y u no date

anonymous asked:

I am sort of a new fan of the NHL and I am confused as to how the playoffs work. How do you win the Stanley Cup?

FIRST A PLAYER MUST CONCENTRATE AND VISUALIZE HIS CONCEPT 

YOU GOTTA EMBRACE THE STANLEY CUP 

YOU GOTTA SNIFF THE STANLEY CUP 

YOU GOTTA LICK THE STANLEY CUP 

YOU GOTTA WASH THE STANLEY CUP 

YOU GOTTA DATE THE STANLEY CUP 

Y O U  G O T T A  B E  T H E  S T A N L E Y  C U P 

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pairing: lin x reader

prompt: twitter war/their love story (told through twitter tho)

warnings: mentions of sex, swearing?

words: 1,528

a/n: bc i fell in love with hamilbye’s chicken nugget fic (no like seriously it’s the cutest thing i’ve read in my entire life this isn’t even half as good but i hope you like it anyways :)



February 22, 2016 - 7:40 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

I don’t understand how people can be so narrow-minded. The world is your oyster. Be open to different interpretations and explanations.

@Y/N:

Got berated by some dude with a ponytail today because I asked why Alexander Hamilton was on the $10

@Y/N:

But thank u for the history lesson. I thought he was our fourth president

@Y/N:

I’m not sure how I passed APUSH


March 30, 2016 - 11:09 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

I just saw a video of @Y/N singing a Regina Spector song at a concert and I don’t think I’ve ever been more in love in my life

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N pls be on the mixtape

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel: i don’t know enough about “the first secretary of treasury who happens to be a badass” and 20 more minutes of things that disqualifies me from this but thx!!

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N *finger guns*


You snickered to yourself at this. It’s not like you were actually pissed or anything. And you couldn’t deny that his play was amazing. He just was a little extra sometimes.


April 19, 2016 - 4:03 a.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

I’m tired someone help me

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel go to bed

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N wow1!!1!! Didn’t think of that one!!

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel you asked for help :)

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N how can I repay you for this great suggestion

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel an apology

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N what’d I do this time

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel for keeping me up

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N post notifs for bae?! <3 luv u

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel you wish. i’m writing new music about the “narrow-mindedness of some people”

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N what’s it called? “I got a 2 on the APUSH exam”?

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel I’m leaning more towards “I rhymed sun with son


April 22, 2016 - 5:55 p.m.

@Y/N:

I’m ordering chinese food and I need an honest opinion on the chicken: sweet or sour?

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N definitely sweet

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel wrong

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N IT’S AN OPINION


April 30, 2016 - 6:59 a.m.

@Lin_Miranda:

Thought I rode next to @Y/N on the subway this morning. It turned out to be a loud man

@Y/N:

Thought I saw @Lin_Miranda at the subway station yesterday. Turned out to be just a rat

@livelovelin:

@Y/N @Lin_Miranda this has progressed from silly flirting to relentless savagery and i’m concerned


May 1, 2016 - 12:09 p.m.

@hamiltonorsomething:

@Lin_Miranda what happened with u and @Y/N ?

@Lin_Miranda:

@hamiltonorsomething ask her!

@Y/N:

@hamiltonorsomething nothing he’s just annoying

@Lin_Miranda:

@Y/N @hamiltonorsomething I think you meant amazing, energetic, handsome, compassionate… shall I continue?

@Y/N:

@Lin_Miranda not unless you’re describing a dog

@hamiltonorsomething:

@Lin_Miranda @Y/N woOf


May 5, 2016 - 11:21 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

Found out @Y/N was at the show tonight. Care to explain?

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel my best friend treated me with tickets for my birthday. It was her gag gift.

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N did you thank her

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel yeah

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N is ur friend cute

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel yeah

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N am I cute

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel well…

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N :///////

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N did u like the show

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel yeah

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N did u get the flowers I sent to you office for your birthday

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel yeah :)

@hamforham:

@Lin_Miranda you bought @Y/N flowers??!!

@Lin_Miranda:

@hamforham @Y/N ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


May 23, 2016 - 7:03 a.m.

@Y/N:

I was doing a crossword puzzle and the clue was “snakelike fish” @Lin_Manuel any ideas? Three letters with an L…

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N sure! Are you positive it doesn’t happen to have the same about of letters as your name?

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel, no. that was 4 down: long reigning queen.

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N I thought that was 8 across: savage

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel how do u go from asshole to friend in .00293 seconds

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N (it’s probably eel)


July 4, 2016 - 7:08 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

Bit of a crazy fourth.
My aunt: That’s your 3rd plate
My sister: That’s your 3rd husband 

@Y/N

@Lin_Manuel: I SCREAMED

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N sounds like you in bed!

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel like you’d know that

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N um you have cooties…


August 8, 2016 - 5:09 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

I’m debating whether to wear the gold or the silver bow tie tonight. Gold is the color of winners, but silver is dashing.

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel go with the silver and come second for a change

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N trust me, you’ll always come first in my heart

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N and literally

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel I’m avoiding you all night.


August 8, 2016 - 7:12 p.m.

@baldlin:

should i be concerned that there are no photos of @Lin_Manuel and @Y/N at the show yet

@Lin_Manuel:

@baldlin probably not. Seeing as she’s sitting next to me right now. (She looks really pretty. But don’t tell her I said that.)

