yoongi. He hated you. But the both of you were about to find out that hate was just a way to mask another passionate emotion.


N A M J O O N 

Untitled ( ✿ COMING SOON ) →  Your love over magical creatures is what brought you together.


H O S E O K 

Quite the Catch ( ✿ COMING SOON) → Hoseok wants to prove to his crush that he can be a cool guy, too.


J I M I N

  • Hogwarts Express  ( ✿ ) →  You were nervous to delve into the unknown Wizard world, but luckily for you, Jimin was there to help.
  • Sorting Hat  ( ✿ )  →  Jimin is happy to hear what house you’re sorted into.
  • Expecto Patronum → you were the first of your class to perfect the patronus charm & Jimin is curious about the memory you used.
  • The Howler  ( ✿ )   Not being able to take any more of Jimin’s passionate rants about you, the boys decide to take matters in their own hands and send their dear friend a howler.
  • Selfies (COMING SOON)  you introduce Jimin to modern technology, and in return, he blesses your camera roll with a lot of adorable selfies.

T A E H Y U N G

This Magic Moment  (  )  When your date to the Yule ball goes terribly wrong, Taehyung is there to save the night.


J U N G K O O K 

Felix Felicis  ( )    Jungkook has a huge crush on you, but is too shy to confess. Luckily for him, his friends make him drink some liquid luck potion that may have been that extra push he needed.

darknpretty  asked:

dating soda headcanons

yES pls & thank u!

dating soda hcs

  • soda’s love is so pure i cry
    • with him it’s “doll”, “baby”, “princess”, “sweetheart”
  • he loves clear blue skies bc it means he’s probably gonna try taking u on a picnic
    • but he’s always forgetting something important
    • like food
  • soda likes the attention he gets from the girls that throw themselves @ him but it doesn’t compare to the attention he gets from u
  • he despises when u carry shit grocery shopping
    • like he’ll carry all 8738494 bags in one trip to avoid u holding something
  • ask him if he can hold your purse for a sec and he’s such a cutie w it
    • but apparently your purse is his purse bc he’s always keeping his stuff in there
    • one time, u dropped ur purse and things fell out 
    • and a comb (that clearLY wasn’t urs) fell out
    • and he almost loST IT
    • “whose is this??? wtf?? are you two-timING ME”
    • “soda it’s urs, u never asked for it back”
  • omg car grease being literally fucking everywhere prepare for ruined blouses & smelling slightly like gasoline
    • only slightly
  • he wants to be kissing u all the time
    • u could be in church on the lords day and his tongue is still finding a way into ur mouth
  • he’s always holding u somehow
    • like your shoulder(s)
    • arm locking
    • hand holding
    • playing w your hair
    • tugging u by your belt loops
    • hand in back pocket
  • he’s such a huge cuddler omg
    • he just likes being close to u 
    • & he wANTS people to know that you’re his
  • dead always asking you if you wanna bake shit with him
    • darry is always making a fuss that soda makes a fucking mess and never cleans it up
    • and then he yells at pony to clean it up lmaooo
    • “can we make cookies??????” and he’ll somehow have a face full of flour already
  • the gang is always asking why sometimes he smells funny (??)
    • but it’s bc you’re always taking his DX shirts and when you give them back they smell like you (he’s so in love w this oml)
  • he’s lowkey so obsessed w you cause he’s always finding a way to talk to the gang about u
    • pony’ll say somethin like “i’m headed to the moviehouse okay?”
    • and soda just
    • “well, it’s funny that u talk about that cause i took y/n on a date there not too long ago cause her favorite movie was playing and…”
  • just putting this out there but he got the sex drive of a jackrabbit
  • he’s so in love w tickling u
    • but not being tickled
    • cue the chases around the house or the dx to tickle each other
    • and steve conveniently tripping soda so u can get him ;)

my hair is a mess, but so am i

sexy has 4 letters and so does meee

i need a hug(e amount of cash money)

waking up everyday seems a little excessive

do u know how cute i would be if i had more money

netflix and don’t talk to me

where can i download motivation

i wish my wallet came with free refills

me waking up: wow i can’t wait to go to sleep tonight 

started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower 

sometimes i check my messages to make sure i still have none 

i hope ur day was as nice as my butt

people need to get it into their heads that knowing english doesn’t determine your intelligence one bit that’s such a western standard

baby let me get u some lobster, matter fact let me get u some seafood, rice, and lobster

our generation has lost the value of romance, the value of trust, the value of conversation, sadly small talk is the new deep

u know u found the right person when doing anything with them feels like a whole rush of excitement just because it’s them

i cant decide if i need a hug, 6 shots or 3 months of sleep

pizza loves you even if ur ugly

food is always the answer

y hate when we can date?

did it hurt when u fell from heaven bc it hurt when i did

be nice to me i may be hot one day

is everything expensive or am i just poor?

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Just A Click Away - Peter Parker x Reader

Originally posted by koenigreus

Prompt : Reader has to choose between her sweet online friend and her cute blind date. (not my gif)

 Warnings : nada 

 Word count : 2.7k 

 A/N : Italics = messages 

I kinda miss writing Peter Parker stuff, so i decided to post this. I might write some more, so if you want something, ask me here. If i get some i like, ill write.

Read my other shit : I Have To Keep You Safe : Part 1 Part 2  Part 3


It had all started a few months back, you meeting Peter. It was by chance really, a bit of dumb luck. You had joined this dumb website your friends had told you about. It was a way for teenagers to meet other kid near them and make friends. Most people used the site inappropriately, for sexting or something crazy, but you were just bored. 

 You had talked to a few guys, a girl here and there and they were all the same. The guys usually started out with “send a pic (;” and you would automatically close the chat. A few tried to start an actual conversation, but you knew their true intentions. You were close to giving up as a whole, and spending your time elsewhere, until you met Peter. 

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anonymous asked:

how would the boys ask their s/o out on their first date :0

Osomatsu: Well, if it’s someone he’s had the hots for for a really long time, he’s gonna do his best to make it sound as genuine as possible. Surely s/o is aware what a (bad) flirt Osomatsu is, and has noticed that his version of asking someone he isn’t familiar with on a date is very casual and crass. He doesn’t want to give off this vibe with someone he really cares about. It wouldn’t be fancy, but when hanging out with s/o he’d very abruptly stop whatever conversation was occurring beforehand and just kind of go for it. Looking them in the eye and puffing out his chest to feign confidence as he just announces, “I-I really like you, s/o! Like, seriously! Please go on a date with me!” It’s not elegant and sounds a little desperate, but every word is very genuine, and s/o’ll be able to tell.

Karamatsu: With Karamatsu, it’s very clear that he’ll make a show of asking his s/o out on their first date. Honestly, it’s more like a marriage proposal than it is a mere invitation to go out! He gets down on one knee and everything, in a place that is very, very public, where a lot people will definitely stare as this weirdo drops to his knee and declares: “You, darling, are an angel that was sent from heaven above to save this sinful man! You have captured my heart in your tender hands, and now, I must request that you allow me to take you on a date!” S/o will be beyond embarrassed by his showy nature in executing the act, but agree nonetheless. Even if it is painful, s/o can’t help but also find it cute.

Choromatsu: The poor boy will be shaking in his boots at the mere prospect of asking his s/o out on a date. He’s never asked anyone on a date before! It’s WAY too intimidating! But he just… he REALLY likes s/o, and he’d never forgive himself if he let them slip through his fingers without even making an attempt to date them. It’s a lot more spur of the moment than he’d typically like, but he forces himself to call s/o and tells them to meet him somewhere in the next 30 minutes. He has this burst of confidence he can’t let slip away. So he marches up to them at the desired meeting spot, shaking badly and face all kinds of reds as he bows and shouts, “P-P-Please go out with me! I-I know I’m a bottom of the barrel NEET, b-but please allow me to take you on a date at least once!” He nearly faints when s/o happily agrees.