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel I’m next to you, dork


August 11, 2016 - 8:05 p.m.

@Y/N:

I’m not sure whether to watch the Lion King or the Little Mermaid

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N you’re joking, right? The Little Mermaid is obvi the way to go

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel just bc you said that I’m gonna watch the Lion King

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N :(

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel I’ll watch the little mermaid with you a different day

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N how’s this weekend sound?

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel did u just ask me on a date…
over twitter…
in front of all ur fans…

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N I mean we’ll have to sit on other sides of the room so I don’t catch your cooties but yeah

@Y/N: 

@Lin_Manuel text me the deets, dork


August 13, 2016 - 8:20 a.m.

@linterallyscreaming:

@Y/N how was the date with @Lin_Manuel ?

@Y/N:

@linternallyscreaming if I’m being honest… :) he’s the reason we have safety warnings on everything.

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N @linternallyscreaming says the girl who literally broke my bed last night

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel THAT IS OUT OF CONTEXT


August 30, 2016 - 9:30 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N are you from France bc madamn

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel are you from Africa bc Kenya not


September 13, 2016 - 7:06 a.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

Good morning! 
Okay so @Y/N went home and then brought me back coffee this morning and she put salt in it instead of sugar. I’m still not sure if it was on purpose or not

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel next time it will be on purpose.

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N next time just make it at my place.


September 15, 2016 - 2:02 a.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

People who make your heart smile are so important in the world


October 8, 2016 - 1:07 a.m.

@Y/N:

Okay so you know that feeling when you almost drop something but like rlly quick catch it and everyone is like OHHHH
You’re gonna find someone who makes you feel like that all the time


October 26, 2016 - 3:09 p.m. 

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N looks fire in her latest shoot

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel you have to say that we’re dating


October 30, 2016 - 6:47 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N wrote a song about you today

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel what’s it called

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N “she didn’t know APUSH but she knew me”


November 22, 2016 - 10:08 a.m.

@Y/N:

Just left @Lin_Manuel at the airport. His flight was at 8, I just didn’t want to leave him yet.


November 22, 2016 - 3:25 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N landed. Please don’t make me cry.

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N too late

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N the security guard just asked if I was okay and I explained to him out lives for the past 40 minutes.

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N it hasn’t even been 24 hours and life sucks without you.

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel life sucks without u :’(

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N I love you

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel you’re okay

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel jk I love you too


November 29, 2016 - 9:06 p.m.

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel wrote a song about you today

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N what’s it called

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel “I miss you please come home”

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N just started crying in the cab. I’ll be home soon.


December 3, 2016 - 8:56 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

I hope you all got your Hamilton Mixtape! It’s got some really talented people and so really cool stuff!

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel remember when you asked me to be on the mixtape

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N remember when you asked why Hamilton was on the ten dolla


December 7, 2016 - 4:51 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N picked me up at the airport with a dog in the backseat. I don’t know who I was more excited to see.

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel I think we both know who you were more excited to see

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N the dog?


December 19, 2016 - 1:19 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

I’ve almost spoiled @Y/N ‘s Christmas gift four times. I need self control.

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel tell me

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N DONT DO THIS TO ME


December 24, 2016 - 2:05 p.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

I don’t know if I’m more excited to have a girlfriend for Christmas because of the chance to kiss under the mistletoe

@Lin_Manuel:

(There is LOTS of mistletoe in our house)

@Lin_Manuel:

Or if because it means I get to eat extra cookie dough she’s baking rn


January 15, 2017 - 9:00 a.m.

@Lin_Manuel:

You’re so pretty I can’t look directly at you.
You’re an eclipse.
Good morning.

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel i’m right next to you, dork

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N how’d I get so lucky

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel it was honestly the rant about Hamilton last year

@Lin_Manuel:

@Y/N love me anyways?

@Y/N:

@Lin_Manuel love you always.

Paradise

[Y/N: your name]
[Y/C/N: your crush name]

[request: could u do one where we’re dating and we live really close so i sneak out to see him and we just cuddle and stuff? thank you! i really love ur other imagines btw !!]

The warm summer breeze floated through your open window, calming you as you laid on your bed. Midnight was nearing and you were growing restless, considering the fact that you had been home by yourself all day. Sure, you might have floated in the pool and started reading a few new books, but you could only relax for so long. The only thing you knew was that you were bored, and you really missed your boyfriend.

You and Y/C/N had only been dating for a little over a month, and as much as it scared you, you were quickly falling for him. In the short amount of time you had been together you found it hard to be away from him and he was always on your mind. But instead of being reasonable and giving yourself the distance you probably needed, you climbed out of bed, grabbed a pair of sneakers, and proceeded to walk downstairs to your front door.

Once you knew you had successfully gotten out of your house, you put on your shoes and began the 10 minute walk to Y/C/N’s house. You were thankful that he lived so close; you loved feeling the soft summer breeze in your hair and hearing the quietness of the neighborhood around you as you walked. You also couldn’t drive even if you wanted to, for your 17th birthday was still a few months away.

Getting lost in your thoughts, you soon found yourself standing in front of Y/C/N’s house. Rather than being a normal person and texting your boyfriend upon your arrival, you instead grabbed a small stone from the ground and threw it up towards his bedroom window (you may have missed the first few times but you got the hang of it eventually). Your heart fluttered when you noticed his blinds pull up, revealing the face of Y/C/N. He quickly opended his window, sticking his head out to look down at you.