Ichimatsu: It’s less of asking you out than it is silently dragging s/o to the cafe with him hoping it can be a date? Using his words to ask them out is absolutely out of the question. He doesn’t trust his mouth one second in properly asking them on a date. So instead, he leaves a sticky note on their front door with a time and location, and is just ecstatic when they actually show up to meet him- and seem incredibly happy about it! He’ll be beyond nervous throughout the whole affair, but s/o’s enthusiasm and joy at him asking them (in his own way) will ease his nerves enough where he’ll enjoy it thoroughly. It won’t be until you use the ‘d’ word that he’ll go along with it. “… a date? Did you just actually call it a… u-uh! Y-Yeah, that’s fine… I guess this can be a date…” Don’t let him fool you, he’s celebrating inside.

Jyushimatsu: Both the least nervous, and the most blunt of the brothers. Jyushimatsu is a boy who knows what he wants and isn’t afraid to pursue it. He’ll still try and make it sweet though! S/o will receive a phone call from him, where he tells them without hesitation to meet him in the park for a special surprise!  With a bouquet of hand-picked flowers clutched to his chest he’ll come barreling at his s/o the second he sees them, stopping himself just before he crashes into them. “I REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE YOU, S/O! GO ON A DATE WITH ME!” He’ll shout as he thrusts the flowers into their chest, not feeling the embarrassment sink in until they agree with such a cute laugh.

Todomatsu: Clearly the smoothest when it comes to asking people out, he’d do it as sweetly and casually as possible. Like Osomatsu, he’d officially ask his s/o to go on a date with him while already hanging out with him. He’d be sugary sweet to them while they were hanging out, maybe sneakily paying for their lunch when they were in the bathroom or dropping extra compliments on their outfit choice for the day. You know, really soften them up and get their affections for him going. He’d wait until the walk home to actually ask them on an official date, “Aah, s/o, I had so much fun with you today! Maybe next time we hang out we should sweeten the deal even further and call it a date! Hmmm, what do you say~?” He’d be ecstatic to receive an enthusiastic agreement!

~ Mod Oso

jealous | chapter six

pairing: baekhyun x reader x chanyeol

genre: angst, fluff, smut

word count: 1,587

summary: baekhyun is heartbroken after you leave him. he decides to start over and try to get over you by moving into a new apartment building where he meets chanyeol. what he later finds out is that chanyeol has been your boyfriend for the past month.

pov: baekhyun + chanyeol diary entries

rating: whether you’re an underage hard stan or a legal soft stan, reader whatever the hell you wanna read.

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[21:17] Being friends with the guys. It’s amazing. You know that group of friends that you have that always brighten up your day even if it sucked completley? Yeah. I finally had that.

Area 51 was an amazing group but Minseok was closer to Jongdae and I to Junmyeon. But now, we’re nine guys who chit chat all day and night. It’s weird that we never stay silent on that group.

Chanyeol and I have been… kissing. It’s not really a friends with benefits type thing because we just kiss sometimes. He’s still with y/n and he still loves her. He confuses me so much but I won’t complain. What if I lose him?

I don’t hate y/n. In fact, I still love her a lot. But I also like Chanyeol. So what’s up with all of this?


[13:00] nini__: we should go on a camping trip.
[13:00] bbh1738: you fucking genius i’m down.
[13:01] xing21: yah! when?
[13:01] satansoo: lets do it this weekend.

[13:01] real__pcy: cant. I have plans with y/n.

[13:02] oohsehun: that’s still a thing?

[13:04] nini__: my thoughts exactly^

[13:05] real__pcy: what?? why wouldn’t it be?

[13:05] nini__: ur usually like blah blah y/n blah blah

[13:06] real__pcy: oh.