“Y/N? Is that you?” You could see him squinting in the dark, and you wanted to slap yourself for immediately thinking about how cute he looked doing so.

“Surprise!” You said quietly, considering the fact that it was the middle of the night.

“Stay there, I’ll let you in.” Y/C/N quickly shut his window and pulled his blinds, disappearing from sight. You couldn’t help but think that he might be mad at you for showing up unannounced (and so late at night), and you began to regret your decision. A few moments later Y/C/N opened the front door to his house, immediately grabbing your hand and pulling you inside. You couldn’t help but notice his lack of a shirt as he led you upstairs to his bedroom.

“Don’t tell me you walked here all by yourself.” He spoke after closing the door behind you. Y/C/N stared at you expectantly as you hesitated to answer.

“I may or may not have walked here by myself.”

He sighed, shaking his head before pulling you to his chest. “It’s too late for you to be walking around by yourself, you could’ve gotten hurt. You know I would’ve come to pick you up if you called me.”

Your heart swelled at the fact that he cared so much about your safety. You wrapped your arms tighter around him, resting your head on his bare shoulder. “I’m sorry, I was just bored and I couldn’t sleep and I missed you.”

Y/C/N chuckled, pulling away slightly so he could press his lips onto yours, a feeling you didn’t think you’d ever get used to. You kissed him back slowly, standing on your tippy-toes to reach his height. He hummed into the kiss before pulling away and smiling down at you.

“You’re crazy, but I missed you too.” You giggled softly as he leaned down to pepper kisses all over your face, “Now come on, let’s go to bed.” Y/C/N let go of your waist to walk across his room to his closet. You sat on his bed while you waited for him to find you something to wear, watching his muscles flex as he sifted through his clothes.

“Stop checking me out.” He joked, pulling out a large t-shirt of his for you to sleep in.
Your face flushed a dark shade of pink at his comment.

“Sorry,” you mumbled, playing with your fingers. The amount of times Y/C/N had caught you staring was more than embarrassing.

Y/C/N laughed, padding across his room to where you were sitting. He tilted your chin up to look at him, kissing you for a few moments before pulling away. “Don’t be sorry. Stare all you want, baby; I’m yours, remember?” Your face flushed even more as he teased you, and you couldn’t help but smile as you jokingly pushed him away.

“Shut up,” you whined, and Y/C/N continued to laugh as he left the room to give you privacy to change.

You opened the door when you were finished and Y/C/N’s eyes travelled over your body, fully aware that you were watching. “How am I going to keep my hands off you?” He muttered, fully intending for you to hear. You blushed (as usual) when he left a lingering kiss on your lips before grabbing your hand and pulling you towards his bed. Once you both got under the covers Y/C/N turned off the lights, submerging the room into darkness. Your heart thudded nervously but excitedly in your chest due to the fact that you had never been this intimate with Y/C/N before.

He laid flat on his back, wrapping an arm around your waist and pulling you impossibly closer to him. You naturally draped one leg over his waist in order to lay comfortably on your side. His free hand fell to grip your bare thigh, and you sighed in content.

Y/C/N nudged your head with his in order to get your attention. You looked up from your spot on his chest only to be met with a pair of lips on your own. You hummed in surprise, reciprocating the kiss as butterflies danced in your stomach.

You quickly got lost in the taste of your boyfriend. You weren’t sure how long you were kissing him for, but you were sure that you never wanted this moment to end. With your body wrapped up in his and the feeling of his lips on yours,

This was paradise.

SORRY this is so short & also for being gone for so long:( but I’m excited to get back into the swing of things! thank you all for being patient & for 700 followers, it means the world :’)

fuck me up p2

Daddy kink/kitten/angst in a way?/public sex/unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it)/degrading a bit

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3


“Y/N!” your manager squeaked as she ran in, her arms wrapped around your body before you could take off the headphones.

“You and Daveed are number two on the charts!” she screeched, your mouth hung open as you looked out the window to Daveed. Your arms wrapped around your manager quickly as your eyes watered.

This is one of the first times you had been on top in a long time, it wasn’t that your music was bad you just always took it off of iTunes and Google Music.

You unwrapped yourself and walked out of the booth, hugging Daveed once you were out. His arms wrapped tightly around your waist and your heart beat quickened.

You had been in a secret fling with Daveed since the night at the restaurant, it had been exactly seven months since that night and you couldn’t be happier. Of course your crew, friends, family and managers knew, they had to know but they had to swear that they wouldn’t tell anyone.

He let go of you and kissed your forehead, the managers and crew ‘aw’ing at the sweet gesture. Your face blushed deeply before letting go of him.

“I’ve got to finish.” You whispered to him and he nodded, and pecked your lips as you walked back into the booth. You smiled at Daveed as you set the headphones on your head, the music starting again.

You rapped the lyrics you and Daveed had written only months prior to this certain day. His heart melted as he watched you do the thing you loved.

Well, the other thing you loved doing.

When Y/N was out of the booth she sat on Daveed’s lap and listened to the track. Your phone vibrated against your butt, making you shuffle uncomfortably and Daveed to moan loudly.

“Stop that, babygirl.” he whispered in your ear, you bite your lip and turned your head to look back at him. “Shh,” you hushed and shuffled again. His hands squeezed your hips as he kissed the spot behind your ear. “I’m serious. If you don’t daddy will punish you.” your breath got caught in your throat, choking softly.

You lifted yourself from his lap and took your phone from your back pocket. You checked the nonsense that was being thrown around Twitter.

Some of the supporters you had followed were tweeting you and Daveed like you two just killed a man.

@KillmeDaveed: ARE YOU AND @Y/T/U DATING? @DaveedDiggs

Your eyebrows knitted together.

Well, of course the two of you were dating but Jesus, nobody was suppose to know.

@Million(Your and Daveeds ship): THEY’RE FINALLY TOGETHER!! PRAISE THE LORD!!!!!

*Picture attachment*

You clicked the picture and looked at it. It was a picture of you and Daveed. It was from a long time ago, it was from the first award show you had gone with each other. His hand was interlocked with yours and you both were looking up at each other. It was a picture you had taken right before you all left. You looked so happy.

“What are you looking at?” Daveed asked as you rested back in his lap, “A picture.” You mumbled and looked behind you.

“How do you think everyone would act if we told the fans that we’re dating?” you asked, his eyes met with yours and he kissed your nose.

“I’m not sure. Of course, we would get hate but so many people love you so I think they’d be happy for us.” He reassured you, a smile spread across your face as he spoke.

“Good because I think they have an idea.” you turned your head to look back at your phone, “What?” he asked with a laugh, you looked for the tweet again and clicked on it. You turned and showed Daveed, his face read over the tweet before he took your phone from your hands and clicked the picture.

He smiled at it before kissing your cheek. “Should we tell them?” he asked, you shrugged and stuck your hand out for your phone. He gave you your phone as you lifted from his lap. “Do you want to tell them?” you asked and he nodded. “Then I guess we’ll tell them,” you smiled and grabbed his hand, trying to lift him from his chair.

His body raised from the chair and his arms wrapped around you. He hands lingered to your butt as he looked down at you, his hands roughly squeezed it roughly. You bite your lip and began to speak.

“I’m hungry, can you take me to get something to eat?” you asked with a pout playing at your lips, he smiled and leaned down, pecking your lips.

You lead him to the car and scooted yourself in it, you looked at him as he went into the other side. He backed out and drove away, his hands met yours as you smiled widely. “What do you want to eat?” he asked, you shrugged.

“Sonic?” you asked as turned your body to his, he smiled and nodded. His hand left yours and met with your thigh, “Daveed,” you warned and looked at him, “Not now.” you mumbled, a smirk playing at his lips as his hand traveled further up your body.

“I’m serious,” you whined as his hand went higher, “Are you sure?” he asked, you nodded. “Is that why you were teasing me infront of everyone?” he asked, your breath caught in your throat as you opened your mouth.

“I don’t know what you mean,” you mumbled and he smiled, “You don’t?” he asked with a chuckle. “I’m sure.” you nodded and looked out the window.

“Hm,” he hummed as he pulled into the drive thru. “What do you want?” he asked, you gave him a ‘you-know-what-i-want’ look as he chuckled and ordered.

“Oh my God! You’re Daveed Diggs and Y/N Y/L/N!” the girl at the window screeched, a smile grew on both of your faces as she handed you the food. “Can I take a picture?” she asked, you both nodded. You unbuckled your seatbelt and scooted closer to Davved. Your hand went around to his chest, resting it on his heart. You smiled and sat your head on his shoulder.

The girl quickly snapped the picture and awed. “You two should date!” she screeched, you looked at Daveed, a huge smile spreading across both of your faces. “Is there-” the girl cut herself off with a squeal.

“You’re dating?” she asked, you both nodded and she squealed again, “Okay, we have people behind you, I- Oh my God! Thank you for the picture!” she jumped around a bit as you drove off.

You took a fry and ate it, your eyes meeting his body as he drove. The way his biceps bulged when he squeezed the wheel and the way he would bite his lip when a  sexual song would come on

You finished the remainder of the food, as he pulled into the apartment you both shared. “I can’t believe how excited she got when she saw us,” you began, Daveed nodded and got out of the car, waiting for you to do the same.

You started walking to the apartment, your hands reaching back for Daveeds. He happily took your hands in his, interlocking your fingers with his.

“Can i see your keys?” you asked and looked behind you, he smiled and nodded handing them to you, you smiled and unlocked the door, going straight to the bathroom.

One week later and the both of you were getting ready for an award show. You had done your makeup and hair before putting on the black and gold fitted dress. You smoothed it out and put on the black heels you had set out.

“You look so hot,” Daveed said, making your smiled widely. “You don’t think this dress is too much?” you asked and looked at your cleavage. “My boobs basically pop out.” you told him, he smiled and walked to you, his hands wrapped around your waist.

“You’re stunning.” he kissed your temple, “And you looking the way you do, just make you lucky tonight, kitten.” you smiled and giggled. “I’m already lucky, daddy.” you teased, he stiffened at the nick name and kissed your neck before he walked away. “We’ve got to go or we’re going to be late.” he mumbled, you nodded and grabbed your phone, walking out of the shared bedroom and out of the apartment, Daveed following you.