[13:07] bbh1738: lol good luck sweetie

[13:08] xing21: baek have you ever had a full conversation with y/n?

[13:09] bbh1738: ah loey didnt tell u? i dated her/ for. seven. years.

[13:10] marshmallow: you have the patience of a god baek.

[13:10] nini__: what?????????????????????? seven years?????????? what????

[13:11] oohsehun: yeah… i think it may have slipped his mind…

[13:12] jongdinosaur: she was SOMETHING

[13:13] kjunmyeon: my bet is one more month.

[13:15] real__pcy: its MY job to like her not yours okay? okay

[13:17] satansoo: JUNMYEON HOW MUCH ARE U BETTING FOR

[13:18] kjunmyeon: $20.

[13:20] satansoo: im giving it two more months. youre on.

[13:21] bbh1738: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[13:21] real__pcy: we’re off topic. why are we off topic?? yeah I cant this week

[13:21] oosehun: bring her

[13:22] bbh1738: that seems unnecessary.

[13:23] xing21: HiGHLY unnecessary.

[13:23] satansoo: we don’t know her that well lets invite her

[13:24] nini__: guys, think about it. this could potentially be hilarious.

[13:25] kjunmyeon: he has a point!!

— nini__ added girlinluv —

[13:30] bbh1738: bomb ass username

[13:30] oohsehun: send nudes

[13:30] oohsehun: send nudes

[13:30] nini__: DoEGOPPA NEOUI OPPA

[13:30] jongdinosaur: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO YOU DICK

[13:31] oohsehun: send nudes

[13:32] real__pcy: are you five??????? Sweetie don’t mind them.

[13:32] girlinluv: hahahaha I won’t!

[13:33] bbh1738: oh wow I thought I was ur sweetie.

[13:34] girlinluv: Hey Baekhyun

[13:34] bbh1738: hey love

[13:35] jongdinosaur: I thought I was your love??

[13:35] bbh1738: baby shhhh

[13:36] girlinluv: You like boys now?

[13:36] real__pcy: y/n!! that’s his business

[13:36] girlinlove: True…

[13:38] xing21: lets get back to topic. y/n, jongin was saying how we should take a camping trip buuuuuut chanyeol said he couldn’t go because you two had plans. We love yeol. We want him to come. Do u mind moving ur plans lol theyre ruining the trip

[13:39] marshmallow: What? I thought we were inviting her?

[13:40] real__pcy: YIXING???? THAT’S NOT WHAT WE AGREED ON SAYING??? Baby he’s asking if you want to come. Please?

[13:40] girlinluv: Camping? With a bunch of old dudes?

[13:40] oohsehun: …we’re daddies.

[13:41] bbh1738: …you act like I haven’t changed your diapers.

[13:42] nini__: holy shitttttt lmao tell us everything around the campfire.

[13:43] bbh1738: HAHAHA, sure jongin.

[13:45] satansoo: u guys its time to stfu. So here’s the plan. On Saturday we’re meeting up at baekhyun and chanyeol’s at SIX IN THE MORNING SHARP. make sure to bring a sleeping bag, sleeping pad, pillow, extra blanket,sunscreen, toiletries, soap, flashlight and BATTERIES CAUSE IF YOU BRING A DAMN FLASHLIGHT WITHOUT BATTERIES YOURE GETTING SMACKED. we’ll drive to the wilderness store to get a trap, pad repair kit, maybe a mini stove, first aid kit, A MAP and if anyone has a prescription med bring it cause no ones driving your dying ass to the hospital

[13:50] oosehun: what the fuck

[13:50] real__pcy: I got it!! we’ll make sure to get our shit kungsoo.

[13:51] satansoo: good.


November 8, 2017

[19:00] I’m back from the camping trip to write what happened. On the day of the trip, everyone was at my door on time except y/n. She was keeping everyone from being on time since she couldn’t be bothered to wake up. I couldn’t stand her this weekend because of the annoying things she was constantly doing.