You walked down the carpet, your hands interlocked with his. You both stopped quickly as someone started to ask you questions.

“How long have you been together?” the reporter asked, you looked at Daveed as he looked at you “Half a year, i believe.” you responded, “And are you guys thinking of making a family?” they asked, both your and Daveed’s eyebrows knitted.

“Uh, we like to live in the now and not in the future.,” Daveed said pausing, “But if we did end up pregnant then yes, we’d start a family.” you nodded and smiled up at Daveed, his hand leaving yours to wrap his arm around your waist.

“I think we should get going,” Daveed nodded towards the entrance to the award show, you nodded and smiled at the people before walking off.

Daveed’s hand travelled down to your butt as he squeezed it like he’s done so many times before, you looked up at him and wrapped your arms around his neck, pulling him towards you. You set your lips next to his ear before whispering ‘Not here, daddy.’

His lips turned into a smirk, he moved so he was standing straight again. “I think we should, kitten.” you shook your head and leaned onto him, he smiled and started to guide you to your seat.

You both sat down as the lights dimmed and people started talking, you looked at saw the cast of Hamilton was sitting beside the two of you, you smiled at Lin before setting your head on Daveed’s shoulder as they started giving out awards.

“And best album goes to,” there was a soft pause before an audible gasp was sounded, “Daveed and Y/N!” she shouted, you smiled at Daveed and lifted yourself from the chair before walking out and into the aisle. You kissed Daveed once he was out of the aisle of chairs before the both of you walked up on stage, hand in hand.

“Oh God,” you smiled widely as you looked among the people and stared at Daveed. “If you would of told me that i was going to be standing up here with Daveed I would of laughed and walked my happy ass away,” you chuckled with the rest of the crowd. “But I’m happy to be here with him,” you smiled up at the man, a twinkle was held in his eyes as you finished the speech. “He and the fans are all of my stars and moons, i wouldnt trade anyone of them for a million dollars.” you smiled and hugged onto Daveed, he wrapped his arms around you before he let go and pulled a piece of paper from his back pocket. He unfolded it as you moved away from him.

“In the words of Lin, I am too old to freestyle,” Daveed chuckled as you slapped his arm. “But, i did write a little something.” you smiled softly and looked at him as he began to speak.

You looked at him, your eyes held love and your smile couldn’t leave your face. He looked at you before finishing. “I love this girl with all my heart,” he said before leaning down and kissing your lips.

You both walked backstage and to the award engraver thing. You held onto Daveed as he handed the award to the man and handed hi a card with your address on it, “She’s not feeling well, can you send this to us?” The man nodded as you both walked away.

“What would you say if i told you i wanted to rip that dress off of you?” Daveed asked, you looked at him and bite your lip as you walked out. “I’d tell you to do it.” Daveed smirked and walked quickly to the car, unlocking the doors he opened the passenger side door and let you in before he walked to the other side. You watched him get in, the bulge that was already starting the show, catching your eyes.

He turned the engine on and quickly sped out of the parking lot. You moved up your dress until it was bunched around your hips, going to lay your head down on his lap, Daveed smirked and looked down at you for a quick moment before he spoke.

“Are you going to suck daddies cock like the good little bitch you are?” Daveed growled out, you nodded and unbuttoned his pants. He lifted his hips slightly and allowed you to take off the extremely tight boxers and pants.

You kissed the head of his cock before taking him in your mouth. He let out a soft moan as you sucked on the lip and kitten licked the slit of his cock.

You pushed your mouth down his cock, taking most of him in your mouth. He hit the back of your throat before you choked, you head jerking forward. Daveed’s hand made contact with your head before he pushed your head down to take his whole cock.

“Oh, you usck my cock so good, baby!” he moaned, letting go of your head. You lifted your head all the way up his cock, your tongue meeting the underside of his hardened dick, you ran your tongue over the long thick vain, making him moan loudly. He moved his hand to your thigh, his hand quickly finding your covered pussy. He pushed his hand down the front of your panties before smirking.

“You’re already so wet,” he teased his finger down your slit before he spoke again.

“Did daddy do this to you?” he asked, you nodded and took his cock back in your mouth. “Are you sure? I bet someone else did.” he chuckled, you shook your head again, taking him all the way down your throat.

“I would of sworn Anthony made your pussy drip,” Daveed smirked, his finger pushed halfway into your pussy which made you moan loudly. Your head left his dick, your hand finding his throbbing dick.

He pulled his finger from your warm cunt and took it form your panties. He lifted his finger so it was in front of your face. “I bet you’re willing to do anything for your daddy, right? Anything to prove that your daddy made you this wet?” he teased, your mouth opened and looked up at him.

“Yes, daddy. I’m willing to do anything for you.”

Daveed put his finger on your lips as you spoke, you took his finger, sucking on it. You moaned at the taste of yourself, “Such a good girl.” he whispered and took his finger from your mouth, a audible ‘pop’ being heard.

He took his hand from your body and told you to get up, which you obeyed. “Put daddies cock up, we don’t want anyone to see his dick, right?” you nodded in agreement and pulled his boxers and pants back up.

You left the car once he had parked. You waited for him before walking into your apartment. Your lips met almost instantly when you closed the door to your apartment. His hands rested on your hips as yours rested behind his neck.

“You’re so hot,” he murmured against your lips while he unzipped your dress. You let out a soft hum to thank him, pulling the sleeves of the dress down your shoulders. You pulled away from him and pushed off his jacket and unbuttoned the shirt.

His hands tapped the back of your thighs, signaling you to jump. You jumped and wrapped your legs around his waist, your hands making contact with his hair. He brought you to the couch, and laid you on it. His groin grinded into your crotch. You let out a loud moan when he removed himself from you. He moved his pants and boxers from your body before he pulled your panties down.

“Your pussy is so pretty, kitten. You look so hot like this,” he smirked, “Helpless, under my control. You’re such a good whore.” you let out a whimper at his words. He sat on the opposite end of the couch, his hands pulling you up.

“Are you going to ride me?” he asked as your knees went to straddle him. You nodded, “Your words.” he whispered as he put his hand on his cock. He stroked himself and lined the head of his cock against your entrance. You let out a soft moan at the pressure before you slid down, a moan erupting from the both of you.

You allowed yourself to adjust, your eyes meeting with his as you started to grind against him. A deep growl left the safety of his lips, before they attacked your own.

You started moving a little faster, his hands finding your hips. He started to move you up and down slowly until he got you in a pace he liked. Your hands tugged on his tight curls, his lips allowing moans to spill into your mouth. You kept the pace until he moved his lips to your neck, he pressed a tough kiss to the base before sinking his teeth into your skin.

A whimper left your lips as he sucked and licked at the skin surrounding your neck. You felt a knot start to tighten in your stomach, a loud moan leaving both of your lips as he moved his fingers to your clit, rubbing fast circles.

“Are you going to cum?” he asked, “Are you going to cum for daddy?” he whimpered out making you nod quickly. He let out a loud grunt as you squeezed around him.

He lifted his hips to met yours as you came around his cock, not long after you he came. You let out a small whimper as you stopped moving. He helped lift you from him, letting out a sigh. You closed your eyes and lifted your arm to cover them.

There was a knock at the door before it opened. You both scrambled to find your close when your neighbor, Sally, walked in.

“I made you some cookies for you guy to- OH MY GOD!” she screeched and sat the cookies down before running out, slamming the door behind her.

“Please do not have any kids!” she shouted, making your eyes widened.

“That’s officially one of the most embarrassing things ever,” you whispered, Daveed chuckled and smiled before getting up. “That’s okay, maybe we should make more babies though.” he winked and picked you up, a smile wide smile playing on your faces.


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darknpretty  asked:

dating soda headcanons

yES pls & thank u!

dating soda hcs

  • soda’s love is so pure i cry
    • with him it’s “doll”, “baby”, “princess”, “sweetheart”
  • he loves clear blue skies bc it means he’s probably gonna try taking u on a picnic
    • but he’s always forgetting something important
    • like food
  • soda likes the attention he gets from the girls that throw themselves @ him but it doesn’t compare to the attention he gets from u
  • he despises when u carry shit grocery shopping
    • like he’ll carry all 8738494 bags in one trip to avoid u holding something
  • ask him if he can hold your purse for a sec and he’s such a cutie w it
    • but apparently your purse is his purse bc he’s always keeping his stuff in there
    • one time, u dropped ur purse and things fell out 
    • and a comb (that clearLY wasn’t urs) fell out
    • and he almost loST IT
    • “whose is this??? wtf?? are you two-timING ME”
    • “soda it’s urs, u never asked for it back”
  • omg car grease being literally fucking everywhere prepare for ruined blouses & smelling slightly like gasoline
    • only slightly
  • he wants to be kissing u all the time
    • u could be in church on the lords day and his tongue is still finding a way into ur mouth
  • he’s always holding u somehow
    • like your shoulder(s)
    • arm locking
    • hand holding
    • playing w your hair
    • tugging u by your belt loops
    • hand in back pocket
  • he’s such a huge cuddler omg
    • he just likes being close to u 
    • & he wANTS people to know that you’re his
  • dead always asking you if you wanna bake shit with him
    • darry is always making a fuss that soda makes a fucking mess and never cleans it up
    • and then he yells at pony to clean it up lmaooo
    • “can we make cookies??????” and he’ll somehow have a face full of flour already
  • the gang is always asking why sometimes he smells funny (??)
    • but it’s bc you’re always taking his DX shirts and when you give them back they smell like you (he’s so in love w this oml)
  • he’s lowkey so obsessed w you cause he’s always finding a way to talk to the gang about u
    • pony’ll say somethin like “i’m headed to the moviehouse okay?”
    • and soda just
    • “well, it’s funny that u talk about that cause i took y/n on a date there not too long ago cause her favorite movie was playing and…”
  • just putting this out there but he got the sex drive of a jackrabbit
  • he’s so in love w tickling u
    • but not being tickled
    • cue the chases around the house or the dx to tickle each other
    • and steve conveniently tripping soda so u can get him ;)

11 y/o me: at a friend’s house w/her male cousin visiting, quickly becomes friends with him

friend: hey, u two should date!