At 7am, she was knocking on our door. “It’s about fucking time, what the hell? It’s going to take us double the time it was supposed to. Have some consideration, Y/N.” Yixing yelled. He wasn’t the angry type so this really must have pissed him off. “I am so sorry, I overslept.” No one really acknowledged her and just walked past her to get to the cars.

”Alright! who wants to come with me?” Jongdae asked. The rest of Area 51 (minus myself) and Kyungsoo walked up to his car and got in, they were on camp supply store duty. After arguing and yelling, I ended up with Chanyeol in his car with the rest of the luggage. Chanyeol had made a mean comment about her being late so she wanted to be with Yixing, Sehun, and Jongin and I didn’t complain. “See you guys at the camp sight.” Sehun grunted, obviously disliking Y/N’s presence.

An hour and forty-five minutes had passed while we were still driving in silence, was he mad at me? Out of nowhere, Chanyeol pulled to the side of the road and turned the car off, “What’s wrong?” I asked him. He looked at me and said, “Are you okay with Y/N here? Please be honest.” he blurted.

I sighed and fiddled with my fingers, “It’s fine, Chanyeol. She’s still my friend, I still love her a lot. But, I think I would’ve enjoyed it more if it was just us guys, you know?”

“Listen, Baekhyun. I want you to listen really fucking carefully. I’m just going to say it. You’re confusing me. You’re whole really-smart-and-really-short-art-critic get up? It drives me fucking nuts. When you were those round glasses with your little barét? That too. The moles on your temple, hand, and ear. Fuck I would do anything to kiss those moles. I’m with Y/N but I have no idea what I want. I want you so so fucking bad, but I also want Y/N. I don’t know what’s going on with me, I-I-” he was in tears.

“Look at me. Chanyeol look at me.” he had burried his face in his hands but was now looking up. I wiped away a tear and leaned into him. “I’m just as confused as you are. I sometimes think I want her back, but then I see your big gorgeous eyes. Those beautiful doe eyes that look straight into mine when we speak. I think about you late at night. It pains me that your hers and not mine.” I said against his lips, holding back my tears.

Before I knew it, his lips were on mine, kissing me harder than he ever has before. He grabbed the collar of my shirt and dragged me towards him and in a few seconds, I was straddling his lap.

“Chanyeol. I wish you could kiss me forever.” I gasped in between kisses. “Me too, baby. This kiss is nothing like the others. This one is meaningful.” he moved down to kiss my neck and I couldn’t help but moan out loud. “Why are you so beautiful?” he moaned, I couldn’t help but giggle.

In a matter of minutes, my shirt and pants were already off and my chest was bruised because of his sucking and biting. “Let’s move to the backseat, Yeol.” and he threw me to the back, crawling to me. He took his shirt off while I layed on the seats. He came closer to trap me in between his arms and moved down to kiss me more. I was already so hard it hurt me. Why was he so good at this?

Moving down, kissing my body, he reached my waistband. He looked up at me for confirmation and I nodded, giving him the go ahead.

He took off my boxers, freeing me from the constriction. I let out a moan and he grabbed me. His hands began going up and down, making me feel good. His eyes were on mine and it was so sexy. I felt his tongue touch my tip and couldn’t help but gasp. He began licking me and bobbing his head up and down. He was so good. Better than anyone I had ever had before. He sunk his head down until my entire length was in his mouth before releasing. A trail of spit from his mouth was still attached to my cock and it was the sexiest view ever.

After giving me a few more licks, I had to cum. “Wh-where do I-” I managed to say before he cut me off, “In my mouth baby, always in my mouth.” I released into his mouth before he swallowed my entire load.

“Let me return the favor.” I said, getting up. “Babe, this wasn’t a favor. I wanted this. Now get back in your clothes. They’re going to wonder where we are. Try not to think about anything too much. There’s always time to talk after our little vacation.”

I’m out of breath writing this. I’ll finish soon.

A/N; I’m sorry this is so short!!