11 y/o me: i guess, i mean he looks alright, we get along, it makes sense

11 y/o me, having now kissed him, on my way home: i can’t do this i need to break up with him right now immediately *texts my friend to tell him this*

friend: hey, it’s fine! hang out in recess tomorrow? ❤

11 y/o me, heart racing, smiling widely: yeah sure ❤


me now: that was… gay

my hair is a mess, but so am i

sexy has 4 letters and so does meee

i need a hug(e amount of cash money)

waking up everyday seems a little excessive

do u know how cute i would be if i had more money

netflix and don’t talk to me

where can i download motivation

i wish my wallet came with free refills

me waking up: wow i can’t wait to go to sleep tonight 

started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower 

sometimes i check my messages to make sure i still have none 

i hope ur day was as nice as my butt

people need to get it into their heads that knowing english doesn’t determine your intelligence one bit that’s such a western standard

baby let me get u some lobster, matter fact let me get u some seafood, rice, and lobster

our generation has lost the value of romance, the value of trust, the value of conversation, sadly small talk is the new deep

u know u found the right person when doing anything with them feels like a whole rush of excitement just because it’s them

i cant decide if i need a hug, 6 shots or 3 months of sleep

pizza loves you even if ur ugly

food is always the answer

y hate when we can date?

did it hurt when u fell from heaven bc it hurt when i did

be nice to me i may be hot one day

is everything expensive or am i just poor?

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anonymous asked:

how would the boys ask their s/o out on their first date :0

Osomatsu: Well, if it’s someone he’s had the hots for for a really long time, he’s gonna do his best to make it sound as genuine as possible. Surely s/o is aware what a (bad) flirt Osomatsu is, and has noticed that his version of asking someone he isn’t familiar with on a date is very casual and crass. He doesn’t want to give off this vibe with someone he really cares about. It wouldn’t be fancy, but when hanging out with s/o he’d very abruptly stop whatever conversation was occurring beforehand and just kind of go for it. Looking them in the eye and puffing out his chest to feign confidence as he just announces, “I-I really like you, s/o! Like, seriously! Please go on a date with me!” It’s not elegant and sounds a little desperate, but every word is very genuine, and s/o’ll be able to tell.

Karamatsu: With Karamatsu, it’s very clear that he’ll make a show of asking his s/o out on their first date. Honestly, it’s more like a marriage proposal than it is a mere invitation to go out! He gets down on one knee and everything, in a place that is very, very public, where a lot people will definitely stare as this weirdo drops to his knee and declares: “You, darling, are an angel that was sent from heaven above to save this sinful man! You have captured my heart in your tender hands, and now, I must request that you allow me to take you on a date!” S/o will be beyond embarrassed by his showy nature in executing the act, but agree nonetheless. Even if it is painful, s/o can’t help but also find it cute.

Choromatsu: The poor boy will be shaking in his boots at the mere prospect of asking his s/o out on a date. He’s never asked anyone on a date before! It’s WAY too intimidating! But he just… he REALLY likes s/o, and he’d never forgive himself if he let them slip through his fingers without even making an attempt to date them. It’s a lot more spur of the moment than he’d typically like, but he forces himself to call s/o and tells them to meet him somewhere in the next 30 minutes. He has this burst of confidence he can’t let slip away. So he marches up to them at the desired meeting spot, shaking badly and face all kinds of reds as he bows and shouts, “P-P-Please go out with me! I-I know I’m a bottom of the barrel NEET, b-but please allow me to take you on a date at least once!” He nearly faints when s/o happily agrees.

Ichimatsu: It’s less of asking you out than it is silently dragging s/o to the cafe with him hoping it can be a date? Using his words to ask them out is absolutely out of the question. He doesn’t trust his mouth one second in properly asking them on a date. So instead, he leaves a sticky note on their front door with a time and location, and is just ecstatic when they actually show up to meet him- and seem incredibly happy about it! He’ll be beyond nervous throughout the whole affair, but s/o’s enthusiasm and joy at him asking them (in his own way) will ease his nerves enough where he’ll enjoy it thoroughly. It won’t be until you use the ‘d’ word that he’ll go along with it. “… a date? Did you just actually call it a… u-uh! Y-Yeah, that’s fine… I guess this can be a date…” Don’t let him fool you, he’s celebrating inside.

Jyushimatsu: Both the least nervous, and the most blunt of the brothers. Jyushimatsu is a boy who knows what he wants and isn’t afraid to pursue it. He’ll still try and make it sweet though! S/o will receive a phone call from him, where he tells them without hesitation to meet him in the park for a special surprise!  With a bouquet of hand-picked flowers clutched to his chest he’ll come barreling at his s/o the second he sees them, stopping himself just before he crashes into them. “I REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE YOU, S/O! GO ON A DATE WITH ME!” He’ll shout as he thrusts the flowers into their chest, not feeling the embarrassment sink in until they agree with such a cute laugh.

Todomatsu: Clearly the smoothest when it comes to asking people out, he’d do it as sweetly and casually as possible. Like Osomatsu, he’d officially ask his s/o to go on a date with him while already hanging out with him. He’d be sugary sweet to them while they were hanging out, maybe sneakily paying for their lunch when they were in the bathroom or dropping extra compliments on their outfit choice for the day. You know, really soften them up and get their affections for him going. He’d wait until the walk home to actually ask them on an official date, “Aah, s/o, I had so much fun with you today! Maybe next time we hang out we should sweeten the deal even further and call it a date! Hmmm, what do you say~?” He’d be ecstatic to receive an enthusiastic agreement!

~ Mod Oso

Intense

Originally posted by showandwrite

Requested: YES

Requested by anonymous: Hey can you do an image with liam where the reader never kissed before and so she tells liam who’s here best friend and than they kiss and yeah u know..

WORDS: 482

WARNING:

A/N: I hope u like it!

Y/N’s P.O.V.

Mason was telling Liam about the date he had last night, I wasn’t paying attention on them but Mason was really excited.

“Did you hear me, Y/N?” I looked at him.

“What? Yeah.”

I smiled at Mason and Liam giggled.

“He had really soft lips, it was the best kiss I’ve ever had.” Mason said and I smiled. “Did you guys ever have a kiss like this? When it’s like you’re perfect for each other? It’s amazing.”

I looked away when Liam agreed with him, I felt really embarrassed, I’ve never kissed before, I played with my fingers for a while, not realizing that mason left to talk with his new boyfriend, but Liam was still next to me.

“What’s wrong?” He asked.

“Nothing.”

“You’re acting weird since Mason started talking.”

“I’m just tired.” I smiled at him.

“Y/N, you’re my best friend, I know when you’re lying to me.”

“It’s really nothing, Liam.”

I got up but he held my hand, I looked at him and he caressed my hand with his fingers, I blushed and he smiled.

“Tell me, it’s ok.

“It’s embarrassing.”

He looked at me and I sighed.

“I’ve never kissed.”

“What do you mean?”

“I’ve never kissed before. Like, never. Nothing.”

“Really?” His eyes widened,

“Yeah.”

“You’ve never-“

“Liam, you’re not helping.”

“Sorry.” He smiled. “It’s just… hard to believe, I mean, yo-you’re beautiful.”

I blushed again.

“Thank you, Liam.”

“You shouldn’t feel bad about it.”

“But everyone I know had kissed. It’s embarrassing.”

“I think it’s cute.”

I looked at him.

“Why?”

“Because I’d be happy to be your first.”

“What do you mean?”

Liam moved one of his hands to my waist and the other one on my face, he was close to me now, I couldn’t believe he was going to do this.

“Liam, you don’t need to do that.”

“I want to.”

“You’re just feeling bad for me.” I said as his forehead touched mine.

“I’m doing it because I always wanted to.”

I look in his eyes and he’s looking at my lips, I close my eyes when I feel his lips touching mines. He finally pressed his lips on mine and it felt amazing. It was like the whole world stopped, it was just us.

I put my hands on his face as he pulls me closer to him, I feel his tongue touching mine and it’s like there’s a lot of butterflies on my stomach. His lips were soft and warm. I pulled away slowly when I felt I couldn’t breathe anymore and pressed my forehead against his.

“Wow.” He whispered.

I looked at him and he had a smile on his face, just like me.

“Was it good?” He asked.

“Y-yes.”

“Intense.”

I looked and I saw Mason looking at us, I was probably looking like a tomato right now. Oh my God, I can’t believe he saw us.

my thoughts on the herizen situation

1. we have little to no proof of anything. what we have is a couple screenshots from an instagram we can’t even find anymore. everything is really vague, we don’t know who this dude is, at all. so maybe just, calm down until we know more.

2. this is not pedophilia. a (supposedly) 4 year age gap where the younger part is in his older teens, isn’t peadophilia. that doesn’t make it good, but it is not  pedophilia.

3. this does not make her evil. i’m not saying that it’s okay (bc i don’t think people over 18 should date minors), but i’m saying i don’t think this makes her evil. age gaps in relationships is normalized, (especially this small age gaps). like, this is legal in many states. it’s legal in canada, it’s legal in my country (i’m from sweden). that’s how normalized it is. most people don’t even think of it as weird (at least when men do it, which btw is literally all the time and no one gets pissed about that). men being 4-5 years older than their girlfriends is often even expected.

that doesn’t mean i think age gaps are okay, bc i really don’t. i strongly dislike how normalized age gaps are in heterosexual relationships. but what i am saying is that i think that many people who engage in relationships with age gaps, aren’t evil because of it. Most people learn that age gaps are normal, it’s something that we as an society consider normal. (of course it depends, 45 y/o men who engage in relationships with 18 y/o women for example are fucking assholes, but a 4 year age gap, like, most people don’t even think of that as weird). the only reason many people are reacting to this as strongly as they do is because this time a woman is the older one.

4. only saying this because i know people will come for me and say shit like “u would be pissed if a 20 y/o guy was dating a 16 y/o girl even tho it would be the exact same situation!!!111″, because listen the situation WOULD be different if it was the other way around and a 20 y/o man was dating a 16 y/o girl. The absolute main reasons to why age gaps in relationships are dangerous is bc almost always when age gaps are present, the man is older, and that creates a really uneven power balance in the relationship because of misogyny. this big power imbalance doesn’t exist in the same way when the woman is older, bc women don’t hold the same power over men. of course, this doesn’t mean older women don’t hold ANY power over younger men, but not the same kind of power, and it all depends on how big the age gap is, but in this situation, the power imbalance most probably isn’t that big.

5. does this mean i think this is okay? no, i do not. i don’t support people in their 20′s dating minors. i don’t think it’s a good thing, and it’s not something that should be even more normalized than it is. but i am saying i do not think this makes herizen an evil person. (if this is true, we legit don’t know shit)